Massage Parlor Reports

**MikeWall** · 12-01-23 15:27

Originally Posted by HotsFeru [View Original Post]

Saw 3 ladies here one was from Mexico she was 25 she said and she passed for it. Massage was 10 minutes and nuru. Flip was alright, you could tell she was new.

Saw a Cuban lady about 33 ish, no massage, flip was good and did not help clean after.

Fav was Tina she's viet mid 30's.

Started with a massage which was okay then on the flip got CBJ. She was really getting into it and remove the cover and let me finish. Cleaned then started with a BBBJ to get the guy up again then went in for cfs.

Saw again a few days later she started BBBJ as soon as I walked in. Didn't even gave me a chance to sit down. Ended with BBBJCIM. Then went to cfs.

She's tan, has a rocking body 6 pack, English sucks higher fake tits and a tiny ass. Good luck gents.

How's the parking at New Spa? Can you park in the back and walk in?

**ShinamotoJason** · 12-01-23 12:46

Whoa, whoa, calm down, Aussie. I sort of liked Yoyo for less than $$, but I really loved Anna, already repeated.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Take note of the admin-provided "Troll" tag on this poster's acct.

I disagree strongly with his lament about a prettier pussy. Thats absolutely ridiculous.

**AussieFury** · 12-01-23 09:55

Originally Posted by ShinamotoJason [View Original Post]

Too plain for me, but attractive enough for $$ or less.

"Too plain" means no plastic surgery compared to the Korean AAMP ladies over which he fawns.

That "too plain" girl has mad skills. I hate white knights but "plain" is excessive, Jason-san.

**AussieFury** · 12-01-23 09:51

Originally Posted by ShinamotoJason [View Original Post]

If & only if she had prettier pussy! Nonetheless, she's a very attractive woman, pretty, firm athletic body! Highly recommended & will definitely repeat!

Take note of the admin-provided "Troll" tag on this poster's acct.

I disagree strongly with his lament about a prettier pussy. That’s absolutely ridiculous.

**JMirage** · 11-30-23 12:16

Originally Posted by ZoooBus [View Original Post]

Yes, they do. And I have had one there, but I have never had anything besides a nice massage there. Perhaps things have changed?

I have not been in several years. The first time I went I got a skinny, young, cute but with a couple crooked teeth blonde Asian named Sunshine. My table shower was full of 'oops' and 'sorry' when 'accidentally' knocking the towel off my dick. A lot of teasing, but nothing in the end. She apologized that her English wasn't good and she wanted to see me again. She gave a great massage and was really friendly and cute so I went back and on the third visit got a very slow and quiet UTR HE. Saw her until she wasn't there anymore, and the other ladies were a bit older and thicker, so didn't spend any effort.

**ShinamotoJason** · 11-30-23 09:34

Too plain for me, but attractive enough for $$ or less.

**ShinamotoJason** · 11-30-23 09:30

If & only if she had prettier pussy! Nonetheless, she's a very attractive woman, pretty, firm athletic body! Highly recommended & will definitely repeat!

**HotsFeru** · 11-30-23 04:15

Saw 3 ladies here one was from Mexico she was 25 she said and she passed for it. Massage was 10 minutes and nuru. Flip was alright, you could tell she was new.

Saw a Cuban lady about 33 ish, no massage, flip was good and did not help clean after.

Fav was Tina she's viet mid 30's.

Started with a massage which was okay then on the flip got CBJ. She was really getting into it and remove the cover and let me finish. Cleaned then started with a BBBJ to get the guy up again then went in for cfs.

Saw again a few days later she started BBBJ as soon as I walked in. Didn't even gave me a chance to sit down. Ended with BBBJCIM. Then went to cfs.

She's tan, has a rocking body 6 pack, English sucks higher fake tits and a tiny ass. Good luck gents.

**Sea He Newb** · 11-29-23 22:14

Originally Posted by Snooby [View Original Post]

Those titties are huge and natural. No nonsense. She was great for me and I showed up at closing time. She's leaving in a week. Go get some. I'll be returning.

Fuuuuuuuuck. I take a short break and miss the the thing I care most about, big naturals.

Been seeing Yami at eternity for a bit. She's amazing with teasing and massage. No touching though.

**Thefourtwo5** · 11-29-23 20:32

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuy333 [View Original Post]

I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?

Literally every shop you see offers what you are looking for at that price. Just find one and go.

**DRock120** · 11-29-23 20:01

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?

LOL bro, this is a post from 2021. Rubratings has since gone byebye. Replaced by a new version where it's just filled with AMPs posting pics from the internet to garner some sort of business. Man the old rubratings was awesome though. Still miss my girl Kana who I saw regularly. Pretty Thai lady maybe late 30's and was happy to eat my ass like she was starving. Let me fuck her no cover towards the end, but said she was going on a trip with her daughter. Then rub ratings got shut down, and she did not respond to the number I had for her anymore. Miss that hoe.

**ThatOneGuy333** · 11-29-23 16:17

I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?

**Facials** · 11-29-23 15:37

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234

She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.

BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?

**KitWalker1967** · 11-29-23 12:32

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.

Excellent advice! With specific regards to the coveted LMP Unicorns, please also bear in mind that receiving information about one of these ladies doesn't automatically mean you'll receive the same level of service from her. After three unsuccessful visits with one, during which I provided all the subtle clues necessary, I just gave up.

**Original703** · 11-29-23 12:07

Originally Posted by Chanko [View Original Post]

Sorry if this is a dumb question. But is there such thing as a FS Caucasian massage? Does it exist in the Seattle area?

Yes, there are white providers who offer massage with FS. If you're looking for an AMP-like setup, with white providers, there aren't many options. But you can find some by using the Advanced Search function on Rubmaps, and selecting the ethnicity you seek. Several years ago, I visited a place in the Renton Highlands that had white providers. It was adequate; I never returned and I have no idea whether it's still around.

If you're looking for escorts who offer massages or body rubs, you can find plenty on TNA.

Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.