Massage Parlor Reports

[Tyler720]

Are you referring to Be Happy (Listed on RM as being off NE 24th St at Overlake) or a new place? Joyce is supposed to be the go to lady at Be Happy, but she also reportedly overcharges and / or will make you wait until your second visit for any fun to occur.

You are correct and Joyce is very selective but a good sensual massage.

[GoaThillBilly]

Damn, the AMPs are popping up like weeds up here, I saw 4 new ones today. I went into the one across the street from Safeway and was greeted by a youngish (late 30's early 40's) very slender AMP wearing a white dress. As most here know when they are wearing a dress or skirt extra services are typically offered. I can count at least a dozen AMPs from the south end of Marysville to Smokey point. I don't see how they can all make a profit with so many in close proximity, especially since they likely pay high lease rates. I am going to see what kind of talent exists in the others within a week or so.

[IcedLatte1]

Went to maple village about a year ago and was very disappointed with auntie aged provers.

But last week was far different. Ayla is a smaller, skinny, early 30's at most with a nice ass (not the biggest but the shape fellas outstanding) super sensual massage, at one point she took off her top and was just massaging her tits on me, magical.

CFS has never hit better, she's into it and seemed to be having even more fun than me. It was so good I've struggled to not just go back every day LOL.

I think she's leaving to La soon so see her while you can fellas.

[HouseFriedRice]

Spirit Spa on Jackson downtown is HJ only. Smoking hot Mimi with a thin crop top T shirt hugging perky Bs with no bra really got me optimistic. And she let me roam all over her perfect body during the excellent massage. HJ offer only at the end, and she said the boss doesn't allow FS.

Can confirm Mimi is very hot and FS not allowed ther. She was braless but initially didn't want me touching her nice, soft tits until she lay down next to me to finish me off. She did charge. 6 for HJ, wanted to upcharge for everything (clothes off) and offered b2 b for $. 5 tip. No thanks, could get FS for that. She's great if you're looking for a massage where she steps on your back and does some decent teasing with a HJ finish, but get ready for the upsell.

Table shower also offered at this location, though I did not partake. Maybe I should've 🤷.

[Snooby]

I had an encounter with Amanda after reading brother AussieFurys great report. Unfortunately I wasn't as impressed as he. Aussie your Intel is always awesome and in no way am I doubting you, things just went a little different for me.

Drive down south a bit to find Seoul Spa and was surprised that it's in the same building as another massage place called lucky. Rang the bell and when it was answered I knew I had the right girl. Aussie was spot on this girl is packing some of the biggest titties imaginable on such a tiny frame. You could see she was older in the face but honestly she looked good all around. Nice makeup and barely there little outfit.

At least on this night though she was all buisness. Gave her 10 Jackson to remove all doubt and underessed. She did a customary weak massage and I attempted to touch her leg but she kept saying "too cold" so I attempted to warm my hands under me. After a little of that we flipped. She cleaned my parts and maneuvered for BBBJ. She had skills here but was again going as fast as possible. I'm thinking that's fine. She also gave the customary "biiiig" compliments. This will become important later.

She signals it's time and throws on a cover and gets on her back. And here is where this trip became unsalvageable. Before sliding in I attempted to touch and suck on those massive titties. I was denied! I don't know about Aussie but as far as I know you CANNOT SUCK or TOUCH two of the best pair of big Natty's I've ever witnessed. Unbelievable. Maybe YMMV but it damaged the mood. I didn't insist and carried on.

Those titties are huge and natural. No nonsense. She was great for me and I showed up at closing time. She's leaving in a week. Go get some. I'll be returning.

[Conqueror]

Does anyone been to this one before, I drove by last night around 9:00 and saw there sign however it is hard to make a you-Turnand went by so quickly. Thinking about a visit before thanksgiving. Any info would be helpful.

Cheer.

Conqueror.

[KitWalker1967]

I would go to be happy foot massage in overlake shopping center. Can't recall name but was a great tease and he.

Are you referring to Be Happy (Listed on RM as being off NE 24th St at Overlake) or a new place? Joyce is supposed to be the go to lady at Be Happy, but she also reportedly overcharges and / or will make you wait until your second visit for any fun to occur.

[Mustang13]

Alot of guys claiming CBJ at Meet Spa.

I was hard up the other day so took a chance at meet. Walked in confident and gave $$$ As we walked to the room I held my hand on her a$$ the whole time. Started the massage face down with her in front. The whole time feeling her up. Letting her know I wanted more. Flip she asked if I wanted a rain coat. Politely declined. She started to go to town. Above average there. She wears tights so I started grabbing at those and pulling them down. She finally got them off and 69 to completion. Surprise shot got a bit in her mouth which she laughed about. $$$ was a bit much but it was just one of those days and I was tired of searching. Been back there 3 other times. One repeat with Apple. YMMV.

[ThomasSea]

First I went to A spa and got a rushed massage ending.

Decided to try the place next door.

Wow what a massage from Chen.

I don't know how she did it but she was able to simulate a rim job with her hand. She spent 30 minutes edging me. When I was laying on my stomach so put one hand on the boys and with the other hand she simulated a rim jobs. Felt almost like the love twins.

When she was finishing she moved her whole body which did a good job simulating the "real" thing.

[Tyler720]

I live near Redmond and I'm new to the hobby. Should I try this place?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xZWxgn4MUSmF437BA

This looks like a trap. Should I stick to already reviews places?

I would go to be happy foot massage in overlake shopping center. Can't recall name but was a great tease and he.

[WhatUpp]

I live near Redmond and I'm new to the hobby. Should I try this place?

https://maps.app.goo.gl/xZWxgn4MUSmF437BA

This looks like a trap. Should I stick to already reviews places?

[HouseFriedRice]

Saw Anna today at Sea Breeze. First I want to mention that they have heated tables which was very nice, and they had a space heater going so the room was quite toasty. This works for me since I often run cold, but it can def be too much for a lot of others.

M: She gives a good massage and initially used her knees on my legs and then up my back. She started with the towel draped over my lower half, making me wonder if there would be no HE. She did massage my butt a fair amount throughout and would get close, but I'd say it's a minimal amount of teasing. On the flip she covered my crotch, though it was barely covering at this point. She did some arm and head massaging before gently pressing on multiple positions on my abdomen. With the lack of teasing and with trying to relax my body while she pressed on my abdomen I was quite soft.

S: She asked if I wanted oil for my dick to which I nodded. She grabbed my hand to put it on my dick for DIY, but I asked her to do it instead and she agreed if I gave her a 'good tip'. I said sure and then later asked if she did "boom boom" to which she replied that they don't do that here. I roamed around OTC while she stroked me; her butt if fairly flat but firm, and I believe she's also flat chested but wore a bra that made them look bigger. The bra seemed a bit empty when I went for a squeeze, but I'll never know since we never popped that top off. I think I fired a pretty big load on her hands, she saying that I am young while pointing at my dick and motioning at her jizz covered hands.

HF. 7, gave her another. 5 and she said a "good tip" would be at least. 6 so I handed her another. 1. I did like the heated setting and I got my full hour, but I prob won't repeat if my ATF is in town. If she were to offer FS I'd at least give her another try because I want to bang her tiny frame.

[HouseFriedRice]

You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

You're right I confirmed with them that Gigi wears the mask, which lines up since you mentioned Anna being really thin (certainly one of the first things I noticed).

[SkeletonKey6]

1st visit last week: Cici later 30's early 40's average Chinese NYC visitor (with GPS and good English, is there a connection? LOL). Gave $$ for CFS and then upselling bs 'another 50 for daty' retorted with 'um yeah, no thanks, already overpaying for CFS'. Overall not terrible, not great CFS experience. Might return if she loses the GPS.

2nd visit yesterday: Kelly early 40's who hides her flaws rather well; some of the hardest fake tits ever seen / felt along with C section scars after her school girl clothes drop. Paid the $$ and starts with lame massage followed by refusing daty, followed by rushed CFS, complete with 'you too big damit! You get HJ now!' after less than 5 minutes of standard intercourse. She spent most of time complaining, acting in pain, over and done in 15 minutes. Hard Pass.

[HouseFriedRice]

You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

My mistake. Unless they intentionally told me the wrong names haha, I could just be misremembering.