Massage Parlor Reports

[BeatlesFan1]

Took my first trip to Naturals a little while back. I texted the provider asking for photos, obviously the photos were not of the girls available. I forget the name of the girl but she was skinny not that good looking. She was probably early 40's, but she was very nice. The massage was L3 and the price was 160. Wouldn't recommend.

[Flipper12]

This place is a goddamn brothel. Called for Anne at 9 am, they said come over. Showed up around 9. 15 am, Anne was booked. I'm like WTF guys so anyway I ask when she'll be done and they tell me to come back at 10 which I do. Some other girl opens the door, not great looking in a towel. Anne comes out of the room basically nude and I'm like goddamn this girl is a smokeshow.

Anyway she takes me in and I tell her I can't do the hour anymore due to the delay and produce the half hour 140. BTW they sent me a text with the prices:

30 min - 140.

30 min with table shower - 160.

45 min - 200.

60 min GFE - 300.

She immediately looks displeased and says that's only a basic service which it turned out to be. She started with a bit of lfk and then a BBBJ and within 4 minutes got a cover. I'm like what about the famous ass licking I've heard about and she says no sir that's only with the hour long service. She says for 140, only boom boom. So she gets on my cock for some CG and I grab her perfect natural tits.

Jesus fucking christ she has the perfect tits.

I put her on her back and banged her out in mish till I busted. She got off, got dressed and I was out of there in 15 minutes.

Basically this place is a brothel. No pretense of massage, no silly negotiations, no screening nothing. They just send you a text with the costs, you pay them and you fuck the girl.

The $140 service is just a basic fuck, if you want all the good stuff that's been described with the ass licking and so on you got to do the hour for 300.

[Eddinger]

I just had apple too this week. I didn't think she was that bad looking. Great tits and nipples and pretty face and very long black hair. The classic style tramp stamp was funny. I haven't seen that in a while. But I thought she had a fantastic ass. Which is rare! I spent the 300 for the hour and had a table shower and massage and those were all super rushed and not great! But then h ad her eat my ass and blow me for a while and then we fucked for a while and man she was hurrying it up and I told her that she's going to do this for an hour so slow up! And I had her slow up but I just sat on the chair and had her back onto my dick and go and it was very fun to watch and feel and her ass was great to slap. Then put her on the table and just plowed her while she moaned and she seemed pretty hot in her actions when she felt me coming. It was ok! But it was the least unrushed experience I've had at this place.

Just visited orange. I was given Apple. Should've asked for yoyo or the latina according to the reviews here. I give Apple $200 and she leaves for a few minutes. She returns and tells me to lay on the table. I asked for the table shower and she said it's busy, we start now. I'm said fine so I lay face down. Massage prob 3/10. Just rubbing my back. She kept texting. Felt like she wanted to get me in and out. So I flip and she sprays the guy down there with alcohol which really did not feel good. I told her that's why I wanted the table shower. Now just felt like getting done so I let her blow me for a few minutes. I get on top and bust it out. She gets up, wipes a little down there and gets dressed for the next guy. Very disappointing session today..

[DaveyJ23]

I forgot to mention there is a girl on CL advertising in the health / wellness section. Her ad says "downtown" but when I asked she pointed me to the west loop area.

The pic on CL is suggestive, and the girl's figure looks pretty good, but I don't know any details on what level of service she offers at the base rate. Or even if extra services are allowed. I'm tempted to try her, but don't get downtown as much as I used to.

I'm not going to bother finding a link because they expire so fast, but it should be easy to find her. I think she goes by Sophia.

Anyone know of a good MP or lady walking distance from West Loop or Presidential Towers?

[DaveyJ23]

Sunny Spa is walking distance from Presidential Towers. Its in Greektown, on Halstead just south of Adams.

I wouldn't go so far as to say it is a "good" MP but it gets the job done. Every time I've been there its been a middle aged woman who's not particularly attractive. Maybe things have improved though in the year or so since I've been there.

In the end you get an OK massage and an OK HJ. I've never been offered more than that, but YMMV.

I think this place is related to Green Spa (RIP) which used to be a block or two north. Green was always better but as I recall it got busted.

Anyone know of a good MP or lady walking distance from West Loop or Presidential Towers?

[SpaGuy21]

Windsor Spa. 4751 N Pulaski.
I think it's a Papasan place as it looks like one on the outside and inside.
I was there at 4 in the afternoon so lots of traffic. Police station right down the street so the street is loaded with migrants wandering around too.
Nice looking Chinese woman. Used Translate as soon as I walked in. Must have been a different woman. This massage sucked.
On the flip, I asked for a BJ and she asked for more money.
So I lay back down and take the condom off and point to the oil and say finish me. She gives an OK HJ and starts rubbing my asshole like she's going to go for the Prostate massage. Which she tries to do but isn't very good at either. At this point I'm really pissed, totally off my game, and just want to leave. She finally gets me off. I get dressed and leave and immediately text the number for the place knowing it will go to Papa or MamaSan. I had talked to a woman on my way there to make sure I could get in right away.

This is a MMS location, associated to the former Lotus on Diversey and Austin and current Armitage and Pulaski / Laramie and Belmont chain. I agree, the location is horrible. High traffic, block and a half from CPD station, and out in the open.

The MT, Linda, is a hottie for her age. Mid-late 30's, tall, slender with no chub or belly, small Cs and a nice ass, cute face to top it off. I think she is the same as that prior review though that seemed to be a shill review (like many in this forum) or an exaggeration. I was totally thrown off as well, calling for the appointment and talking to a woman who spoke solid English but being greeted by Google translate.

No massage to speak of. Everything covered and extra just for a BJ, just wrong, hahaha. The facial expressions, etc. I think she is genuinely newer to taking sausages, at least American sausages. Before we started she's looking me up and down and muttering something in Chinese, based on my size. After a couple positions, finished in doggie and she was holding her pelvis in discomfort when we finished. Oops, sorry. Just as we finished, she let someone in and it took them 5-7 minutes of Google translate negotiation for her to come back. In that time, I had cleaned up, was fully dressed and ready to walk out.

Overall, I agree, a bit disappointing because there's definitely potential. The provider was on the better end of what you see in Chicago. I won't write off the location just yet though, personally, as the last provider there, Ella, was also a hottie. She spoke English pretty well, banging body and provided an excellent BBBJ.

Location sucks, prices are above average but not as bad as the not-so-VIP Chinatown 3 Benjy all-in places, but probably same quality (maybe better) providers, so far.

[HappyGardener]

I was also browsing RM I saw Diamond spa. I was also wondering I'm heading in to the city next month and I'll be coming at night any decent affordable hotel around the South to stay at? I'll have my own car just need to stay the night. All the help is appreciated. DMs if possible. Thanks Be safe.

There are name brand hotels just south of Midway airport. There are 4 or 5 concentrated in one area. Hampton Inn. Courtyard. Etc

https://maps.app.goo.gl/CnYkocoNtrYYPyWR8?g_st=ic

[Akuma187]

I went to Katie's Health Spa by on Archer just east of Kedzie. Typical papasan-type joint with 4 older women on site. There's another place that I haven't seen west of Loomis on Archer called Diamond Spa. The promotional review on RubMaps by a newly minted account suggests that it's a Korean joint, but maybe it's just another papasan joint if it even exists given that it's supposed to be open 24/7.

I was also browsing RM I saw Diamond spa. I was also wondering I'm heading in to the city next month and I'll be coming at night any decent affordable hotel around the South to stay at? I'll have my own car just need to stay the night. All the help is appreciated. DMs if possible. Thanks Be safe.

[Fit312]

I tend to stay in the southside. I was wondering if the new spas have the same service as Tokyo and Orange. I would be willing to check them out.

I went to Katie's Health Spa by on Archer just east of Kedzie. Typical papasan-type joint with 4 older women on site. There's another place that I haven't seen west of Loomis on Archer called Diamond Spa. The promotional review on RubMaps by a newly minted account suggests that it's a Korean joint, but maybe it's just another papasan joint if it even exists given that it's supposed to be open 24/7.

[HappyGardener]

Sanni Spa 6338 W Gunnison.

For those of you that don't like to be seen in public ringing the bell or going in to a spa, this is a good place for you. Across the street from Butera Foods at the corner of Nagle and Gunnison. It's one of those 1950's yellow brick one story buildings with a bunch of storefronts in it. There is a parking lot right behind the buildings and a rear entrance to the spa. Step in the vestibule, ring the bell, and step inside the spa. The rest room is right in the vestibule, so you can whiz before you ring the bell.

For those of you who like GILFs, and are fans of Judy from ODs oral talents, this place is for you. $50 for 1/2 hour and $70 for hour. I paid for a 1/2 since it was my first time there. Did not ask about a table shower. Funny thing is I walked in thru the door without ringing the bell. I walked thru the whole place up to the front. Caught Mama by surprise. Must not have been watching the cameras. Most of the room doors were open. Very clean, but smells like very strong perfume, air freshener, or some other heavy floral smell. I could smell it on my clothes when I left. You know how you drive home with the windows down after you have been to a strip club, because the girls have that 55 gallon container of Shalamar that all strippers bath in and your clothes smell like that?

Anyway this MT's name is Julia and she is from Mongolia. Yes, Mongolia. That was the language I had to put into Translate. Crazy Cyrillic alphabet too. Julia opened the door to the very small room and I was literally standing right next to it with my underwear in my hands. She looked me up and down with a surprised look on her face and started to close the door, but then came in. Like in a Tin Tok video, she said wow oh wow, and dropped to her knees in front of me while pulling back her hair, and immediately started kissing and sucking me. Whoa. Was not expecting that.

She stops, gets up, and pats the table and tells me to lay down. Before I can, she again reaches for my dick and starts playing with it saying things I can't understand but smiling and giggling the whole time. She's kissing my neck and chest and my dick so I assume all is ok. Finally we get a stopping point and she has me lay down and starts to give me a massage. She's talking and giggling and I have no idea what she's going to do next. She starts stroking my ass and reaching between my legs. She gets in position between my legs and starts a rim job, ball licking and blow job by pulling me up on to my knees.

On the flip as I swing my legs around I come to a sitting position on the side of the table. I'm hard as a rock and pointing straight up to the ceiling. Thank you Vitamin V. I pull her in close and kiss her neck and start running my hands under her shirt. She stops me so she can take off her shirt and bra. Nice B's with decent nipples and a little bit of stomach. She's probably in her 50's.

She gets up on the table with me and lays on top off me. More kissing my chest and working her way down and starts a BBBJ. She's good. Really good. The velvet mouth kind of good. I try to make it last long, but we had a ton of foreplay. I let her know I was going to blast and she took it like a champ.

She NEVER, ever mentioned money the whole time. Never asked me for a tip, never gave me bad attitude, never gave me a price and negotiation. $50 for the entry fee and I gave her $110. I wasn't expecting that kind of service on a first visit and was planning on just getting a HJ or maybe a BJ. This is one of those girls who should be treated right. I'll be back to see if that was normal behavior or that was a one off because she was suddenly freaky.

[Dbfjsf]

Anyone know of a good MP or lady walking distance from West Loop or Presidential Towers?

[HappyGardener]

Windsor Spa. 4751 N Pulaski.

Nope. Don't do it. I think it's a Papasan place as it looks like one on the outside and inside. Storefront with previous business signage still above. Rooms quickly built inside, in this case walls not going all the way to ceiling. Girl is obviously living there as well as working there. For those of you that don't like waiting out side the door, this is not the spot for you. It's right at the intersection of Lawrence and Pulaski. You can practically carry on a conversation with people waiting at the light they are so close. I was there at 4 in the afternoon so lots of traffic. Police station right down the street so the street is loaded with migrants wandering around too.

Nice looking Chinese woman. Used Translate as soon as I walked in. Asked if I wanted a half hour or hour and showed me prices on her phone. $160 or $200. That was a first for me. I usually walk in those place and tell them I want boom boom for $120 and hand them the cash. Laid down on table for a 5-10 minute massage. Now I went there based on a report that this woman actually knew how to give a massage. Must have been a different woman. This massage sucked.

On the flip, I asked for a BJ and she asked for more money. I said no way. She then tried to put the condom on my flaccid dick. I'm like. You need to do something first. So she try to give me a HJ on my limp dick. Finally I'm hard and she does a CG on me. It's ok, enough to get me harder. I'm pissed at this point so I flip her over on her back and start to rail her. She gets a wide eyed look on her face, and is mouthing "oh oh oh". I'm holding her legs up and standing over her. I keep that up for awhile but I can't come. While I'm doing this the doorbell rings and she has to get up to answer it. She lets the next guy in who goes to the room next to mine. Like I said, no walls to the ceiling so I can hear everything. And we are only 30 minutes in to my hour.

So I lay back down and take the condom off and point to the oil and say finish me. She gives an OK HJ and starts rubbing my asshole like she's going to go for the Prostate massage. Which she tries to do but isn't very good at either. At this point I'm really pissed, totally off my game, and just want to leave. She finally gets me off. I get dressed and leave and immediately text the number for the place knowing it will go to Papa or MamaSan. I had talked to a woman on my way there to make sure I could get in right away.

We have a couple page text conversation and told her pretty much all of the above. She apologized a couple times and told me to remind her next time and she would send me to a place with "really good girl". I'll cash that in soon and hope she's not lying.

[HappyGardener]

There's one that popped up by chicago and western. Haven't attempted yet. Odd location at a very busy intersection.

That's been there for a couple of years now. They just remodeled this summer. It was a papasan place with a banner hanging on Western Ave and the entrance via a side door. It was going by Rose Spa or Angel Spa. I posted about sometime ago.

[NoHorni]

Also there's new Spa's poppin up all around Chicago Ave nobody on here ever speaks about.

I live right next to the street and use the bus to commute to work. As well as exploring for Spas down the street, I haven't really seen any new spas.

[NoHorni]

There's one that popped up by chicago and western. Haven't attempted yet. Odd location at a very busy intersection.

You mean Sophia's? The one near the BK?