Massage Parlor Reports

**Sea He Newb** · 11-29-23 22:14

Originally Posted by Snooby [View Original Post]

Those titties are huge and natural. No nonsense. She was great for me and I showed up at closing time. She's leaving in a week. Go get some. I'll be returning.

Fuuuuuuuuck. I take a short break and miss the the thing I care most about, big naturals.

Been seeing Yami at eternity for a bit. She's amazing with teasing and massage. No touching though.

**Thefourtwo5** · 11-29-23 20:32

Originally Posted by ThatOneGuy333 [View Original Post]

I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?

Literally every shop you see offers what you are looking for at that price. Just find one and go.

**DRock120** · 11-29-23 20:01

Originally Posted by Facials [View Original Post]

BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?

LOL bro, this is a post from 2021. Rubratings has since gone byebye. Replaced by a new version where it's just filled with AMPs posting pics from the internet to garner some sort of business. Man the old rubratings was awesome though. Still miss my girl Kana who I saw regularly. Pretty Thai lady maybe late 30's and was happy to eat my ass like she was starving. Let me fuck her no cover towards the end, but said she was going on a trip with her daughter. Then rub ratings got shut down, and she did not respond to the number I had for her anymore. Miss that hoe.

**ThatOneGuy333** · 11-29-23 16:17

I have been looking through the thread, but I am just looking for a quality massage with a he release in the $ range. Any favorites out there?

**Facials** · 11-29-23 15:37

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Jojo. She looks the same in person as she does in her pics:

https://seattle.rubratings.com/189234

She's roommates with Mona, who is in my rotation. I've never had a session with Jojo, but I've talked to her a number of times. A bit too much belly for me, but those natty cans are the biggest I've seen around here.

BBBJ? BBFS? Or just a HJ?

**KitWalker1967** · 11-29-23 12:32

Originally Posted by Original703 [View Original Post]

Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.

Excellent advice! With specific regards to the coveted LMP Unicorns, please also bear in mind that receiving information about one of these ladies doesn't automatically mean you'll receive the same level of service from her. After three unsuccessful visits with one, during which I provided all the subtle clues necessary, I just gave up.

**Original703** · 11-29-23 12:07

Originally Posted by Chanko [View Original Post]

Sorry if this is a dumb question. But is there such thing as a FS Caucasian massage? Does it exist in the Seattle area?

Yes, there are white providers who offer massage with FS. If you're looking for an AMP-like setup, with white providers, there aren't many options. But you can find some by using the Advanced Search function on Rubmaps, and selecting the ethnicity you seek. Several years ago, I visited a place in the Renton Highlands that had white providers. It was adequate; I never returned and I have no idea whether it's still around.

If you're looking for escorts who offer massages or body rubs, you can find plenty on TNA.

Finally, if you're looking for the LMP unicorn who provides extras, that information is tightly controlled. It's on an exchange-only basis: if you don't already have a unicorn, you'll be hard-pressed to get the contact information for anybody else's unicorn.

**VisibleNinja** · 11-29-23 02:12

Thanks for the leads on table showers, gents. Hope to report my findings.

**AvereageQ** · 11-29-23 00:18

Originally Posted by Thefourtwo5 [View Original Post]

On the way out I met another, looked younger, pretty as well but I didn't get her name.

I visited recently as well. If the other girl was a small spinner with shoulder length hair, that was Rachel. I pulled her and had a similar enjoyable time. Rachel is anywhere from 25-40. She has the lip filler look. Pretty girl, but with some imperfections. MM C's with scaring. She has a tight box but can take it well. She has good CG / ACG stamina. Our final position was CG and she rode really well and was riding aggressively. I thought she was trying to get me to finish but after I popped she kept going for a while, getting louder and sweaty getting her own. She is also only there until the end of the month, so not much longer.

**KitWalker1967** · 11-28-23 23:53

Originally Posted by Gpc1085 [View Original Post]

Evolving aside how is cherry 1-10 (10 best) for a legit massage? Been around there several times & tempted to go. Who's good?

I have no idea. It seems like every time I think about dropping in to see if things have changed, somebody posts that it hasn't.

**RoadHazard** · 11-28-23 22:45

Originally Posted by VisibleNinja [View Original Post]

Any place offer them? I'm from the Bay Area and my favorite place had them.

You have to request it but they have one.

**Chanko** · 11-28-23 22:44

Sorry if this is a dumb question. But is there such thing as a FS Caucasian massage? Does it exist in the Seattle area?

**Thefourtwo5** · 11-28-23 20:01

Lake City Way. Met Candy, very cute, late twenties early thirties. 5'4", slim, B cup breasts, nice big hard nipples she'll shove in your mouth. $$ all in. Started with a mediocre massage. We got right to it after the flip. She climbed on top of me naked, shoving her big nips in my mouth. Slowly kissed her way down to a CBJ. She climbed on top when I was ready and really got into it. Great verbal feedback. Hot as hell when she started saying "fuck me" while bouncing off of me. After a few, she wanted to switch it up, on her back she went. I daty for a bit (very ticklish) then started in on her in missionary. She does not hide her excitement. Some nice loud moans. I finished in the bag inside her as she pulled my body into hers and wrapped her legs around me. She was hot. Said she is her until the end of the month. On the way out I met another, looked younger, pretty as well but I didn't get her name.

**GlobalHawk** · 11-28-23 11:46

Originally Posted by Vator2 [View Original Post]

Evergreenin Issaquah. Anything?

Have wondered about this place, too. It's the ideal location. Have seen Sophia and Michelle there and struck out. Like anywhere, though, figure it's available for the right price.

**Gpc1085** · 11-26-23 23:11

Originally Posted by KitWalker1967 [View Original Post]

I left Cherry Massage off of my previous post here, because it's still marked as being non-erotic on RM. The most recent review on that site (12/3/2022) described a very thorough table shower scrub down, along with a lot of grazing, butt play, sensual touches & nipple play during the session, but nothing more. Even the fake reviewers have left this place off their radar. As you mentioned, it would be nice to know if management's business practices have evolved.

Evolving aside how is cherry 1-10 (10 best) for a legit massage? Been around there several times & tempted to go. Who's good?