Massage Parlor Reports

**NyHornet** · 11-26-23 19:38

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

I took a gamble on this place. As mentioned by a couple of others, it's on the northside of Rt 29, several miles north of the Warrenton city limits. A handmade sign says Blue Sky massage, not Healthy Spa (it says Healthy Massage online, just search for "massage" "Electric Ave" "Warrenton", and you will get the address). Parking is not that discreet and you have to ring the bell and stand outside and wait for whoever comes to the door. Again, not that discreet. Anyway a fairly tall-ish Asian woman answers the door in a white mini skirt with her ass cheeks almost hanging out and a belly shirt (nice stomach) wearing a hoodie sweatshirt (no bra or shirt underneath). When she answered the door, she seemed like annoyed or high or drunk. But she was cute, average body, about 5'7" if I had to guess, maybe in her mid 30's (no way she is in her 20's for sure).

It's 50 for a half hour. I laid down on the table and after several minutes of waiting, she comes in and begin the massage, hard (my request), no oil. The massage was not the greatest. She did this weird thing where when she extended herself over my body to rub, she would let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. She did that some more when she straddled my legs and would extend herself over my body, rubbing her body (clothed) over my body (face down), and let out this moan / groan /*sigh*. I think she was doing that, thinking it was a turn on for me (it was not, it was weird at best).

She do a reach around and stroked me while I laid face down, which I enjoyed. On the flip, she offered BJ or FS. I could tell she was a bit of a hustler so I just went with the HJ. She wanted the tip upfront. I did not have a 10 on me so I gave 60 and she was fine with that. I would had preferred 50 tip but she ain't going to give me 10 back LOL so lesson learned to have. A stash of 10 dollar bills on hands. She wanted 80 for topless play but I said no, as her tits were not really protruding from her zip-up hoodie to tempt me.

She began to do a fast stroke to get me off quick but I told her to slow down. She took direction good, for about 3 seconds, before going back to a quick stroke to get me off. I again asked her to slow down, and she repeated "slow, slow, slow", and did a medium stroke until I popped good.

Overall, I would not go out of my way to patronize this place. Yeah, it was nice to get jacked off by a fairly attractive Asian provider who isn't an old granny with a busted up body but given the lack of personality on her, and attempting to do a pump and dump, I'll have to pass unless future reports show some promising improvement in massage and attitude. Thanks to Smitty for reporting on this place.

Consider yourself lucky. When I last stopped there, only one lady, who must have been close to 70. I needed a massage, so I stayed and she was experienced in massage and releasing. I wouldn't see her again as not attractive at all. This was about two weeks ago.

**NyHornet** · 11-26-23 19:31

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Luna (independent Thai lady offering massage) has returned to Northern Virginia (Annandale). She was always nice to me, and always kept a very clean / comfortable massage studio. I will be happy to see her again.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I enjoyed this attractive mature Thai Lady as well. Same phone?

**Member #6553** · 11-26-23 19:13

For a sensual L1 nude massage with a table shower. What is the best MP and Masseuse to see?

**Yoyo Spa** · 11-26-23 14:21

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

Will be staying in Arlington this December. Is there any quality AMPs in the immediate area? Last time I was staying here I was within walking distance of Tokyo therapy which had amazing women. But that place closed awhile ago it seems.

There's a new place by the Starbucks off Langston and Harrison. I have not been as I consider the front door a bit too visible. If you are visiting from out of town that may not be much of a concern. TOFTT and report back. Don't be afraid to walk out if the alternative is a session with granny.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ar.../23029769.html

**Tophat31** · 11-26-23 12:54

Originally Posted by FearlessFlash [View Original Post]

Will be staying in Arlington this December. Is there any quality AMPs in the immediate area? Last time I was staying here I was within walking distance of Tokyo therapy which had amazing women. But that place closed awhile ago it seems.

I wish Arlington had options, but it doesn't. There is a place on Columbia Pike, Shirlington, and route 50 but nothing great. Lara is an independent but she is selective as to who she sees. I wish there was an independent Asian quality provider in the area. Seems they are all in Tysons.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 11-26-23 10:54

I got the impression from previous reviews that Herndon spa (Elden street) service was focused on massage, but the place has a table shower with a sauna and is very clean.

My provider was Ruby. Great body, face looked decent with make-up, fake C / D but nice, toned butt. Looked really hot when I first saw her in a little black dress and looked stunning naked.

She was a little business like during the shower and didn't seem too chatty. Provided a great medium pressure massage. Seemed to genuinely enjoy the CFS. Moved into different positions quick. Loved her expressions. Also allowed DT during the CBJ.

Overall a very pleasant surprise.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 11-26-23 10:47

Originally Posted by SteelCities [View Original Post]

Maybe I went to the wrong May wellness but there was just a buttoned-up older woman there. Said her name was Jennifer and couldn't get past the slacks and blouse. It was a good massage but only HE. Is the one in suite Q the right one? Did I just get the wrong provider?

Sounds like you went to the right place. May Wellness is listed as Ashley Wellness on RM-Fairfax.

I've never seen Jennifer before. I'd specify the provider's name (Cherry) while making an appointment. Hope you like your next visit better!

**Coaster42** · 11-26-23 09:28

Originally Posted by PapiKulo [View Original Post]

Gents, trying to set up a meeting with Kathy thai and she texts straight up and says " I no sex, you ok with that?

Anyone ever seen her and able to do other wise? I know it's YMMV game but I'd like to plow her but don't want to waste the money if she definitely doesn't do FS.

Thanks mates, if I do see her I will of course leave a review.

I saw Kathy once. She older, decent man made figure and a good massage with topless HE. Nothing more is offered. If you seek FS definitely look elsewhere.

**SteelCities** · 11-26-23 08:24

Maybe I went to the wrong May wellness but there was just a buttoned-up older woman there. Said her name was Jennifer and couldn't get past the slacks and blouse. It was a good massage but only HE. Is the one in suite Q the right one? Did I just get the wrong provider?

Originally Posted by SteveSmithAbq [View Original Post]

Cherry's massage skills have greatly improved since she first started. Give her instructions before she starts. She may not be super strong, but she is very attentive and gives a 100%.

And as this reviewer said, she is also very personable and always finishes off enthusiastically.

**Asphalt** · 11-26-23 08:21

Originally Posted by Rreemptivecum [View Original Post]

Was in the area so gave a call to see if Tina was available. She was not, but was told Grace is available. I've seen her previously which were always good times, so said I'd be in within 15 minutes.

I'd estimate Grace is in her late 30's or mid 40's, and speaks good English so is pretty conversational. Honestly not too much a fan of chit chat, but she's very friendly.

Even though I showered before arriving, I opted for the TS as always. After a very thorough cleaning, we were brought back to the room.

Since I only paid for a full hour, I received a 20-25 minutes massage which was great as usual. She started teasing my butt. I had my ass in the air in seconds.

Leisurely fingering in my butthole and she made me cum. Wish I had some more time as the PM was actually great. Out within a full hour and highly recommended!

Is this the place that's just west of 495 on Rt. 50?

**Asphalt** · 11-26-23 08:19

Originally Posted by BuckshotWatson [View Original Post]

This is a legit, no HE, massage place across the parking lot from Spa Sung. I'm posting so people know what they are getting into if they go; I've gone several times, and plan to return and add it to my regular non-sensual rotation. Again, no HE, roaming, anything, but the two older, pleasant therapists both give good deep tissue massage that hits about 97% of your body. I recommend it for those who enjoy a good massage, but aren't looking for a release or a beautiful young therapist. Very little advertising for it online, but here is the website: http://etmassagellc.online/index.html. Cheers!

From the looks of the massage tables you would think extras were on offer. Most legit places have blankets in view, making it clear that they will cover you during the treatment. Anyway, thanks for the report. I'm always on the lookout for a skilled massage.

**DisMan6** · 11-26-23 01:15

Originally Posted by Rreemptivecum [View Original Post]

Was in the area so gave a call to see if Tina was available. She was not, but was told Grace is available. I've seen her previously which were always good times, so said I'd be in within 15 minutes.

I'd estimate Grace is in her late 30's or mid 40's, and speaks good English so is pretty conversational. Honestly not too much a fan of chit chat, but she's very friendly.

Even though I showered before arriving, I opted for the TS as always. After a very thorough cleaning, we were brought back to the room.

Since I only paid for a full hour, I received a 20-25 minutes massage which was great as usual. She started teasing my butt. I had my ass in the air in seconds.

Leisurely fingering in my butthole and she made me cum. Wish I had some more time as the PM was actually great. Out within a full hour and highly recommended!

Have seen Grace before and she's a fun time but there's no way in hell she's in her 30's. Her English is good though and she knows how to make you feel like a king.

**Member #6553** · 11-25-23 23:38

Originally Posted by VictorSmitham [View Original Post]

Asked for a young masseuse. Got Momo. In her early to late 30's. I'm a clean freak so I asked her if the towel is clean and she got frustrated. I gave her 60 for 30 min. Short massage nice teasing of the balls. I turned around and it was only 15 min. I told her it was only 15 min and she got frustrated again. She didn't like my 60 tip for an HJ. WTF is it with these Korean hands of gold thinking women. 60 is a good tip. Anyway she was pretty but her attitude was shit. They do everything there BTW. HJ topless is 140 total for 30 min but she did not want to remove her top til next time. Whatever.

Been a long time but I enjoyed Momo. I thought even to this date she's one of the prettiest masseuse I have been with but she is expensive.

**Rreemptivecum** · 11-25-23 16:46

Was in the area so gave a call to see if Tina was available. She was not, but was told Grace is available. I've seen her previously which were always good times, so said I'd be in within 15 minutes.

I'd estimate Grace is in her late 30's or mid 40's, and speaks good English so is pretty conversational. Honestly not too much a fan of chit chat, but she's very friendly.

Even though I showered before arriving, I opted for the TS as always. After a very thorough cleaning, we were brought back to the room.

Since I only paid for a full hour, I received a 20-25 minutes massage which was great as usual. She started teasing my butt. I had my ass in the air in seconds.

Leisurely fingering in my butthole and she made me cum. Wish I had some more time as the PM was actually great. Out within a full hour and highly recommended!

**BuckshotWatson** · 11-25-23 15:54

This is a legit, no HE, massage place across the parking lot from Spa Sung. I'm posting so people know what they are getting into if they go; I've gone several times, and plan to return and add it to my regular non-sensual rotation. Again, no HE, roaming, anything, but the two older, pleasant therapists both give good deep tissue massage that hits about 97% of your body. I recommend it for those who enjoy a good massage, but aren't looking for a release or a beautiful young therapist. Very little advertising for it online, but here is the website: http://etmassagellc.online/index.html. Cheers!