Massage Parlor Reports

[CujoForU]

Last week I was set up with the booker from Ruby for Wednesday. Set up on Tuesday. Confirmed on Wed morning, got no response. Went to door anyway, rang and waited, heard some noises, rang again, no answer.

I was wondering if anyone else has had this issue with them?

Ended up going to Orange. Kinda different. Maybe I just look the part. Walked in, was greeted, handed to (April?) and placed in room. Flat rate agreed for 30 min. Up-charged me $40 for BB on the BJ. Second time that I have been suckered into that. Just takes away from the tip after, so what ever. It was lack luster.

April (I believe) was a tight bodied girl with solid B's and a great ass. Usually disappointed in the AMP world with the back end, but definitely not this time. Knocked boots for a while in a couple positions. She took a good pounding and popped in the bag. In and out, easy. Kinda like going in to get a sandwich.

[JValdez2021]

How long is that rotation there? I didn't get a chance to visit recently but the last Colombian I saw there was top notch! I think I went 3 rounds with her!

Nice find FuckIt216!!

I have never visited one of these places; I'm am greatful for this forum and FuckIt216 recommendation!!

She is a hot 30+ Colombian from Florida only here for another few days and than she is gone!!

What an awesome experience, started with wiping me down and got right to business CBJ, was touching her clit until it was read and she rode me RVCG, than doggy I asked for missionary so I can pound her. I blew in the bag because she is exactly how I like them; thick in all the right places! Even her legs were not skinny they were perfect!!

Thanks again!!

[DWaits]

I just saw the add on bedpage and looks like RM has reports back to August. It's harder to find northside spots. This one is at W Pratt Blvd & and Clark St. Anyone been here? Reports?

[CuriosityGuy0]

Went with the Colombian two days ago and it was amazing. Curious though, I want to see what her menu is as I didn't ask when we met. To book her I texted with someone to get set up with her, I am guessing that booker would have no idea what her menu is. Should I just ask in person when I go again or ask the booker? I'm wondering if she lets you record for extra as I have done with previous providers. TIA.

[Vanilla Lover]

Isabella who is one of the best fucks I've had in this hobby is Mexican would say she is top.

5 fucks ever.

Valerie is Columbian also a great fuck very friendly insane ass tattoos great time.

No Asian girls this rotation.

How long is that rotation there? I didn't get a chance to visit recently but the last Colombian I saw there was top notch! I think I went 3 rounds with her!

[TrickFun89]

Hey guys,

Reporting back from my recent trip. I ended up delaying my trip by a week and since it was a long drive from Schaumburg, I managed to make the drive in two different days and visited Pink Diamond (Jenny) and Tokyo (dont remember the name but I did meet Anna and she was hot). The 3 girls were hot there. I'd say they were similar experiences, Tokyo was a little more of a spa setup. PD does not have nuru, and I think you can't get too much more with the upgrades. Basic service is super good already. Maybe not rimming but I am not into that anyway. Since no table shower, I had a shower with Jenny at PD and it was fun. She really put the effort into it, Inthiught she would slip and fall in the tub haha. I am already looking forward to next time and will try other places for sure.

Have a good one!

Do you have an address for both? Would like to go try out a parlor, still on my first time list. Also any recommendations? Ty.

[Hookandladder]

Just got done at KK and didn't have nearly as positive an experience. First, I think bombshell is being generous. Not sure it was Kitty or Mimi, but she was a 5 or 5. 5/10. Decent body but not a great face. Didn't get any of the flirtation vibes and I do try to vibe with them. English is very poor and I tried to bring up the heat in the room with no luck. Massage was some light touching and very little teasing. Tried getting me with CBBJ and CG with a ton of lube but no luck. Knew I wasn't going to finish so I left after about 20 minutes.

If I was prepared, I likely would have had a better time. Make sure to bring your translator app and manage expectations on looks.

So, I was chilling with my guys at Grillicious. BTW that was so on point and delicious. During dinner I was browsin on my phone for some spots and decided on KK Healthy Center on and Laramie and like W Belmont. Looked solid enough for me try.

Stepped inside KK and this bombshell named Kitty greets me. Mid-twenties with sleek long black hair. Had to be about 100 lbs. Her c cups looked totally great on her doe. She reeled me in with her warm hug straight off the bat. Start to finish she had a great flirty vibe about her. Explained what I wanted, house fee, etc. Then got comfy. Initially I was just lovin her soft massage all over me. There was touching, licking, some nibblin. Set the ambiance just right. So much TLC. FR.

Later, she moved her lips from my ears, down my neck to my bulging ass magic stick. Her BBBJ game was top-tier. All of a sudden she had this grin and stopped. I was like uhhh what's the deal? LOL.

Suddenly, she's like, do I want another girl since the AMP was pretty chill that day. Obvi, I was like sure since I made some extra cash this past week. The second girl's name was Mimi, late twenties, super cute and petite with shorter dark brown hair. Mimi had some banging D pillows on her. But yeah, Mimi welcomed me with a passionate kiss. Groped her a bit. After I just leaned back and took in the incredible sight of two Oriental babes adoring my junk like it was their last day on earth. Swear my eyes were rolling back. Next thing, Kitty has me kneel on the bed so she can work her magic on my cock while the other girl gives my backdoor a rim job like never before. It was mind-blowing, in the best way possible. When I hit that happy point. Damn it was overwhelming with all the stimulation. But in the best way possible. Like hella good. They put in the work so I left a huge donation even though I'm definitely going to feel that dent in my wallet. No fucking regrets haha. Thankful for them Chinese DSL.

[Member #7009]

Hey guys,

Reporting back from my recent trip. I ended up delaying my trip by a week and since it was a long drive from Schaumburg, I managed to make the drive in two different days and visited Pink Diamond (Jenny) and Tokyo (don’t remember the name but I did meet Anna and she was hot). The 3 girls were hot there. I'd say they were similar experiences, Tokyo was a little more of a spa setup. PD does not have nuru, and I think you can't get too much more with the upgrades. Basic service is super good already. Maybe not rimming but I am not into that anyway. Since no table shower, I had a shower with Jenny at PD and it was fun. She really put the effort into it, Inthiught she would slip and fall in the tub haha. I am already looking forward to next time and will try other places for sure.

Have a good one!

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but cant remember - all those Chinese places look similar

Thanks!

[Throwaway5192]

Jeez you guys had some bad experiences with her. I saw Amber on Thanksgiving after being inspired by that "Chinese on Thanksgiving" post. She is an extremely small girl and I didn't write a review because I did not have much to say for the most part. Her BBBJ is not awful in my opinion just average. I can definitely confirm she is probably struggling a bit. I am so slightly above average it basically just looks average and that being said she was doing what she could to limit my depth. From the get go you can see the way she positions her legs unevenly in doggy and mish. Last night Mia basically hit the splits in mish for me no limits and she's tiny as hell but definitely more experienced. I wouldn't call my session with Amber bad just not amazing. It was a pretty standard service.

Fellow mongers. These are small Asian girls. What are we really expecting of their physical limitations if it fits it fits and if it doesn't it doesn't.

It should go without saying that ethnically speaking these are among the smallest girls in the world and would probably have the smallest pussies to match. Be realistic about the situation and reasonable with the girl.

She is a nice girl and it seems like she is trying so I give her credit for that. She is also young looking and her body is tight and I loved her stomach. I find her very attractive and sexy but I love the girls just barely in their 20's so maybe I am biased.

Originally the booker was going to give me Yoyo so not sure what happened but overall I wasn't disappointed with Amber and Orange I know you read my reviews don't worry I will come back next rotation.

You guys might have noticed in one of my reviews I wanted to see Eli at Orange and due to unfortunate circumstances was unable to. After I posted my review that night for Suki (which was my alternative) Orange Spa sent me a message asking about it and assured me it wouldn't happen again. When I texted Orange Spa on Thanksgiving the booker responded within 30 seconds. I don't have great luck with bookers and seeing a booker actually make an effort to respond so quickly after last time was great. I rarely see bookers try to make amends. They usually don't give a fuck and I don't bother with those locations despite any amazing reviews. I would not have gone back to Orange if they did not text me in an attempt to prevent it from happening again. Thank you Orange for doing what others do not.

Avoid PD booker ending in 9909 they don't deserve a penny.

[Flipper12]

I got her to stand up, spun her around and threw one of her little legs on the table. I wrapped one hand around her little neck and the other around her hip, then pounded her as hard and as deep as I could until I emptied the biggest load. She obviously needed more breaking in, but I did my part. And she was a total trooper about it without a single complaint.

Thank you for your service.

[Lukkylou]

My experience is a little different. Last week I HAD l3 CBJ, by choice. No rim for me. It's a good thing you didn't do L3, she just laid down missionary. Couldn't take my bigger dick, first thing she says wow your big. 7 inch is not big, but she seemed nervous, and I tried, but could tell I was hurting her, so I was a gentleman and stopped. No lfk for me, she didn't seem receptive to it. Small ass, and tittes. After I couldn't finish L3, it turned me off and I went to shower. Guys if your well endowed becareful to opt in for L3, it may not work out. SUBPAR SERVICE, ILL wait for new line up, I guess it's hit or miss in this game. Her vibe was off, totally nervous. Mongers we have 2 reviews of Amber 1 good experience, 1 bad experience, good to keep the posts balanced.

I met amber her first day at BHC, early last year. She was wearing a ridiculous white dress and black heels. The awesome April actually asked me if I wanted to try the new young girl and brought her into her room. Amber looked so nervous and shy, I thought she may have been about 20 years old. I actually think that's what she was advertised as. Anyway, I took her up on the offer and we went to amber's room, which was more smaller and a very cramped space. I had her strip down to everything but her heels and let her BBBJ for a little bit. She was terrible at it so I pinned her on her back and proceeded to pound away. Pussy was wet, but she definitely struggled taking it deep. I got her to stand up, spun her around and threw one of her little legs on the table. I wrapped one hand around her little neck and the other around her hip, then pounded her as hard and as deep as I could until I emptied the biggest load. She obviously needed more breaking in, but I did my part. And she was a total trooper about it without a single complaint.

My visits after that were still ok in that she got better at sucking dick and let me shoot in her mouth. But I noticed the poundings were very very limited each time. She complained as soon as I got going and acted overly hurt. I'm sure these girls get sore, especially the ones with the smaller pussies, but come on. That was almost two years ago and she had already been around for a while. I saw her at the spa recently, but had a session with another girl there. She looks more closer to 30 now, so she's been getting a vast array of cocks inside of her for sure. There's absolutely no excuse for providing that type of whining and poor service. Hopefully the next rotation is better.

[Dbry4281]

My experience is a little different. Last week I HAD l3 CBJ, by choice. No rim for me. It's a good thing you didn't do L3, she just laid down missionary. Couldn't take my bigger dick, first thing she says wow your big. 7 inch is not big, but she seemed nervous, and I tried, but could tell I was hurting her, so I was a gentleman and stopped. No lfk for me, she didn't seem receptive to it. Small ass, and tittes. After I couldn't finish L3, it turned me off and I went to shower. Guys if your well endowed becareful to opt in for L3, it may not work out. SUBPAR SERVICE, ILL wait for new line up, I guess it's hit or miss in this game. Her vibe was off, totally nervous. Mongers we have 2 reviews of Amber 1 good experience, 1 bad experience, good to keep the posts balanced.

Stopped in to see Amber after reading report here. Nice TS, very thorough. Go to room, and thought it was rather dirty looking. I had been looking for an actual RJ forever, not just when she licks the taint and mongers report it as a RJ. She actually had tongue in bunghole, it felt awesome. BBJ was on point also. She had me DATY, tasted like strawberry. I opted out of L3, since that is not my thing. Popped after bbj, no CoF or CiM, and she revived me for a fast L1, like 50 seconds fast, so also a first for me getting 2 pops in one session.

She does have a full Bush and a little hair under her arms, which is kind of different and a turn on. Body was tight, skin flawless.

This was by far the best AMP session in my career. That girl could be a rockstar if she stays, but she is leaving on the 29th of this month.

Con was the absolutely dirty room; I almost didn't want to lay on the pad after seeing it.

3 bills all in for the hr.

Peace.

[Throwaway5192]

Second session somehow better than the first. I was told she was shy before I met her the first time and it showed in the first session although it did not feel like it hurt the session. This time she was more comfortable and it definitely showed. Uhhh walk in. Go room. Give money. Get massage. Flip.

Anyways then to BBBJ. It is fucking amazing I love her mouth. All the same great techniques as last time changing angles for better scenery or a different feeling. Twisting head motions and I love that she doesn't use her hands except for handling the position and she holds it at the base so she can get as much in her mouth as possible. I feel like she read my other reviews or recently learned a new technique because the DT felt better this time maybe just more comfortable. Moving her head every which way really trying to get every centimeter she can. We fucked and stuff it was great I love her body and her ass she is tight. Mish and doggy (read my other review for more) she's acting like the sexy gf for every moment of it writhing in pleasure and turning back to you for eye contact. I love to finish BBBJ and she is just so fantastic here. It is like she doesn't breathe and when she finally took a second to breathe I could feel an incredibly thick coating of her spit on little junior like thick lube. Jesus christ I love sloppy girls. There isn't drool running down your hips or anything she does a good job keeping it contained.

Towards the end of the session Emily made a short appearance in the room to spit the usual feel good lines. It is appreciated but I am focusing on Mia. How can I not.

Her sessions are hot as fuck and she makes me understand why some people do not want to write reviews. I feel I might have got lucky scheduling her for the last hour of business 20 minutes before the appointment considering how many messages I got and how many reviews I have seen pop up for her here and on rubmaps.

I rarely't repeat girls but I am looking forward to re-repeating Mia many times in the future.

[FuckIt216]

What does Valery look like? What do the ass tattoos look like? Are there any accurate pictures?

The Columbian is about 5'8.

Slim arms and waist ass is insane and man mades with pierced nips.

Tattoos are nice huge back piece and her hair is down to her ass.

She was blowing me reverse and that ass was stupid but she lets you play with her v and asshole.

When she gets on top it was like a hardcore wrestling match I literally was pounding her and she was handling every inch. Great visit I would rate her as a 7/10 looks but performance 8. 5/10.

[BenBeck]

Isabella who is one of the best fucks I've had in this hobby is Mexican would say she is top.

5 fucks ever.

Valerie is Columbian also a great fuck very friendly insane ass tattoos great time.

No Asian girls this rotation.

Thanks, appreciate it. Sounds worth a visit for Mexican Isabella. Those Latinas in the biz are hit or miss, but when you hit, it's some of the best. I know a few Colombians from spending time down that way and that action can be next level.