Massage Parlor Reports

**TJ Dog** · 11-26-23 02:32

Originally Posted by BDDelti3 [View Original Post]

Truth be told, I'm more of a TJ monger than a SD monger so I have much more experience south of the border. I've crossed with some sildenafil based drugs a couple of times and never had any problem. Though I also don't bring any kind of bags with me when I cross so maybe it's a lot more convincing when I say I have nothing to declare.

I would way sooner just buy in TJ than deal with any kind of mail order stuff. Just one of the perks of living in SD.

It's been about 10 years, but last few times I crossed I had 4-5 generic V's in a bottle that I'd purchased at Piri. Not wanting to screw up my Global Entry status by being nabbed for not declaring something, when the custom's guy asked if I was bringing anything back, I plopped the bottle down on the counter. He asked "what's that" and I told him it was sidenafil tabs. He looked puzzled for a second, then shrugged and waved me through.

If you declare, worst that will happen is they will impound them.

**Zehe123** · 11-26-23 01:55

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

Sent a text to the manager asking who was working and she said there was a new girl, Summer working. Texted that she was very fit and slender so I drove over. She is mid 30's and cute, really firm ass and legs. Paid 70 for the hour and she started the massage. Walked on my back and we chatted about various topics, travelling, exercising and surfing. Found out she is also a surfer which makes sense with her body being so tight. Gave full 45 minutes of a strong massage discussing different stretching techniques and individual muscles. She is educated and speaks good English. Flipped and she got the oil and gave me super slow and sensual HJ. Lasted 10 minutes or so and she milked me dry.

After she explained to me that she had read books about the male anatomy and erogenous zones of the balls and groin. No wonder her HJ was top 3 of all time.

Worth visiting, I for sure will be back.

Is she FS and how fit are we talking, like visible abs fit?

**Zehe123** · 11-26-23 01:54

Originally Posted by DoubleEntendre [View Original Post]

To add on to that, she says she won't be back until maybe sometime next year. She's definitely worth seeing. In my humble opinion, saying she works out is an understatement; she's running a marathon next month, LOL.

I'm seriously going to have to pay a visit before she leaves. Fit women are my favorite, I can't wait to lick her fucking abs.

**Zehe123** · 11-26-23 01:52

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

First off, I would like to say thank you for your review and letting us know about this deep throat angel. I went by there this morning after making an appointment and she is exactly as you described her. Very thin probably 95 lbs at most petite spinner. She walks into the room and just sticks her tongue down my throat and we make out literally for 5 minutes, great DFK. Then the cock worship session starts licking my balls, starting nice and slow with the BBBJ and then just shoving my cock all the way down her throat. I held her head in place gently and could feel the back of her tonsils pulsating around my cock. Just a wonderful feeling, unbelievable that this girl has zero gag reflex. She's so tiny but could probably swallow a garden hose LOL. I never did get around to FS because the BJ was so good and I asked her if I could cum down her throat.

She looks up at me and says yes I want to drink all of it, and she did literally slurp all of it down. Not often you get girls willing to do this or that do not have a gag reflex but she is a must-see.

Holy shit, an Asian that deep throats? God damn it, I need to save more.

**EbonyAsian1619** · 11-25-23 21:06

Hi everyone I'm a newbie on here. I hope everyone is doing well. I enjoy reading the forums and I think I'm ready to dive in! I been wanting to try out couple of these parlors but I have a quick question. Are you guys timid or worry about some of these girls having sti or std or herpes when getting a bbj from some of these girls how do I navigate this.

**SsStuntCock** · 11-25-23 20:14

Originally Posted by TacoManVa [View Original Post]

(Vivi) looks up at me and says yes I want to drink all of it, and she did literally slurp all of it down. Not often you get girls willing to do this or that do not have a gag reflex but she is a must-see.

Originally Posted by DoubleEntendre [View Original Post]

Vivi, MoonSea: Deep throat queen! Holy fuck!

Hell fkn yeah. Awesome reviews gents. Between her and Holiday / Eleven, it's nice to know we got options for cimws. Would you guys know if Fendi is still there?

**BDDelti3** · 11-25-23 17:10

Originally Posted by Cruzier1 [View Original Post]

Not that I'm aware of, at least in the states. Hims, Bluechew, Lemonaide, or any of those online / mail order places are easy enough. I've heard of success with Indian mail order sites, but it's been years since I've looked and I've since got a prescription. They're available in TJ but I personally wouldn't cross the border with them on me. Maybe others know.

Truth be told, I'm more of a TJ monger than a SD monger so I have much more experience south of the border. I've crossed with some sildenafil based drugs a couple of times and never had any problem. Though I also don't bring any kind of bags with me when I cross so maybe it's a lot more convincing when I say I have nothing to declare.

I would way sooner just buy in TJ than deal with any kind of mail order stuff. Just one of the perks of living in SD.

**Oc Amper** · 11-25-23 17:06

Originally Posted by Aganger [View Original Post]

Stopped in this morning after reading reviews for Ella. Didn't get Ella. I got Amy.

5'6" or so, long black hair, natural C's and a bare kitty with a landing strip.

Asked how long and I wanted an hour so. 8 house fee.

Amy came back in and asked if I wanted FS and I said yes, she asked how much and I said $. 6. She asked for more because it was an hour. I stood firm.

CBJ and she turned around for standing Dog. I asked her for CG and she hopped on and lasted 2 minutes before asking for Mish.

Went to Mish and lasted 5 minutes. 10 minutes start to finish. Nothing to write home about.

She asked if I wanted massage and I said yes. I paid for an hour and I wanted to use it.

Pretty decent no-oil massage.

Saw Ella in the hall as I was leaving.

Seeing the confusion, I'd strongly suggest not using the $. 2 type notations. They only lead to confusion for many people, and the others usually can't get that notation correct either.

**TacoManVa** · 11-25-23 16:56

Originally Posted by DoubleEntendre [View Original Post]

Vivi, MoonSea: Deep throat queen! Holy fuck!

First off, I would like to say thank you for your review and letting us know about this deep throat angel. I went by there this morning after making an appointment and she is exactly as you described her. Very thin probably 95 lbs at most petite spinner. She walks into the room and just sticks her tongue down my throat and we make out literally for 5 minutes, great DFK. Then the cock worship session starts licking my balls, starting nice and slow with the BBBJ and then just shoving my cock all the way down her throat. I held her head in place gently and could feel the back of her tonsils pulsating around my cock. Just a wonderful feeling, unbelievable that this girl has zero gag reflex. She's so tiny but could probably swallow a garden hose LOL. I never did get around to FS because the BJ was so good and I asked her if I could cum down her throat.

She looks up at me and says yes I want to drink all of it, and she did literally slurp all of it down. Not often you get girls willing to do this or that do not have a gag reflex but she is a must-see.

**DoubleEntendre** · 11-25-23 16:11

Originally Posted by Foreskin69 [View Original Post]

Well I couldn't find any good deals yesterday so little me decided I might as well just go relieve myself. Luckily I got to have a session with the famous Vivian. Saw on this site a few posts back that Vivian is a solid girl. Can confirm she's fucking amazing. She's got on a nice rack and you can tell she definitely works out. Man I don't think there's any position that doesn't feel good with her. I wish I could last longer because it feels so good. Idk how you guys last so long LOL. Gah whatever I'll try to come back for another visit. She said she's only back for a few days though so hopefully you guys can catch her too before she leaves.

To add on to that, she says she won't be back until maybe sometime next year. She's definitely worth seeing. In my humble opinion, saying she works out is an understatement; she's running a marathon next month, LOL.

**DoubleEntendre** · 11-25-23 16:00

Originally Posted by TheMilkMan [View Original Post]

What was the damage for that very impressive session, if you don't mind me asking? Did you ask for extras or does she just phenomenal at her job?

7 / $. 6.

Only asked to start with nuru TS.

**TacoManVa** · 11-25-23 13:39

Sent a text to the manager asking who was working and she said there was a new girl, Summer working. Texted that she was very fit and slender so I drove over. She is mid 30's and cute, really firm ass and legs. Paid 70 for the hour and she started the massage. Walked on my back and we chatted about various topics, travelling, exercising and surfing. Found out she is also a surfer which makes sense with her body being so tight. Gave full 45 minutes of a strong massage discussing different stretching techniques and individual muscles. She is educated and speaks good English. Flipped and she got the oil and gave me super slow and sensual HJ. Lasted 10 minutes or so and she milked me dry.

After she explained to me that she had read books about the male anatomy and erogenous zones of the balls and groin. No wonder her HJ was top 3 of all time.

Worth visiting, I for sure will be back.

**Cruzier1** · 11-25-23 13:29

Originally Posted by Bailey88 [View Original Post]

Vitamin V available without a prescription?

DM is ok.

Not that I'm aware of, at least in the states. Hims, Bluechew, Lemonaide, or any of those online / mail order places are easy enough. I've heard of success with Indian mail order sites, but it's been years since I've looked and I've since got a prescription. They're available in TJ but I personally wouldn't cross the border with them on me. Maybe others know.

**Foreskin69** · 11-25-23 11:16

Well I couldn't find any good deals yesterday so little me decided I might as well just go relieve myself. Luckily I got to have a session with the famous Vivian. Saw on this site a few posts back that Vivian is a solid girl. Can confirm she's fucking amazing. She's got on a nice rack and you can tell she definitely works out. Man I don't think there's any position that doesn't feel good with her. I wish I could last longer because it feels so good. Idk how you guys last so long LOL. Gah whatever I'll try to come back for another visit. She said she's only back for a few days though so hopefully you guys can catch her too before she leaves.

**Foreskin69** · 11-25-23 11:05

Originally Posted by Pry6891 [View Original Post]

I've been reading about TS experiences here and A to Z but the latter is pretty far so I've never taken the plunge.

Walked in without an appointment and it went well. Rates are as advertised here (although the sign out front ironically says. 8 HF for an hour). Didn't understand her name but black hair, 30-something, solid Bs or so, and barely hit 5". TS was better than I expected and the experience in the room was pretty good other than no FIV (understandable) and no K9 because of my size. Otherwise BBBJ, DATY, and a little DATO. Nice view in the mirror of a tight little body though.

I was handed a phone number on the way out and asked to make an appointment next time. The user appears to be tied to a cell phone and does not match the business phone so I might oblige if I can get a new WiFi calling service. Open to suggestions on that front outside of Google Phone because my cell is already locked out there.

Hmm what places are there that have a solid TS experience? I've been to Pine Spa and Young Spa and that was lackluster.