Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Dom2071** · 11-27-23 23:05

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...690967934.html

Dinner is served.

I mean, maybe you have different standards but from her video call yesterday with me to see what she looked like, she was not at all how you described her. She was fairly short, older (maybe 50) and somewhat dumpy / plump. To each their own but for the prices she charges you would likely get a far better looker for not much more money. Maybe she just is that good with the male anatomy to overcome appearances. But I'll pass.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-27-23 10:23

Originally Posted by Squatty2 [View Original Post]

This is just shy of useless without a link to an ad, or a phone number. Or something.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...690967934.html

Dinner is served.

**Squatty2** · 11-26-23 22:04

Originally Posted by DoctorDoctor [View Original Post]

TOFTT.

Wow! If you want an incredible massage from a tall, beautiful woman who has intimate knowledge of male anatomy, run to see Cindy. She's trained, specializes in pm. I think there maybe some tantric elements as she pushed energy from the upped and lower back to the groin. Then sensual. Edging you. Stronger and longer effect.

Wow! The experience will blow your. Mind.

Cindy is new in the area.

Also posted massage section.

This is just shy of useless without a link to an ad, or a phone number. Or something.

**DoctorDoctor** · 11-26-23 20:56

TOFTT.

Wow! If you want an incredible massage from a tall, beautiful woman who has intimate knowledge of male anatomy, run to see Cindy. She's trained, specializes in pm. I think there maybe some tantric elements as she pushed energy from the upped and lower back to the groin. Then sensual. Edging you. Stronger and longer effect.

Wow! The experience will blow your. Mind.

Cindy is new in the area.

Also posted massage section.

**Tophat31** · 11-24-23 19:31

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

This was like 6 months ago.

I have sex videos of Gabi to trade LOL. Dm me.

**Frank Digitola** · 11-24-23 14:55

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

Wow. That is inexcusable! This isn't the only time she's left people hanging when they get to her location. How long ago was this? Considering that she's only doing outcalls now, her flakiness can have some real blowback.

This was like 6 months ago.

**Fassbender3000** · 11-24-23 05:21

Originally Posted by FrankDigitola [View Original Post]

I went and saw her once. She was 45 minutes late for the appointment. She then took me to her cluttered apartment and into her even more cluttered bedroom. I stripped and got on the table and she massaged me for less than 5 minutes. She excused herself and left me in the room with her dog who BTW kept jumping all over my clothes which were on the floor as there was no place else to put them. She was gone for almost 30 minutes so I got up, got dressed and hyped myself up to send the dudes I convinced myself she called to rob me to the emergency room. I leave the room and the apartment is empty. Outside the apartment she's pacing 10 feet away from the door on the phone. I hit the road. An hour later she texted me and told me she was free and that I could come back. As if. Avoid her brahs.

Wow. That is inexcusable! This isn't the only time she's left people hanging when they get to her location. How long ago was this? Considering that she's only doing outcalls now, her flakiness can have some real blowback.

**Frank Digitola** · 11-23-23 22:47

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

She's also very expensive, even more so considering her NO HE massage skills are way in excess of what they actually are. Let her starve until she puts out.

I went and saw her once. She was 45 minutes late for the appointment. She then took me to her cluttered apartment and into her even more cluttered bedroom. I stripped and got on the table and she massaged me for less than 5 minutes. She excused herself and left me in the room with her dog who BTW kept jumping all over my clothes which were on the floor as there was no place else to put them. She was gone for almost 30 minutes so I got up, got dressed and hyped myself up to send the dudes I convinced myself she called to rob me to the emergency room. I leave the room and the apartment is empty. Outside the apartment she's pacing 10 feet away from the door on the phone. I hit the road. An hour later she texted me and told me she was free and that I could come back. As if. Avoid her brahs.

Frankie.

**PilotAviator** · 11-23-23 13:49

Regardless of "go by" whether the Drowned or an allegorical symbol in alchemy (turning lead into gold), you (sir) are a Wizzard to challenge Dumbledoor or Voldemort.

Words of wisdom, brother and sister mongers, words of wisdom.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

Saw her last night. Handler told me it's 200 for "especial" massage versus the usual 80-100 house fee.

I thought this would indicate FS was on the table. It wasn't.

Pros: it's the girl in the picture. Showed up even wearing the whole Christmas outfit. Natasha is very beautiful the pics don't even do her justice.

She's from Bolivia. Hot take I think Bolivians are the hottest Latinas and it's not even close.

Massage was ok about what you'd get at FHOH or any other Latina AMP as in you're really just there for the ending.

Cons: just a happy ending. Wouldn't take off the Santa outfit but did pull her tits out a little. Her HJ technique is kinda lacking but her looks hard carried this one to finish.

Not too thrilled to drop 200 on it but I chalk it up to a beauty tax.

Realistically it's like a standard trip to FHOH but at least there's a chance to get a better menu like in the case of getting Sandra or Cecelia. I might repeat with Natasha in the hopes I can get more mileage on the next go.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned (lost my account so I'm back on the OG).

**LowerBackPain** · 11-23-23 12:55

Exactly, I hadn't a chance to take a photo of a local, but Valeri is what I had in mind and Jordana is a close second (dark hair, brown skin, somewhat flat Latina bottom, but not fat and out of shape). I hear we have good choices here in NOVA like FHOH, but it sounds like they're all surgically enhanced. What Valeri and Jordana have is a GND (girl next door, or rather girl at a NOVA bus stop type look). I will post my results.

Originally Posted by DmvMack [View Original Post]

Has anyone experienced this group before? Photos look good:
https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689925366.html

**Asphalt** · 11-23-23 11:12

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

I wonder if she still has her "No HE" policy. Considering how often she's let clients down, can her business still succeed?

She's also very expensive, even more so considering her NO HE massage skills are way in excess of what they actually are. Let her starve until she puts out.

**DmvMack** · 11-23-23 03:17

Has anyone experienced this group before? Photos look good:

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...689925366.html

**LowerBackPain** · 11-22-23 17:51

In search of a particular type of Latina, but the last time I saw one (at a bus stop) I was too busy offering her a lift to take a photo. Rather typical to NOVA and my best guess is that she'd refer to herself as native S. American or indigenous. I'll post a generic photo (face blurred) once I get one in hopes that one of you can direct me to something similar.

Originally Posted by TheOuroboros [View Original Post]

She's from Bolivia. Hot take I think Bolivians are the hottest Latinas and it's not even close.

**SwiftChariot** · 11-22-23 10:37

Good morning & Happy Thanksgiving.

I was able to get away yesterday and visited Blanca out of 11*6 Fairfax Blvd.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...690222691.html

I've had good times and bad times with this group, but she was a winner. No English skills so bring your translator. 80 house fee with a decent massage, one downside and she asks you to commit to the extras before the massage, quote 50 for a HE. I countered with FS and she said 1. 2 and I agreed. She is the woman in the pick, but the pic is overly flattering. Nice natural Cs probably 120 lbs and looks like your friends fattish mom back in the day.

Seniors can DM me on why I will visit her again for 2.

**TheOuroboros** · 11-22-23 09:29

Originally Posted by JoeG1784 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...690006478.html

Saw her last night. Handler told me it's 200 for "especial" massage versus the usual 80-100 house fee.

I thought this would indicate FS was on the table. It wasn't.

Pros: it's the girl in the picture. Showed up even wearing the whole Christmas outfit. Natasha is very beautiful the pics don't even do her justice.

She's from Bolivia. Hot take I think Bolivians are the hottest Latinas and it's not even close.

Massage was ok about what you'd get at FHOH or any other Latina AMP as in you're really just there for the ending.

Cons: just a happy ending. Wouldn't take off the Santa outfit but did pull her tits out a little. Her HJ technique is kinda lacking but her looks hard carried this one to finish.

Not too thrilled to drop 200 on it but I chalk it up to a beauty tax.

Realistically it's like a standard trip to FHOH but at least there's a chance to get a better menu like in the case of getting Sandra or Cecelia. I might repeat with Natasha in the hopes I can get more mileage on the next go.

Water forgets the names of TheDrowned (lost my account so I'm back on the OG).