Stupid Shit in NoVa

[Serpico99]

I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.

I posted a reply to the latest Evergreen / Forever Wellness report. My post never made it through moderation for whatever reason. Anyway, you can tell it's a fake review, likely one of those artificial intelligence chat programs used just by the writing style. The poster also uses the term "bedroom ". No store front AMPs have bedrooms LOL. If you also look at the original poster's other posts, he claimed he saw a provider in NYC on the same day (or within a day's timeframe).

[DC Raider]

Linda and Liya are very hot girls here now. They are super sweet and communicates pretty well. Saw Linda for this time. She created me with a smile and little peck of a kiss and guided me to the shower. The shower was basic, nothing amazing but definitely better than average. A quick BBBJ preview and blue toast and we were back in the bedroom. I laid down and she proceed to give me a very soft yet pleasing BBBJ. One thing, she had a tissue in her hand and kept wiping the extra spit from her mouth. It was a little off putting but it felt good so I let it go. I was getting close so I put on rubber and she mounted me CG. She makes super sexy eye contact and says "baby" a lot! She rode me nice and deep and took me all in. I spun her around for RCG. Minutes later stopped there and put her on her back for some mish. I pounded away for a few minutes (she can really take it) and lifted her hips up and pulled her into me until I finished in the bag. I told her I wanted to CIM but I just couldn't get it out in time. She laughed and said "baby you said in my mouth" and made a pouty face. If I had more time I would've went for round 2 but this was my lunch break and I had to go back to work.

I don't know but something seems false. I've been there several times with Mina (2) and Linda (1) and never, even when I asked when making the appointment, there's never been a shower offered. I find it suspect when I hear the mention of a shower. Some guy wanted to front me when I left a report on Linda saying I was wrong about who I saw. Anyone cosign on this shower scenario.

[HeadMistress]

Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?

You definitely have more info. They offer options when you search on their site.

[PoonWrangler84]

Looks like one of you punters finally found a girl with a pale blue hijab.

https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html https://efukt.com/1273_Middle_Easter...Talk_Fail.html.

Enjoyed the video, curious if anyone in the area has a reliable middle eastern chick they go to?

[SonChi]

I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?

That's an herb poultice, basically spices mixed with warmed essential oils wapped in a muslin cloth. They will rub this on your body to release positive effects and remove toxins.

[RustyMuffler]

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

I was searching for someone new and ran across what appears to be a legit massage therapist in the area. She is Caucasian, but she advertises Thai massage with her specialties being pregnancy and post partum massage therapy. When I clicked around in her website I ran across a link to her pictures. As I scrolled through the photos I ran across the attached pic. I don't know what that is, but it sure looks suggestive of. Perhaps something else? LOL! Anybody know what thing is supposed to be?

[RustyMuffler]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

It really cracked me up. It has to be a joke, right?

[CollegeParkBoy]

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

You never know though. You might hit a winner. While you're on marketplace check out the wedding dress section (or search it) apparently that's the way to go. FYI. Later.

[SwiftChariot]

Has my mind gone past the point of normalcy? I am half tempted to respond to this ad asking if they "do dates." Now I am littered with these "women's cothes" ads on FB marketplace. My wife asks me why and I say I am shopping for her.

[NeoPS]

I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldnt even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldnt even score with home field advantage tsk tsk

Def not Japanese if they were using such a title for a listing. It's like you'll never find a CAMP listing titled "wreck me like the Japs did Nanjing".

Visited Tokyo last Nov and my friend (female) took me to a legit massage parlor. They do take foreigners, but the place was run by foreigners.

[Eerock]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-49330531

[TheDrowned]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

I don't even think a JAMP exists in NOVA unless you want to count Moon Palace.

Couldn’t even find a Japanese massage parlor when I went to Tokyo over a decade ago. Finding a joint that would even take an American is rare and when I managed to do it, the girls at the place were Thai! Couldn’t even score with home field advantage tsk tsk

[NeoPS]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/ch.../23069272.html

Couldn't help laughing at the title.

[PilotAviator]

In defense of the senior membership, I want to say that many are on edge because of what appears to be several fake ads being posted these last two months. Some read like a pussified google ad; some don't make sense and many sound like they have been put through a translator. Some languages just don't come out the other end very well into English. I have been a member for a total of two years, and I have not experienced this before; we are all protective of our little fiefdom here at the Forum and especially this board. Anyhow you should not take this the wrong way. We want you to post and contribute. You will find that all members are receptive even though some may be difficult at times, but it all comes out in the wash.

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

Now, I am several months shy of my 70th decade but I was embarrassed to say the least, but I persisted, and I have had an enjoyable time, posting close to 100 times with some fun reviews. This is what it's all about plus you will make several friends through PM. Just post and have fun. And always be nice to the gals.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

I am not yet 7-decades (but am close) -- and I applaud all mongers (men and women) who are actual practitioners of the hobby and share information (not shills, managers, etc.).

It is a YMMV hobby. And many of us are not FS clients, but are looking to enjoy massage, personal time, and a fun sensual experience. PJ. Thanks (great words) // Retire. Good on you!

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PuntaJaco43]

My report wasn't fake and it wasn't even much in the way of anything new as a review. I was just reflecting on how two of us could receive essentially the same service, but feel differently about the experience. There are two sides to YMMV, I guess. Sometimes we get different services. Sometimes we are looking for different things. I agree that it makes sense to evaluate reviewers as well as reviews. I try to find reviewers who seem to be looking for the same kind of experience that I prefer and give particular credence to their reviews, for me. I haven't reviewed much on this board and I'm just "regular," but I'm real and probably more "senior" in age than 90 percent. Anyway, be kind and stay careful out there.

In defense of the senior membership, I want to say that many are on edge because of what appears to be several fake ads being posted these last two months. Some read like a pussified google ad; some don't make sense and many sound like they have been put through a translator. Some languages just don't come out the other end very well into English. I have been a member for a total of two years, and I have not experienced this before; we are all protective of our little fiefdom here at the Forum and especially this board. Anyhow you should not take this the wrong way. We want you to post and contribute. You will find that all members are receptive even though some may be difficult at times, but it all comes out in the wash.

I want to share with you my experience on my very first post, maybe this will help:

After reading the Forum for two weeks I decided I was ready to comment on someone else's review. I did and then I asked a question and formulated an assumption. I was excited to participate. Well, after a few hours someone picked up my post and wrote a response, but this was not any ordinary senior member; this guy had some 500 posts to his name. I was beside myself thinking that I had made a great impression on this gent. Well with a few short sentences Mr. Serpico, (he is really a pussy cat) proceeded to dismember my comment and he threw it back at me.

Now, I am several months shy of my 70th decade but I was embarrassed to say the least, but I persisted, and I have had an enjoyable time, posting close to 100 times with some fun reviews. This is what it's all about plus you will make several friends through PM. Just post and have fun. And always be nice to the gals.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.