Massage Parlor Reports

**Proton456** · 11-19-23 22:01

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

So yesterday I had some free time so I decided to stop in the orange. I was greeted Chinese lady that I never seen. She must be like a new manager or something. She was the one who coordinated me and I waited a couple minutes and then she said a Girl by the name of yo-yo, was free and I'm not talking to yo-yo the the toy. Went for hour. So yoyo ...

Petite, spinner, B, cute, stick tongue into yours DFK fun. Need I say more? LOL.

**Irving Park** · 11-19-23 18:58

Went to Broadway Spa this morning. Asked for Tiffany and was told she had the day off and won't be back until Monday. Instead of leaving, I stayed and got Sara. She's reasonably cute early 30's. We went into the room and there was no shower or TS and she started with a massage, which was not bad. On the flip, she asked me what I wanted and I said I wanted a BJ. We discussed a price and we settled on $150. Then she started a pretty good L1. Then she left the room and came back with some saran wrap. I couldn't believe it. I had not seen that since 2010. After wrapping my dick, she proceeded to give me a "covered" BJ for about 6 or 7 minutes. After it was clear I would not come with the wrap, she threw it away and continued on with the HJ and I finally came. When we were done, I finally paid her and she gave me $20 back as we still had 10 minutes left. I definitely will not return as I found the whole situation to be boring. I hate to stereotype but the north side and northwestside Asian parlors have been consistently disappointing. I have better luck on Archer.

**GeilePapa21** · 11-19-23 16:34

Went to Orange yesterday after a pretty long hiatus. Almost didn't stay around as there was PD posted up literally right in front. Texted them and said I'll pass today and they said do not worry they don't enforce anything. Trusted them as they probably know better than I do. Seen some girl with some bazooka's. I mean fully loaded cannons. Didn't catch her name but she had some tattoo one on leg that looked like writing and one on shoulder that I noticed. Pretty good time, worth the visit.

**JaxInCase** · 11-19-23 13:06

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

Just heads up. The infamous Lisa from Belmont spa. Will be back on Mondays only. Book your appointment now. Let me know how it goes. Dm me 😊.

I did a search in this thread and didn't find any detailed reviews on Lisa. Can you elaborate on what makes her so sought after?

**Throwaway5192** · 11-19-23 12:24

Originally Posted by DMain84 [View Original Post]

Bruh.

Noobish decided to stop at archer perfect today, texted ruby before hand and got an immediate response with pictures and rates yet decided to wing it with whoever's at archer. Mistake 1.

Ring bell, cute young girl in lingerie answers, says her name is Sheri / cherry?, leads me to room, it's 2 pm and a ghost town. She immediately starts talking about how's her kid is sick with Covid and she's sniffing, I stay. Mistake 2.

A few minutes of back rubbing and nonsense about her 3 mo old then flip. What the fuck am I doing? Mistake 3.

Super awkward, discussing of what's next, I'm dumb and honey so 2 for boom boom. God I'm dumb. Mistake 4.

20 secs of teeth on CBJ, I stop and we engage is I guess what one would call sex? For a few minutes. She's constantly answering texts, and even answers a call on speaker while on top of me. Should of yelled at the bro to run. Mistake gos knows what.

Change positions, I notice my dick looks like a crime scene, tellls me she bleeding because of iud. Fuuuuuuucking mistake 1000002.

I cum.

I get dressed and basically run out.

I'm going to go read the Bible or some shit now. I'm done. Never again. Fucking fuck.

The thing about Sherry is she's been around for awhile as I understand and she usually does a good job (I definitely enjoyed my time with her) but I think she has a lot of pressure on her these days. I am sure she does not want to have to service anyone while also doing that phone / storefront stuff. I would guess she has talked to most of us about her child and probably does so to try to incentive us to tip her and to be honest as a single mother she probably does need the help. I am very sorry you had a bad service but it happens to most of us at least once I am sure. I have had girls who put no energy into the service, terrible attitude, terrible ODOR, terrible catfish and the list goes on but I feel this is just the nature of the business.

The guy who owns Perfect Archer also owns other spots and I don't believe they are doing too well this rotation so I believe the owner puts pressure on Sherry to advertise for him as I got a text from Perfect Archer for girls I know are nearby but not at the spa.

It seems Perfect Archer rarely gets new girls which is why I have only been there once as I am not big on repeats. By comparison I have been to Ruby 10 times since June / July for a reason. Different girl every time.

Ruby gets some new girls "3rd week of November" which should. Be tomorrow? I don't know miscommunications happen with bookers sometimes. In any case I think you should give Ruby a try as you might see in my recent posts the service is usually very good. If you want to follow up with me tomorrow I can let you know which of the new girls I tried and if she was worth it or not. To be completely honest I don't want to write bad reviews. If a girl gives me a bad service I will answer questions when asked about it in DMs but I won't post a review just because that is their lively-hood and I feel bad jeopardizing their next meal unless they were a total ***** which I have only seen ONCE from a girl at RL. Also if I had to have a bad experience because no one else reviewed a girl then it just feels fair unless I am asked hahaha.

There are tons of great times to be had in this hobby just got to find the girls who do what you want the way you like. I am "touring" new spas around Archer / Chinatown Area and there are SOOOO MANY with rotating girls. Don't let a bad experience ruin the hobby for you. Trust bro try again these girls want the business and every other person on here will tell you Sherry is good but we are all human and we all have stressful days.

If you got any questions don't hesitate to ask.

**GMoney05** · 11-19-23 11:43

Originally Posted by Fantastico [View Original Post]

Does anybody have any intel on current rotation of ladies working here. Hadn't been in a while and was to see one of the ladies I was familiar with but she wasn't available. So I took a chance and went with Diana. She quoted me prices of 100 for HJ, 150 for nude HJ, and 200 for CBJ. Never got a price for FS. Not sure if it's offered or not. Anybody have any experience? Also, met Sor or Sol, on the way out and am curious about her as well. Again any intel is appreciated. PM is fine.

Sol Is the new columbian Latina only had her once. She doesn't talk alot. But she's kooler than the others with bad attitudes (Jenny and Gabby). But there's been alot of drama to the point Luna Is gone. I seen her at A Spa up on Belmont. She told me Carolina and her had some problems. So she doesn't work at Princess Latina anymore. I really wish there was more Latina Spa Options In Chicago. They still haven't found A new receptionist the other Puerto Rican chick was A smoke show.

**Dbry4281** · 11-19-23 11:04

Sorry to hear about this bro, trust me I've had shit happen worse to me at these places in chicago. It gets tough when you can't resist your sexual urge as a man, and keep yourself in a sketchy situation just to get some pussy. As a monger, hobbyists in a shitty marraige these younger pretty girls are so damn temptin. I think some of these woman are possessed LOL, cute, but nasty on the inside. But that's par for the course. Take a break from the massage parlors and reflect, and relax. Don't feel guilty about a thing were men, and we are wired to want to fuck woman 24-7, we need vareity. I'm not here to preach to the quire bro, good luck. Be safe.

Originally Posted by DMain84 [View Original Post]

Bruh.

Noobish decided to stop at archer perfect today, texted ruby before hand and got an immediate response with pictures and rates yet decided to wing it with whoever's at archer. Mistake 1.

Ring bell, cute young girl in lingerie answers, says her name is Sheri / cherry?, leads me to room, it's 2 pm and a ghost town. She immediately starts talking about how's her kid is sick with Covid and she's sniffing, I stay. Mistake 2.

A few minutes of back rubbing and nonsense about her 3 mo old then flip. What the fuck am I doing? Mistake 3.

Super awkward, discussing of what's next, I'm dumb and honey so 2 for boom boom. God I'm dumb. Mistake 4.

20 secs of teeth on CBJ, I stop and we engage is I guess what one would call sex? For a few minutes. She's constantly answering texts, and even answers a call on speaker while on top of me. Should of yelled at the bro to run. Mistake gos knows what.

Change positions, I notice my dick looks like a crime scene, tellls me she bleeding because of iud. Fuuuuuuucking mistake 1000002.

I cum.

I get dressed and basically run out.

I'm going to go read the Bible or some shit now. I'm done. Never again. Fucking fuck.

.

**Masalic** · 11-19-23 09:24

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

Yes, it's a fabulous idea. With so many spas on Archer Ave, it needs to stand out and make it easier for guys to find it.

Seriously people. If LE wants to bust it, does anyone honestly think LE can't find where Orange is. I mean is LE all of sudden going to say OMG now we can finally find where Orange is located at because of this new sign. NO. So stop being paranoid. It's freaking brilliant idea. The more attention the better.

LE isn't what I'm worried about so much as any potential nosey busybodies that want to be a snitch. But hey they know this better then I do, if they think its safe to advertise like that, I won't argue.

**OF Charlie** · 11-19-23 09:18

Originally Posted by Masalic [View Original Post]

Is that a good idea?

Yes, it's a fabulous idea. With so many spas on Archer Ave, it needs to stand out and make it easier for guys to find it.

Seriously people. If LE wants to bust it, does anyone honestly think LE can't find where Orange is. I mean is LE all of sudden going to say OMG now we can finally find where Orange is located at because of this new sign. NO. So stop being paranoid. It's freaking brilliant idea. The more attention the better.

**Fit312** · 11-19-23 09:17

Originally Posted by Throwaway5192 [View Original Post]

I received pictures for a girl named Mia at a spot on Ashland which I have yet to try out but anyways I passed over Mia at the time.

Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa on Ashland are run by the same people. I spoke to Mia at the latter in October and to Helen in November who said that she had previously been at the former. I saw MILFy Michelle with natural tits and a hairy bush both times and got BBBJCIM / CFS and a follow-up BBBJCIM with a nice massage in between. I only got CBJ / CFS the first time, but a slew of phony reviews on Rubmaps suggested that BBBJ and rimming were available. Might try for the rimjob if I see her again, also did LFK, FIV, and DATY with her. No English, but she's eager to please.

**DWaits** · 11-19-23 02:45

Replace the X with a 0. Had some time in the evening earlier in the week. Just put on the hazard lights because PPS places are always fast. Buzzed and was let in by a MILF behind in the door. Lala. Told her I had 100 for boom boom. She said only massage. I said I would leave and get more money. She told me to come in. Asked if I wanted her or the other girl. Saw the other girl, who was plain jane so stuck with Lala. Nice little ass and seemed friendly. Not great English but enough. Paid up, got undressed. And we took off her clothes. B cup maybe. Little ass, which I like, but not much shape to it. Sucker her tits for a bit. Tried to DATY and was stopped. Back to tits and asked again about DATY. She said she likes to fuck. So, stroked me to get me ready, on with the cover and did standing mish. Kitty was pretty tight, she moaned in a way that was fake but not dramatically fake so that made things more interesting as the table slid across the floor and with her on it and junior following LOL. Finished in the bag. Got cleaned up. And out the door.

I was expecting her to haggle over the 100 but she didn't. It's funny. If I offer 120, they haggle for 140 and I say I'll come back. If I offer 100 they haggle for 120. No real haggling this time. It was a true QV. I wouldn't repeat but felt ok with the experience. She's probably late 40's. Body was average not in a bad way. Again B cup, smaller ass, no fat, average height, average weight. But she was kind of cute. Much better than the plain Jane.

We need a list of the PPS places. Although none are stellar, the price is right for hump and dump. Safe, no junkies, answer when the bell is rung, no need for an appointment. I get that the spas on Archer are only 140 for 30 but it sounds like many guys who actually do 140 get some complaints. This is cheaper and no major complaining.

**DMain84** · 11-19-23 01:17

Bruh.

Noobish decided to stop at archer perfect today, texted ruby before hand and got an immediate response with pictures and rates yet decided to wing it with whoever's at archer. Mistake 1.

Ring bell, cute young girl in lingerie answers, says her name is Sheri / cherry?, leads me to room, it's 2 pm and a ghost town. She immediately starts talking about how's her kid is sick with Covid and she's sniffing, I stay. Mistake 2.

A few minutes of back rubbing and nonsense about her 3 mo old then flip. What the fuck am I doing? Mistake 3.

Super awkward, discussing of what's next, I'm dumb and honey so 2 for boom boom. God I'm dumb. Mistake 4.

20 secs of teeth on CBJ, I stop and we engage is I guess what one would call sex? For a few minutes. She's constantly answering texts, and even answers a call on speaker while on top of me. Should of yelled at the bro to run. Mistake gos knows what.

Change positions, I notice my dick looks like a crime scene, tellls me she bleeding because of iud. Fuuuuuuucking mistake 1000002.

I cum.

I get dressed and basically run out.

I'm going to go read the Bible or some shit now. I'm done. Never again. Fucking fuck.

**Masalic** · 11-18-23 19:19

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

This is the sign that's posted in front of the building now.

Is that a good idea?

**Mexidan** · 11-18-23 19:15

This is the sign that's posted in front of the building now.

**Mexidan** · 11-18-23 19:12

Saw Ruby today. She looks older and is a little bit thicker, but she looked great in her white lingerie. Natural Cs, great B2 B rub to start and nipple play. She is talented with her CBJ and spends plenty of time there. On to CG, and she drives herself down on you very well. Finished in mish and then offered a massage which I readily accepted. She took her time with everything she did and I left a happy guy!

New sign outside. Looks nice but not sure that I like the attention it brings.