Massage Parlor Reports

[GMoney05]

Does anybody have any intel on current rotation of ladies working here. Hadn't been in a while and was to see one of the ladies I was familiar with but she wasn't available. So I took a chance and went with Diana. She quoted me prices of 100 for HJ, 150 for nude HJ, and 200 for CBJ. Never got a price for FS. Not sure if it's offered or not. Anybody have any experience? Also, met Sor or Sol, on the way out and am curious about her as well. Again any intel is appreciated. PM is fine.

Sol Is the new columbian Latina only had her once. She doesn't talk alot. But she's kooler than the others with bad attitudes (Jenny and Gabby). But there's been alot of drama to the point Luna Is gone. I seen her at A Spa up on Belmont. She told me Carolina and her had some problems. So she doesn't work at Princess Latina anymore. I really wish there was more Latina Spa Options In Chicago. They still haven't found A new receptionist the other Puerto Rican chick was A smoke show.

[Dbry4281]

Sorry to hear about this bro, trust me I've had shit happen worse to me at these places in chicago. It gets tough when you can't resist your sexual urge as a man, and keep yourself in a sketchy situation just to get some pussy. As a monger, hobbyists in a shitty marraige these younger pretty girls are so damn temptin. I think some of these woman are possessed LOL, cute, but nasty on the inside. But that's par for the course. Take a break from the massage parlors and reflect, and relax. Don't feel guilty about a thing were men, and we are wired to want to fuck woman 24-7, we need vareity. I'm not here to preach to the quire bro, good luck. Be safe.

Bruh.

Noobish decided to stop at archer perfect today, texted ruby before hand and got an immediate response with pictures and rates yet decided to wing it with whoever's at archer. Mistake 1.

Ring bell, cute young girl in lingerie answers, says her name is Sheri / cherry?, leads me to room, it's 2 pm and a ghost town. She immediately starts talking about how's her kid is sick with Covid and she's sniffing, I stay. Mistake 2.

A few minutes of back rubbing and nonsense about her 3 mo old then flip. What the fuck am I doing? Mistake 3.

Super awkward, discussing of what's next, I'm dumb and honey so 2 for boom boom. God I'm dumb. Mistake 4.

20 secs of teeth on CBJ, I stop and we engage is I guess what one would call sex? For a few minutes. She's constantly answering texts, and even answers a call on speaker while on top of me. Should of yelled at the bro to run. Mistake gos knows what.

Change positions, I notice my dick looks like a crime scene, tellls me she bleeding because of iud. Fuuuuuuucking mistake 1000002.

I cum.

I get dressed and basically run out.

I'm going to go read the Bible or some shit now. I'm done. Never again. Fucking fuck.

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[Masalic]

Yes, it's a fabulous idea. With so many spas on Archer Ave, it needs to stand out and make it easier for guys to find it.

Seriously people. If LE wants to bust it, does anyone honestly think LE can't find where Orange is. I mean is LE all of sudden going to say OMG now we can finally find where Orange is located at because of this new sign. NO. So stop being paranoid. It's freaking brilliant idea. The more attention the better.

LE isn't what I'm worried about so much as any potential nosey busybodies that want to be a snitch. But hey they know this better then I do, if they think its safe to advertise like that, I won't argue.

[OF Charlie]

Is that a good idea?

Yes, it's a fabulous idea. With so many spas on Archer Ave, it needs to stand out and make it easier for guys to find it.

Seriously people. If LE wants to bust it, does anyone honestly think LE can't find where Orange is. I mean is LE all of sudden going to say OMG now we can finally find where Orange is located at because of this new sign. NO. So stop being paranoid. It's freaking brilliant idea. The more attention the better.

[Fit312]

I received pictures for a girl named Mia at a spot on Ashland which I have yet to try out but anyways I passed over Mia at the time.

Archer Spa and Blue Island Spa on Ashland are run by the same people. I spoke to Mia at the latter in October and to Helen in November who said that she had previously been at the former. I saw MILFy Michelle with natural tits and a hairy bush both times and got BBBJCIM / CFS and a follow-up BBBJCIM with a nice massage in between. I only got CBJ / CFS the first time, but a slew of phony reviews on Rubmaps suggested that BBBJ and rimming were available. Might try for the rimjob if I see her again, also did LFK, FIV, and DATY with her. No English, but she's eager to please.

[DWaits]

Replace the X with a 0. Had some time in the evening earlier in the week. Just put on the hazard lights because PPS places are always fast. Buzzed and was let in by a MILF behind in the door. Lala. Told her I had 100 for boom boom. She said only massage. I said I would leave and get more money. She told me to come in. Asked if I wanted her or the other girl. Saw the other girl, who was plain jane so stuck with Lala. Nice little ass and seemed friendly. Not great English but enough. Paid up, got undressed. And we took off her clothes. B cup maybe. Little ass, which I like, but not much shape to it. Sucker her tits for a bit. Tried to DATY and was stopped. Back to tits and asked again about DATY. She said she likes to fuck. So, stroked me to get me ready, on with the cover and did standing mish. Kitty was pretty tight, she moaned in a way that was fake but not dramatically fake so that made things more interesting as the table slid across the floor and with her on it and junior following LOL. Finished in the bag. Got cleaned up. And out the door.

I was expecting her to haggle over the 100 but she didn't. It's funny. If I offer 120, they haggle for 140 and I say I'll come back. If I offer 100 they haggle for 120. No real haggling this time. It was a true QV. I wouldn't repeat but felt ok with the experience. She's probably late 40's. Body was average not in a bad way. Again B cup, smaller ass, no fat, average height, average weight. But she was kind of cute. Much better than the plain Jane.

We need a list of the PPS places. Although none are stellar, the price is right for hump and dump. Safe, no junkies, answer when the bell is rung, no need for an appointment. I get that the spas on Archer are only 140 for 30 but it sounds like many guys who actually do 140 get some complaints. This is cheaper and no major complaining.

[DMain84]

Bruh.

Noobish decided to stop at archer perfect today, texted ruby before hand and got an immediate response with pictures and rates yet decided to wing it with whoever's at archer. Mistake 1.

Ring bell, cute young girl in lingerie answers, says her name is Sheri / cherry?, leads me to room, it's 2 pm and a ghost town. She immediately starts talking about how's her kid is sick with Covid and she's sniffing, I stay. Mistake 2.

A few minutes of back rubbing and nonsense about her 3 mo old then flip. What the fuck am I doing? Mistake 3.

Super awkward, discussing of what's next, I'm dumb and honey so 2 for boom boom. God I'm dumb. Mistake 4.

20 secs of teeth on CBJ, I stop and we engage is I guess what one would call sex? For a few minutes. She's constantly answering texts, and even answers a call on speaker while on top of me. Should of yelled at the bro to run. Mistake gos knows what.

Change positions, I notice my dick looks like a crime scene, tellls me she bleeding because of iud. Fuuuuuuucking mistake 1000002.

I cum.

I get dressed and basically run out.

I'm going to go read the Bible or some shit now. I'm done. Never again. Fucking fuck.

[Masalic]

This is the sign that's posted in front of the building now.

Is that a good idea?

[Mexidan]

This is the sign that's posted in front of the building now.

[Mexidan]

Saw Ruby today. She looks older and is a little bit thicker, but she looked great in her white lingerie. Natural Cs, great B2 B rub to start and nipple play. She is talented with her CBJ and spends plenty of time there. On to CG, and she drives herself down on you very well. Finished in mish and then offered a massage which I readily accepted. She took her time with everything she did and I left a happy guy!

New sign outside. Looks nice but not sure that I like the attention it brings.

[ConfuciusMan]

Just heads up. The infamous Lisa from Belmont spa. Will be back on Mondays only. Book your appointment now. Let me know how it goes. Dm me 😊.

[DMain84]

Semi noob here, I've called ahead of the few places around me before hand but going to swing by archer area. Best to call ahead or just walk in?

[Fantastico]

Does anybody have any intel on current rotation of ladies working here. Hadn't been in a while and was to see one of the ladies I was familiar with but she wasn't available. So I took a chance and went with Diana. She quoted me prices of 100 for HJ, 150 for nude HJ, and 200 for CBJ. Never got a price for FS. Not sure if it's offered or not. Anybody have any experience? Also, met Sor or Sol, on the way out and am curious about her as well. Again any intel is appreciated. PM is fine.

[Dbry4281]

My friend, TOTAL damage $$. 5 out the door, 1 hr. Orange is good, however there are many options as well close to that area, all over archer, most reviews are pretty solid on the other spots, like ruby, and Tokyo, Ozone, you can try them spots too, alot places to go near brighton park area of Chicago. Theres also Hkpd, and pinkdiamond asian apartment girls literally 5 minutes away from Orange. Give orange a try if you haven't, its a good solid spot, based on my experience. Be safe out there

What is the total damage for your visit and for how long? I've never been to Orange before.

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[Throwaway5192]

I feel this was a destined meet. Let me elaborate. Being new to the scene I have messaged many spas asking for pictures of the girls they have and mid / late October I received pictures for a girl named Mia at a spot on Ashland which I have yet to try out but anyways I passed over Mia at the time. Today I am browsing Rubmaps for locations other than Tokyo, Ruby, Orange and Perfect Archer. As far as Chinatown goes I feel these are mentioned the most and there is nothing wrong with these places but I like to diversify. I like to see all the options and with rotating girls every week or so you could miss an opportunity that maybe you regret who knows. I come across the spot on Ashland on Rubmaps and I glance through the reviews connecting the pictures I received in October to the girls and come across great reviews for Mia. Shit I should have went to see her. I then come across Archer Spa and decide to check out the reviews because there are plenty of them. There is the name Mia at the top of the list. I text the number for pictures and she sends the same picture of Mia that I got from the other spot back in October.

Phone number was very responsive for me excellent communication. I saw a monger walk in maybe 3 minutes before my appointment (Hope your back is feeling better buddy) with Mia and I worried Mia might accidentally be given to him but Mia greeted me at the door and confirmed my number. It is my first time there so Mia is a tad shy about what she says at first but I know what I am there for after reading the reviews so I was pretty upfront about it and there were no issues.

Had to wait for the TS for maybe 5 minutes so she gave a nice slow massage then off to TS. She was clothed the entire time which I thought was. Odd just because usually they don't want to get their clothes wet and this did unfortunately mean there wasn't any B2B in the TS. She did the tongue massage ya know everywhere but I opt out of the rimming. On the flip she washes me then short BBBJ and back to room.

Short deep tissue massage that felt more professional than usual but I am probably not the guy to judge this. It was good to say the least.

On the flip she gets on top for a little LFK and just kind of rubs herself onto me for a little bit slowly licking my body until she gets to the BBBJ. This is probably the main reason I went to see her as I am a huge lover of girls who do it well and that is what the reviews said. They did not lie. When a girl typically goes to DT you they always do that thing where they open their mouth real wide and the lips just really aren't as present. I value a girl who can DT but I value a girl who's average stroke has some good depth while maintaining that amazing feeling with her lips without the teeth much more. I feel most girls often don't get to far past the head but not Mia. Mia's BBBJ did not disappoint it was amazing. She doesn't over use her hands and does twisting motions with her head while rotating around you for a nice change of scenery. As far as head goes she has made it into my ATF for spa girls without a doubt.

I am sitting here watching my cursor blink and all I can think is that I am not saying enough about her BBBJ. I haven't been one for repeats but I will see her again.

She has a very slender body and pretty nice C cups. I have never been huge on spinner bodies but despite her being so skinny her ass was amazing. I generally will choose a girl with some meat on her but in my preference it is really about the curve and when a slender girl has fairly wide hips it just makes the curve of that ass just so nicely round. Some hair on the cat. Picture is definitely her. She definitely has that look of a cute girl next door.

After a little bit of the BBBJ she straps a cover on me and gets on CG in my favorite variation to see from these girls. Feet planted down and really throwing her body down at you. I don't know how many of you do this already but when she is doing that grab her ass and help lift her if you want her to ride you for longer. The CG is great very enthusiastic and she starts off a little slow not taking everything in all at once which makes for a nice little buildup when she inevitably drops it all on you. She then grabs me around the neck hugging me and pulling me towards her into missionary. I am big on visuals and watching her take it here was very arousing to say the least. She is sooooooo vocal in a great way. Lots of little moans. Like Suki at Ruby she once again grabbed my hips and started to thrust me into her when I would slow down. I don't know how to feel about this anymore to be honest HAHAHA. On one hand I sometimes want to slow down to prolong the visit but on the other hand it is so hot when they do that. Move over to doggy and bend her over the bed. This is where that curve of her ass I described earlier is so incredibly enticing. She takes it well looking back at you with that look of seduction on her face moving her hands around grabbing the bed and you for better leverage. As usual this is where I finish the session and I have to say it was one of the most "authentic" feeling GFE sessions I have ever had. I think that is saying something too because starting out in this hobby I was only seeing the top chicago providers on Tryst which means I paid fairly handsomely for some of the time I spent with them. Mia's GFE session was probably on par with reputable girls I have given 6+ for the hour.

I honestly believe if all men came home to an experience like that just twice a week with their real GF there would be a whole lot less hate in the world.