Massage Parlor Reports

[Efurufe]

Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.

Yep, for new places I'll give them $100 bill for 30 minutes, but let them see I have another one.

[SkeletonKey6]

Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.

[Nameless Drone]

AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.

Very well aware. Point was the fun of corrupting someone into doing something they might not normally do.

I'm well aware of UTR LMTs; used to have a stable myself but they've pretty much all fallen by the wayside in the last year or so.

[Loopguystl]

Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.

AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.

[ThomasSea]

Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on.

Who said it was a car?

[ThomasSea]

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.

[KitWalker1967]

I think I just heard your inbox explode. LOL.

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

[AussieFury]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on. 😂.

[MickDawgg]

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[Piketty]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

[GoaThillBilly]

Hadn't been there in several weeks, they now have a younger masseuse, as you all know age is hard to tell with most Asians, but I am pretty sure she is in her 40's but could pass for younger, looks Japanese. Nice little spinner, nice behind and a handful up top. Seems most on here are more south so PM for more details.

[VillageRat]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

This is awesome. But a brutal tease. Thanks man!

I just got back from a lunchtime visit with one of my two "legit" girls that I see frequently. I can understand your unwillingness to blow them up. My two girls will remain a secret to me too!

[Nameless Drone]

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.

[SkeletonKey6]

Lisa and Amy (Aibi?) working, both chunky aunties who acted pissed off when I politely asked "Who else is working?

As I politely left the lobby saying "I might be back later" they slammed the other door hard.

Tip: If they act anything other that polite when seeing if you want to spend your hard-earned $$ on them, it's a good bet their service is going to be terrible and to be avoided.

The funny thing about the name of this place "UU Massage and Health Center" is how the UU is a good emoji for their droopy national geographic tits these chunky aunties almost always have hidden away in their pushup bras. Haha.

[HouseFriedRice]

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Ha what a turn!