Massage Parlor Reports

[ThomasSea]

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.

[KitWalker1967]

I think I just heard your inbox explode. LOL.

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

[AussieFury]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on. 😂.

[MickDawgg]

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[Piketty]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

[GoaThillBilly]

Hadn't been there in several weeks, they now have a younger masseuse, as you all know age is hard to tell with most Asians, but I am pretty sure she is in her 40's but could pass for younger, looks Japanese. Nice little spinner, nice behind and a handful up top. Seems most on here are more south so PM for more details.

[VillageRat]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

This is awesome. But a brutal tease. Thanks man!

I just got back from a lunchtime visit with one of my two "legit" girls that I see frequently. I can understand your unwillingness to blow them up. My two girls will remain a secret to me too!

[Nameless Drone]

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.

[SkeletonKey6]

Lisa and Amy (Aibi?) working, both chunky aunties who acted pissed off when I politely asked "Who else is working?

As I politely left the lobby saying "I might be back later" they slammed the other door hard.

Tip: If they act anything other that polite when seeing if you want to spend your hard-earned $$ on them, it's a good bet their service is going to be terrible and to be avoided.

The funny thing about the name of this place "UU Massage and Health Center" is how the UU is a good emoji for their droopy national geographic tits these chunky aunties almost always have hidden away in their pushup bras. Haha.

[HouseFriedRice]

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Ha what a turn!

[ThomasSea]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

[MartiniDan]

Hey guys, I went to see Lake Serene, been a while since my last visit. It is always provided what I expect and is consistent for what I am looking for. Was $$ for all and all went great, was nice to relax.

I was not aware, however others may already know this, but they are closing due to the property and nearby businesses being bought for the water tower expansion by county or Alderwood water district, not sure of all details.

Was also said informed they will be "moving" or joining (was hard to understand fully) Magic Spa off 128th. All this takes place in early January. So if you like Lake S, soon to be gone.

Have a safe one guys.

[Efurufe]

Visiting from out of town to the downtown seattle area. Are there any parlol that offer at least a happy ending in that area or do I need to travel outside?

Thanks.

Go to https://www.rubmaps.ch/advanced-search

Do an advanced search with:
State: Washington
City: Seattle
Handjob: Yes
DateAdded: Last 30 days.

[DNobody]

Visiting from out of town to the downtown seattle area. Are there any parlol that offer at least a happy ending in that area or do I need to travel outside?

Thanks.

[AussieFury]

I had an encounter with Amanda after reading brother AussieFurys great report. Unfortunately I wasn't as impressed as he. Aussie your Intel is always awesome and in no way am I doubting you, things just went a little different for me.

Damn, DD. That sucks. And I'm not doubting you either. Your review said "night" so I'm wondering if her energy and service drop later in the day. I mean, no excuse for sub-par performance no matter the time.

I was thinking about seeing her again, but not if there's a risk she'll do a sub-par visit like that. She's got the looks but sounds like service is too inconsistent to be a superstar. Pity.

Thanks for sharing the intel.