Massage Parlor Reports

[AussieFury]

The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.

Seems more like the point of your post is to brag of your exceptional cocksmanship by declaring "most men would fail" where you succeeded. That's a pretty big claim that you've covered off by ensuring nobody can prove you wrong. And as much as you may wish to believe otherwise, it's highly unlikely you're the only guy she fucked that day. The fact that she asked about condoms means she had them on-site.

You said "vehicle" so I assumed (incorrectly, it would seem) you were having a car worked on since that's the vehicle the vast majority of people on this forum owns. Car, truck, school bus, spaceship, whatever. You omitted details from your story on purpose. It seems disingenuous to start calling out inaccuracies caused by intentional obfuscations.

Any user can start a blog thread in the section below the main city threads. That's the perfect place for stories or advice that isn't directly related to sharing / seeking specific information about specific providers and locations. May I be so bold as to suggest that would be an ideal place for posting your stories? I'm certain "most men" would love to learn how to succeed like you where they have traditionally failed. Personally, Im all ears just not in a thread with the stated purpose of sharing actionable intel.

TL;dr: You are seeking attention. We are seeking pussy. Intel threads are for seeking pussy. Those seeking attention have the tools at their disposal to create their own blog threads for attention.

[Zomfg]

Had a good session with Coco at Shangrila about 2 months ago. Typical $$ and all covered session. She was young (compared to the old ladies that we have in this area), b cups, and had a typical c-section scar. Does anyone have any info on where she is working now?

Met a Coco today, young, c-section, A / B cup, at 99 on FW.

[Mrzow]

Hey guys, I went to see Lake Serene, been a while since my last visit. It is always provided what I expect and is consistent for what I am looking for. Was $$ for all and all went great, was nice to relax.

I was not aware, however others may already know this, but they are closing due to the property and nearby businesses being bought for the water tower expansion by county or Alderwood water district, not sure of all details.

Was also said informed they will be "moving" or joining (was hard to understand fully) Magic Spa off 128th. All this takes place in early January. So if you like Lake S, soon to be gone.

Have a safe one guys.

Are Julie and Michelle still working here?

[Efurufe]

Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.

Yep, for new places I'll give them $100 bill for 30 minutes, but let them see I have another one.

[SkeletonKey6]

Kiwi Spa is currently still doing construction in the building. The massage room was pretty much finished and done right with its own personal sink with soap (they should all have this).

Was met by Lisa (? Not sure on the name) late 30's early 40's, slightly overweight, wearing those bulletproof tights (first sign there's no FS) and asked to see other girl.

Nancy (late 30's and hard to tell body) walks in very flirting wearing a skirt and glasses. Would have probably walked if she hadn't suckered me in with those glasses. Why are Asian women so damn extra sexy in glasses?

Paid 2 benjis and she acted very happy about it, but acted confused when I asked about FS being included. Always taking a chance on overpaying in situations like this.

She proceeded with a pretty decent massage and lots of chatting (fairly good English) about pressure and making sure I was good; always nice to hear.

Lots of teasing and roaming (her body was about 4-5, face about 7-8) then onto the flip where it became clear we're only doing an enhanced HE with some LFK and T / A play.

It's so gauche and mood-killing to ask for some $ back at this point, so just went thru the motions and finished with her enthusiastically involved most of the way.

Brief after-massage and continued flirty broken English banter. Got the full 60 min which is rare in these parts, presumably from overpaying 60-80.

If you like enhanced HE in a nice new building with decent service from average looking providers it's worth a visit, just please don't overpay like I did.

[Nameless Drone]

AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.

Very well aware. Point was the fun of corrupting someone into doing something they might not normally do.

I'm well aware of UTR LMTs; used to have a stable myself but they've pretty much all fallen by the wayside in the last year or so.

[Loopguystl]

Corrupting a legit LMT is fun And they tend to have incredible handy skills.

AMPs rarely legit LMTs. And that includes the straight ones too. They often have someone's license on the wall. But that is not the only person who works there.

Now there are legit UTR LMTs. And thar information is only exchanged via DMs Exchanged being the operative word.

[ThomasSea]

Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on.

Who said it was a car?

[ThomasSea]

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

The point of the post was to share a good strategy on how to handle a woman telling you to finish yourself.

Noticed that I did not just grab her. I asked for consent and after a few minutes she felt safe with me.

Even if I gave the location, most men would fail to get the goods because of there approach.

[KitWalker1967]

I think I just heard your inbox explode. LOL.

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

[AussieFury]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Let's split the difference. Keep her name quiet. But tell us where you got your car worked on. 😂.

[MickDawgg]

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[Piketty]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

Not to be purely argumentative, but there's zero useful info here and you acknowledge that.

So, why post about this at all?

Might as well say - "I got laid today. Won't tell you who or where. That is all. " If you have a UTR that you don't want to share, that's fine. But you shouldn't need to tell us that you're not going to tell us. That's voyeurism and not what this board is about as far as I can tell.

[GoaThillBilly]

Hadn't been there in several weeks, they now have a younger masseuse, as you all know age is hard to tell with most Asians, but I am pretty sure she is in her 40's but could pass for younger, looks Japanese. Nice little spinner, nice behind and a handful up top. Seems most on here are more south so PM for more details.

[VillageRat]

Respecting the masseuse by keeping the location private as requested.

Was getting a vehicle worked on and needed to kill 2 hours.

Walked to an AMP that seemed very legitimate other than being open until 10:00.

Got an hour massage. It was very good! At the end I was told to finish myself. Asked if it was okay if I touched her breast, and she shook her head yes.

After a minute of playing with her and not really finishing myself, she decided to finish me.

I decided to get a second hour because I really had nowhere else to go. 30 minutes into the massage she asked me if I wanted to fuck. I said yes. She asked condom or no condom. I proceeded to fill her up!

Crazy from a place that seems so legitimate and wouldn't even do a handjob at first.

This is awesome. But a brutal tease. Thanks man!

I just got back from a lunchtime visit with one of my two "legit" girls that I see frequently. I can understand your unwillingness to blow them up. My two girls will remain a secret to me too!