Massage Parlor Reports

[SeattleMassage]

What do we now about Serenity Foot Massage in Renton? Intel?

I cannot find much.

Also anything new on "MediSpa" in south Renton?

[Main Course]

Zoey is no where near 20's, clearly 40's, possibly 50's, no DSL, chubby, AND smelled like cigarettes.

Before doing a 180 walking out pissed that I drove all the way out here for this I asked to see other girl (s) and was told 'busy'.

Basically your typical garbage North Seattle AMP.

Fed Way and Tacoma bound for hopefully better scenes.

Stay Safe Gents.

Wow I sure wish I had seen this reply before making the trek. Asked for Zoe, she looked decent in a dress but the low lighting was deceiving. After she removed her clothes I was very disappointed. She had droopy Bs, probably in her 40's and as mentioned, no DSL. What a waste. Total mood killer and left her a $20, no extras. Never again.

[MikeWall]

I have a question for you guys.

Several months ago I fucked up & signed up on one of those so-called 'free sex' websites. Almost instantaneously I regretted it because I started getting bombarded with all kinds of emails containing porn level photos, promos, etc. So within days I cancelled my account & for a short time it all stopped.

Then I started getting the emails with photos again, supposedly from single / divorced women claiming they are looking for a one-night stand, or a FWB situation.

Then, a few weeks again, different emails began arriving, however, they ONLY included a MS Word document, nothing else. I haven't opened any of the Word documents & immediately delete the email because I assume there's something hiding inside that wants to create all kinds of hell for me.

Do any of you have any experience with these kinds of emails and do you have any idea what's really inside those Word documents?.

The attached documents spam typically include malware inside the files that, depending on the version of your app installed (e. G, Excel, Word, etc) may automatically run the malware. More recent versions ask you before executing the code / script or even straight up block them. But yeah, definitely do _NOT_ open any attached documents in spam emails.

[BBPornoGeek]

I have a question for you guys.

Several months ago I fucked up & signed up on one of those so-called 'free sex' websites. Almost instantaneously I regretted it because I started getting bombarded with all kinds of emails containing porn level photos, promos, etc. So within days I cancelled my account & for a short time it all stopped.

Then I started getting the emails with photos again, supposedly from single / divorced women claiming they are looking for a one-night stand, or a FWB situation.

Then, a few weeks again, different emails began arriving, however, they ONLY included a MS Word document, nothing else. I haven't opened any of the Word documents & immediately delete the email because I assume there's something hiding inside that wants to create all kinds of hell for me.

Do any of you have any experience with these kinds of emails and do you have any idea what's really inside those Word documents?

And short of actually changing my email address, do you have suggestions on how to put a stop to all this unwanted porn / spam emails? I realize that's a naive question, but I had to ask anyway.

Thanks guys.

There is zero chance of stopping it. If you're using Gmail or some online free email account, mark them as Spam and hope for the best. Else, tough shit. Always use a burner phone and email address!

[GoldMinerLxv]

One of my litmus tests is how they react when I say I'm leaving but might come back. Polite sweet girls always have better service than rude ones.

That's a GREAT tip AussieF!!

[GoldMinerLxv]

I have a question for you guys.

Several months ago I fucked up & signed up on one of those so-called 'free sex' websites. Almost instantaneously I regretted it because I started getting bombarded with all kinds of emails containing porn level photos, promos, etc. So within days I cancelled my account & for a short time it all stopped.

Then I started getting the emails with photos again, supposedly from single / divorced women claiming they are looking for a one-night stand, or a FWB situation.

Then, a few weeks again, different emails began arriving, however, they ONLY included a MS Word document, nothing else. I haven't opened any of the Word documents & immediately delete the email because I assume there's something hiding inside that wants to create all kinds of hell for me.

Do any of you have any experience with these kinds of emails and do you have any idea what's really inside those Word documents?

And short of actually changing my email address, do you have suggestions on how to put a stop to all this unwanted porn / spam emails? I realize that's a naive question, but I had to ask anyway.

Thanks guys.

[Nameless Drone]

I went up her shirt and rubbed her ass over her lulu lemons.

Saw her Wednesday. Nice enough, some face-down teasing, allowed fairly liberal OTC but the HE was a bit too jackhammer for me. Kinda doubtful more is on the table.

Probably not a repeat for me.

[Thefourtwo5]

Did this include any mutual touch?

I went up her shirt and rubbed her ass over her lulu lemons.

[ExtraFun2006]

What was the house fee and total damage.

If I had to guess, I'd say Amanda is a former Manhattan K-girl who aged out of AAMPs and into AMPs. She's similar aged to the older MILFs up north in Everett and at places like 10 E in Puyallup. She's got a droopy eye. She's 5' even. Half Taiwanese. But dressed in a fun K-pop outfit.

A hot body and the biggest natural tits I've seen IRL on an Asian woman. Massive. Great ass too. But tits. TITS. Mmmmmm those tittays.

Ok massage. Great sloppy noisy BBBJ. She's very into hygiene. She made great noises and watching those monsters flop around in standing mish while she squeezed them together was perfection. Surpringly snug. Had a little trouble managing full depth at ramming speed. Pulled out, she pulled off the cover and milked a big load all over those sweater dragons as she said Yeah, baby, cum on my big tits. Russian fans will die happy. I can't imagine how many loads have been blown on those twin chesteroids because once you see them that's all you'll want to do. After I blew she kept stroking until I told her to stop. I got light headed.

Older than my preferred range but worth the exception.

Def repeat.

[AussieFury]

If I had to guess, I'd say Amanda is a former Manhattan K-girl who aged out of AAMPs and into AMPs. She's similar aged to the older MILFs up north in Everett and at places like 10 E in Puyallup. She's got a droopy eye. She's 5' even. Half Taiwanese. But dressed in a fun K-pop outfit.

A hot body and the biggest natural tits I've seen IRL on an Asian woman. Massive. Great ass too. But tits. TITS. Mmmmmm those tittays.

Ok massage. Great sloppy noisy BBBJ. She's very into hygiene. She made great noises and watching those monsters flop around in standing mish while she squeezed them together was perfection. Surpringly snug. Had a little trouble managing full depth at ramming speed. Pulled out, she pulled off the cover and milked a big load all over those sweater dragons as she said Yeah, baby, cum on my big tits. Russian fans will die happy. I can't imagine how many loads have been blown on those twin chesteroids because once you see them that's all you'll want to do. After I blew she kept stroking until I told her to stop. I got light headed.

Older than my preferred range but worth the exception.

Def repeat.

[AussieFury]

I went to the one in Renton.

Thanks. I met Nana a few days ago and didn't like her initial vibe so I politely (as always) passed. She reacted rudely. Girls like that never have good service. One of my litmus tests is how they react when I say I'm leaving but might come back. Polite sweet girls always have better service than rude ones.

But thank you for your service in TOFTT.

[BigPurpleSnake]

I went to the one in Renton.

[AussieFury]

Went to Magnolia a few days ago and was greeted by a tall slim Asian who told me her name was Nana. Her face was average and her English was not very good. I am terrible at guessing women's ages but she was definitely not a granny or an Auntie.

Went back to the room and paid the 30 min house fee (50). I typically do only 30 minutes for new gals. She left the room and I stripped and I laid on the table butt naked. She came in and didn't put the towel on so a good sign. The massage was average at best. After about 5 minutes another monger came in and she left the room. Came back and resumed the massage and left the room again after a few minutes.

When she came back she asked me to flip over. She asked if I wanted any extras and I gave her the universal HJ signal. She asked for the tip up front which I don't like. I got my wallet and gave her 40. She appeared disappointed but I didn't care. She also didn't give me the $10 change back but no biggie. Instead of letting her start the handy I began manual because I could tell she was just going to jack me at light speed because I could tell it would be a rush job.

As I was stroking she kept looking up at the clock multiple times. After about 5 minutes I pointed at her then my dick so she started jacking turbo like I thought. After a minute or 2 I shot my load and it landed on her arm and shoulder and she freaked out like it was poison. I had to complete myself.

On the way out I saw another youngish looking gal, short with a cute face. Anybody know who this is?

Magnolia Renton or Magnolia Burien?

[Loren Daiz]

Lately I've been heading north for activities but tonight decided to go to Kirkland to avoid longer travel times. I chose M"s which has always been mostly great in the past. The past few times I'd been there I kept drawing Linda. I know she's popular on here but personally she's my least favorite. I'm a fan of PM but I find her relatively cold and impatient acting like it's a chore to do a HE. So this time I asked who else is working and she said just her. I wasn't down for it again and was going to leave but then she the other gal was almost done. Ok, so I paid for the hour and undressed. After waiting for a half an hour I dressed and left not seeing anyone on my way out. Yes, out my money but in the end wasn't going to wait longer if this was Linda punishment for rejecting her and in the end not returning they lose more than I did.

Headed over to Greenbow which in the past always had solid massages but more vanilla HE. Got right in and the girl asked if I wanted 4 hands. Sure! She wanted 1. 4 an hour which seemed steep but the other girl seemed cute so after a long day agreed. Massage started off great with more teasing than usual for this place. I wondered if maybe management had changed since my last time here. But after about 5 min then they wanted me to flip. This is when it went down hill. I got the hardest upsell I've ever gotten. She wanted 2 bones for just a HJ. I said I could get FS for that. I haggled her down a little bit but she wasn't going to budge. We proceeded but the HJ was mechanical, then some PM. After 5 min they thought harder and faster would be better. It was just violent. I was over it but for that much $ was hoping for some clothing to fall or something to help out the mood. Nope. I went ahead and finished to prevent damage to either part of my body as they were just jackhammering away. Then they said OK all done without even a clean up and only there for maybe 20 min.

Guess I'll just keep going north in the future. Sad both places aren't what they used to be.

[BigPurpleSnake]

Went to Magnolia a few days ago and was greeted by a tall slim Asian who told me her name was Nana. Her face was average and her English was not very good. I am terrible at guessing women's ages but she was definitely not a granny or an Auntie.

Went back to the room and paid the 30 min house fee (50). I typically do only 30 minutes for new gals. She left the room and I stripped and I laid on the table butt naked. She came in and didn't put the towel on so a good sign. The massage was average at best. After about 5 minutes another monger came in and she left the room. Came back and resumed the massage and left the room again after a few minutes.

When she came back she asked me to flip over. She asked if I wanted any extras and I gave her the universal HJ signal. She asked for the tip up front which I don't like. I got my wallet and gave her 40. She appeared disappointed but I didn't care. She also didn't give me the $10 change back but no biggie. Instead of letting her start the handy I began manual because I could tell she was just going to jack me at light speed because I could tell it would be a rush job.

As I was stroking she kept looking up at the clock multiple times. After about 5 minutes I pointed at her then my dick so she started jacking turbo like I thought. After a minute or 2 I shot my load and it landed on her arm and shoulder and she freaked out like it was poison. I had to complete myself.

On the way out I saw another youngish looking gal, short with a cute face. Anybody know who this is?