Massage Parlor Reports

[BigBobAtl]

As much as I'm enjoying all of the arguing amongst you guys, I figured I'll drop my story of my trip to Ivy today.

This was the first time going here but I walked in and a reasonably cute late 30's provider shows me to my room. Smell is a little funky in here but I can get past that. Get naked, lay on the table face down with no cover and Jr pushed down on display. Her massage skills were good. She teased a few times going up my legs, and I kept spreading a little bit each time. The final time, she grazed the boys I lifted so she could get a handful, and she did. She stops, which had me worried for a second, then got a pillow for the flip. She comments on junior's size, which normally offends me because it feels like pandering, but hey I'm a guy and I like the attention. Anyway, she grabs Jr and asks "do you like?" I say yeah and she gets the oil and goes to town. I asked can I touch her and she hikes one leg up so I can roam UTC. I'm about 65% sure she said something to the effect of "suck", but her English isn't great and she was whispering and I was close to finishing anyway so I didn't persue it further.

House was $80 and I tipped 80. My experience has me back interested in the hobby after many disappointments the past few weeks. I can't decide if I want to go try a new place, or see if she would be down for L2 next time. Maybe this could be my new spot.

[AtlGuy24]

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I hope this was worth what it cost you.

A2

[BigBobAtl]

4 pm Tuesday. No open sign. No lights. No signs of life. No fun.

[AtlGuy24]

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[IAmAmazing]

I recently went to a KAMP where they required you to call before they let you in the second door. Some of you might know where I went but I don't know if they do the same elsewhere. Anyway, when I called after evening the first door, I heard a voice Caller I'd system read out my name. I'm guessing they're keeping a log of the mongers that visit. It might just be for safety reasons; especially after the shootings, or it might be for data collection. I've also been to strip clubs that scan your I'd. The security guard claimed that they keep a "roster". I think they were just collecting data because they also had a membership card that asked for your address and phone number. Be careful out there guys.

[BackShooter]

You guys keep saying the dumbest things to your providers.

A few weeks I am sitting with one of my ATFs getting a quick bite to eat before she has to back to jerk work. The phone rings and a monger says, "Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the massage you gave me today! I really enjoyed it and you did a phenomenal job. ".

ATF: "Oh thanks, you so sweet to call me. ".

DAF monger: "Yeah baby you gave one of the best massages I have ever had. Do you remember me?

ATF: "Oh thanks. I don't recognize your voice. ".

DAF monger: "Oh I'm the tall white guy. ".

ATF: "haha I see a lot of tall white guys".

DAF monger: "You told me I have a great dick".

ATF: "hahahah oh yes now I remember you. Thank you for visit. ".

DAF monger: "Next time I come back, let's fuck again. ".

ATF: "I never fuck anyone. Why you say again? Why you ask this?

DAF monger: "uh yeah sorry, I meant. ".

ATF: "Never talk like that to me please. Why you lie and say we fuck?

DAF monger: "uh sorry but can we fuck next time then?

ATF: hangs up.

I read these questions and they're hilarious. Especially what are you get for $200. My guess would be right back out the door. The other one can I get full service for 300. The reply would probably be we not Jiffy Lube. Must be some crazy stuff going on up in Atlanta. In Florida, there are a few places that have strong reputations. It usually takes 2 to 3 visits to build a history. Then the fun usually starts. One spa in particular, I would actually text the owner and ask her if they were busy. I would show up about 47 minutes before closing. Unfortunately, that particular spot changed hands and now they're legit.

[The Wiseacre]

You guys keep saying the dumbest things to your providers.

A few weeks I am sitting with one of my ATFs getting a quick bite to eat before she has to back to jerk work. The phone rings and a monger says, "Hey, I just wanted to thank you for the massage you gave me today! I really enjoyed it and you did a phenomenal job. ".

ATF: "Oh thanks, you so sweet to call me. ".

DAF monger: "Yeah baby you gave one of the best massages I have ever had. Do you remember me?

ATF: "Oh thanks. I don't recognize your voice. ".

DAF monger: "Oh I'm the tall white guy. ".

ATF: "haha I see a lot of tall white guys".

DAF monger: "You told me I have a great dick".

ATF: "hahahah oh yes now I remember you. Thank you for visit. ".

DAF monger: "Next time I come back, let's fuck again. ".

ATF: "I never fuck anyone. Why you say again? Why you ask this?

DAF monger: "uh yeah sorry, I meant. ".

ATF: "Never talk like that to me please. Why you lie and say we fuck?

DAF monger: "uh sorry but can we fuck next time then?

ATF: hangs up.

I'm going to add to this list some things that mongers stupidly say via text or the phone. Do you think a good provider is going to talk to a stranger (I. E. LE) about illegal activity? Get smart, mongers.

1. "Do you offer full service?

2. "How much are extras?

3. "How much do I have to tip?

4. "How much money should I bring?

5. "Do you do happy endings?

6. "Will my masseuse be nude?

7. "Will anyone else be in the shop? I want to be alone with you. ".

8. "Do you do bjs?

9. "How much for a happy ending?

10. "I'm bringing $200. What will that get me?

11. "I'll give you $300 for full service. ".

12. "Can you open early for me?

13. "Can you stay open late for me?

14. "Do you have any specials?

15. "I am a tit man. Who has the best tits?

16. "Can I get pussy?

17. "Can you come to my home?

18. "I'm white, clean, educated, and considered good looking. I also tip very well. Who is your best provider?

Smart providers are never going to answer questions that can get them arrested.

[BigBobAtl]

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

Only afraid of my wife and her divorce attorney.

[TheBendan]

That she is no longer there? Thanks for nothing!

Yup, gone baby gone, no bonanza found here.

[GorosDawg]

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.

Says the guy who has been posting for less than two weeks. My point was simply to deflect from the casual comment that "the arrests were just for show". Conviction or not they will always have the stigma of the arrest in the public domain.

For anyone in addition to our constitutional lawyer Billy, I stopped by the store at noon and no open sign and no lights. Door locked and no sign on door.

[TheBendan]

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

Part of the show? Not going to be fully charged? Do you even know what you're talking about, the arrests and charges are real.

[TheBendan]

So it wasn't a guy having heart problems? I dropped by Kaina on my way home and the open sign was on and some lights on, but the door was locked. No one obviously in sight. Was thinking perhaps girl was busy working with door locked to keep visitors out? Not sure. I'll try back later this week.

I'm sure whoever was there had their heart skip a few beats.

[AtlGuy24]

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.

The reports are part of the show. None of the girls are going to be fully charged and the owners are allowed to open back up.

If you want to be afraid. Do you.

[Tysonm]

Over the past two months, I have visited Pearl in Sandy Springs twice, both times enjoying the wonderful masseuse Amy. The first was mind-blowing. The second, not so much. Thought I'd share.

The first time was sometime in September. I got there in the morning and walked in and was lucky enough to draw Amy. She took me back, gave me time to get ready and when she came back, I was bare ass up on the table. She proceeded to give me a wonderful massage, with plenty of attention between my legs, to which I showed my happiness by arching my back. She took care of me well, then gave me a table shower, and then proceeded to give me an amazing massage for the rest of the hour, which was at least half an hour. I left refreshed and stress free.

I decided to go back last month which was only a week or so after the unfortunate events in Roswell. I was hoping she would remember me and not be spooked, but that wasn't the case. I got there right at opening and requested her by name and I did get a great massage for the hour, but there was little to no roaming. I reminded her I was in a few weeks prior and asked if she was concerned by what had happened in Roswell and was more than open with my wishes, but was left to my own devices.

Goes to show that YMMV, even with the same person. Good luck, fellas!

I actually went over there 2 x recently. One day I saw a sign on the door and I thought they got closed however she just closed the shop early that day. The other time I was taking a break and saw one of you guys leaving. I figured I walk over but I suddenly remebered the Roswell events (this may not be a great time).

Your prob better off. Getting her number next time and communicating your appointment so she doesn't have ri 2nd guess a thing. At this point all the close by spots are cautious.

[BillyReduxxx]

Maybe for show but there are now five woman whose real names and ages are now in the public domain as prostitutes. I called the old number, it was answered and I was told they are closed. Look forward to hearing from the first person who actually goes in to check it out. Will be back in the area soon and plan to check it for myself.

An arrest means nothing legally. That due process under the 14th Amendment reigns supreme and unless and until there is a conviction, our girls are not "prostitutes. " Wise up and read.