Massage Parlor Reports

[ElJefe69]

After chowing down on some killer Korean food at Ssyal, I was hankering for a bit of dessert. Time was ticking, so I was gunning for a quick, no-fuss massage. Didn't even bother making an appointment, just walked right in and lucked out with Linda from this joint along Pulaski Rd like where Ak auto Jo Food / Grocery are at etc.

Linda looked under 30 to me (But what do I know as a white dude). Linda's English was descent enough to understand she kinda quirky. Like there's definitely a fun "I'm a good time side". Far from your average petite Asian chick. Her skin was as fair as cream, tempting you to take a bite. She had nice plump C's. Think she had some perfume on with a little glitter that made her cleavage look attractive. Especially when she was talking to me and strands of her jet black hair would fall in between. Fuuuuuuuk. Smelled like sweet vanilla that night. Thank god to whomever invented them yoga pants. Linda looked great in that.

The massage itself was legit. Linda got some surprisingly strong grip strength. She really got in there and dug deep into the knots. And we all like a girl that knows how to get down.

She added a dash of spice by playfully teasing my inner thighs. And when it was game time for the HJ post-flip, she absolutely crushed it. Her rhythm was spot-on, though I did ask her to slow her roll a bit at first. Once she hit my sweet spot, she kept the tempo going non-stop. I thought I fucking died when Linda's DSL got me completely empty. Like some sexy ass succubus taking my essence.

Normally, I'm not big on the cleanup, but Linda handled it like a pro. I was back on my feet and out the door before I even knew what hit me. All in all, it was a stellar experience. I was seriously blown away by how dedicated she was to her job and making sure I left feeling like a king. Got the L2 I was aiming for. I had a hunch that maybe I could've pushed for more, but who knows. Either way, Linda was a damn good time.

What is ak auto jo food how about the name of the place or the address?

[JaxInCase]

Any recommendations on a provider that gives a great massage, L1 service, and prostate massage? Would love to find a go to.

[Vindylst]

After chowing down on some killer Korean food at Ssyal, I was hankering for a bit of dessert. Time was ticking, so I was gunning for a quick, no-fuss massage. Didn't even bother making an appointment, just walked right in and lucked out with Linda from this joint along Pulaski Rd like where Ak auto Jo Food / Grocery are at etc.

Linda looked under 30 to me (But what do I know as a white dude). Linda's English was descent enough to understand she kinda quirky. Like there's definitely a fun "I'm a good time side". Far from your average petite Asian chick. Her skin was as fair as cream, tempting you to take a bite. She had nice plump C's. Think she had some perfume on with a little glitter that made her cleavage look attractive. Especially when she was talking to me and strands of her jet black hair would fall in between. Fuuuuuuuk. Smelled like sweet vanilla that night. Thank god to whomever invented them yoga pants. Linda looked great in that.

The massage itself was legit. Linda got some surprisingly strong grip strength. She really got in there and dug deep into the knots. And we all like a girl that knows how to get down.

She added a dash of spice by playfully teasing my inner thighs. And when it was game time for the HJ post-flip, she absolutely crushed it. Her rhythm was spot-on, though I did ask her to slow her roll a bit at first. Once she hit my sweet spot, she kept the tempo going non-stop. I thought I fucking died when Linda's DSL got me completely empty. Like some sexy ass succubus taking my essence.

Normally, I'm not big on the cleanup, but Linda handled it like a pro. I was back on my feet and out the door before I even knew what hit me. All in all, it was a stellar experience. I was seriously blown away by how dedicated she was to her job and making sure I left feeling like a king. Got the L2 I was aiming for. I had a hunch that maybe I could've pushed for more, but who knows. Either way, Linda was a damn good time.

[ItchyRichy17]

Any AMPs in the Naperville area that offer max L's. Love to find a place that gives some DATO service and prostate.

Thanks in advance.

Itchy.

[Nowhere500]

Hey guys I've been looking for spots that are really good at massages and no need for extras. I've wanted to cut down on spending so just a really great massage would be ideal. If you guys have any recommendations I'm open to anything across the city or suburbs. Thanks I'm advanced. I guess one recommendation that I saw would be the Thai spa's orchid and princess spa. Any others would be great. Lucky spa is decent too with Tina there but looking for the best of the best. Thanks!

Annie at Sunkiss Spa on Chicago and Ashland gives an excellent massage, and I've heard the other girls working there give good massage as well. There is also a table shower at Sunkiss.

[Chiguyxxx]

Thanks for the advice. I have been there. First time it was an older Euro who Jedi mind tricked me into overpaying for a nude L1. Post nut clarity I regretted it bigtime. The second time I saw a younger hotter chick and I resisted the extra offerings (which were just taking off her panties and touching her). Liked that visit much more until I realized once I got outside that she had shorted me like 15 minutes. Urgh. And tbh they weren't great massages. Not like at Irenes for example. And I'd be much happier if it was a flat 200/ hr vs the 220/ hr.

If you're looking just for a rub and L1 from hot euros then try out this place, its off Division and Milwaukee: https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23102882.html.

The girls I've seen there are very attractive and most of them good to great massages. Theres only ever one girl working at a time and they rotate in new girls regularly (like every other day) only downsides are.

A) they arent ever the girls in the pics so be prepared to meet a girl that doesn't look like the pictures (but theyre still very attractive).

B) each girl is YMMV on service, some will do more than topless L1 for no charge, others have insane upcharge prices for anything more, and others are strictly the L1.

[Ucguy]

If you're looking just for a rub and L1 from hot euros then try out this place, its off Division and Milwaukee: https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23102882.html.

The girls I've seen there are very attractive and most of them good to great massages. Theres only ever one girl working at a time and they rotate in new girls regularly (like every other day) only downsides are.

A) they arent ever the girls in the pics so be prepared to meet a girl that doesn't look like the pictures (but theyre still very attractive).

B) each girl is YMMV on service, some will do more than topless L1 for no charge, others have insane upcharge prices for anything more, and others are strictly the L1.

Pm me the damage for 30 min.

[Coopertars]

I'd be happy with a really good massage with a topless L1 ending but I do not want to get harassed for a $100 tip for that.

So any good suggestions in the Chicago Ave / Grand Ave area? Hook a guy up. Or if there's someone good (good massage AND good looking) at Ozone to ask for, let me know.

If you're looking just for a rub and L1 from hot euros then try out this place, its off Division and Milwaukee: https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/bodyr.../23102882.html.

The girls I've seen there are very attractive and most of them good to great massages. Theres only ever one girl working at a time and they rotate in new girls regularly (like every other day) only downsides are.

A) they arent ever the girls in the pics so be prepared to meet a girl that doesn't look like the pictures (but theyre still very attractive).

B) each girl is YMMV on service, some will do more than topless L1 for no charge, others have insane upcharge prices for anything more, and others are strictly the L1.

[Dbry4281]

Stopped in by Orange Spa yesterday late afternoon, wasn't that busy. I was greeted by Suki. She held my hand walked me to the room, the routine. She started grabbing at my johnson. She was quickly all over me. Licking the nipples, LFK. She took the whole 7 inches down the throat. Moaning, and into it. Had some plump lips, on her, maybe fillers. She's about 4'11, 115. Not quite a spinner, but close. Looked liked she had D's natural, long brown nipples. Her ass was firm, about average for an Chinese woman. Had a little bit of a tummy, not fat or anything. Black hair, Pussy had a five o clock shadow, not totally bald. Nice pussy lips on her, no extra roast beef hanging. She did some ass play, with me. I didn't lick the pussy. She asked me if I wanted to cum in her mouth, but that's not my thing. Nothing seems off the menu. She has a good attitude, a lot of moaning, nothing mechanical about her. No English but that's the norm, I guess in Chinatown. I'm used to the Korean chicks that speak English. She can take a pounding, hit her doggy, mish, and spin a little. Finished on the Fun bags, and she gave me a nice shower, in the bed bath room. She is on Orange Instagram, with a video so you do get a preview, before you stop in. Overall 8/10. Not bad. Actually the place seemed a little cleaner too, as far as the bathroom, and showers were concerned. I guess Kelly is the one to see, I'll probably stop back and check her out, looks like she a little thicker ass, that's my thing.

[Pmuas]

Thank you for the all info. I'll be coming down from MN first week of December. I'll be in the Schaumburg area and was just thinking with all these choices, do I want to drive far down to chi town or stay closer to my area. I have seen daisy in the Ohare apartment, but wanted to try AMP, hotter younger woman. I don't mind 30-40 either if they have. A nice body. You guys making it hard for me to decide. After reading about the 4 hands, makes me want to try that also. But thank you all.

[SexWithJesus69]

Lang Ocean spa on Chicago Ave is probably the best legit massage place in Chicago. All girls are trained and really good. Not likely at all of any extras. I have been there dozens of times of the years and only twice was offered extra.

I'll check that out thanks!

[Dbry4281]

Its chicagoland body rubs, google it.

Have no idea of this one.

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[Chiguyxxx]

So I had asked before about Nikki and peeps had said the pics MIGHT be her. Not a chance. Weirdly one comment said she didn't have a chest as a big as the pictures and that was one thing that was close. In fact the woman I saw had a BIGGER chest than the pics. But other than being a brunette that was all that matched. The woman I saw didn't seem / sound / look Latin like some of the other comments had mentioned and she was a little short with a big ass. Very curvy if that's your jam. She was very nice, but she just didn't do it for me. I was looking forward to a girl that looked like Morena Baccarin, kinda tall with a bit of a chest, and that was not what I got. Extras are available but since I wasn't really feeling it I didn't go into details. Very nice, non-rushed rubdown--of course not a real massage, I've only gotten like 2 real massages there over the years and those girls are long gone--and a pleasant L1 ending. I didn't feel bad about the experience though I was disappointed in seeing another girl there with misleading photos. Some are real (like Natalie for example or Kylie) but a lot are just some random pics. So tldr Nikki is not the girl in the photo (or they switched the girl using the photos) but is a nice choice if you like very stacked, short, PAWGs.

So seems like Ozone is not what it once was. My ATF there was Cindy. Then I could console myself with Jessica. With both gone now the last couple times have been hit or miss. Sounds like for those still going it's more miss. I'd be happy with a really good massage with a topless L1 ending but I do not want to get harassed for a $100 tip for that. So that kinda knocks Grand Spa out, I just can't take Amy's pressure for a $100 tip for just L1. So any good suggestions in the Chicago Ave / Grand Ave area? Hook a guy up. Or if there's someone good (good massage AND good looking) at Ozone to ask for, let me know.

[Derek110]

Golden Pussy Syndrome..

I have seen Kendy 5 times over the past couple years. I can see why people think she has GPS, and I'm not inclined to disagree completely. I think she does have an inflated sense of her skills, but she has never used that to push for more money. In fact I don't think she has ever given me a requested price for her L1. First visit I paid. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the HJ. Never complained and seemed happy to see me all follow up encounters.

Yes she is older, but I like the tight silk dresses she always wears and for her age group I would say she's a 7 out of 10 for looks. The no touching is really my biggest complaint. The massage I always ask her to go harder after the first 5 minutes and she always obliges. If she hits a sore spot I ask her to stay there for a bit and she will.

My last visit I opted for a 90 minute massage with a happy middle and happy ending. Gave 1. For the 90 and. 8 for the double HJ. About 30 minutes in she reached under while I was face down and started working the shaft. She pulled my hips in the air and started really working it. She started rubbing my asshole very gently and before I knew what was going on she had her finger in my ass and started a prostate massage. This was a first for me and I'm not sure it's my cup of tea but I did pop pretty fast. She cleaned up and massage some more flipped me and then started round two. I requested snail speed and again she obliged. She worked me really slow with plenty of ball play. Huge second pop. Clean up. Few chiropractic stretches and I was out.

I don't think I'm anything special, but maybe some folks aren't vocal enough about what they want. Last the talking is excessive, but I have perfected blocking out my wife and kids so I can easily ignore it. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but I would still see her once a year.

[ClayBillClay]

Have no idea of this one.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/services

I am fairly certain this is CLM.