Massage Parlor Reports

[Rizpat]

Any experience with this place. I searched forum and found nothing. It's around Michigan and 13th, a block or 2 away from SxL. I had an appointment at SxL so only briefly checked it out. You have to be buzzed in to enter. There was a full bar there and a couple of Asian masseuses walking between rooms. Front desk asian lady let me know it was 60 for the hour.

Might go check it out when I'm in the area next.

Sorry but I'm pretty sure they're 100% legit. I used to visit them often and never got any hint of extras, but good luck if you do decide to try it out.

[Flipper12]

Any experience with this place. I searched forum and found nothing. It's around Michigan and 13th, a block or 2 away from SxL. I had an appointment at SxL so only briefly checked it out. You have to be buzzed in to enter. There was a full bar there and a couple of Asian masseuses walking between rooms. Front desk asian lady let me know it was 60 for the hour.

Might go check it out when I'm in the area next.

[SideTalker]

Hadn't been in a while so I recently checked out this one.

Older thai provider, shorter hair. Decent massage, l1 for. 5 available. Very clean location.

Did see a cuter MILF type in the background, hadn't seen her before.

[ShadowLurker1]

As previously stated, I want to check it out. Its beside some arcade on a busy street at the corner of Harlem and Devon I believe (its beside a gas station). The place was clean and gave "that vibe". The masseuse was attractive with no hints of extras. I have a feeling that you can get more if you're a regular so I might stop by 2 more times just to see. Keyword might.

[Jinurso]

Thanks for the comprehensive list! I keep forgetting about rubrankings, but see now that there are some more realistic photos on there. I don't have much to add, other than Laura and Sarah still look the same from 5 years ago. And if Kylie's photo is real, then that is Kylie from youwannaseeme, who is full GFE over there. There are some wild reviews of her on The othER review website.

Yup, same Kylie. She is probably the best deal at CLM at the moment. +100 for full open menu GFE for a 30 m fuckfest is something no other girl there can match.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Ruby. Monica. 30 min at standard.

Very nice, a little weird. Very giddy and giggly but like in a drunk (way, but I don't think she was. Just a little unique. Man-mades, which are not my thing, and I realized after the fact her subtle perfume was actually that scented lotion shit that gets all over which I fucking hate. Very cute little rear. Overall fine won't rush to repeat.

[Baggio57]

Honestly she was so fucking sexy! I've banged some hot little things from SA and agencies too so not my first rodeo here but goddamn her skin was so smooth and tight. And thar bare little pussy! Jesus christ. Good massage too.

So you didn't hit it bare? From how I read your report I thought you hit it bare.

Nope. I made the mistake of saying yes when she asked if I had a condom. She didn't budge after that and I didn't have any more cash to sweeten the deal. Next time though.

[Flipper12]

How was that a horrible deal? You spent $40 more than VIP for an apartment girl, got a great massage and barebacked a hot little Asian. You're not getting that at any of the apartments for that price. If I had $40 more on me and knew that's what it would take to go bare, I would have gladly paid it. If it was worth it to you, that's all that matters, not what someone else thinks. Well done.

Honestly she was so fucking sexy! I've banged some hot little things from SA and agencies too so not my first rodeo here but goddamn her skin was so smooth and tight. And thar bare little pussy! Jesus christ. Good massage too.

So you didn't hit it bare? From how I read your report I thought you hit it bare.

[OrdLover]

May I ask what you mean by Kenedy having "GPS?" I do not understand what that means. Maybe because I am old.

She does a great massage but talks way too much.

Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.

I look at GPS as the girl thinks she is way hotter, rare and more valuable than other girls that charge far less that we would consider equal or better than her.

Yes that is the problem. All you horn dog thinks that she is WAY younger than she is. She is literally a grandma. She have a grand kid and she is probably in her 60's. She just hides it better than the other Asian mt. And yet everyone complains about the other grannies that looks their age and gives a lot better service than Kendy. Most of us either don't get to touch her or just OTC. A very small percentage of us get to utc. I feel a lot of you younger guys that see her as young then either you are high as hell when you see her or you don't see alot of Asian. And the funny thing is she always busy as hell and yet at Rivers spa that is less than a block away is always empty as hell.

[FruitNinja]

What is the problem with them? I was thinking of a visit, thanks!

W Buck.

Looking at his post English is not his native language. I'm guessing just another house throwing dirt.

[Moejoo]

I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.

I look at GPS as the girl thinks she is way hotter, rare and more valuable than other girls that charge far less that we would consider equal or better than her.

[Mitsom]

May I ask what you mean by Kenedy having "GPS?" I do not understand what that means. Maybe because I am old.

She does a great massage but talks way too much.

I didn't know either so I googled it: Golden Pussy Syndrome.

I assume the girl knows she's hot so the personality weight on the bakers scale is barely off the platform and the price for the pastry is sky high.

[Baggio57]

Read through Baggio57's report and went out to SxL with cock in hand. Called prior and booked Emily.

Paid house fee of $60 for a half. Out came Emily. Holy fuck. 9/10, very pretty. 25 yrs old, slim, small but shapely ass. Gorgeous face, shiny black hair. Best Asian girl I've seen at a parlor.

Good massage for 10 minutes. Asked what I wanted and told her a friend sent me for full service. She said ok but with condom. Said I didn't have one but I'm clean as a whistle. She refused. I plead my case for 5 minutes and shescoming around asks how much. I say I was told 140 would do the trick she balks and says only BBBJ for that.

Now I know I fucked up here so I don't want to hear it from you guys about how its simps like me jacking up prices.

So I say how much to rawdog and she goes $260. My cock is hard in her hand, she's looking hot as fuck. I pull out the cash and hand it to her.

She strips nude. Skin is tight, soft, flawless. Big nips on her small tits. Squeeze her small ass. Fuck her in mish, doggy, cg, standing doggy, pull out and bust on her tits.

Now her massage was really good. So I ask her to do it and upgrade to the hour for 20 more.

Damage. $80 house + $260 = $340.

Horrible deal, I get it, but she was a 9 out of 10 for me. Young, hot, bareback. Just one round too. I know I paid too much but it's a tale as old as time. Hot girl with my cock in her hands dictated the prices.

How was that a horrible deal? You spent $40 more than VIP for an apartment girl, got a great massage and barebacked a hot little Asian. You're not getting that at any of the apartments for that price. If I had $40 more on me and knew that's what it would take to go bare, I would have gladly paid it. If it was worth it to you, that's all that matters, not what someone else thinks. Well done.

[Flipper12]

Read through Baggio57's report and went out to SxL with cock in hand. Called prior and booked Emily.

Paid house fee of $60 for a half. Out came Emily. Holy fuck. 9/10, very pretty. 25 yrs old, slim, small but shapely ass. Gorgeous face, shiny black hair. Best Asian girl I've seen at a parlor.

Good massage for 10 minutes. Asked what I wanted and told her a friend sent me for full service. She said ok but with condom. Said I didn't have one but I'm clean as a whistle. She refused. I plead my case for 5 minutes and shescoming around asks how much. I say I was told 140 would do the trick she balks and says only BBBJ for that.

Now I know I fucked up here so I don't want to hear it from you guys about how its simps like me jacking up prices.

So I say how much to rawdog and she goes $260. My cock is hard in her hand, she's looking hot as fuck. I pull out the cash and hand it to her.

She strips nude. Skin is tight, soft, flawless. Big nips on her small tits. Squeeze her small ass. Fuck her in mish, doggy, cg, standing doggy, pull out and bust on her tits.

Now her massage was really good. So I ask her to do it and upgrade to the hour for 20 more.

Damage. $80 house + $260 = $340.

Horrible deal, I get it, but she was a 9 out of 10 for me. Young, hot, bareback. Just one round too. I know I paid too much but it's a tale as old as time. Hot girl with my cock in her hands dictated the prices.

[LiquorThnPoker]

Thanks for the comprehensive list! I keep forgetting about rubrankings, but see now that there are some more realistic photos on there. I don't have much to add, other than Laura and Sarah still look the same from 5 years ago. And if Kylie's photo is real, then that is Kylie from youwannaseeme, who is full GFE over there. There are some wild reviews of her on The othER review website.

CLM recently started this practice where they will use multiple photos of a girl, and only some of them are real and then rotate them. The first time I saw that happen was with Salma. Her early photos were her, now they use some bombshell lingerie model. I don't know if they do that when demand slows down for a girl or what.

Adele has three photos floating around at various times on their website or rubrankings page. One was definitely real because she wore the same outfit when I saw her. And she's definitely not blonde and probably never was LOL.

Ok here are the girls on the roster who I can confidently say are using their photos and the photos are reasonably accurate. I might not have booked appointments with all of them, but I sometimes like to meet other girls after an appointment is over so I'll know who is who.

Natalie.

Suzie.

Bella.

Cassandra.

Lily.

Leila.

Athena.

Paoula's new photo (the one taken outside in a bikini is either fake or inaccurate).

Amida (although she's got a gut that she's great at hiding in all her photos).

Zara.

Melissa.

Kylie.

The ones I know are fake are:

Camilla's new photos.

Adele's new photo.

Salma's current photo.

Sandra.

Danielle's current photo.

I'm pretty sure both Hanna and Adele are using the same fake model.

Julie (note: real Julie is actually hotter IMO than her fake double).

I'm on the fence about Claudia. She has multiple photos and some seem more accurate thsn others.

The others either I'm not sure, haven't met them yet, aren't on the roster this week so I don't see their photo, or haven't seen them in so long (like Laura and Sarah) that I can't comment anymore on the accuracy.

If anybody has met any of the girls i haven't listed, please feel free to add your thoughts. I'm curious to know about the others.