Massage Parlor Reports

[Chiguyxxx]

So I had asked before about Nikki and peeps had said the pics MIGHT be her. Not a chance. Weirdly one comment said she didn't have a chest as a big as the pictures and that was one thing that was close. In fact the woman I saw had a BIGGER chest than the pics. But other than being a brunette that was all that matched. The woman I saw didn't seem / sound / look Latin like some of the other comments had mentioned and she was a little short with a big ass. Very curvy if that's your jam. She was very nice, but she just didn't do it for me. I was looking forward to a girl that looked like Morena Baccarin, kinda tall with a bit of a chest, and that was not what I got. Extras are available but since I wasn't really feeling it I didn't go into details. Very nice, non-rushed rubdown--of course not a real massage, I've only gotten like 2 real massages there over the years and those girls are long gone--and a pleasant L1 ending. I didn't feel bad about the experience though I was disappointed in seeing another girl there with misleading photos. Some are real (like Natalie for example or Kylie) but a lot are just some random pics. So tldr Nikki is not the girl in the photo (or they switched the girl using the photos) but is a nice choice if you like very stacked, short, PAWGs.

So seems like Ozone is not what it once was. My ATF there was Cindy. Then I could console myself with Jessica. With both gone now the last couple times have been hit or miss. Sounds like for those still going it's more miss. I'd be happy with a really good massage with a topless L1 ending but I do not want to get harassed for a $100 tip for that. So that kinda knocks Grand Spa out, I just can't take Amy's pressure for a $100 tip for just L1. So any good suggestions in the Chicago Ave / Grand Ave area? Hook a guy up. Or if there's someone good (good massage AND good looking) at Ozone to ask for, let me know.

[Derek110]

Golden Pussy Syndrome..

I have seen Kendy 5 times over the past couple years. I can see why people think she has GPS, and I'm not inclined to disagree completely. I think she does have an inflated sense of her skills, but she has never used that to push for more money. In fact I don't think she has ever given me a requested price for her L1. First visit I paid. 6 for the hour and. 4 for the HJ. Never complained and seemed happy to see me all follow up encounters.

Yes she is older, but I like the tight silk dresses she always wears and for her age group I would say she's a 7 out of 10 for looks. The no touching is really my biggest complaint. The massage I always ask her to go harder after the first 5 minutes and she always obliges. If she hits a sore spot I ask her to stay there for a bit and she will.

My last visit I opted for a 90 minute massage with a happy middle and happy ending. Gave 1. For the 90 and. 8 for the double HJ. About 30 minutes in she reached under while I was face down and started working the shaft. She pulled my hips in the air and started really working it. She started rubbing my asshole very gently and before I knew what was going on she had her finger in my ass and started a prostate massage. This was a first for me and I'm not sure it's my cup of tea but I did pop pretty fast. She cleaned up and massage some more flipped me and then started round two. I requested snail speed and again she obliged. She worked me really slow with plenty of ball play. Huge second pop. Clean up. Few chiropractic stretches and I was out.

I don't think I'm anything special, but maybe some folks aren't vocal enough about what they want. Last the talking is excessive, but I have perfected blocking out my wife and kids so I can easily ignore it. Everyone is entitled to their opinions but I would still see her once a year.

[ClayBillClay]

Have no idea of this one.

https://www.chicagolandbodyrubs.com/services

I am fairly certain this is CLM.

[HappyGardener]

Also I've seen the new ads for Linda spa on western and wonder if there's a changing of the guard going on there.

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See here more discussion on Linda Dpa.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...519&viewfull=1#post6663519.

[Moejoo]

Lang Ocean spa on Chicago Ave is probably the best legit massage place in Chicago. All girls are trained and really good. Not likely at all of any extras. I have been there dozens of times of the years and only twice was offered extra.

How much is the 1 hr massage there, and what kind of tip do they expect?

[SpaDude777]

Hey guys I've been looking for spots that are really good at massages and no need for extras. I've wanted to cut down on spending so just a really great massage would be ideal. If you guys have any recommendations I'm open to anything across the city or suburbs. Thanks I'm advanced. I guess one recommendation that I saw would be the Thai spa's orchid and princess spa. Any others would be great. Lucky spa is decent too with Tina there but looking for the best of the best. Thanks!

Lang Ocean spa on Chicago Ave is probably the best legit massage place in Chicago. All girls are trained and really good. Not likely at all of any extras. I have been there dozens of times of the years and only twice was offered extra.

[FuckIt216]

Now that I moved onto Archer Perfect Spa as my new favorite spa I stopped by to visit my favorite provider Sherry.

Couple customers window shopping but had another wonderful visit with Sherry.

Her and July are a must see you'll be glad you did also stopped by HKPD and had a great session with Dora from Sherry's advice and she was spot on.

Check them out guys worth the visit.

[JasonWi]

Feel free to laugh at my incompetence.

I visited The Earth today but all were busy at the time of my visit. I was curious about the Indian girl on their web site so asked the papasan if the Indian girl was working today, and he politely responded "No Indians here, but our other location has Latina and white girl" and he proceeded to give me an address on Halsted, less than a mile away.

Got to what I thought I remembered the address being, but there was no sign. Just looked like a run-down apartment. And there were two units facing the street with same address, so I certainly didn't want to risk ringing the wrong bell. So I thought I remembered the address wrong and I texted papasan who then, from another phone number, texted me the address I was at, again without specifying the unit number. I then asked for unit number and he sent it to me.

Rang bell and was greeted by two papasans, one of whom demanded my phone number. Asked to see lineup, was told to take off shoes and put slippers on. Really wasn't liking the vibe, but complied and did get to see the lineup. (Papsan shouted "1! 3!" when they didn't initially open their doors). Looked like they had three rooms.

One Asian, a white girl, and couldn't tell race of third (maybe part Latina or Philipina? White girl spoke english with no accent. Each looked to be early 30's and fit. I asked older papasan how much an hour was, and he told me "you discuss with girl".

I just felt uncomfortable so apologized to all and left.

It just didn't feel like right vibe to me so I left. Spooked for no good reason. But girls were definitely above average looking, so I may return and hope they don't remember me.

edited to update: I later googled the address and realized I stumbled upon Red Lantern.

[Clasy]

It seems to me the Latinas over there, aren't the best quality of workers, if you want Latinas try clm.

Have no idea of this one.

[SexWithJesus69]

Hey guys I've been looking for spots that are really good at massages and no need for extras. I've wanted to cut down on spending so just a really great massage would be ideal. If you guys have any recommendations I'm open to anything across the city or suburbs. Thanks I'm advanced. I guess one recommendation that I saw would be the Thai spa's orchid and princess spa. Any others would be great. Lucky spa is decent too with Tina there but looking for the best of the best. Thanks!

[Member #6439]

Had a dream with Allison (I think). I'd say early to mid thirties, soft breasts and an average ass. Nothing man made, which I appreciate.

Asked for shower (not table) where she washed me and back to the room. As usual some nipple sucking and got me hard, put cover on and OK CBJ.

Started with CG where I could slap her ass a bit, which was not bad. Then k9 on the table, k9 standing, and mish where I blew in the bag.

Prolly would not repeat but OK service, I like the variety anyway.

[Nowhere500]

After taking in the reviews for HCS, decided to take it for a spin. Angela "wasn't working" so got saddled with an older woman. She wasn't a looker.

Anywho, massage was pretty good but between in and out for the door bell and the fact that I didn't find her sexy at all, I was really disappointed. Can't imagine I'll be returning.

Summary.

Looks: 3/10.

Massage: 6/10.

Value: 2/10 ($70 house, $50 L1 tip).

It's been posted on these boards previously that nobody at HCS other than Angela is worth seeing. I've only seen Angela there and can say that I had a really great time with her. Great massage. Very pretty. Anyway, just my opinion, but you should go back and try Angela.

[IMissCutler]

Anyone else noticing the ads on bed page for CLC having weekend specials of $. 3 for 30 min? I'm not a weekend guy but if you can go it might be worth it.

Also I've seen the new ads for Linda spa on western and wonder if there's a changing of the guard going on there.

Also natural healers on Ashland had new talent a few weeks ago. I wonder who they are affiliated with and how often they switch girls.

[RichL1234]

Got to agree with ConfuciusMan here, and those three are prime examples and I'd add Jessie at Broadway to that list. They are out there for sure.

Lala who used to be at Lotus on Diversey had a J-LO ass.

If anyone knows of her where about, do share.

[SpaGuy21]

Natalie was her OG call sign when she started working there back in '21 I believe. What happened? What's the drama?

Her OG call sign was actually Amber, though that's when she got her start at Princess Thai on Belmont (before Ozone). Haha, just saying.

I got the free Massage but after that the workers would lie and claim they were busy and booked with appointments which Is A lie most Ozone costumers are usually walk-Ins.

These girls talk to each other about their clients. Who tips good / bad, who's nice, who to avoid, etc. Once you're blacklisted at any given MP, no point in going back. That or they're going to request tips up front and not cut any deals. Happened to me not long ago when a particular MT (a) told the MT (b) I was visiting that I was a bad tipper. I told that MT (b) that I had never seen MT (a) before and that I had visited with her only a few weeks prior. She still wanted a tip up front and it wasn't until I finished banging her that she said "oh, I remember you. You are a nice guy" and figured MT (a) had mistaken me for someone else.