Massage Parlor Reports

**BronteDunn** · 11-03-23 09:35

Originally Posted by Marius1977 [View Original Post]

Evening gents,

In town for a few days, and was wondering if there are any good places in town?

Any info would be helpful. PM is fine.

Thank you.

Nothing on Bainbridge nor in Poulsbo.

**Marius1977** · 11-03-23 00:20

Evening gents,

In town for a few days, and was wondering if there are any good places in town?

Any info would be helpful. PM is fine.

Thank you.

**Avn11** · 11-02-23 19:18

Went to Fall Health in Bellevue yesterday. Seemed pretty busy since I had to wait 10 min (late afternoon). Seemed like two girls working there cause the one who lead in in the room was not the one who massaged me. Probably late 30's to early 40's? HE was nice and slow that started when I was on my stomach. Didn't mention price at all which was a plus.

**GoaThillBilly** · 11-02-23 18:18

Originally Posted by MainCourse [View Original Post]

What was the total damage? Sounds intriguing.

Was wondering the same, seems TGTBT to me. I stopped in there a year or so ago and didn't like what I saw and left. Young, hot, and BBBJ? If true, that's rare in these parts.

**Main Course** · 11-02-23 17:52

What was the total damage? Sounds intriguing.

Originally Posted by Frikazoydz [View Original Post]

Had to be in this area for a business trip. After a cold evening but satisfying dinner at Happy Pho, I was longing for more Oriental experience. Something more in line with my cock in some Asian DSL. Essentially next door around State Ave and 94th Pl Ne there was this AMP that was recommended to me but never got around to it. The overall vibe was chillax and low key. But god o damn. Lucky me I got to go with Zoe. Mid twenties Asian bombshell in a tight package. Had to be like 5 feet 100 something pounds. Perky ass C cups with nips piercing through her tee. She had long straight jet black hair that was tied up at the time. With whatever basic English skills she got, she was actually quite funny / flirty. I couldn't stop staring at her lips when she was talking too. Made to be DSL for real. Her skin was like milk. Smooth and fair. She greeted me with a full-on body hug, her chest pressing against mine. When she got down to business, damn y'all, her attention to detail was off the charts. Her light fingernail strokes along my body and her soft whispers in my ear were just the beginning. The mix of hot and cold sensations was like the most intense ASMR session ever.

Whether it was more conventional rubbing or BBJ. She didn't check out one bit. Just constant and consistent positive vibes that made the whole experience that much sexier. And that movement when I was inside her mouth. The way she twirled her tongue and swayed her head was such a thing of beauty. Then the point of no return hit me so hard I almost bit my own lip off.

**Efurufe** · 11-02-23 14:43

Stopped by a new place in 11th and NE 45TH. Very exposed entrance overlooking a larger parking lot. First good sign was the separate lobby with a looked door inside the entrance. Provider was fairly attractive with a decent body. Paid $50 for half hour. She gave a good massage with some teasing before the flip. Asked what I wanted, I said I want to massage you then fuck. She has a fairly tight body, likes a hard massage, really turned me on with her moaning. A little 69 position, then RCG, CG, K9, and mish. Good session.

**Ocean Explorer** · 11-02-23 13:17

Originally Posted by MarkoRamius [View Original Post]

That lady has serious mouth skills. She knows what her mouth and tongue really are for. Good shape for her age.

Highly recommended even if you don't normally go for older ladies. Just get her on her knees and have her go to work.

As I've said many times, you can't have a better experience than with Yumi at Kings. A sweetie!

Frikazoydz · 11-02-23 12:46

Had to be in this area for a business trip. After a cold evening but satisfying dinner at Happy Pho, I was longing for more Oriental experience. Something more in line with my cock in some Asian DSL. Essentially next door around State Ave and 94th Pl Ne there was this AMP that was recommended to me but never got around to it. The overall vibe was chillax and low key. But god o damn. Lucky me I got to go with Zoe. Mid twenties Asian bombshell in a tight package. Had to be like 5 feet 100 something pounds. Perky ass C cups with nips piercing through her tee. She had long straight jet black hair that was tied up at the time. With whatever basic English skills she got, she was actually quite funny / flirty. I couldn't stop staring at her lips when she was talking too. Made to be DSL for real. Her skin was like milk. Smooth and fair. She greeted me with a full-on body hug, her chest pressing against mine. When she got down to business, damn y'all, her attention to detail was off the charts. Her light fingernail strokes along my body and her soft whispers in my ear were just the beginning. The mix of hot and cold sensations was like the most intense ASMR session ever.

Whether it was more conventional rubbing or BBJ. She didn't check out one bit. Just constant and consistent positive vibes that made the whole experience that much sexier. And that movement when I was inside her mouth. The way she twirled her tongue and swayed her head was such a thing of beauty. Then the point of no return hit me so hard I almost bit my own lip off.

After taking a moment to freshen up, I thanked Zoe for an unforgettable time as I was heading out. Maybe it was the amount of donation I left or whatever, but the way she smiled made me not want to leave haha.

**Thefourtwo5** · 11-02-23 06:05

Eastside, between Kirkland and Renton. Thanks gents.

**AussieFury** · 11-01-23 09:57

Two spas downtown one door down from each other on Jackson: Comfort and Spirit Spas. Girl who greeted me at Comfort was a hot viet-looking MILF with big boobs and a great body. But she was wearing yoga pants with panties underneath and a top with a bra underneath. Didn't stay, but someone please tell me if this girl is FS. The yoga pants generally mean no but damn she was hot.

The 12th and Jackson spas were a bust.

Sunny who's been at Karma on Alaska Way in Oct told me she's at Lulu FedWay for Nov. Fun girl and GREAT massage skills.

**GoldMinerLxv** · 11-01-23 09:11

Originally Posted by BigPurpleSnake [View Original Post]

I am interested but your mailbox is full.

Sorry about that. I cleared out a bunch of PMs but I'll PM you shortly with the details.

**BigPurpleSnake** · 10-31-23 13:08

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

I am interested but your mailbox is full.

**Avn11** · 10-31-23 11:48

Originally Posted by GoldMinerLxv [View Original Post]

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

How many people usually work there?

**GoldMinerLxv** · 10-31-23 09:27

Originally Posted by Potent [View Original Post]

I was meaning to go to the Li Masssage in W Seattle to have a regular massage. They give good massage, but no monkey business.

I have been the Li Asian Massage MANY times and even though FS is not on her menu, one woman not only gives a great massage, she also gives and great HJ. She is also the only woman who has massaged me there and she gave me a HJ on my very first visit.

Senior members can PM me for a name if you're interested in trying her.

**BuckeyeNerd** · 10-30-23 23:48

Thanks for the report, sounds like a disappointing day. Did you by chance get a name?

Originally Posted by Potent [View Original Post]

I was meaning to go to the Li Masssage in W Seattle to have a regular massage. They give good massage, but no monkey business. I only got it once from a lady there after one hell of a massage but they parted ways with her (could be that they understood she wasn't solely relaxing our back and leg muscles). Since they couldn't accommodate my walk in due to a busy schedule, I had to think alternatives. Having read the reports here (which turned out to be largely real), I decided I'd drive there and take it off my cum-bucket list.

Parked the car behind, putting on my hoodie and hoping no one I know happens to be passing by, I walked in. A girl showed her face from a back room in 10 seconds and asked me "massage? I said "yes". She asked "30 or 60?" I said 60, which was 0. 6 $ We went into one of the many rooms (I felt like all the others were empty). She asked for the money upfront. I took position fully nude.

Everything til now must seem pretty standard. What happened next was a first time for me. She came in with her smartphone, watching a video in an asian language (a dude talking). For the whole session, which was nothing near 60 minutes, she listened (or maybe also watched, not sure, back was turned) to it. At times she did taps on her phone. After 10 minutes of a 1/5 star massage on my back, her limbs came down to my ass, started feeling my hard boiled eggs. I guess that was the cue for me to turn towards her but I wasn't near done having my massage so I'd hoped she'd continue on to the legs at least.

She didn't and verbally asked me to turn. I checked time and it had been only 10 minutes (if you're thinking "Great! Then she must be in for edging you for the remaining 50 minutes! Think again. She asked me what I wanted. Options were as usual FS and HJ (didn't ask about BJ as I felt she'd suck at it). I said HJ. She showed 1 finger. I was like "what? I understood she knew the $ code. I said ok (didn't feel like haggling but you probably could). She said "for $$ I take everything off & do everything" (FS). I said "nah". I don't ever feel like it if they show 0 or minus-0 interest (pretty common in these parlors in my short experience).

It took her a machine-like, monotone 3-4 minutes of above average speed to finish me off. She didn't slow down when I began dripping (I hate this), had to hold her hand. And the second rookie mistake came (when you hold their hand, they completely stop, risk ruining your O). Luckily, it turned out fine this time. She brought paper towels and a hot towel later.

The only good is; I think she was sexier than most but I'm not a frequent in these parlors. But she was definitely in her early twenties. She was petite and fine, nice body IMHO. I'd give her an 8-9 if I saw her on the street The massage was basically a cover up and is used just as a segue to the Bom Chicka for the girl to weigh if you're cool for it. I personally prefer actual massages, at least 75% of the session duration, and an effort. That was a full miss.

Will I repeat? No. Would I recommend? Id give it a 1 star review but I could recommend only if you find who you see sexy and worth $$. 5 or so for the presumably quick and dull FS. Definitely not worth it for HJ. I imagine they'd go out of business with their current offering and prices, but I can't say for sure since good quality is a nice to have in providers of this hobby due to the never ending demand from unselective clientele for sub-par services.