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10-31-23 06:08 #32288Senior Member

Posts: 96Ariana
Had the pleasure of seeing Ariana earlier this week. Shoutout to Rich for the plug.
Really, looking over Rich's post history, it was rare to see a review in such form, so I figured, off the strength of that alone, I'll give this gal a ring. After all, it's the dead of night, she advertises as available all the time, and. . . Well, my libido sleeps about as much as count Dracula.
Initial comms take about a half hour to set up. No big deal. Again, it's the dead of night, when the only thing stirring are the shrieks off baseheads bemoaning their lack of substance. After the initial comms, she's quick to respond. Very quick. Love it when we can get straight to business.
I was fairly amused at one of the texts she sent me. Essentially, "I know I'm good. The reviews say I'm good. You SURE you want to run an hhr?" That type of boldness, oh honey, I'm expecting big things outtta you! And, kudos to you for that moxie. Got my blood pumping.
I show up a bit early. Google maps can predict estimated times of arrival in the dead of night about as well as a used car salesman can provide an estimate on new golf-course construction. So, I go kill some time before heading on up to her room. She needed the time to finish getting ready, and I'm always happy to oblige a gal who wants to make sure she's nice and ready for me.
Once I finally make my way up to her room and knock, and she opens the door. . . Wow. She wasn't bullshitting in her emboldened text to me. Definitely looks better in person than her pic's, and she looks good in her pictures. Has on some of the most jaw dropping clothes I have seen on a gal.
Eventually, after some initial pleasantries, she hops on the bed and beckons me to come join her in one of the most seductive ways possible. Who am I to refuse? As we start a little bit of the 4 p, she asks me "so how old are you" to which I reply "well, how old do you think I am". This broad hits the nail on the head, first try. Very perceptive woman. My face looks older, but my physique is my fountain of youth. Very surprised she got that, so I tell her "well I guess you'll get a prize, what do you want?
"I want that dick in my mouth. ".
Wut. WUT. Babe, ramp the intensity up from 100-1000 in zero seconds flat why don't ya. WTF how the hell did you manage to do that with one fucking sentence. True professional, I'll give her that.
And off to the we (she) goes. Phenomenal top game. I'm a sucker for a gal who will give me some eye contact, and damnit if she doesn't have some of the most seductive "ya I know you like what I'm giving you" eyes. Once again, she can ramp up the intensity like nobody's business. That initial text she sent me was no joke! Oh, but dear reader, you have no idea. . . .
We continue 4 p a little while longer, She decides to just go to dripping oil all over her body, and goddamn am I not going to take the opportunity to help spread that all around. Fuck the fact that you've got to sleep there tonight I suppose, but that's the sign of a pro at work.
She goes to reach for the mag, and I take the opportunity to give her ass a smack and indulge her a bit. Normally not my thing, but fair is fair, and truthfully I got the better end of that bargain. How quickly she flips the script from "ya I know you like what I'm putting down" to "oh my god don't you stop". I may be in the matrix (performative reference), but a steak is a steak!
She slide the cover on and hops on top. There's about a 50/50 chance that a gal doesn't want to hop on top because of size hesitation, but this gal just gets to fuckin work in no time flat. Teasing me the whole time, Jesus Christ what a tease. I decide "well, hell, I'll give it right back woman" and we just have a ball teasing each other while she goes to work.
We switch over to missionary, and. I swear to god she grabs her long, beautiful legs and pulls those damn things up to her ears!! The tricks this woman pulls out of her (nonexistant) sleeves are just too much. So my inner neanderthal just gets the better of me and I start plowing away. Eventually she gets the bright idea to start playing with herself, matching my pace and just giving the performance of a century.
Her performance gets neanderthal man working overdrive, and as I start getting close, she wraps her damn legs around me like some sort of jiu-jitsu spider monkey. Woman how is it that you know all the right moves, at all the right times? Drives me fuckin buck wild and I just can't help myself. Laying on top of her, then with her, for a few minutes after, while we savor the moment. Fantastic.
Eventually I go to throw my clothes on and bail out, and she heads off to the shower to get the oil off. I offer to scrub up her back, as any gentleman would, and she politely declines, saying that it might irritate her sensitive skin. I say to her "sensitive or not, still cute though" and wrap up a hug behind her. And she gives me this kiss on the neck, swear to god woman how the hell do you keep ramping this up even after wee are done?
Now, the question on everyone's mind: Would I revisit?
Yup. Absolutely. Her ability to ramp things up in just the right way, at just the right time. . . I mean how the hell??
https://uberover.com.listcrawler.eu/...ille/158956972
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10-31-23 05:47 #32287Senior Member

Posts: 1189No Sir, nothing at all. 🤔.
Originally Posted by Powerhouse100
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10-31-23 05:20 #32286Senior Member

Posts: 96One other idea
Pop into your local hoity-toity country club with a golf course, look for some bored middle aged housewives, whip out your pecker and give them the "you want it" eyes. Works like a charm. Or you end up on the 6 pm news. Either way, it'll give you a great story!!
Originally Posted by KidTorrid
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10-31-23 05:17 #32285Senior Member

Posts: 96Ariana
Vouching for Rich's post. Will be making one of my own in due time, but in the meantime. Yup. Yyyyyup.
Originally Posted by Rich980;6654304[URL
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10-30-23 23:44 #32284Senior Member

Posts: 1170About kash
There a reason her pics are heavily filtered. Her body is jacked and trust, she does not look good in person. There's a reason she takes pics at forgiving angles! In fact, her appearance is a wreck!
Originally Posted by KmanHobby
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10-30-23 23:20 #32283Senior Member

Posts: 477I asked too
Haven't seen a reply.
Originally Posted by Soliloquio
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Rich.
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10-30-23 23:08 #32282Senior Member

Posts: 1170About this
Just what I figured! SMH.
Originally Posted by Soliloquio
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10-30-23 22:41 #32281Senior Member

Posts: 178Sophie
Originally Posted by Powerhouse100
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Nuthin' yet.
Originally Posted by Soliloquio
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10-30-23 20:28 #32280Banned Member

Posts: 590Sophie
Nope not a word.
Originally Posted by Powerhouse100
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10-30-23 17:45 #32279Senior Member

Posts: 215Maybe try checking the Massage Parlor Reports? There are 2 of them on the first page alone. I didn't even have to search.
Originally Posted by Harley135
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10-30-23 17:35 #32278Senior Member

Posts: 448Hahahaha
No buddy. It's just a common way for guys to ask girls to virtually prove they are real. I guess she's being proactive from being asked that question so much. LOL.
Originally Posted by KmanHobby
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10-30-23 14:31 #32277Regular Member

Posts: 10Amp
Anyone try the Cagle Avenue women. Seems seedy.
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10-30-23 13:29 #32276Regular Member

Posts: 13What does this gesture mean?
I've seen this ad a few times. The picture of her touching her nose looks very intentional. Is this a secret code? What does it mean?
https://skipthegames.com/posts/jacks...9/105721733119
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10-30-23 13:28 #32275Senior Member

Posts: 1170About UTR Sophie
Anyone received any information on this one yet?
Originally Posted by Soliloquio
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10-30-23 13:20 #32274Senior Member

Posts: 401Higher end
Try Tryst and Eros.
Originally Posted by RoosterBoy
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