Massage Parlor Reports

[OddJob69]

Finally made it to unique tonight. Took luck of draw and got young 20 something with phone translator. $80 house and $180 upfront. I normally do $160 but her tongue let me know game on even though no English. She Dropped her clothes and I was getting pre-TS bath before asking what I wanted. Certainly helped negotiations as I was already in birthday suit. Gave her a nice handle to escort me across hall to TS room. Pros. Got to love the TS (table shower). Probably real close to best. Only place to top the TS positions and fun here was in Orlando where it was a full on Greek fest and then some in TS room with each available girl introducing herself and making a case for multi girl fun back in the room. I won't go into detail on the wild TS here, but don't pass the TS opportunity up. Back to room 20 or so later, no massage, straight to game time. Not sure I could have laid face down after the TS anyway. Multiple positions, karaoke mic uncovered. Lots of bare camel slides, 69, various covered Frank Sinatra tunes, then CIM finish. Cleanup, then not the best massage after to round out my time, all face up. Still groin play, but no real effort for a round two. One of you came in late session so the lackluster massage was rushed, which probably helped. As I said, not great. This place definitely not going to be confused as a licensed therapeutic massage front that is for sure. Ok, the Cons: while the sheet looked clean when I arrived, I am wondering after. No change of sheet or pillow cover after I was done. She just straightened out what was there. You've been warned. If she hadn't made the effort to straighten it up, I would have thought she was just rushing to get to next monger in room next door who just came in and they would still change before using again. But the effort to straighten kinda says no interest in putting on clean table dressing. Wasn't Monica by description as my "masseuse" was a young looker, but I couldn't understand name. Enjoy the TS, worth the trip if yours are anything like mine or others have alluded to as well.

[Glaucon]

One thing you could try is to do searches in the forums looking for "magnum" or "magnum approved". Some other guys have the same or similar challenges and their experiences might help. You could PM them for advice or tips.

Good idea! Thank you!

[BluesBalls]

Dear Lord, I reread this post just now when I was sober and I owe you a sincere apology. I wrote this post after happy hour and it made it sound like you and everyone and everyone on this board are naive idiots. You responded so kindly, and I thank you for that; I bow my head in shame. I look forward to contributing.

It takes a real man to admit when he's wrong. Some of you guys who have been around for awhile could learn from this noob.

Kudos

A2

No worries man. Thank you so much for your apology, it is very much accepted and appreciated!

[RolfTorren]

One thing you could try is to do searches in the forums looking for "magnum" or "magnum approved". Some other guys have the same or similar challenges and their experiences might help. You could PM them for advice or tips.

Gents. I want to first thank you all for having what I have to imagine is at least one of the most active, helpful forums on this site. I've been reading your posts and visiting your recommendations for a few months now and they're all spot on except for one thing.

I can't find anyone willing to do FS. I haven't shared any reports because I haven't had much to actually report about. I go to the spot, things are going great, and then I ask for FS. They typically grab junior and about half back out right then and ask if they can do oral instead. The other half take my money and say yes. Then as soon as I get hard, all of them go to the HJ only option.

All but one gave back money so that is good but I'm zero for 16 at this point trying for FS and am about ready to just stick with HJ places only as they do a better massage. I like HJ's so that's not the worst thing in the world, but yall tell some really great stories and I was hoping to partake myself..

[Tijuaniko]

I appreciate your feedback, it's something I think people should do a bit more. When you see a review about a girl you think you'll enjoy, go give her a try and then reply back to validate the post for the group. Some of these reviews definitely seem a little too good to be true, but who knows. I know most of my posts so far have been about A to Z, and I don't want to be called a shill. I just write about the places I go as honestly and accurately as I can, and I've been going there a lot compared to other places, because it has been way more hits than misses. It's MY experience, so of course others might not have the same tastes as me and might not like the girls, but at least I can give you an idea of what they are like and offer.

With that said, I went back to A to Z on Friday to try out Yuyu. She's pretty, maybe 5'6", around 100 lbs, no tattoos or scars that I could see, says she's 28, speaks only a little English but enough to not need a translator. Small butt, shaved cute little Asian pussy, natural B tits. She was another great GFE. I started with DATY and she got into it and said she came twice. She said she hasn't cum in months, so she was very happy and surprised I was able to make it happen. If it's true, I'm glad I could get her there. She tasted and smelled really good. Moving on, DFK, BBBJ w / DT. The BJ was good, tongue bath all around the balls and shaft with good eye contact. Mish, k9, standing k9, all with some nice nipple suckling (on me) in between. I asked if I could CIM and she said ok. Pounded away in k9 and as I said I was about to cum, she knew the mission, she whipped around real quick as I yanked the condom off and blew my load in her mouth as she sucked away for a bit. It was a little funny, because most girls spit into a kleenex or something pretty fast after CIM, but she held it in and calmly went to the bathroom to spit and rinse. She's another really good provider that I hope you all get the chance to meet. As I left, it sounded like Yuyu would be leaving on Sunday or Monday, but would be coming back pretty soon. My guess is for her monthly visitor. When she gets back, I'll be sure to see her again and let you all know. And I might even see Paula again since TJNiko says I might have just had a bad day.

Again, I'll start by saying I'm not posting full reviews for the time being but I wanted to get back to you, since you so clearly appreciated my previous feedback. I did not waste any time in seeing Ava and I found everything you said about her to be true. And then some. I, personally, had an extraordinary time with her. OF COURSE THOUGH, YMMV. Her size is perfect to toss around and get into all kinds of positions, which was a great highpoint for me. Her body is great although she's not the absolute most stunning lady but very cute nonetheless. She's got a darker skin tone too, which I like now and again. I'll be back for her and Paula. Enough said.

I'm glad you're considering trying Paula again. If you're experience is half what mine was, you'll love it.

Good luck to all of you out there.

-TJNiko.

[Lascivious]

I've been on the forums for awhile and almost a decade now. Seriously both the senior posters and newbs need to get their shit together and post Mesa Ridge Spa instead of "Mesa Spa" on here. I have not been here in over 5 years and was reading all the good reviews on here. I googled "Mesa Spa" and pulled the phone # from rubmaps and called the wrong Mesa Spa on Clairemont Mesa Blvd.

Anyways I went to Mesa Ridge Spa yesterday and asked for a line up. I ended up choosing the highly recommended Vivian and the spinner was worth it. Only complaint was she up charged $. 4 for BBBJ. I should have known better and should have said I've been there before when she asked if it was my first time there.

I don't like the vibe at Mesa Ridge. Check out the other reviews about how asking for Vivian elicited a shitty response from another girl that the monger didn't want to get with. I've had a similar interaction looking for a particular girl. Higher prices and shitty attitudes make me not not want to go there.

However, Vivian sounds hot. If she can really to a full DT with that sexy little body, I'd be up for it for 1.

+ HF.

[TacoBull]

Aight so I've got about an hour to bang tomorrow. Putting aside level of service etc, who is the hottest girl you know of that's going to be working tomorrow, and basic physical description since everyone's tastes are a little different? Looking for lots of opinions.

Thank you!

[Glaucon]

Gents. I want to first thank you all for having what I have to imagine is at least one of the most active, helpful forums on this site. I've been reading your posts and visiting your recommendations for a few months now and they're all spot on except for one thing.

I can't find anyone willing to do FS. I haven't shared any reports because I haven't had much to actually report about. I go to the spot, things are going great, and then I ask for FS. They typically grab junior and about half back out right then and ask if they can do oral instead. The other half take my money and say yes. Then as soon as I get hard, all of them go to the HJ only option.

All but one gave back money so that is good but I'm zero for 16 at this point trying for FS and am about ready to just stick with HJ places only as they do a better massage. I like HJ's so that's not the worst thing in the world, but yall tell some really great stories and I was hoping to partake myself.

I'm a bit of an outlier in the girth department, but I was wondering if anyone might recommend a particularly roomy lass you may have encountered who might be up for FS?

Really weird way to introduce myself to the community and I'm sorry about that, but I figured HJ's from FS shops wasn't anything y’all would want to hear about.

[DoubleEntendre]

Monica doesn't visit SD often, so I decided to stop by while she was still here. She has tanned skin, C-sized man-mades, and a nice ass. I opted to start with a table shower. Monica soaps up and does these body slides which felt pretty nice given her good figure. She rimmed while I was face down and did a pre-show BBBJ while I was face up, in addition to more body slides. Once "warmed up" we dried off and went to the room.

Monica continues her BBBJ from earlier. I let her do that for a while and then she lays face up on the table, head hanging off the edge, and urges me to face-fuck her. Monica encourages me to go all in, grabbing me by the ass and pulling my hips into her face. It was definitely a nice experience.

I transition us into mish and decide to finish there with some time to spare to end with a massage. I'm not sure if it's UFS in general or Monica in particular, but she gave a nice massage using coconut oil rather than massage oil or lotion, which I thought was a nice touch.

Monica has me turn over for a head massage and notices I'm getting excited again. She asks if I want to go again, and I ask if we could proceed in Greek, and she agrees. Monica takes it pretty well, and having a nice ass definitely helps.

All in all, Monica's service stands out from most other providers. Unfortunately, she doesn't visit SD often anymore. Monica tells me she leaves Oct 31st.

Monica is at UFS. I had the location in the title, but the title didn't post.

[OddJob69]

Last week visiting your area again I plugged Unique into gps. Took me to shopping area across street. I remember reports about parking saying to park across street. Didn't think my gps was that smart. Noticed two spas in plaza. I didn't think either was unique but I didn't see across the street I drove in on either. Time was late, so I decided to try Sunshine. Entered, paid $55 for house one hour and very attractive long hair beauty escorted to semi-private room. I say semi because even though the door closed, room setup for two or couples massage. Main area had lots of open beds, so my hopes for fun were not high. Figured maybe I would get decent massage at least. Told to strip naked so maybe things won't be so bad. Short haired Asian comes in to do massage with sheet, so now my hopes are a bit dashed again. Massage was typical AMP at times but some areas she did a better than AMP massage, mostly on limbs. After 10 she loses sheet. Things are looking up again. After 20 or so with grazes, she focused on just on inner thigh. She propped me up on all fours to make sure that area could be massaged properly. Then comes the flip. Asked for the works. She asked if I had condom. I said no. She said next time bring condom. I asked if she had one. She nodded. I showed her standard donation, she said ok and left room to get accessories. Hand job start while boobs in mouth, moved into 69. She enjoyed one orgasm (no fake, felt the convulsions). Climbed off, more hand, still no oral or riding. Jumped back on for more daty, face forward this time still reaching behind and paying attention to junior. She was getting close again, reached for lube to prime vagina, and said I want him and then slid junior now throbbing inside. Read between the lines. She was just starting orgasm two and that put me over the top as well. Finished on breasts and lady bits. Cleaned me up, then finished with a better than average massage for full hour on thighs and feet. She Tried getting jr for round two, but he was done. No Greek, but wide open menu otherwise with light coaxing and proper standard tip. She looked 20 when we started, other positions I was thinking 30 ish. So she is probably 40 something because I am horrible at guessing Asian ages. She looked good, not a cover model, but pleasant and easy on eyes. All natural, no man mades. Used Google Earth when got back to hotel to find Unique and where I made my mistake. Figured out gps took me to wrong side of main road and i should have been looking across that road and not the side street I entered on. While this was not Unique, it was still unique in the sense not what I was expecting either. Sunshine surprise.

[Param Ahmad]

Been spending more time in Oceanside / Vista / San Marcos recently, and have noticed a lot of storefronts with promising appearances. But can't find anything online (here, TER, etc) to confirm or help with the search. Rubmaps is basically useless to me until they start accepting gift card payments. Not spending enough time here to TOFTT. Can someone please PM a recommendation for a place that offers more than just HJ?

Today I looked at the first 8 or so San Diego spas or AMPs that come up on RubMaps if you select sort by most recent reviews. For each spa I looked at about the 5 most recent reviews. All were CFS and most also BBBJ. None were BBFS. $40 (30 minutes) + $140 was the lowest I saw. Oldest age I saw was 30-34. All of the ladies in the reviews I saw were Chinese or Asian.

Yes, for many of us it would be better if RubMaps accepted prepaid debit or gift cards that can be purchased anonymously.

[DoubleEntendre]

Monica doesn't visit SD often, so I decided to stop by while she was still here. She has tanned skin, C-sized man-mades, and a nice ass. I opted to start with a table shower. Monica soaps up and does these body slides which felt pretty nice given her good figure. She rimmed while I was face down and did a pre-show BBBJ while I was face up, in addition to more body slides. Once "warmed up" we dried off and went to the room.

Monica continues her BBBJ from earlier. I let her do that for a while and then she lays face up on the table, head hanging off the edge, and urges me to face-fuck her. Monica encourages me to go all in, grabbing me by the ass and pulling my hips into her face. It was definitely a nice experience.

I transition us into mish and decide to finish there with some time to spare to end with a massage. I'm not sure if it's UFS in general or Monica in particular, but she gave a nice massage using coconut oil rather than massage oil or lotion, which I thought was a nice touch.

Monica has me turn over for a head massage and notices I'm getting excited again. She asks if I want to go again, and I ask if we could proceed in Greek, and she agrees. Monica takes it pretty well, and having a nice ass definitely helps.

All in all, Monica's service stands out from most other providers. Unfortunately, she doesn't visit SD often anymore. Monica tells me she leaves Oct 31st.

[RolfTorren]

Welcome back man, and great no-bs report as usual. Anna at Zs remains a fave. Love the moment in the massage when she decides she's wearing too many clothes. What I don't like there are the doorbell interruptions and some of her coworkers stacking rooms with clients waiting their turn. She actually got frustrated with them last time. Mid-morning its usually quieter.

I took a break after another string of bad sessions and I'm slowly getting back to it.

Prior to my break I saw Lucy at Happyland. Cute, skinny, mid 40's pixie cut provider who provides a really thorough massage. She's stern with her workers which kills the vibe a bit, and the place gets a decent amount of foot traffic for it never being mentioned here. Still, a solid back up plan if the better places on ECB fall through. There is a Sophia there too. Thick with what looks like decent tits, and a tiny old lady as well. Despite what RM says, no hints of extras for me.

Coco at Apple is still there. I thought she had left. Solid masseuse and give a great scalp massage. Borderline BBW. More reports elsewhere on the board. The place gets a lot of foot traffic.

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse then finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans..

[RChangDatyKing]

A-fucking-men, dude. Amazon advertisements right in the middle of a trying to bust one. Not ideal at all.

Welcome back.

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse than finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans.

Eva at Diamond is still fun but we all know how that goes so I'll spare the details.

Need some new blood to come through. Seems like the only thing changing are the providers' ages moving upwards.

LOL I hear what you guys mean about internet radio. I had to start playing my own music from my iPhone and play my own love making music.

Anna is always great when I'm in that area. She let me pop as many times as I can. She gets pretty excited with some mutual pleasures as well.

Eva is good as well but you're right about about the providers' ages moving upward. There are a couple more ladies at Diamond that are fun, Isabella and Cindy.

[Stl Danish]

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse then finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans.

A-fucking-men, dude. Amazon advertisements right in the middle of a trying to bust one. Not ideal at all.

Welcome back.