Massage Parlor Reports

[DoubleEntendre]

Monica doesn't visit SD often, so I decided to stop by while she was still here. She has tanned skin, C-sized man-mades, and a nice ass. I opted to start with a table shower. Monica soaps up and does these body slides which felt pretty nice given her good figure. She rimmed while I was face down and did a pre-show BBBJ while I was face up, in addition to more body slides. Once "warmed up" we dried off and went to the room.

Monica continues her BBBJ from earlier. I let her do that for a while and then she lays face up on the table, head hanging off the edge, and urges me to face-fuck her. Monica encourages me to go all in, grabbing me by the ass and pulling my hips into her face. It was definitely a nice experience.

I transition us into mish and decide to finish there with some time to spare to end with a massage. I'm not sure if it's UFS in general or Monica in particular, but she gave a nice massage using coconut oil rather than massage oil or lotion, which I thought was a nice touch.

Monica has me turn over for a head massage and notices I'm getting excited again. She asks if I want to go again, and I ask if we could proceed in Greek, and she agrees. Monica takes it pretty well, and having a nice ass definitely helps.

All in all, Monica's service stands out from most other providers. Unfortunately, she doesn't visit SD often anymore. Monica tells me she leaves Oct 31st.

[RolfTorren]

Welcome back man, and great no-bs report as usual. Anna at Zs remains a fave. Love the moment in the massage when she decides she's wearing too many clothes. What I don't like there are the doorbell interruptions and some of her coworkers stacking rooms with clients waiting their turn. She actually got frustrated with them last time. Mid-morning its usually quieter.

I took a break after another string of bad sessions and I'm slowly getting back to it.

Prior to my break I saw Lucy at Happyland. Cute, skinny, mid 40's pixie cut provider who provides a really thorough massage. She's stern with her workers which kills the vibe a bit, and the place gets a decent amount of foot traffic for it never being mentioned here. Still, a solid back up plan if the better places on ECB fall through. There is a Sophia there too. Thick with what looks like decent tits, and a tiny old lady as well. Despite what RM says, no hints of extras for me.

Coco at Apple is still there. I thought she had left. Solid masseuse and give a great scalp massage. Borderline BBW. More reports elsewhere on the board. The place gets a lot of foot traffic.

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse then finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans..

[RChangDatyKing]

A-fucking-men, dude. Amazon advertisements right in the middle of a trying to bust one. Not ideal at all.

Welcome back.

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse than finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans.

Eva at Diamond is still fun but we all know how that goes so I'll spare the details.

Need some new blood to come through. Seems like the only thing changing are the providers' ages moving upwards.

LOL I hear what you guys mean about internet radio. I had to start playing my own music from my iPhone and play my own love making music.

Anna is always great when I'm in that area. She let me pop as many times as I can. She gets pretty excited with some mutual pleasures as well.

Eva is good as well but you're right about about the providers' ages moving upward. There are a couple more ladies at Diamond that are fun, Isabella and Cindy.

[Stl Danish]

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse then finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans.

A-fucking-men, dude. Amazon advertisements right in the middle of a trying to bust one. Not ideal at all.

Welcome back.

[Bearded Monger]

You given me something to look forward to, brother. I just text MMS today and she gave me the names of the new providers but I've yet to see them. Now I know where to start. I saw Paula over the weekend. I will not do a full review as I'm honoring my word to not stear anyone in the wrong direction in case they have a dissimilar experience and decide to take it up with me publicly, on the forum again. I will say this though, Paula gave ME an outstanding experience. For your sake, I wish you'd had the chemistry. She did things I've never had done before. I'm also not ashamed to say that she is the first provider to ever make me cum in under 5 minutes. Good luck to you, Bearded Monger. I'm glad to hear that I'm not the only one mining gold over at A to Z..

I appreciate your feedback, it's something I think people should do a bit more. When you see a review about a girl you think you'll enjoy, go give her a try and then reply back to validate the post for the group. Some of these reviews definitely seem a little too good to be true, but who knows. I know most of my posts so far have been about A to Z, and I don't want to be called a shill. I just write about the places I go as honestly and accurately as I can, and I've been going there a lot compared to other places, because it has been way more hits than misses. It's MY experience, so of course others might not have the same tastes as me and might not like the girls, but at least I can give you an idea of what they are like and offer.

With that said, I went back to A to Z on Friday to try out Yuyu. She's pretty, maybe 5'6", around 100 lbs, no tattoos or scars that I could see, says she's 28, speaks only a little English but enough to not need a translator. Small butt, shaved cute little Asian pussy, natural B tits. She was another great GFE. I started with DATY and she got into it and said she came twice. She said she hasn't cum in months, so she was very happy and surprised I was able to make it happen. If it's true, I'm glad I could get her there. She tasted and smelled really good. Moving on, DFK, BBBJ w / DT. The BJ was good, tongue bath all around the balls and shaft with good eye contact. Mish, k9, standing k9, all with some nice nipple suckling (on me) in between. I asked if I could CIM and she said ok. Pounded away in k9 and as I said I was about to cum, she knew the mission, she whipped around real quick as I yanked the condom off and blew my load in her mouth as she sucked away for a bit. It was a little funny, because most girls spit into a kleenex or something pretty fast after CIM, but she held it in and calmly went to the bathroom to spit and rinse. She's another really good provider that I hope you all get the chance to meet. As I left, it sounded like Yuyu would be leaving on Sunday or Monday, but would be coming back pretty soon. My guess is for her monthly visitor. When she gets back, I'll be sure to see her again and let you all know. And I might even see Paula again since TJNiko says I might have just had a bad day.

[TacoBull]

Saw Vivian for 2 hours today. She greeted me wearing daisy dukes and this plaid crop top looking hot as the sun. Cannot get enough Vivian in my life, good lord. Asked her to keep on the outfit to start, we made out and she gave me a lapdance in the daisy dukes while I felt her up in front of the mirror. Onto the BBBJ, lots of ball sucking and titty action, little noises, tongue all up and down the shaft. I stood up and she got on all fours on the table so I could play with her ass while she sucked. She rolled over and sucked it upside down, let me do a little face fucking while rubbing her pussy under the shorts. Felt too good, had to get fucking.

She changed into this red lingerie I brought her. After a bit more BBBJ because she kept going back down for more, I sat on the edge of the table while she backed her beautiful ass up onto it, did it like that for awhile then I got up for some standing doggy. Missionary next, lots of kissing and titty sucking, she arched her back and somehow looked even hotter. Next I had her lay face down with one leg straight back and the other off to the side. After only like a minute in that position I was ready to pop. She took the condom off and had me sit at the edge of the table while she kneeled on the ground and finished me off. Kept sucking after I finished nice and slow til she had every last drop. Fucking fantastic.

About 45 minutes in at this point, got a nice massage with lots of pressure. She's so tiny but when she gets in there with the elbows it's legit. Back, legs, arms, more back, then feet. The feet felt so good. I think at one point she might have been kissing and / or licking my feet. Not 100% sure on that but I heard the kissy sounds and whatever was going on back there felt great. Flipped over, about 45 minutes left on the clock, ready for round 2. I again sat on the edge of the table in front of the mirror, she brought that beautiful ass over and tucked my dick up between her legs and grinded back and forth, turning her head back to make out while my hands ran wild. She spun around and did some more BBBJ, running her tongue from my balls all the way to the tip with eye contact and a smile. I adore this woman. Doggy style on the table, then back to that laying down with one leg off to the side position because I didn't get enough of that view the first time around. She's so short that she was able to tilt her head directly back for some kisses while I was pumping away. Kept going til I was out of breath then laid down next to her, dick still inside. Finished in this sort of laying down sort of not position, propped up on one arm fucking her at a 45 degree angle. There was still about 10 minutes on the clock and she offered to massage me some more but I had errands to run. Will I be back? You can fucking bet I will. Any time Vivian is in town I will see her over and over again.

(tipped $340).

[SlaterHind]

Been spending more time in Oceanside / Vista / San Marcos recently, and have noticed a lot of storefronts with promising appearances. But can't find anything online (here, TER, etc) to confirm or help with the search. Rubmaps is basically useless to me until they start accepting gift card payments. Not spending enough time here to TOFTT.

Can someone please PM a recommendation for a place that offers more than just HJ?

[Amp Hunter 101]

Also real shame about Leah at Wildflower if its true she's gone. Glad I was able to see her and her massive tits before she left.

Spoke with Tina at Wildflower she said Leah will be back from China Nov. 10th. She had a family emergency and definitely will be back. Maybe a neighboring AMP spreading this misinformation?

[Llcj13]

It's probably best to read the actual review first before commenting on it, I basically said the same thing in it already. But glad you joined and can share your tips, welcome.

Dear Lord, I reread this post just now when I was sober and I owe you a sincere apology. I wrote this post after happy hour and it made it sound like you and everyone and everyone on this board are naive idiots. You responded so kindly, and I thank you for that; I bow my head in shame. I look forward to contributing.

It takes a real man to admit when he's wrong. Some of you guys who have been around for awhile could learn from this noob.

Kudos

A2

[LickUmGood]

Went by Lu Massage last week and they were closed for renovation. The Asian Massage place down the street, where the shooting occurred is gone for good and the place is for rent. No happiness for now in the Bells Ferry triangle.

[DoubleEntendre]

Until the end of the month.

[N00b77]

I remember reading good things about Vivian, but didn't catch her before she left several weeks ago. When I heard she had returned I decided check her out and I must say, Vivian vastly exceeded my expectations.

What distinguishes Vivian from most other providers is her elite physique. She is in really good shape, like *damn* good. She sports visible abs, firm legs, and a great round ass all on a small frame. Vivian says she exercises 3-4 days a week, and it shows! She jokes that she only works her butt, haha.

During the massage Vivian was very attentive, asking if it was good and if I wanted it harder or softer. I really appreciated the care she gave and as a result her massage was really relaxing. On the flip she gave a great tease before moving down for BBBJ. To me, her technique is fucking fantastic. Even more, she takes it to her throat and makes these erotic BJ / throat / mouth sounds. I was pretty much ready to blow at that point so I had us transition to the main event.

I tried to make this part last but between her sensual tease, excellent BBBJ, and great physique I didn't stand a chance. She's really great on top, and she definitely knows how to use her body to her advantage.

AAA provider in my opinion, will definitely repeat.

I can attest to this. She's definitely not to miss! Holy moly that bod!

Though her voice threw me off a bit, way too squeaky for my taste LOL. But will not stop me from seeing her again. Said her last week is next week.

[BluesBalls]

You must be old as hell. Try her being in her 40's.

I think this forum is really reliable and trustworthy but I've noticed that dudes are way off on their age estimates for these women.

I don't think people do it intentionally and Ill stop short of calling fellow posters "old as hell" but I just tend to take it with a pound of salt when people say a girl is 19 or in her 20's. I believe you can find girls that young through an agency, but at an AMP you are lucky if she isn't at an age where shed start to plan for dentures. I may be unlucky but I don't think I've seen an AMP girl in her 30's for a long time. But I don't mind them in their 40's. These Asian girls just age so well people think theyre younger than they actually are. So when guys say they're 20 or so I just take it to mean they appear youthful, not that they are actually young even if the mongers think they are.

Just my two cents since there were two people calling out inaccurate age estimates recently.

Also real shame about Leah at Wildflower if its true she's gone. Glad I was able to see her and her massive tits before she left.

[Lascivious]

This won't help if they're straight up dodging it but a tip for better CIM experiences. Bromelain. Chemical from pineapples that helps with digestion and makes your cum taste sweeter. Since I started taking it I've been getting a lot of shots where they keep sucking after I cum or just hold the dick in their mouth for a bit after I've finished. It's a nice way to end a session.

For the cum dodging I'd just recommend using Google translate to make it perfectly clear what you want beforehand.

I ask them up front through G translate, make it super clear what I want and sometimes they just can't take the big load. Sometimes a good amount starts coming out before I actually hit full orgasm and really start to fully unload. Some take it like champs but some don't. Can't get much more clear than to start to stroke it, tell them to open their mouth, take aim and tell them I going to cum. Haha.

The last time I barely held my load after some started coming out and she went to spit it into the tissue. I ran over and asked her to get back on it and take it. It filled her mouth and she motioned as if to ask if I'd like her to give it back to me, snowball style. Hell no. No snowballing for me.

Emma is gone from the other location and the new girl said she doesn't know where she is. I wish that I could get with the MMS and track some of these girls down. They say they don't have phone cards yet.

As for Vivian at Mesa, does she really take it down into her throat or just bang it into the back mouth? I can't get them to really push it all the way down in where it turns the corner so to speak. Like in those throat bulge videos.

[Cruzier1]

I took a break after another string of bad sessions and I'm slowly getting back to it.

Prior to my break I saw Lucy at Happyland. Cute, skinny, mid 40's pixie cut provider who provides a really thorough massage. She's stern with her workers which kills the vibe a bit, and the place gets a decent amount of foot traffic for it never being mentioned here. Still, a solid back up plan if the better places on ECB fall through. There is a Sophia there too. Thick with what looks like decent tits, and a tiny old lady as well. Despite what RM says, no hints of extras for me.

Coco at Apple is still there. I thought she had left. Solid masseuse and give a great scalp massage. Borderline BBW. More reports elsewhere on the board. The place gets a lot of foot traffic.

Anna at Z's still doing her thing. I wish they'd spring for internet radio without ads. Nothing worse then finally relaxing and an announcer comes on talking about loans.

Eva at Diamond is still fun but we all know how that goes so I'll spare the details.

Need some new blood to come through. Seems like the only thing changing are the providers' ages moving upwards.