Massage Parlor Reports

[Coopertars]

Dude! Thank you so much. You just saved me $200. Had an appt booked and would have been so mad had I gone through with it. I had done a reverse image search on the photos in her post and they came back to some other name and were posted back in 2013. My spidey sense was goin off that it was either a catfish or sting.

Thanks!

Buy me a beer or two, friend!

[BigFacts Boy]

What's up fellas. Anyone know of some spots that offer a waxing?

[Lukkylou]

CLC is just ok in a pinch. The broads are somewhat attractive, but older. Sarah is probably in her late 40's with obvious baby damage. Another one that was getting a lot of hype recently, can't remember her name, was also in her 40's. Cuter, but still an old broad. Yes it's overpriced. The place is clean and neat, but the pay first policy is annoying. The girls are passive and will always give you a decent massage. So hearing hype about a new hot broad there is more than likely monger exaggeration. The only, ONLY, Korean that was reported as a hot little thing was Mink out in the NW burbs and even she was older than the Chinese girls in Chinatown area.

Orange, has a ton of puss rotating through there, but can get extra busy. It's also in a shithole area and there are cameras everywhere. The talent at orange is most definitely younger and some of the girls are extremely cute. Overall service varies, but for me, it's so much more satisfying railing a young tight little Chinese doll there. Some have struggled to take the pounding, but they have all been troopers about it. I've only had one young cute one at Orange that had a hallway puss. Also, the girls at Orange will BBBJ no problem. The place is kind of dumpy, but the pricing is fair. Massage? Maybe. I wish they offered an outcall option honestly.

I honestly prefer orange over all the other Chinese joints. The mamasan there has a great recruitment strategy going since she seems to have no problem stocking the place with youngish and attractive, slim puss. Yes, there have been a couple duds, but a lot less than all the other spots.

[ReallyNotSayin]

Tried to see her back in Naperville back in the day. Never bit the bullet because something seemed off about her ad and the location she provided out there. Recently saw she was posting near me in the city and did some recon to try to figure out if it was a scam or not.

Decided to take the plunge last week and was pleasantly surprised. The pictures aren't her (or maybe they are her from like back in college or something. She works out of a large office space with personal rental rooms so I thought ok she might be a strictly legit massage, clothes stayed on the whole during the massage. She didn't cover me with a towel so thought maybe there's still a chance. She gives a great massage very professional. She actually does a topless L1 at the end so was pleasantly surprised. She's cute and has a nice set on her. But it was $200/ hr with the L1 finish. Would recommend if cute American quite girls are your thing but there's def some better options around the city.

Dude! Thank you so much. You just saved me $200. Had an appt booked and would have been so mad had I gone through with it. I had done a reverse image search on the photos in her post and they came back to some other name and were posted back in 2013. My spidey sense was goin off that it was either a catfish or sting.

Thanks!

[Member #7009]

Visiting Chicago this weekend after a long hiatus. I have visited HKPD but don't know the others which one is your favorite, since cost is very similar?

I have a sneaky feeling that I went to Ruby a few years ago but can’t remember - all those Chinese places look similar …

Thanks!

[HappyGardener]

Okay are you the owner of CLC? There's still Spa's where entrance fee's are $60. But If you think $70 Is a good deal plus them fussin In the back about wanting more money than your part of the problem. I stopped by CLC yesterday and had Rita she wasn't cool like the 1st time I had her she demanded she wants 100 bucks or more per costumer and she had an odd smell. The Mamasan had to come and finish off my Massage Rita's attitude was that bad. Rita's okay looking but the Asian's at CLC are basic looking nothing different than what Princess Spa Orchid has and even they charge $45 for entrance fee. I heard even Broadway Spa up North has A nice line up of younger Asian cuties.

Maybe it's your attitude that puts them off because it sure comes across that way in your posts.

[FuckIt216]

As most of you know I've always been an Orange Spa or HKPD for Christ sakes I coined the term Hong Kong Purple Door.

But I can tell you I have a new favorite place Archer Perfect Spa and had time to stop by this afternoon and was greeted by Sherry and YuYu from previous review -Sherry led me to the room started with a great massage for about 15 minutes and then on the flip we chatted and agreed on a dollar amount for covered everything (which I prefer) and service was amazing. Sherry is definitely on a must experience list she is the bomb beautiful body and face awesome personality she is 1000% GF material.

Also YuYu is pretty kick ass also so serious guys the spa is right across from Jewel on Archer & Western. Very easy free street parking and the numerous times I have been there no one has been there and the girls always take their time and the table shower is legit.

So do yourself a favor check out Sherry and YuYu today or this weekend (YuYu) is only here for 4 more days.

Love this place. All the girls they rotate are awesome never a bad experience.

[Coopertars]

Hey all. Long time listener first time caller.

Been struggling to find a good provider since my regular, Ivy, left the city for the burbs. She was fire!

Anywho, wanted to find out if anyone had experience with Raven on the north side?

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...y-rubs/2487493

I'm very intrigued.

I'm looking for something on the north side (ish) and have been seeing Lucy at Broadway who is great but a little tired of the upsell and I'm actually a huge fan of mutual touch. No need for FS, maybe an occasional BJ, but really enjoy some mutual playing and that's off the table at Broadway. Was also thinking about trying Jenna the "French strawberry blond" if anyone knows her.

Tried to see her back in Naperville back in the day. Never bit the bullet because something seemed off about her ad and the location she provided out there. Recently saw she was posting near me in the city and did some recon to try to figure out if it was a scam or not.

Decided to take the plunge last week and was pleasantly surprised. The pictures aren't her (or maybe they are her from like back in college or something. She works out of a large office space with personal rental rooms so I thought ok she might be a strictly legit massage, clothes stayed on the whole during the massage. She didn't cover me with a towel so thought maybe there's still a chance. She gives a great massage very professional. She actually does a topless L1 at the end so was pleasantly surprised. She's cute and has a nice set on her. But it was $200/ hr with the L1 finish. Would recommend if cute American quite girls are your thing but there's def some better options around the city.

[WoodWorker9]

Tokyo. Had a dream about this place. Everything mentioned before is accurate. They're rotating new talent every 2-4 weeks or so I believe, so you won't be bored. Don't go here for a massage, it'll be minimal but completely open menus available.

Ozone. See previous post. Used to love this place but my last two visits were bad. New mamasan has the girls increase prices and charge for every piece of clothing removed. And the massage is non-existent with some of them. No thanks.

Sxl. Haven't been here in quite awhile, since the ol mamasan was there. She wasn't there this time. Had a young spinner, I forget her name (it's been mentioned in here a bunch already) but she gave a pretty great massage. All other reports on this place are as accurate as can be.

Princess Thai. This was a weird one. Everything from their website to the actual business screams that this place is 100% legit, but nope LOL. I probably should've done some research on this forum before attending because I honestly just wanted a regular massage LOL. I was greeted by some nice teasing in the middle of the session, to my surprise. After a pretty good massage, L1 was offered. Who am I to say no? . 6 tip for the service. I believe that's all that's offered here but I'll be returning as the massage was actually pretty solid and sometimes I like a nice release after.

[WoodWorker9]

Yeah, Karly has left Ozone. I personally couldn't stand Ozone. Outside Cindy most was trouble and would be rude If you didn't tip what they wanted (Gina and Natalie). A lot of them are a lot older than what a lot of yall thinking. Sasha told me she's 45 now that's pushing 50 and I can tell Natalie was old she had tons of grey hair. Natalie the other Black butthole who claims to be "Brazilian" just like Karly. Ozone Is garbage there's so many better Spa's cheaper at that. Princess Thai Orchid, Sunkiss, Chinatown Apartments or T-Pro there's so many new Spa's on Irving Park I might look Into.

I have to agree. It sucks because Ozone used to be my favorite place. I'd also get a decent massage, they had different girls rotating in who were pretty hot and you could get a topless L1 for. 6 . Now they're a money grab with bad service. Seems like that's been the case since the new mamasan took over.

[SoapBerry]

Thank you Chicago, well balance forum that have the bad and don't but also the good! Which sometimes is hard to find. Anyway, I was in need of a good massage and complete service. Got Coco, I made it clear I really need a massage and it was great, standing with her feet, she took care of all my sore muscles. Following recommendations from here, opted high, a little high 240, since it is BBFS, she said 300. Find. It was okay (also needed) and then she finished the hour (80 house) finishing with a nice feet, scalp massage. It certainly broke the bank but will consider returning in the future.

[GMoney05]

Way back in the 1990's, we were paying $60 to get in to a spa. For the price to go up $10-20 over the course of 30 years is not shocking to me. Considering rent, electricity, water, gas, consumables have all gone up in that time, I'm surprised it's not more. Bought a hamburger in a bar lately? $12-15. Gone to a sporting event lately? How much were tickets? And beer? I used to by standing room only tickets at Hawks games fir $11 and two old styles snd be out $20. You are obviously bothered by the price for CLC. You and others have mentioned it several times. It's pretty simple. Vote with your pocketbook and don't go.

Okay are you the owner of CLC? There's still Spa's where entrance fee's are $60. But If you think $70 Is a good deal plus them fussin In the back about wanting more money than your part of the problem. I stopped by CLC yesterday and had Rita she wasn't cool like the 1st time I had her she demanded she wants 100 bucks or more per costumer and she had an odd smell. The Mamasan had to come and finish off my Massage Rita's attitude was that bad. Rita's okay looking but the Asian's at CLC are basic looking nothing different than what Princess Spa Orchid has and even they charge $45 for entrance fee. I heard even Broadway Spa up North has A nice line up of younger Asian cuties.

[GMoney05]

I thought Natalie and Karly were the same person? Who's Gina? Princess and Sunkiss are good spots. T-Pro smells like mold and a lot of the spots on Irving Park are Papasan places which can range anywhere from amazing to horrible but tend to lean more heavily towards the latter.

Hold on wait so Natalie and Karly are the same person? Why change names at the same Spa?

[GMoney05]

Can you actually get a L2 or L3 at T-Pro?

Yes, I get A BJ all the time there just pay around 160.50 entrance fee which Is understandable and extra 100-110.

[BadDances]

Hey fellas,

Forgive me as this is my first post under this new handle. Lost my login info for this and my email. (I mostly had Denver reports from old handle and only a couple here in Chi). I've been looking high and low for a true Deepthroat champ (or at least a contender). Can anyone help out? I'm not huge but def above average for a slim white guy. Ethnicity doesn't matter a whole lot. More focused on spinners or as close to as possible and attractiveness. FF would be nice as I've never gotten to do that. Covered or not. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. DM or reply to post, doesn't matter. I promise to post my experience and give a rating. Also can help out if ever need some direction in Denver. I have tried Karly and she couldn't get 2/3 of Jr. Down. She is ok but I know there is better out there. I will post in the "truly into bbbjnqns" section and escort section too. Thanks in advance for any help!

P.S. Ofcharlie, and others like him, thank you for all the topnotch info you provide here.

I hate to say it but Karly is a contender for that. We all talk about anal with her but she sucks a mean cock and would be into the challenge.