Massage Parlor Reports

[WoozerBuck]

Are there any massage therapists that wear a G string?

That works.

[Ump1969]

I thought Natalie and Karly were the same person? Who's Gina? Princess and Sunkiss are good spots. T-Pro smells like mold and a lot of the spots on Irving Park are Papasan places which can range anywhere from amazing to horrible but tend to lean more heavily towards the latter.

Just had a funny thought. Listening to you guys and your price ranges. I never did hear what Robert Kraft paid down in Florida. I'm quite sure he can afford more than any of us.

[ClayBillClay]

Hey fellas,

Forgive me as this is my first post under this new handle. Lost my login info for this and my email. (I mostly had Denver reports from old handle and only a couple here in Chi). I've been looking high and low for a true Deepthroat champ (or at least a contender). Can anyone help out? I'm not huge but def above average for a slim white guy. Ethnicity doesn't matter a whole lot. More focused on spinners or as close to as possible and attractiveness. FF would be nice as I've never gotten to do that. Covered or not. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. DM or reply to post, doesn't matter. I promise to post my experience and give a rating. Also can help out if ever need some direction in Denver. I have tried Karly and she couldn't get 2/3 of Jr. Down. She is ok but I know there is better out there. I will post in the "truly into bbbjnqns" section and escort section too. Thanks in advance for any help!

P.S. Ofcharlie, and others like him, thank you for all the topnotch info you provide here.

[WalkingHard]

Yeah, Karly has left Ozone. I personally couldn't stand Ozone. Outside Cindy most was trouble and would be rude If you didn't tip what they wanted (Gina and Natalie). A lot of them are a lot older than what a lot of yall thinking. Sasha told me she's 45 now that's pushing 50 and I can tell Natalie was old she had tons of grey hair. Natalie the other Black butthole who claims to be "Brazilian" just like Karly. Ozone Is garbage there's so many better Spa's cheaper at that. Princess Thai Orchid, Sunkiss, Chinatown Apartments or T-Pro there's so many new Spa's on Irving Park I might look Into.

I thought Natalie and Karly were the same person? Who's Gina? Princess and Sunkiss are good spots. T-Pro smells like mold and a lot of the spots on Irving Park are Papasan places which can range anywhere from amazing to horrible but tend to lean more heavily towards the latter.

[HappyGardener]

Separately, I can't seem to get a handle on the tipping. In NoVa where I monger, L1 is standard $40 (if just HE) - $60 (with roaming, nursing, etc involved) tip, $80-100 if nude with mutual touch. L2 is $100-120, and L3 is $120 low end up to $160 (which I generally don't do for a 30 min session). All of these are tips on top of house fee of $40-60

Happy mongering and thanks in advance.

Oh look. Real tip numbers. And the forum and the internet survived.

[Subarusti]

Yeah, Karly has left Ozone. I personally couldn't stand Ozone. Outside Cindy most was trouble and would be rude If you didn't tip what they wanted (Gina and Natalie). A lot of them are a lot older than what a lot of yall thinking. Sasha told me she's 45 now that's pushing 50 and I can tell Natalie was old she had tons of grey hair. Natalie the other Black butthole who claims to be "Brazilian" just like Karly. Ozone Is garbage there's so many better Spa's cheaper at that. Princess Thai Orchid, Sunkiss, Chinatown Apartments or T-Pro there's so many new Spa's on Irving Park I might look Into.

Can you actually get a L2 or L3 at T-Pro?

[Ron M]

You want good service or experience? You're going to have to pay more. Paying a cheap price for a fun time is rare these days. What you paid for even 10 years ago doesn't apply today.

[HappyGardener]

I'm still shocked that an Asian Spa has the high fee of 70 for entrance.

Way back in the 1990's, we were paying $60 to get in to a spa. For the price to go up $10-20 over the course of 30 years is not shocking to me. Considering rent, electricity, water, gas, consumables have all gone up in that time, I'm surprised it's not more. Bought a hamburger in a bar lately? $12-15. Gone to a sporting event lately? How much were tickets? And beer? I used to by standing room only tickets at Hawks games fir $11 and two old styles snd be out $20. You are obviously bothered by the price for CLC. You and others have mentioned it several times. It's pretty simple. Vote with your pocketbook and don't go.

[Vanilla Lover]

I can vouch for Ivy. Spinner and worth it but CLC is so expensive. Wish I could go more. I know people ask about the line up. It's on my mind to because I have a hunch there's more and better. But Ivy is solid and good. No complaints -- ask for her for sure. She's great. Also, Sarah. Damn $80 just to walk thru the door. I never do TS so IDK. Sorry fellas. CLC is worth it.

I haven't been there in a little bit, how's Ivy look like? I can definitely vouch for Sarah, she's not as often available to see but make sure you try to request her before paying a visit.

Sarah has a homely look when fully clothed but she definitely has a sleeper build look to her! She has an athletic body that's surprisingly toned. Oftentimes her pussy is shaved or has a small landing strip. Her tits are nice C cup sized and look perfect on her small frame. Pussy feels good, skin is smooth and she can give a really good massage like one of those tough massages.

She's incredibly accommodating and I absolutely love our sessions together.

She's just outside the spinner build but it not a bad thing since he has a fantastic ass and tits.

I know it's a bit pricier than the stuff in the south side or way out north in the Korean parlors, but it's super close for me so while some other options out there are better, I ain't driving over an hour to and from in bad traffic. Just wait till it snows!

DM me for more details if you want.

[Dbry4281]

I highly doubt it! She only does CBJ, and doesn't seem like she would do something like that, go with the Chinese girls if your looking for rimming.

Does the Latina Natasha at Orange do rimming too?

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[ReallyNotSayin]

What is the upsell w/ Lucy if there is no mutual touching? Thank you!

Also would love to know if Leena is real. Looks a little too good to be true.

Regarding your question about Lucy, she'll provide CBJ / CFS. Just no FIV, DATY, etc.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Are there any massage therapists that wear a G string?

Not sure if this meets your wishes but you might try Isabelle Pomares who works in a one piece lingerie teddy. Gstring would not look good on her figure because she's a little rounder but in a good way and I think gstrings are best on the skinnier chicks. She's American independent. Easy to google. Flat rates on her site indicate topless or nude finish. Handjob enhanced with a little tittle rubbing but nothing more and be warned the session goes strictly according to her rules. Don't fuck around. But if you are cool with that she's very nice, 420 friendly. Private apartment near north.

[ShuperShtar]

I haven't been to orange yet, but on their site I thought it was funny that the correspondence picture they post for Natasha was not great! What a weird thing to do, to post fake photos of one of their women and then a text saying the session sucked.

https://top1spa.com/view/162

A high percentage of the Eastern European girls that are at the Asian spas / agencies are like that LOL. Better to just say it upfront so your not disappointed.

[GMoney05]

My experience was 100 for a naked handshake, which included lying next to me while I sucked on those glorious melons.

Yeah, she did that for me naked Handshake but sitting her fine ass upin my face. Most Spa's nowadays they want 100 bucks for naked Handshakes. I'm still shocked that an Asian Spa has the high fee of 70 for entrance.

[GMoney05]

Is Karly or Bambi done working at Ozone? She should actually change her name to WhamBam or BoomBoom IMO.

Yeah, Karly has left Ozone. I personally couldn't stand Ozone. Outside Cindy most was trouble and would be rude If you didn't tip what they wanted (Gina and Natalie). A lot of them are a lot older than what a lot of yall thinking. Sasha told me she's 45 now that's pushing 50 and I can tell Natalie was old she had tons of grey hair. Natalie the other Black butthole who claims to be "Brazilian" just like Karly. Ozone Is garbage there's so many better Spa's cheaper at that. Princess Thai Orchid, Sunkiss, Chinatown Apartments or T-Pro there's so many new Spa's on Irving Park I might look Into.