Massage Parlor Reports

**ChiefQueef** · 10-26-23 09:04

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Sorry you missed my follow up post "the rest of the story". Seems the girl got fired the day after my visit. Appears the boss reads the forum and fired her in front of her family.

I see yeah now I'm up to speed. Thanks.

**DisMan6** · 10-26-23 02:28

Recently dreamt that I visited the Amy (with the nice butt) who worked at the spa next to Eastern in Fairfax due to the nice reviews she's gotten on the board. However I was very disappointed. She's probably in her mid to upper 50's, doesn't have a cute face, and didn't really have a nice body either in my opinion.

I'm sure she's nice and a fun time for many but I had a very tough time finding time they weren't busy and then was left a bit disappointed by the reality. In the end, I didn't partake. Different strokes for different folks though.

**JackGolfer53** · 10-25-23 20:49

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

Is anyone else getting a weird interface on bedpage?

I have been for a couple of days now. Not sure why but it is very difficult to see / use.

**KidFarian** · 10-25-23 20:31

Is anyone else getting a weird interface on bedpage?

**TheRabbit** · 10-25-23 17:47

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

Last week I reported on a visit to a new place with a surprise ending. Now for the rest of the story;.

Today I popped in for a repeat visit and was greeted by a different girl who looked similar to not quite the same as last week. Went for a Hr massage and it was indeed a good massage but that's all. Just like massage envy she stuffed a sheet between my legs to not see or touch anything. About half way through the massage I asked her if another girl worked there and she said no. I replied really? I thought I had seen another girl recently and she said she got fired yesterday. I looked surprised so she took out her phone translator and explained in detail.

She said the boos (a Chinese man) fired her because a customer talked about her doing nasty things. After she was fired she returned with he husband to argue for her job and the boss laid out all the details. The original girl then admitted that she let a customer early in the day touch her because she thought the customer would leave. The girl giving the massage today said the original girl was bawling tears and her husband was going to divorce her and her kids were ashamed.

I just finished my massage, tipped, and left never to return. I feel bad that she was fired and now has family problems but can't regret posting. Here was a girl working in an AMP who knowingly got me hard without any encouragement, then asked for an early flip to give me a HJ without me suggesting anything, and finally allowing me to slip her clothes off and fondle her entire body including fingering and nursing. After looking at the yelp ad again I am pretty certain the girl that took care of me last week was the one picture in the ad. If anyone sees her again there let me know but I won't be going back.

Damn the sucks I hope that mamasan gets fired herself.

**Loader401** · 10-25-23 14:37

Originally Posted by ChiefQueef [View Original Post]

I had no luck and suspect if your report is even accurate.

I was in the area and decided to try this out. I went in she barely speaks English. OLD as fuck as expected; more like a GILF Than a MILF (minus the ILF).

Paid for a massage. Stripped naked and went on the table. It was actually a good massage.

She does her routine then a beeper goes off and she acts like she has another client coming.

I checked around the room and saw signs warning to keep your boxers on and warning against sexual solicitation. I waited to see if she'd come back and I motion for HE. She points to the signs and acts like she can't understand and that she doesn't do that blah blah.

I get dressed and on my way out she has the nerve to inquire about a tip. I said no HE, no tip and left.

Good massage, but led under false pretenses and won't waste the gas next time.

First- As always, YMMV. That is the first and foremost advice for anyone playing in this game.

Second. If you have been part of this board long enough, you would have seen plenty of his reports that he has graciously shared with us.

Third. There have been many mongers here that have partaken (myself included) in places he reported and have gotten the same level of service.

Lastly. YMMV. Sometimes it's just your day to get stonewalled. The last thing I would do is accuse someone of a false report that has contributed so much.

Personally, I've been on the receiving end of above par service through the years. Maybe it's my demeanor, my younger looks, or the fact I stay in shape that has played in parts where I've gotten PSE in a normal setting. I've gotten BBFS from places that only have gotten CBJ or less. I have also been on the bad end where I've gotten accused of being a cop or whatever and gotten zilch. I didn't pass go, I didn't collect 200 dollars. I suspect it to be just my day. Chalk it up as a loss and move on.

**FourNick8** · 10-25-23 14:26

Originally Posted by ChiefQueef [View Original Post]

I had no luck and suspect if your report is even accurate.

I was in the area and decided to try this out. I went in she barely speaks English. OLD as fuck as expected; more like a GILF Than a MILF (minus the ILF).

Paid for a massage. Stripped naked and went on the table. It was actually a good massage.

She does her routine then a beeper goes off and she acts like she has another client coming.

I checked around the room and saw signs warning to keep your boxers on and warning against sexual solicitation. I waited to see if she'd come back and I motion for HE. She points to the signs and acts like she can't understand and that she doesn't do that blah blah.

I get dressed and on my way out she has the nerve to inquire about a tip. I said no HE, no tip and left.

Good massage, but led under false pretenses and won't waste the gas next time.

Sorry you missed my follow up post "the rest of the story". Seems the girl got fired the day after my visit. Appears the boss reads the forum and fired her in front of her family.

**RyanHarvey** · 10-25-23 14:25

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

https://crystalcityrestaurant.com/ ?

Haven't been there in years, others may know better.

She's not listed under the Dancers gallery so I doubt it.

**ChiefQueef** · 10-25-23 14:14

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

I had no luck and suspect if your report is even accurate.

I was in the area and decided to try this out. I went in she barely speaks English. OLD as fuck as expected; more like a GILF Than a MILF (minus the ILF).

Paid for a massage. Stripped naked and went on the table. It was actually a good massage.

She does her routine then a beeper goes off and she acts like she has another client coming.

I checked around the room and saw signs warning to keep your boxers on and warning against sexual solicitation. I waited to see if she'd come back and I motion for HE. She points to the signs and acts like she can't understand and that she doesn't do that blah blah.

I get dressed and on my way out she has the nerve to inquire about a tip. I said no HE, no tip and left.

Good massage, but led under false pretenses and won't waste the gas next time.

**FourNick8** · 10-25-23 13:10

Have a question about your prior conquest.

**DoYouKnow** · 10-25-23 12:14

Originally Posted by TheRealMrdj [View Original Post]

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

I would give her a 8/10 on looks, 10 on the man mades D cup, just simply perfect and her nipples. She is a peach. She is now my ATF. I would repeat as long as she stays there, some of the best talent I have seen in awhile. Limited English, so please be patient, kind, and great hygiene. Hard to find some gems around her like her so don't mess her up. She is keeper. EverGreen G2 - Fairfax.

**The Real Mrdj** · 10-25-23 10:00

Originally Posted by RoboMayor [View Original Post]

Old FF Evergreen. New Linda Do you have a link to this spa, she sounds like a keeper!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...airfax-va-5881#rubmaps.

**BenDiesel30** · 10-24-23 22:41

For those that like the latina women you should hit up Fhoh one day soon and ask for Alexandria. She's amazing and built like a fkn brickhouse. She will have you begging for the next visit the next day. 36 FF maybe Gs and man made bootie you can play the bongos on which she encourages. $. 5 plus house I'm going back tomorrow.

**RoboMayor** · 10-24-23 19:40

Originally Posted by TheRealMrdj [View Original Post]

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

Old FF Evergreen. New Linda Do you have a link to this spa, she sounds like a keeper!

**EngrossingMILF** · 10-24-23 17:41

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...676123469.html

She's older and may not be for everyone. I know someone else reported about Sheba a while back and didn't have a good experience. While you won't get FS from her, I suspect she'll only do HE if she feels comfortable around someone and they're not pushy. (Maybe they need more than one visit.) That's the impression I got when I spoke with her on the phone a while back.

She's only doing outcalls now, and I can never set up a time with her because of my schedule, but I'm trying.

It's rare having a good Indian provider. Looking for a nice Indian gal price range is $$.