Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #6432** · 10-24-23 22:34

She does have the ability to take you someplace new and quite delightful. Even if it is the opposite direction. I need to get my calendar right and visit her again.

Originally Posted by TypicalDude [View Original Post]

Today after I left my appt with Milan, I accidentally turned onto the highway, heading in almost the opposite direction I needed to go. And I didn't even care.

This is my review.

**Cassidy69** · 10-24-23 20:39

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Am I just old? Or do any others of you men react like I do to the "she dropped a string of saliva into my mouth" action? I have no positive reaction to having that happen to me. It's only happened a couple times, and I never went back to that provider. It's not like I'm germ phobic. If my ATF did it I would still see her, but ask why she's doing it. And I absolutely adore intimate actions with a beautiful woman that involve her body fluids. But the spit action has no arousing impact on me at all. Quite the opposite. My reaction is similar to when I see a posted ad for a provider and she promotes herself with a photo of her middle finger flipping off the viewer. Just not appealing or attractive to me. So. Is it generational and I'm just getting old? Or is there some arousal associated that I am just missing? To me it seems like the "Emperor is wearing no clothes" story. Maybe everyone is just influenced by the perception that it should be arousing, but it really isn't.

Discuss.

G2.

LOL, I'm with you Gene. You spit in my mouth it will not end well, LOL. He'll I don't even like someone shoving their tounge in my mouth. Don't get me wrong I LOVE to kiss. If you have excellent breath (yes I'm obsessed) and you aren't all tounge. But I too am wary of cold and flu season, LOL. Not because I'm old, but because I got kids and I get sick then they get sick then it's this awful cycle. LOL. This is why I always keep listening handy for before and after too. But. In AW'S defense, I don't kink shame. I may laugh a little, but If you're paying I'm spraying, LOL.

**WayneJWorld** · 10-24-23 17:51

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Thanks AW.

As I re read my post it comes off more judgmental than I intended. I thank you for your kind response. I guess what I wonder is what is the thrill of that particular action? Or is just wild enough to be intriguing?

Curious.

G2.

G2 the title for the 1st inquiry was "Cold and Flu Season". Yep that may be a sign you're getting old. Thinking back to my 20's /30's who cares. A warm wind blows and I got a hard on, I didn't care what the risk were to take care of the itch. Now it's 9:00 pm and dark out and I get the itch. Nope I have a good book to read, I'm staying home. Just get your flu and Covid shots before you head out.

**RaulJulia** · 10-24-23 16:41

Originally Posted by LoveTheLips [View Original Post]

It's been a long, long time since I've stepped foot in that place. Is there anyone worth seeing there these days?

Saisha. IMO Saisha. I won't say "only Saisha" b / c the last time I was there I saw 2 providers on the premises that I hadn't seen before. But Saisha has never disappointed me. Others there have.

**TypicalDude** · 10-24-23 16:35

Today after I left my appt with Milan, I accidentally turned onto the highway, heading in almost the opposite direction I needed to go. And I didn't even care.

This is my review.

**Gene2** · 10-24-23 16:33

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

That's the beauty of this world. We can enjoy different kinks and take whatever risks we deem worth it in the moment. Fortunately, there is a wonderful provider who was willing to accommodate my request. I've visited her enough times by now that she knows what I like. One cool thing worth mentioning is that if this particular activity does not appeal to you, she will not do it! It's amazing!

Different strokes for different folks.

AW.

Thanks AW.

As I re read my post it comes off more judgmental than I intended. I thank you for your kind response. I guess what I wonder is what is the thrill of that particular action? Or is just wild enough to be intriguing?

Curious.

G2.

**AspenWood** · 10-24-23 15:55

Originally Posted by Gene2 [View Original Post]

Am I just old? Or do any others of you men react like I do to the "she dropped a string of saliva into my mouth" action? I have no positive reaction to having that happen to me. It's only happened a couple times, and I never went back to that provider. It's not like I'm germ phobic. If my ATF did it I would still see her, but ask why she's doing it. And I absolutely adore intimate actions with a beautiful woman that involve her body fluids. But the spit action has no arousing impact on me at all. Quite the opposite. My reaction is similar to when I see a posted ad for a provider and she promotes herself with a photo of her middle finger flipping off the viewer. Just not appealing or attractive to me. So. Is it generational and I'm just getting old? Or is there some arousal associated that I am just missing? To me it seems like the "Emperor is wearing no clothes" story. Maybe everyone is just influenced by the perception that it should be arousing, but it really isn't.

Discuss.

G2.

That's the beauty of this world. We can enjoy different kinks and take whatever risks we deem worth it in the moment. Fortunately, there is a wonderful provider who was willing to accommodate my request. I've visited her enough times by now that she knows what I like. One cool thing worth mentioning is that if this particular activity does not appeal to you, she will not do it! It's amazing!

Different strokes for different folks.

AW.

**Gene2** · 10-24-23 11:06

Am I just old? Or do any others of you men react like I do to the "she dropped a string of saliva into my mouth" action? I have no positive reaction to having that happen to me. It's only happened a couple times, and I never went back to that provider. It's not like I'm germ phobic. If my ATF did it I would still see her, but ask why she's doing it. And I absolutely adore intimate actions with a beautiful woman that involve her body fluids. But the spit action has no arousing impact on me at all. Quite the opposite. My reaction is similar to when I see a posted ad for a provider and she promotes herself with a photo of her middle finger flipping off the viewer. Just not appealing or attractive to me. So. Is it generational and I'm just getting old? Or is there some arousal associated that I am just missing? To me it seems like the "Emperor is wearing no clothes" story. Maybe everyone is just influenced by the perception that it should be arousing, but it really isn't.

Discuss.

G2.

**WayneJWorld** · 10-24-23 06:37

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

If we are measuring per bust? 83.33.

I knew what I wanted and I got exactly that plus two complete finishes in 90 minutes in an incredibly sensational session.

I'm pleased with my choice. I've seen a lot of people here paying a lot more for a lot less. And this is safe, convenient, clean, and reliable.

This is a win for me.

Great review. I'm not one for just HJ until I read your review.

**AspenWood** · 10-24-23 01:19

Originally Posted by EDPills [View Original Post]

How much did you pay for a ruined HJ?

If we are measuring per bust? 83.33.

I knew what I wanted and I got exactly that plus two complete finishes in 90 minutes in an incredibly sensational session.

I'm pleased with my choice. I've seen a lot of people here paying a lot more for a lot less. And this is safe, convenient, clean, and reliable.

This is a win for me.

**Gene2** · 10-23-23 23:03

Originally Posted by NoseJelly [View Original Post]

G2, you got to step up your elegance of prose!

POETICIZE.

I've become almost brief and concise.

Condense.

G2.

**Love The Lips** · 10-23-23 20:51

It's been a long, long time since I've stepped foot in that place. Is there anyone worth seeing there these days?

**NoseJelly** · 10-23-23 20:35

G2, you got to step up your elegance of prose!

POETICIZE.

**ED Pills** · 10-23-23 15:30

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

Warning. This will be a longer review as there is a lot to tell.

The day after my last meeting with this insatiable mocha-skinned goddess, I got a message from her saying "Don't touch yourself or see anyone else until you see me. I have an idea. ".

She doesn't typically reach out randomly like this, but I figured what the hell, I trust her. Let's see what happens. I said challenge accepted (big HIMYM fan here).

She sends me a custom photo and video of her that I'll keep just for me, but as sexy as they were, I knew I had committed to this, so dutifully obeyed and tried to ignore the tingling sensation in my groin. I was finally able to make our schedules align over a week later, this morning. Definitely not an easy task to keep my hands to myself that long...

How much did you pay for a ruined HJ?

**Shawtren** · 10-23-23 14:48

Holy Shit! Now that is a write-up!

Well done Aspen!

Originally Posted by AspenWood [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

Warning. This will be a longer review as there is a lot to tell.

The day after my last meeting with this insatiable mocha-skinned goddess, I got a message from her saying "Don't touch yourself or see anyone else until you see me. I have an idea. ".

She doesn't typically reach out randomly like this, but I figured what the hell, I trust her. Let's see what happens. I said challenge accepted (big HIMYM fan here).

She sends me a custom photo and video of her that I'll keep just for me, but as sexy as they were, I knew I had committed to this, so dutifully obeyed and tried to ignore the tingling sensation in my groin. I was finally able to make our schedules align over a week later, this morning. Definitely not an easy task to keep my hands to myself that long.

As soon as I walked through the door, she was sitting with her back to me on a stool in a pair of booty shorts and a tight shirt, accentuating her glorious curves. Face into a large mirror as she finished applying her mascara and I locked the door behind me and waited just a moment until she spun around on the stool and addressed me...