Massage Parlor Reports

**RyanHarvey** · 10-25-23 14:25

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

https://crystalcityrestaurant.com/ ?

Haven't been there in years, others may know better.

She's not listed under the Dancers gallery so I doubt it.

**ChiefQueef** · 10-25-23 14:14

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

I had no luck and suspect if your report is even accurate.

I was in the area and decided to try this out. I went in she barely speaks English. OLD as fuck as expected; more like a GILF Than a MILF (minus the ILF).

Paid for a massage. Stripped naked and went on the table. It was actually a good massage.

She does her routine then a beeper goes off and she acts like she has another client coming.

I checked around the room and saw signs warning to keep your boxers on and warning against sexual solicitation. I waited to see if she'd come back and I motion for HE. She points to the signs and acts like she can't understand and that she doesn't do that blah blah.

I get dressed and on my way out she has the nerve to inquire about a tip. I said no HE, no tip and left.

Good massage, but led under false pretenses and won't waste the gas next time.

**FourNick8** · 10-25-23 13:10

Have a question about your prior conquest.

**DoYouKnow** · 10-25-23 12:14

Originally Posted by TheRealMrdj [View Original Post]

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

I would give her a 8/10 on looks, 10 on the man mades D cup, just simply perfect and her nipples. She is a peach. She is now my ATF. I would repeat as long as she stays there, some of the best talent I have seen in awhile. Limited English, so please be patient, kind, and great hygiene. Hard to find some gems around her like her so don't mess her up. She is keeper. EverGreen G2 - Fairfax.

**The Real Mrdj** · 10-25-23 10:00

Originally Posted by RoboMayor [View Original Post]

Old FF Evergreen. New Linda Do you have a link to this spa, she sounds like a keeper!

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...airfax-va-5881#rubmaps.

**BenDiesel30** · 10-24-23 22:41

For those that like the latina women you should hit up Fhoh one day soon and ask for Alexandria. She's amazing and built like a fkn brickhouse. She will have you begging for the next visit the next day. 36 FF maybe Gs and man made bootie you can play the bongos on which she encourages. $. 5 plus house I'm going back tomorrow.

**RoboMayor** · 10-24-23 19:40

Originally Posted by TheRealMrdj [View Original Post]

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

Old FF Evergreen. New Linda Do you have a link to this spa, she sounds like a keeper!

**EngrossingMILF** · 10-24-23 17:41

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...676123469.html

She's older and may not be for everyone. I know someone else reported about Sheba a while back and didn't have a good experience. While you won't get FS from her, I suspect she'll only do HE if she feels comfortable around someone and they're not pushy. (Maybe they need more than one visit.) That's the impression I got when I spoke with her on the phone a while back.

She's only doing outcalls now, and I can never set up a time with her because of my schedule, but I'm trying.

It's rare having a good Indian provider. Looking for a nice Indian gal price range is $$.

**The Real Mrdj** · 10-24-23 16:25

She arrived on the 15th from China. Speaks very little English. 7/10 looks; 8/10 body; 8/10 MM tits D cup (perfect shape size and proportion). 9.9/10 GFE. Had a blast! $1.4 plus house. Will repeat.

**LowerBackPain** · 10-24-23 15:02

I saw a neon sign for a place from I-95 that I knew to be an AMP years ago so I stopped by yesterday to see what was there now. Turns out a new group now occupies the space so I thought I'd TOFTT. During the session, I heard the door chime ring and I soon heard a male's voice that I took to be another customer. The guy was using all kinds of foul and profane language, yelling at the MS about a double charge on his credit card. My first thought was why would anyone use a credit card at an AMP (I always use cash) and secondly, I had to wonder what class of person uses such foul and profane language. While the scene created by this guy changed the mood of the MT with me 180 degrees I had to just chalk it up by saying even low class people have voices. I didn't notice the place's new name but their neon sign is visible from the southbound lanes of I-95 at about the 163 mile marker.

**You Chooch** · 10-24-23 13:09

I had the pleasure of meeting Laura last week. F / B / M,7/8/8. She was very pleasant to speak to and spoke good English. With her dress on she has a body of a 30 yo, once the dress came off it was a body of a 45 yo. After she massaged me, I returned the favor. She was clean shaven and enjoyed me playing with her clit where she became soaken wet! She applied the cover and I slid her to the edge of the table and pounded away. She said next time it's her turn. Standard fees, nothing outrageous. I may go back in a pinch, we clicked but I just didn't feel that connection. The tip was asked for upfront, which is fine with me and there wasn't any negotiating. Before I used to enjoy the thrill of the hunt but that doesn't exist anymore. It's too easy! Good luck to all and stay safe and treat the women nice no matter what!

**LowerBackPain** · 10-23-23 18:28

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Why in the fuck are you doxxing this person?

Can I put your info up here?

A2

**LowerBackPain** · 10-23-23 16:16

Having tried most of the places along the Franconia corridor, my continuing search for older, thin MTs with natural boobs finally led me across the street where I found M&M Wellness. Took a bit of searching to find the place (as I thought it was directly across from the others), but was met at the door by Lee. Not as old as I first thought, but what drew me in was the skirt she was wearing. I think I paid $80 for the hour and my usual $100 for the lovely. They do have a TS (hard to believe I still find some rare places that don't) and she was very thorough. The massage was good with cream instead of oil and she (Lee) was open to all. Before leaving I was introduced to the second MT there (Nipoony? Both Korean and I would repeat. The best thing I've encountered in an AMP was the position of the mirror. She said each room has the same mirror mounted horizontally which allows an added visual. Really hope more places do this as it really lets you see your MT at work. I understand that they (AMP providers) read this forum; all it will take to get me to visit (older ladies or not) is for you to lengthen and rotate that mirror so that it is parallel with the massage table. Anybody know if those are the only two or if there are any others on staff there?

**FourNick8** · 10-23-23 15:23

Drove by May Wellness this afternoon on my way to my gym across the street. There was a cute Asian woman standing on the curb in front of May talking on her phone and wearing see through black tights, a red sweater, and ballet shoes. When I left the gym 45 min later (it was a short chest day) she was still standing there like a shreetwalker. I pulled over and asked her if she worked there (pointing to May) and she said yes. I didn't recognize her though, she was thin 5'5" with a round flat face and a nice ass you could see through her sheer tights. Anyone know who she is?

**Karscfk** · 10-23-23 13:46

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

The accounts that are obviously shilling for May Wellness also have 200+ posts yet they sit firmly in my ignore list.

Are you sure you mean May Wellness? The seemingly fake accounts are for Grace at Forever Wellness. All of the accounts that have commented on May Wellness are longtime posters who are very real. YMMV, of course. And I've been to May enough times that my personal mileage has varied significantly. But Sunny and Cheri are both wonderful. Sonny is bubbly, Cheri is quiet, but both provide a tremendous sensual massage (but no FS or BJ). Some of the other providers there are less sensual, but Nicole will listen if you ask for young and sensual — she makes adjustments for me.