Massage Parlor Reports

**Karscfk** · 10-23-23 13:46

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

The accounts that are obviously shilling for May Wellness also have 200+ posts yet they sit firmly in my ignore list.

Are you sure you mean May Wellness? The seemingly fake accounts are for Grace at Forever Wellness. All of the accounts that have commented on May Wellness are longtime posters who are very real. YMMV, of course. And I've been to May enough times that my personal mileage has varied significantly. But Sunny and Cheri are both wonderful. Sonny is bubbly, Cheri is quiet, but both provide a tremendous sensual massage (but no FS or BJ). Some of the other providers there are less sensual, but Nicole will listen if you ask for young and sensual — she makes adjustments for me.

**FourNick8** · 10-23-23 12:45

Last week I reported on a visit to a new place with a surprise ending. Now for the rest of the story;.

Today I popped in for a repeat visit and was greeted by a different girl who looked similar to not quite the same as last week. Went for a Hr massage and it was indeed a good massage but that's all. Just like massage envy she stuffed a sheet between my legs to not see or touch anything. About half way through the massage I asked her if another girl worked there and she said no. I replied really? I thought I had seen another girl recently and she said she got fired yesterday. I looked surprised so she took out her phone translator and explained in detail.

She said the boos (a Chinese man) fired her because a customer talked about her doing nasty things. After she was fired she returned with he husband to argue for her job and the boss laid out all the details. The original girl then admitted that she let a customer early in the day touch her because she thought the customer would leave. The girl giving the massage today said the original girl was bawling tears and her husband was going to divorce her and her kids were ashamed.

I just finished my massage, tipped, and left never to return. I feel bad that she was fired and now has family problems but can't regret posting. Here was a girl working in an AMP who knowingly got me hard without any encouragement, then asked for an early flip to give me a HJ without me suggesting anything, and finally allowing me to slip her clothes off and fondle her entire body including fingering and nursing. After looking at the yelp ad again I am pretty certain the girl that took care of me last week was the one picture in the ad. If anyone sees her again there let me know but I won't be going back.

**CanaPunter** · 10-23-23 11:56

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

He's a senior member over 200 posts not sure fair to bash him. Looks like a good detailed review he spent time on to inform others with intel.

The accounts that are obviously shilling for May Wellness also have 200+ posts yet they sit firmly in my ignore list.

**MrEnding** · 10-23-23 11:20

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

I went the other day and enjoyed my time. She has a soft touch but moved with caution with me. On the flip she asked if I wanted a head massage and I'm sure junior poked out when the blanket was over me. She started to massage my chest and abdominal area and just went for it. Made me explode everywhere. I definitely will repeat.

**NestaM** · 10-23-23 00:07

Originally Posted by Eerock [View Original Post]

https://crystalcityrestaurant.com/ ?

Haven't been there in years, others may know better.

Saw and reviewed her about a month ago- prettier in real life, good attitude and nice, but robotic and mechanical.

Oral was okaay and she's an alright fuck but definitely rushed through it all.

One time thing for me, def wouldn't repeat.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-22-23 18:01

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

10 minute massage cannot possibly be CMT level. 4 nick obviously never been to legit massage so he throws word CMT liberally.

Cana, I sincerely believe that your contrarian and argumentative position is a positive on this forum but on this topic I feel that FourNicks has the upper hand. His reviews are consistently well written, informative and humors and he knows the subject matter.

Additionally I know a gal that will provide you with a 10 minute CMT massage with plenty of attitude to go with it.

**PrivatePyle** · 10-22-23 14:28

Originally Posted by Abrakadabra010 [View Original Post]

Can you please share the location details?

It's May Wellness on 236/ Main Street in Fairfax. Be careful when you search not to go to M&why Massage.

**Abrakadabra010** · 10-22-23 13:14

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Another true GEM. Now that sunshine "Sunny" is away on vacation, Cherry is onboard. She is such a sweet and simply gorgeous. Her massage skills are above average, almost put me to sleep. Such a sweet soft young lady. She will keep your attention for sure. I have to say the manager knows exactly she is talented and such a sweetheart. She has the right amount of attitude and people skills to keep this establishment fresh and stable with the talent. She is something special herself. Along as she is there, I will keep coming back over and over again. If they ever get a table shower, it will be deadly over there lo. Sunny definitely 10, Cherry, ill give a her an 8.5. Manager, she will always be a "10" with me.

With that being said fellow mongers, keep them around with courtesy, respect and great hygiene. That the least we can do in this hoppy. The sun don't shine forever so while it does, lets make it shine together. Happy Mongering.

Can you please share the location details?

**PomLovesThais** · 10-22-23 11:52

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

10 minute massage cannot possibly be CMT level. 4 nick obviously never been to legit massage so he throws word CMT liberally.

He's a senior member over 200 posts not sure fair to bash him. Looks like a good detailed review he spent time on to inform others with intel.

**FourNick8** · 10-22-23 10:55

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

10 minute massage cannot possibly be CMT level. 4 nick obviously never been to legit massage so he throws word CMT liberally.

4 Nick has been getting CMT level massages for 40 years from the best in Korea, Thailand, and the US. He even took classes at the what Pho massage school in Bangkok. 4 Nick knows what a CMT level massage is even after 10 minutes. At the point he wanted to enjoy the flip a bit more than the massage.

**CanaPunter** · 10-22-23 10:23

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

That place had changed hands I assume. There had been a Chinese AMP at that location for years and I recall when it first opened up, a monger had a subpar experience. There use to be a gunshop in the same building and a jewelry exchange on the top floor. Getting in and out of the parking lot can be a real pain during rush hour so if you are going to patronize this place during rush hour, it's best to park across in the Giant parking lot and walk across if you are not worried about being discreet. Thanks for the review, it's good to discover a place offering an actual CMT level massage without the too common pump and dump that a lot of places do around here.

10 minute massage cannot possibly be CMT level. 4 nick obviously never been to legit massage so he throws word CMT liberally.

**Crude Oil** · 10-21-23 17:25

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...676123469.html

She's older and may not be for everyone. I know someone else reported about Sheba a while back and didn't have a good experience. While you won't get FS from her, I suspect she'll only do HE if she feels comfortable around someone and they're not pushy. (Maybe they need more than one visit.) That's the impression I got when I spoke with her on the phone a while back.

She's only doing outcalls now, and I can never set up a time with her because of my schedule, but I'm trying.

I saw her only once for an Incall hour. Ok massage with no happy ending. She seemed angry and pushy the whole time. I would not repeat.

**Serpico99** · 10-21-23 10:05

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

That place had changed hands I assume. There had been a Chinese AMP at that location for years and I recall when it first opened up, a monger had a subpar experience. There use to be a gunshop in the same building and a jewelry exchange on the top floor. Getting in and out of the parking lot can be a real pain during rush hour so if you are going to patronize this place during rush hour, it's best to park across in the Giant parking lot and walk across if you are not worried about being discreet. Thanks for the review, it's good to discover a place offering an actual CMT level massage without the too common pump and dump that a lot of places do around here.

**Eerock** · 10-21-23 08:29

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

Only one that I've noticed, but she is so done-up as to not even look Indian. For me is the ideal one (which I would pay handsomely to spend time with) would maybe one straight off the boat from southern India still wearing a sari, no make up, etc. If you come across one kindly post here or in the escort forum.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...r/Riyalovesyou

https://crystalcityrestaurant.com/ ?

Haven't been there in years, others may know better.

**DCKing** · 10-21-23 00:28

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

For me half the fun is finding a new place with extras that has never been reviewed here of on any other boards. Last week I walked by a place in a small office complex in Vienna. It was nondiscretp with the words Wellness Center on the door which was locked with a clock sign saying cone back in 45 minutes. No reviews anywhere except for one yelp review by that crazy John F guy who has written a yelp review for about every AMP and even posted pictures from the inside on many. My monger smell picked up a scent of extras so I had to investigate.

This morning I visited a new ACS girl in Springfield and on my circuitous way home I stopped in and found the door open. Things did not look good at first sight as there was one MILFY Asian in sweatpants and a t-shirt and two foot massage chairs. I asked for 30 minutes anyway and she took me across the hall to another room with a massage table behind a locked door. I stripped, laid down, and waited.

She came in and started a CMT quality massage and when she moved around the table to do my legs she planted those sweatpants right against my hand. She rubbed my legs and ass in one long stroke and every time intentionally rubbed across my package. She then moved to my inner thighs and the area between my ass and balls and got me really hard. 10 minutes into the massage she asked my to flip.

With no mention of tip or services she goes straight up for junior with both hands oiled. I really wasn't expecting this and after just depositing a load in a cute Chinese ACS girl didn't think much would happen. I'm still enjoying the show as I pull those sweatpants down and the t-shirt up. I enjoy rubbing all over that exposed body with a little light FITV and FITA and rubbing her clit to make her wet. I asked, but she politely declined BJ, DATY, and FS; after all this is my first time and I only met her 15 minutes before. After 20 minutes of two handed stroking with my complaints from her I realized a load was not forthcuming so I told her I'll cum cack soon to try again.

Still no tips had been discussed so on the way out I asked her how much for the massage. She showed me. 35 on the brochure and I gave her 90 total for her efforts. She looked pleasantly surprised and on the way out gave me her personal digits and asked me to text her when I want to set up another "date". I will definitely return.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/moonriver-w...-center-vienna

How old would you guess she was? Can you describe her body type?