Massage Parlor Reports

**CanadianGuy** · 10-21-23 02:26

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

Great place.

https://www.theearthchi.com/

Who did you see? Total damage and service?

**FuckIt216** · 10-20-23 23:19

Had such a great time with Vicky yesterday she asked me to stop back today for special treat. Really didn't have time but stopped by today around 3 pm rang the bell.

(The have front and side doors) which is nice.

Texted Vicky in here she replied ok so I rang the bell and was greeted but a very cute Young Asian girl named YuYu. Lead to room asked for Vicky was told she is busy but I could tell I was the only one there all the doors for all the rooms were open I offered $150 she said no only massage then winked took the $50 for the half hour figured I would play along and forked over the $50 massage was about 5 minutes asked to flip on the flip she said oh wow and flicked my dick said what's up and she asked for $200 more I said nope got $110 left and she took it and left the room for about 5 minutes came back and got a wonderful covered BJ then I let her do the work cowgirl, reverse cow girl then side cowgirl. She is Amazing for the Chicago market. Cute spinner with big bolt ons.

**FuckIt216** · 10-20-23 23:10

Originally Posted by SexWithJesus69 [View Original Post]

Was everything covered? I just stopped by and the girl there who's the younger one of the two is a dime piece wow. Asking $$ for half.

$150 all in but covered.

Younger girl is YuYu getting ready to write a review on her they ask for $200 but counter with $150 no more than $160.

And yes everything is covered but you can probably get bare for the right $ amounts.

**SexWithJesus69** · 10-20-23 19:04

Originally Posted by FuckIt216 [View Original Post]

So here is how my afternoon went.

Headed to Orange Spa got there I knew they would be busy by the Black SUV and Prius out front and the 3 cars with dudes glaring at the place from the side street. Fucking stalkers LOL, rang the bell and thick Mexican girl answers the door with a very pretty smile said about 30 min wait I said I'll pass and went to PD same think wait headed to HKPD same thing 20-30 minutes wait two guys on the couch and I could here the guys who had the checkered vans going to town on the Columbian girl Kiddos brother you sounded like you were smashing her LOL.

So I said fuck it emailed Vicky at HKPD like what the hell and she told me to come to Archer Perfect Spa and god damn dreams to come true. I met Vicky about 3 months ago at HKPD she was the house host but today she was Vicky the sexiest thing ever worker.

Got an amazing table shower even though she practically burnt my balls off with the hot water then headed to the room and god good lord help me. I'm old and this chick almost killed my old ass. The other girl there is even hotter like good lord pray for me cause I couldn't resist and shelled out $300 for see both but honestly it was worth $500 or more.

Do yourself a favor and check these 2 out so amazing both spinners.

Was everything covered? I just stopped by and the girl there who's the younger one of the two is a dime piece wow. Asking $$ for half.

**Perversity** · 10-20-23 16:11

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Google shows the location is immediately next door to a food pantry which is open morning through early afternoon, M-F. I swear some of these MMS / PPS have zero common sense. Same case on the No / NW Side where some of these psuedo-storefront, apartment-like FS spots are on busy intersections, down the street from police station, etc. Shit, I should start a jack-shack consulting firm, because some of these bosses have no clue, hahaha! Blacked out windows, 2-3 cameras pointing at the entrance and a tiny 2 x2 sign. It's like they want to put mongers through the walk of shame, haha!

Back in I think 2014 a spa opened in Pilsen in the same building as the Alderman's office. Like the same building facing the public space at 18th / Loomis / Blue Island. I think it was open a couple of months? I got a couple of L1 sessions there before it closed. Just wow, not bright at all.

**SexWithJesus69** · 10-20-23 14:59

Originally Posted by TommyZee [View Original Post]

OG reviewer said $. 6, I walked in with. 7 for door and $. 7 (hoping she was as attractive as reviewed). She asked for $$, offered $. 7 and she accepted "just this time". I also gave her a massage which she joked "earned my discount".

Didn't go back in thread to find OG Rita reviewer but covered in mine.

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/show...478&viewfull=1#post6640478.

Giving them a massage is always the move. You'll land in their good graces and they'll remember that.

**BadDances** · 10-20-23 13:15

Originally Posted by OFCharlie [View Original Post]

They will make it up. The one and only Anne will be back to Chicago next month.

Well this is terrible news for my wallet but, looks like more than Turkey is getting stuffed in November.

**Projektzer** · 10-20-23 11:53

Hello fellow mongers, my day is clear and I'm in Chi and this is my yearly shot to get GFE level loving. What's my best shot? South arch, orange, red lantern?

Would love some tips. I like young and body doesn't matter as much as GFE attitude. Love you all.

**OF Charlie** · 10-20-23 10:16

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

A lot of these places don't bother getting a business license (looking at you, papasan), so the city can shut them down at any time, but that might help them in staying under the radar. I'm only the Junior Ambassador, so I don't have any inside information, but it appears that 819 got shut down for failing to renew their license on 9/13 after a 30 day grace period. Even if they forward a few customers to PD and Tokyo, the opportunity cost must be tremendous.

Good detective work. You are partially correct. They didn't renew because the license was under previous owner's name. They registered a new license. The issue was that the city inspector did not give enough notice and just showed up. The owner wasn't there and the girls ran off as they didn't know what was going on.

They will make it up. The one and only Anne will be back to Chicago next month.

**Fit312** · 10-20-23 08:13

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Blacked out windows, 2-3 cameras pointing at the entrance and a tiny 2 x2 sign.

A lot of these places don't bother getting a business license (looking at you, papasan), so the city can shut them down at any time, but that might help them in staying under the radar. I'm only the Junior Ambassador, so I don't have any inside information, but it appears that 819 got shut down for failing to renew their license on 9/13 after a 30 day grace period. Even if they forward a few customers to PD and Tokyo, the opportunity cost must be tremendous.

**GMoney05** · 10-20-23 03:33

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

This is (was) a pretty common practice with K Spas, particularly in the city, until they know you as a regular. Part of the reason K Spas fell off for me. I think some of the newer, current K Spas (burbs) are more open to giving a choice but I can remember, when checking out new to me K Spas, MMS looking you up and down at her entryway window or desk before letting you in and assigning you a girl. Again, at least for the city K Spas. Now they are rare and CLC is the only place I can think of in the city proper. I've been to CLC a couple times and though both girls I had were solid, each time I saw other MTs who were smoke shows. Young and solid 8+ in looks. I'm sure there are others who can speak to being a regular there and getting their choice but I don't go enough and they rotate frequently where I don't know any names in the current lineup to even make a request. I will say CLC is worth checking out.

Alright sometime this weekend Imma check out this Rita and CLC. Yesterday had A bad experience over at the Latina Spa they got too many rude fatty's working there. Plus I should stay away for A while Chicago PD truck was parked outside. Hope Rita does look what she's hyped up to be. I been lookin for an Asian who could also look A bit Latina.

**FuckIt216** · 10-19-23 18:58

So here is how my afternoon went.

Headed to Orange Spa got there I knew they would be busy by the Black SUV and Prius out front and the 3 cars with dudes glaring at the place from the side street. Fucking stalkers LOL, rang the bell and thick Mexican girl answers the door with a very pretty smile said about 30 min wait I said I'll pass and went to PD same think wait headed to HKPD same thing 20-30 minutes wait two guys on the couch and I could here the guys who had the checkered vans going to town on the Columbian girl Kiddos brother you sounded like you were smashing her LOL.

So I said fuck it emailed Vicky at HKPD like what the hell and she told me to come to Archer Perfect Spa and god damn dreams to come true. I met Vicky about 3 months ago at HKPD she was the house host but today she was Vicky the sexiest thing ever worker.

Got an amazing table shower even though she practically burnt my balls off with the hot water then headed to the room and god good lord help me. I'm old and this chick almost killed my old ass. The other girl there is even hotter like good lord pray for me cause I couldn't resist and shelled out $300 for see both but honestly it was worth $500 or more.

Do yourself a favor and check these 2 out so amazing both spinners.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-19-23 18:02

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

so moved on to try Blue Island Spa but that had a line of people in front of it for something else down the side street, so moved on

Google shows the location is immediately next door to a food pantry which is open morning through early afternoon, M-F. I swear some of these MMS / PPS have zero common sense. Same case on the No / NW Side where some of these psuedo-storefront, apartment-like FS spots are on busy intersections, down the street from police station, etc. Shit, I should start a jack-shack consulting firm, because some of these bosses have no clue, hahaha! Blacked out windows, 2-3 cameras pointing at the entrance and a tiny 2 x2 sign. It's like they want to put mongers through the walk of shame, haha!

**BadDances** · 10-19-23 17:28

Yesterday drove by 819 to see the big sticker about licensing, so moved on th try Blue Island Spa but that had a line of people in front of it for something else down the side street, so moved on, saw Archer spa (plus like 5 other spas I didn't notice before) before stopping by near the 35th street orange line stop. Got Wei Wei, who is cute, and once you give her a little attention she opened up a bit more. Honestly really good value.

She has a nice body, had a kid but not much baby damage. Will repeat, she is there till the end of the month.

**SpaGuy21** · 10-19-23 15:01

Originally Posted by GMoney05 [View Original Post]

Okay thanks. I will check out this Rita. But I don't care much for Spa's who refuse to let the costumers take A look at the talent before they pay.

This is (was) a pretty common practice with K Spas, particularly in the city, until they know you as a regular. Part of the reason K Spas fell off for me. I think some of the newer, current K Spas (burbs) are more open to giving a choice but I can remember, when checking out new to me K Spas, MMS looking you up and down at her entryway window or desk before letting you in and assigning you a girl. Again, at least for the city K Spas. Now they are rare and CLC is the only place I can think of in the city proper. I've been to CLC a couple times and though both girls I had were solid, each time I saw other MTs who were smoke shows. Young and solid 8+ in looks. I'm sure there are others who can speak to being a regular there and getting their choice but I don't go enough and they rotate frequently where I don't know any names in the current lineup to even make a request. I will say CLC is worth checking out.