Massage Parlor Reports

[HappyGardener]

You have been to more of the pps place than I have but, I always lead with "No massage, just boom boom. " They seem to understand that. Then the question is whether there will be more than sucking tits and boom boom. I have not paid more than 120. I get that part of the appeal of a MP is the massage. I just treat the places as cheaper sex without having to deal with druggies.

This.

I use his places after 10 pm or midnight. If the girl is old or not to my liking, I leave. If they tell ne massage prices, I say boom boom only and hold out $120 in cash. They say $160. I say bye bye. They say okok. Furious texting to papasan in Chinese characters. They usually have stand up shower and I rinse off. 10 minute massage, flip, boom boom, night night.

[HappyGardener]

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

Their prices are $70 for 45 minutes and $80 for one hour. At least that's what I pay. YMMV. I complained to my MT when the 45 minute sign went up and she and I talked to mama and I said I wanted a full hour. She said “ok honey full hour for you”
That always includes Table shower, sauna, massage. I’m a blue collar worker and I go to those places from job sites. I’m dirty. I want the shower.

[Coopertars]

Great place.

https://www.theearthchi.com/

Have you actually been there? Does it live up to hype of the website? Or is it just Red Lantern but at a storefront MP?

[DaveyJ23]

I appreciate the info. Thanks a lot.

Wendy is working at Broadway spa 4125 and Broadway Avenue.

[GMoney05]

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

Yeah I understand most Spa's are ran like that. But almost every Spa I've been to does offer 30 minutes sessions. Usually 1 hour Is around 45 minutes specially If you use the restroom. 30 minutes usually Is around 15-20 minutes. Most Spa's specially like Ozone, T-Pro or some of the Latina joints once they get familiar with you they skip the Massage altogether and get straight to the hand-shakes or whatever else you're paying extra for.

[JamesNoper]

Good evening anyone know where Emily or Angela went to work from West River Spa.

Same request. Kelly said Emely was taking house calls but I've lost her number years ago because she's been consistently at WRS.

[Aldeen]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Here's my 2 cent.

When in doubt walk out.

If they don't seem like what your after walk out.

Don't let the lower head do the talking, too many guys leaving disappointed. I have walked out on many places after asking for all the girls working.

Never be afraid to negotiate with them and yourself, iv left many places with no tip because of disappointment, despite the fact that iv been to many places across the you. S along with country.

Always remember, there's better places with women that are willing. If not today maybe tomorrow.

One thing that really helps is learn their language, it don't have to be the full thing, just enough to throw teases and compliments. It helps.

[JoeColorado]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

Which places are his?

[DWaits]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

You have been to more of the pps place than I have but, I always lead with "No massage, just boom boom. " They seem to understand that. Then the question is whether there will be more than sucking tits and boom boom. I have not paid more than 120. I get that part of the appeal of a MP is the massage. I just treat the places as cheaper sex without having to deal with druggies.

[LazyBoy2]

and told me there's no 30 minute services only 1 hour. Which I never do because most Spa's rob you out of time. So $70 for 1 hour

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

[FuckIt216]

New in town, I am looking for an AMP in Chinatown. If there is a happy ending, it is good but not needed. How much should I tip for HJ?

Great place.

https://www.theearthchi.com/

[Jay23]

New in town, I am looking for an AMP in Chinatown. If there is a happy ending, it is good but not needed. How much should I tip for HJ?

[Illini333]

Heard that Mimi got more menu options. Can someone PM me the details. Thanks.

Did she ever work at Sunny Spa in Mt Prospect. There was a Mimi there one year ago. She was great with nice timing. Description kind of matches her but she was Korean not Chinese.

[RichL1234]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Meo Meo (Late 50's granny not much of a looker. Kept telling myself massage only, massage only. Well the little guy won out and finished w / L1 and her totally nude (not good).

The Good: Not much.

The Bad: 1/2 hour price discrepancy.

(Quoted 40 then another girl explained it was 60. WTF?

Horrible massage.

Everything done thru Google translate (not a lick of English).

Commotion at front door which had other girl that was there running out and I just decided it was time to GTFO.

Damage:60/ half, 60 L1.

Hopefully I learned my lesson to steer clear of his places.

Probably not.

[HappyGardener]

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

I've never had a bad time nor have I ever been disappointed with the women there. There are no sure things in life. And for sure in this hobby. For every 10 reviews of the south side spas there are 2-3 negative ones. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You want a sure thing, fuck your wife or gf.