Massage Parlor Reports

[FunBoyZhnr]

Well is there anything new for AMP out there. I love trying new spots. If you don't want to post dm. I know of a new one coming in December.

[ScotchYoke]

The ladies at Sunshine are very nice once you get to know them. They definitely specialize in PM. I don't want to speculate why you didn't get a HE. Trudy is the worst in Burnsville, avoid it like the plague. On a broader note, I hear and see people complain about Minnesota all the time and what I will say to that is if you do the work and put in the recon there are plenty of places out there for almost whatever you want. While this is my first post I have been in the hobby for three years and I've had serious relationships with two MDs. I won't say anything more than that because I don't want to give away who I am or burn them. You may have to go outside the Minneapolis metropolitan area to find some of these places, but there are plenty of places in the Minneapolis area. Once you get to know your MT the menu will open up and you just have to be prepared to tell them what you want and offer a fair tip. Final piece of advice, know how to give subtle signs, and how to receive the subtle signs that they will give you and learn some Chinese if you can if you simply take the time to learn about 20 or 30 phrases, you would be amazed at how far they get you in a conversation, and then remembering you. Peace out.

Stella almost always has an ad up for 80, sometimes 60.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6126330156/1

Roni was running a 75 special recently.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6124071618/1

Never seen Jada in Edina, but sometimes she offers 80.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7633074772

Also never seen Kristen in Burnsville, but she has a 100 QV which I don't think includes FS. She has a few more reviews under other #s, all mention BBBJ.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6128398470/1

Thanks for the info. I've msg'd you both.

[Salem2000]

Went to sunshine off horizon drive. Asked for futon, was informed they don't have one. Lady was short, old and not very attractive. During the massage she never covered me up, and before the flip there was some nice teasing of my asshole and taint. On the flip, only diy was offered. She repeatedly placed my own hand on my junk while rubbing my taint and chest, and I repeatedly shook my head, "no. " Would not repeat.

Hoping for more of a sure thing, I went down the street to Trudy massage. Building is a disaster. I went in paid the fee for a half hour. Got an old lady, not quite as ugly as the last. On the flip she sat beside me with her back toward me and wouldn't really let me touch her boobs. I asked her if she'd lift up her shirt to which she agreed. Didn't really want me to touch them or suck on them. Jackhammer finish. Also, would not repeat. I spent quite a bit of time searching the Minneapolis section for ladies that offer BBBJ quick visits, but I didn't see much available in any recent threads. I'll be back to try again in a couple of weeks.

The ladies at Sunshine are very nice once you get to know them. They definitely specialize in PM. I don't want to speculate why you didn't get a HE. Trudy is the worst in Burnsville, avoid it like the plague. On a broader note, I hear and see people complain about Minnesota all the time and what I will say to that is if you do the work and put in the recon there are plenty of places out there for almost whatever you want. While this is my first post I have been in the hobby for three years and I've had serious relationships with two MDs. I won't say anything more than that because I don't want to give away who I am or burn them. You may have to go outside the Minneapolis metropolitan area to find some of these places, but there are plenty of places in the Minneapolis area. Once you get to know your MT the menu will open up and you just have to be prepared to tell them what you want and offer a fair tip. Final piece of advice, know how to give subtle signs, and how to receive the subtle signs that they will give you and learn some Chinese if you can if you simply take the time to learn about 20 or 30 phrases, you would be amazed at how far they get you in a conversation, and then remembering you. Peace out.

[Nhybgt]

I spent quite a bit of time searching the Minneapolis section for ladies that offer BBBJ quick visits, but I didn't see much available in any recent threads. I'll be back to try again in a couple of weeks.

Stella almost always has an ad up for 80, sometimes 60.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6126330156/1

Roni was running a 75 special recently.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6124071618/1

Never seen Jada in Edina, but sometimes she offers 80.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view...203/7633074772

Also never seen Kristen in Burnsville, but she has a 100 QV which I don't think includes FS. She has a few more reviews under other #s, all mention BBBJ.
https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6128398470/1

[ScotchYoke]

Went to sunshine off horizon drive. Asked for futon, was informed they don't have one. Lady was short, old and not very attractive. During the massage she never covered me up, and before the flip there was some nice teasing of my asshole and taint. On the flip, only diy was offered. She repeatedly placed my own hand on my junk while rubbing my taint and chest, and I repeatedly shook my head, "no. " Would not repeat.

Hoping for more of a sure thing, I went down the street to Trudy massage. Building is a disaster. I went in paid the fee for a half hour. Got an old lady, not quite as ugly as the last. On the flip she sat beside me with her back toward me and wouldn't really let me touch her boobs. I asked her if she'd lift up her shirt to which she agreed. Didn't really want me to touch them or suck on them. Jackhammer finish. Also, would not repeat. I spent quite a bit of time searching the Minneapolis section for ladies that offer BBBJ quick visits, but I didn't see much available in any recent threads. I'll be back to try again in a couple of weeks.

[Petet]

The old one formerly Lilli's, Green Massage sign on the from for identification purposes. 2/10 looks, 5/10 massage, typical jack hammer to end. The boys felt a little bruised, may have been It was taking a bit.

Exactly my experience.

[Deutsche205]

P.S: Providers wearing "uniforms" should be a tip-off it's legit.

I wouldn't write off uniforms, more a symptom of being in MN. In my travels south, I have had some great experiences with ladies in scrubs. They can come off / on very quickly and sometimes that is all they are wearing.

[LikeThat888]

Same experience. Certainly worth returning for the massage, but no sign of more.

Comfort Massage in MG seemed like a good idea. Quiet and off the beaten path. The girls used to work at the place on Lancaster in Plymouth, and recognized me so figured I had a sure thing. Wrong. Should have read these earlier reviews. Very solid massage, but she stayed out of reach. Responded to none of my signals.

P.S: Providers wearing "uniforms" should be a tip-off it's legit.

[LikeThat888]

There's been some discussion on this location in previous posts. If you search the name some thing should come up. From what I hear it won't disappoint.

Stopped at Miss Li on Central and saw Linda for 60 minute. On heavy side, like too many providers. The absolute most dimly lit room I've ever been in. Some touching OTC, but she acted ticklish. Flip after 15 minutes. She wanted. 6, and moved her down from there. Got the job done, but her ticklish stuff got in the way of more fully exploring her. OK once, but I'm probably not returning.

[ScotchYoke]

This AMP closed this summer.

Burnsville AMPs are probably the closest to the airport. Like all MN AMPs they are L1 only. If you are looking for more than that, you will have to look into booking an escort or indy therapist.

Thanks for the update.

[LastsLonger]

The old one formerly Lilli's, Green Massage sign on the from for identification purposes. 2/10 looks, 5/10 massage, typical jack hammer to end. The boys felt a little bruised, may have been It was taking a bit.

[AppleCracker09]

It's been awhile since I've had the time to get out and get a massage. I've been to quite a few of the places in the south metro, but distance and time are keeping me from going again. Wondering if anyone has suggestions for places in the north metro? I've been to a couple and I've discussed them in previous posts, but are there any other places? Feel free to DM and I will provide the couple of places I've been. The places I've been in the north metro are ok, but looking for other options. TIA.

[Anything Cool]

Hi there. I'm visiting the MSP area from the PNW, and was thinking about possibly trying this place out. Can anyone confirm if this is still the case? I'd also like to try any place near the airport that offers the futon massage with extras. Thanks in advance.

This AMP closed this summer.

Burnsville AMPs are probably the closest to the airport. Like all MN AMPs they are L1 only. If you are looking for more than that, you will have to look into booking an escort or indy therapist.

[ScotchYoke]

This place used to be Reborn massage. Never got a chance to try it back then, heard it was good. Now it's Sunshine Massage. Mamasan is a Milfy, petite lady. Not bad to look at, but it was a pretty spendy visit. 70 for a hhr futon massage. Left happy, but the tip was 60 minimum. Lady wouldn't back down from that. Only upside is that the tease was better than usual and they had a shower the size of literally half a room. Like WTF, maybe more fun to be had there. On the shower floor? Weird either way. Hard pass for the future.

There's more fun not too far away for a more reasonable cost. I'd say under new ownership, not worth.

Hi there. I'm visiting the MSP area from the PNW, and was thinking about possibly trying this place out. Can anyone confirm if this is still the case? I'd also like to try any place near the airport that offers the futon massage with extras. Thanks in advance.

[TxxFxx]

This place used to be called king spa. Now it's just Spa, LOL.

King or not, my 6 times going has been therapeutic massage and that's it.

The main gal has been there a long time. You can hear guys chatting and slinging pizzas next door. Thin walls.

Massage rating: 4 of 10.

Nothing else to report at this joint.

My experience here was the exact same.