Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

**Nilats** · 10-13-23 00:48

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/

Seal team 6 is weak. Seal Team 7 is better the owner is behind the times. For real topless cleaning has been around forever not sure whoever has used it ever before or why. Just silly if you get bored completely out of your mind maybe.

**Zomfg** · 10-12-23 23:13

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/

Funny, yeah. .

Pass.

I recognize one of the girls though: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?507017-VenusEnvy.

**WarDog1960** · 10-12-23 20:03

I noticed that too and was like yeah I'm not even trying to figure it out.

Originally Posted by Michael1967 [View Original Post]

Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?

**Michael1967** · 10-12-23 19:13

Originally Posted by Nunya206 [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule

I really think these girls are trolling us.

Please note:
I researched her older ads and

Her (Its) only fan page is TSKALANI.

So, you're probably in for a bigger surprise than you think. Her older ads also mention that she likes greek..hm..wonder why?

**Hoballer** · 10-12-23 18:37

Oh come on, man. Haven't you completed the TNA indoctrination course yet? You're paying for her time, man. Her time. You're not paying for any activities, you're paying her to reserve a block of time for you to enjoy. That's what providers want you to believe.

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

So what exactly are you getting for your hour?

**Jinurso** · 10-12-23 17:54

Originally Posted by Nunya206 [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule

I really think these girls are trolling us.

Originally Posted by BusSit69 [View Original Post]

Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.

That's absurd. Especially since she's not GFE, doesn't allow BBBJ, or DATY. So what exactly are you getting for your hour? A three minute CBJ and then you fuck her doggy style for 57 minutes? Think she'll be cool with that?

**WarpFactor69** · 10-12-23 13:20

Originally Posted by Efurufe [View Original Post]

Are you saying you implying that there's a shortage in demand?

No shortage of anything except reasonable rates that are inline with the rest of the country, and men that are secure and strong enough to walk away.

**ProJohn1** · 10-12-23 09:15

Hey guys, there is a new topless cleaning company in Seattle. You should check out there IG for the most unbelievable set of conditions! You must allow there armed security "led by Seal team six members" to walk through your house and check it out before the cleaning lady will come in.

"-all entry / exit doors to remain unlocked, if not doors / windows will be broken into" <- HAHA WTF?

"Our security team is far more advanced than the average security team. Our security team is led by 2 Seal team 6 members who are in charge of providing tactical training to our security. " - Yea I'm fucking sure they have two members of seal team six providing tactical training to there security HAHHAHA. You'd think they were running a topless cleaning service in fucking Gaza with how they describe it LOL. I can't stop laughing.

Check the first couple of posts on there IG for absolute fucking gold! Whoever is running this company is doing copious amounts of cocaine and / or meth!

https://www.instagram.com/topsoffcleaning/

**BusSit69** · 10-10-23 23:08

Originally Posted by Nunya206 [View Original Post]

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule

I really think these girls are trolling us.

Because she's young, has golden pussy, and new. I swear the norm will be 400/500 for hhr in a yr or 2. Smh.

**Nunya206** · 10-10-23 22:17

https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?607563-kalanikapule

I really think these girls are trolling us.

**Jinurso** · 10-09-23 01:38

Originally Posted by ProJohn1 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/keiki

Oh boy oh boy! We have a winner!

"3 Hour US $3,000.

Seattle minimum (FMTY, Incall rates)".

This lady is charging 3 k MINIMUM for Seattle and only Seattle hobbyists! She charges *only* 400 for her Boise incall and 1200 for her 2 hour Boise incall. I am seldomly at a loss for words. I am at a loss for words.

And even in Boise her structure makes no sense. $400 for an hour, $600 for 90 m. . . . and $1000 for two hours?! So it's cheaper to book her for an hour twice than two hours once? Isn't it usually the opposite?

You could book her for an hour and 90 minutes back to back for $1000 and get a half hour free compared to booking two hours for the same price.

Girl math indeed.

**Zomfg** · 10-08-23 13:21

Originally Posted by InHerGuts [View Original Post]

Check this review out. This is what I'm talking about. This shit is a scam. And elite GPS behavior. Smfh.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-massage-folks

You are right. Me calling them "Upchargerian" was too nice.

**InHerGuts** · 10-07-23 18:43

Originally Posted by InHerGuts [View Original Post]

These girls (winter's acct has been banned on tna but she goes by nadianazir on PD) are pulling a straight up scam. They advertise a menu and donation then when you meet with them they say well that's for a massage so if you want FS it's double. And when you ask on txt they say some dumb shit like "I don't talk explicit on txt. " It's an excuse to run a scam. Seattle has gone to shit. These fuckin amateur girls ruining the hobby for us and the honest pro girls. Stay away from all of them and others like them. Unless you're a regular and you know exactly what you're getting, ask what exactly is it that you're getting for the amt you donate. Get these bozos tf out of here man!

Check this review out. This is what I'm talking about. This shit is a scam. And elite GPS behavior. Smfh.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread....-massage-folks