The Massholes

[Wiseass]

Miya is gone from 558, Emma is still there. There is a new provider at the shop. Short, skinny, man-made boobs, does pretty much everything when sees 2 Benjamins. Better English than anyone else I encountered there. But, could someone please confirm to me that this person was always a she? I have serious doubts.

Looks like Andir got his hopes up that he found his replacement for Sarah of Linden St. Then he got the Bad News:

There is a new short, skinny provider, Mana. I can confirm Mana's a she, and she's Thai, Okay massage, all's available for a donation, boobs felt real to me.

Poor Andir! He had such high hopes! Looks like she was born a she.

Interesting that for weeks he never mentioned 558, laying low after being called out for his Bullshit Posts on the Place. Now of course, he posts again, saying he was there. So Andir, did you actually finally go, or once again just posting info you got from another Member. Can you answer these questions now? What is sitting on the desk on Top in the Middle? What is the Color of the Toilet and the Sink in the Bathoom? Where's the Toilet Paper in the Bathroom? What's across from the Bathroom and 1st Room Door on the Hallway Wall (You can't miss it)? As you stated, anyone that's been there 5 minutes can answer.

Yeah, yeah, I am going to describe the toilet color in the parlor for you. LOL! Anyone can go there for like 5 minutes and describe it to you in details.

[Mattis1775]

I was always told that there is a glory hole at this place.

Ask the two experts here. They're always behind the hole doing the sucking.

[Wiseass]

Mattis wasn't claiming that the parlor hoes wanted to marry him for real. The dude was implying that he was offered money to sign the marriage papers, so the Chinese lady could get a green card.

If he had posted "Ladyboy" instead of "Lady" then it would be 100% believable, and Noone would doubt that Post.

[Andir]

fuck

Look who has risen from the dead! It seems that his assisted living facility let him use internet again. Billy, you demented motherfucker, Mattis wasn't claiming that the parlor hoes wanted to marry him for real. The dude was implying that he was offered money to sign the marriage papers, so the Chinese lady could get a green card.

[BillyBaloney]

This post! LMFAO.

AMP ladies offer it all the time. I've had several proposals in Chinatown and Quincy over the years. The worst part is that they tell me how the process goes. LOL. Talk about getting a handjob while she discuss all the illegal ways to get married to stay in the states.

So let me get this straight, a loser street meat fucker like you, schlepping around in your all black New Balance janitor sneakers, is not only getting a single "proposal" but several?

What the actual fuck is wrong with you Mayor McBragg?

[Wiseass]

Hi all, been lurking for over a year and finally decided to chime in. I have a lot of good intel if people would like to PM me, but I will say that with Brandy, the typical tip runs around $1, and that has included, at least for me, just about everything including BBBJ and some other fun stuff I'll only share in PM. She is willing to do plenty aside from FS, but you have to be willing to cough up a bit more in the end.

New Account Andir aka Cheeze aka etc, etc, etc? Typical Post of throwing out a Carrot with TGTBT info, and only way to find out is to PM You! Don't fall for it Folks!

Some other Fun Stuff? Knowing you it's Pegging! From your Dentist Bob Persona:

Does anybody know a place that does pegging along with massage? There's noting I like better than when a chick really reams me out with a giant dildo.

[Wiseass]

You pick fights with people get blue inked have been told to f' off by other members. Your not a healthy person.

Ill block you tomorrow.

Substitute "Andir" or "Mattis" Moron McBragg for "LGreen" and the following Post is still 1000% Valid!

Please everyone take anything that LGreen says with a big big grain of salt you'll find many many posts on these forums from him that are just absolute fantasies this dude lies more than my ex-wife.

P.S. I didn't forget about you Hans (Mattis?) Will get to a Reply for You when I have Time. I know you didn't Block me Today, just like Andir didn't Block me, just like Mattis stated many times he was going to block me, but never did. Your too much of a Pussy!

[Max Walker86]

The Girl? So 1 Girl works at 32 Mt Auburn, 251 High, and 32 South and this Girl told you not to write Reviews for all 3 Places? Never mind about Aura Spa, too late anyways. Most likely the Review would be no different than what Andir posted. Besides, "The Girl" would tell you don't!

Contrary to what You think, You are a Pussy. You can't even fight off "The Girl" over a Review!

You pick fights with people get blue inked have been told to f' off by other members. Your not a healthy person.

Ill block you tomorrow.

[Wiseass]

32 mt, high street, 32 south / tham don't want to be reviewed. The girl told me don't.

Ill go to aura spa soon.

The Girl? So 1 Girl works at 32 Mt Auburn, 251 High, and 32 South and this Girl told you not to write Reviews for all 3 Places? Never mind about Aura Spa, too late anyways. Most likely the Review would be no different than what Andir posted. Besides, "The Girl" would tell you don't!

......... Not that I'm a pussy I could fight off 1 dude but not two or three...........

Contrary to what You think, You are a Pussy. You can't even fight off "The Girl" over a Review!

[Max Walker86]

Andir made it Crystal Clear that He blocked Me!





Obviously, you didn't Block me. Just had to throw an Answer after I embarressed you! Nice Generic Post (no Name, probably Owner.) and of course how convenient your not going back (ala DumDum) When are you going to stop telling Lies?

In addition, I was looking for Hans68 to answer about Aura Spa. He has a habit of saying he's going to check a Place out and never follows through. Last time he did this, it was 32 Mt Auburn. You posted on 32 Mt Auburn, he didn't, you posted now on Aura Spa, he didn't. I would expect the reviews from him since he lives down the street, or so he claimed in a Post. So are you him too and just got confused, as you do, from time to time?

I was actually hoping for a Review of Il Casale in Belmont Center. I would tend to believe that, much more than your Posts on Massage Parlors. Always interested in a Primo Italian Restaurant to bring the Chicks!

P.S. Is Eva a Real Hottie from Personal Experience, or are you just plagiarizing Someone else's Experience via PM?

32 mt, high street, 32 south / tham don't want to be reviewed. The girl told me don't.

Ill go to aura spa soon.

[Wiseass]

Took a visitor to Il Casale in Belmont Center and .......

I'm Sorry Andir, It just occurred to me that You probably were just dropping off the Visitor to the Restaurant. Uber and Lyft Drivers are a valuable Resource for Visitors and Residents of the Greater Boston Area. I can see why you didn't write a Review.

[Wiseass]

I am not Hans68 and I have never posted from the Hans68 account.

As I told you many times, Disclaimers mean nothing. A2 doesn't care if you lie, or just makes up Bullshit in their Posts. He isn't going to be the Truth Police. The Prime example of this is Mattis Moron McBragg. Hey try this Disclaimer:

"I blocked Wiseass, and I have never posted a Response to one of his Posts".

Took a visitor to Il Casale in Belmont Center and .......

Did you take a Visitor just to show them where it was, or did you actually go inside and eat? Pretty Pricey, was hoping for a Review, but alas most likely, You couldn't afford the Place. Like a Dog looking into the front window of a Meat Market. I hope you you didn't swing around back and Dumpster Dive, LOL.

[Andir]

I am not Hans68 and I have never posted from the Hans68 account.

[Wiseass]

..........Having said that, I am blocking you, Mr. Toilet Color expert. Bye fuckface it was good (not really) to know you.

Seems someone got his butt whipped, and then took his ball to go home.

I blocked CrazyCrouton / Wiseass, not you. Hey old imbecile, how does it feel to be old and stupid?

Andir made it Crystal Clear that He blocked Me!

Took a visitor to Il Casale in Belmont Center and while walking from the parking lot to the restaurant saw a new massage parlor right off Leonard St named Orient Sunshine Wellness. I always wondered why no one would open the shop there with all the potential rich clientele from Belmont Hill living nearby. Here we go there is one now. Going to check them out over the weekend.

No word on the New Places? Coming up on 2 weeks and no Updates or Reviews. I guess we'll just wait till someone else decides to check them out and TOFTT.

Stopped by this shop as intended. There was only one 50+ woman inside, probably the owner. She gives 10% discount to the first time customers. It was clear from the first min that nothing is going to happen so I even did not bother to ask. The massage was good but she is a bit too aggressive to my taste. I don't think I am coming back any time soon to this Orient Sunshine Wellness place...........

The re-born Aura spa in Watertown, that I recently described in my post #38910, is the place to go if you need both a good massage session and skilled HJ. Eva is a hottie.

Obviously, you didn't Block me. Just had to throw an Answer after I embarressed you! Nice Generic Post (no Name, probably Owner.) and of course how convenient your not going back (ala DumDum) When are you going to stop telling Lies?

In addition, I was looking for Hans68 to answer about Aura Spa. He has a habit of saying he's going to check a Place out and never follows through. Last time he did this, it was 32 Mt Auburn. You posted on 32 Mt Auburn, he didn't, you posted now on Aura Spa, he didn't. I would expect the reviews from him since he lives down the street, or so he claimed in a Post. So are you him too and just got confused, as you do, from time to time?

I was actually hoping for a Review of Il Casale in Belmont Center. I would tend to believe that, much more than your Posts on Massage Parlors. Always interested in a Primo Italian Restaurant to bring the Chicks!

P.S. Is Eva a Real Hottie from Personal Experience, or are you just plagiarizing Someone else's Experience via PM?

[BigTurkey]

I never saw her but my boy did and he ran away from her that day he went and she was coming out from target. He said she look rough and was on something. But I won't take your reviews well since you only have 2 post and already defending her. And she's also being pimpim by the same pimp that control Sara from Dorchester.

I've been a member here for a few years and basically signed up for the sole reason of reading reviews to see which women to stay away from because I was looking for 1 go to girl that wasn't a drug addict or psychopath (At least not a total psychopath. LOL) to have in my back pocket when I felt the urge. So no I don't have numerous posts on here because I wasn't interested in picking up girl after girl and dealing with the drama they bring. I wish I had the time and energy of all you guys on here to experience the many different interactions you all post about LOL. So because I only have one or two posts doesn't mean a thing. I found Samantha shortly after signing up on this site and because I didn't see any signs of drug use and of her not being anything but independent as she told me, I stuck with her and only her. And don't get me wrong, I was a little Leary at first, But her personality never changed and after a month or so of doing dates with her I felt comfortable enough to ask for an overnight and the rest is history. I absolutely will defend her. Because unless you have first-hand knowledge and have had a date with her. There's no reason to post stuff like that. I mean who knows maybe your friend couldn't get it up when he was with her and felt the need to bad mouth because he was embarrassed I don't know you don't know find out call her up make a date.