Massage Parlor Reports

[Darth Cosmos]

1st time at Orange spa and some impressions.

Background for reference: I'm a nw burbs guy that's picky and wants young spinners with good service.

Only option by me is Alena chicago (ac).

Korean palace used to be another option but lately it's all 30's-40's and dis appointing.

Sunny D in mt prospect is good but no website and random select equals you'll end up with an overweight chubby girl.

Or a MILF or sometimes a Gmilf.

I've already has everyone on AC roster and bored.

So decided to make the trip into the city.

Hour trip x2 so better be worth it.

Drive not bad actually; parking not bad; found pretty easily.

Wanted vivianne and cici.

And asked for that; booker had language barrier and put me in a room with overweight latina.

I'm like no! I want the good stuff.

Language barrier again but I kept pushing.

Finally they bring me a young beautiful Chinese girl named Cici. She had a wicked smile and I could tell she was worth it.

I pushed to have a duo with vivianne again but again booker looked confused and said yes duo.

The over weight latina had a cute smile I'd say early 30's and I liked Cici mid 20's and exactly what I was looking for.

We agreed on full service 1 hr /500.

Girls give me a nice shower with lots of attention to my ass and shaft.

BBBJ preview in the shower from Cici only not the latina.

Back in the room gave me nice massage followed by Cici eating my ass like crazy.

It was wonderful while natasha gave me a massage.

Then flipped and cici gave a wonderful BBBJ with nice dt and choking.

The Latino doesn't speak English, and had trouble communicating with both of us. And use it as an excuse to kind of sit on the side and do nothing.

This part kind of pissed me off.

Cici more than made up for it and did all the work.

On with the cover had Cici in RCG than mish to completion.

They then both gave me a wonderful string and hard 4 hands massage.

Followed by Cici giving me a great BBBJ to get me hard again (while natasha watched).

I want going to let natasha totally be lazy and take advantage of cici like that so I mished her for a little while.

Cici has her tongue all the way up my ass.

Natasha was very loose, and I could barely feel her, so I pretended to blow just so I can leave.

Overall impression, communication from the booker needs to be better.

Natasha has terrible service, avoid her.

Cici was fantastic worth a repeat.

[WalkingHard]

Location: Clybourn just past Fullerton. Store front. One nice thing about their set up is they have an outer door that is unlocked which you go through before you get to an inner door where you ring the bell. Nice that you don't have to stand on the street while everyone walks by.

The girls: I keep getting the same one who's name I forget 2 seconds after she tells it to me. She's young (mid 20's I'd say) and cute. Another girl I saw there was super cute. Also young.

Cost: I think its $65 for the hour, maybe $70. Probably 20 bucks cheaper for the half hour, but I always go for the full hour there.

Pros: Cute, friendly girls. Pretty good massage. Good to the point that you start to wonder if this is a HE place or a legit place. Don't worry, you'll get your HE. Prices are reasonable. No real negotiation on the ending. Just a "you'll take care of me, right?" kind of thing. I usually give $60, because its such a nice relaxing experience.

Cons: In my experience it's HJ only. And while your hands can roam, I have not had any success in getting clothes off. So OTC only. If you're looking for more than that, you'll probably want to go somewhere else.

Pretty sure this place has been closed down for over a year. So I don't think any of this is accurate. I mean it doesn't even sound like you've gone to this shop once, your entire post just reads like you read some info on RM and simply reposted it here. You just simply state that they're cute yet you can't say anything else? Does either one of them have big boobs? Small boobs? Underarm hair? Crooked teeth? Bad b. O? Does either one look like they may have been a man at some point in time? This is the info we need. And if you can't even remember their name, don't bother posting anything.

[Tunacan Sam]

Location: CLC on Milwaukee.

Cost: $70 for 45 min, $.7 for Rita (asked for $$.

Girl: Rita. Said she was 40, Cambodian. English is primary language (most talkative table shower I've had in a long time), second the vote on hour glass figure.

Pros: Attractive, good table shower, started nice CBJ then went to 69, knew how to grind & ride in CG.

Cons: Only mamasan yelling at her that time was up, and telling me when I walked out we went over by 5 min.

Story: Had called ahead and asked if Rita was available about 1.5 hrs later, told yes. Arrived and led back for Rita. Exchanged pleasantries then went for table shower, very talkative and learned a little of her story. Into room and cover went on for CBJ, rubbing her ass then pulled her leg over me into 69. Then with a final lick and spank on her nice ass, she rotated around to CG. Started by squatting over and bouncing but then slid her knees down and started grinding & riding. Was enjoying that so much, figured I would save doggy for next time and just kept that until filled the bag. Will definitely be back before she leaves. Said in town until the end of the month, then New York, then home for holidays and back in the New Year. Got her #, will definitely stay in touch with her. One of the better sessions I've had this year.

I stopped by CLC on Milwaukee today. I haven't been there in over a year. Mamasan recognized me from the days when she ran Ivy massage in Lombard. She told me there is a new girl named Rita. Rita has only been in Chicago for a few days. She looks like a dark skinned latina but she told me she was Thai. Gorgeous woman with an hour glass figure. I was in a hurry and skipped the shower and massage. Got right to business.

[RichL1234]

Which places are his?

Just about everyone on northwest side from Armitage to Irving Park & 1 or2 even north of that.

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Ashland just shy of Diversey. The street is obviously super busy, so hope that traffic isn't backed up when you're standing on the sidewalk waiting for them to unlock the door.

Cost: I think it was $50 (give or take) for the half hour. Which is what I'd recommend. Tips have always seemed reasonable to me, but I don't know what the top level service costs.

The girls: Kind of a wide range of women there. Well, a wide range of Chinese women. I've seen 20's, 30's and 40's there. None are stunners, but none have been bad in my experience. Every time I'm there I'm told beautiful new girls are coming.

Pros: They know what you're there for and they deliver. I don't know if its the level of service that the Relax on Cermak used to have, but I think its pretty good.

Cons: If you actually want a massage (which I like) you're not really going to get it here. Its a couple of minutes of rubbing and then straight to it. Also last time I was there it must have been dinner time, because the place stunk of Chinese food.

[SexWithJesus69]

New spa opened up on archer. Store front type of stuff and I haven't had a chance to visit. I stopped by to grab a pic but that's it. Had anyone checked this place out yet?

[BigJohn619]

Anyone know og a legit place where I can get a good legit massage near Orange or PD? I try and hit 2 places when in town and looking for Thai / deep tissue massage in between while I'm killing time.

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Clybourn just past Fullerton. Store front. One nice thing about their set up is they have an outer door that is unlocked which you go through before you get to an inner door where you ring the bell. Nice that you don't have to stand on the street while everyone walks by.

The girls: I keep getting the same one who's name I forget 2 seconds after she tells it to me. She's young (mid 20's I'd say) and cute. Another girl I saw there was super cute. Also young.

Cost: I think its $65 for the hour, maybe $70. Probably 20 bucks cheaper for the half hour, but I always go for the full hour there.

Pros: Cute, friendly girls. Pretty good massage. Good to the point that you start to wonder if this is a HE place or a legit place. Don't worry, you'll get your HE. Prices are reasonable. No real negotiation on the ending. Just a "you'll take care of me, right?" kind of thing. I usually give $60, because its such a nice relaxing experience.

Cons: In my experience it's HJ only. And while your hands can roam, I have not had any success in getting clothes off. So OTC only. If you're looking for more than that, you'll probably want to go somewhere else.

[HappyGardener]

You have been to more of the pps place than I have but, I always lead with "No massage, just boom boom. " They seem to understand that. Then the question is whether there will be more than sucking tits and boom boom. I have not paid more than 120. I get that part of the appeal of a MP is the massage. I just treat the places as cheaper sex without having to deal with druggies.

This.

I use his places after 10 pm or midnight. If the girl is old or not to my liking, I leave. If they tell ne massage prices, I say boom boom only and hold out $120 in cash. They say $160. I say bye bye. They say okok. Furious texting to papasan in Chinese characters. They usually have stand up shower and I rinse off. 10 minute massage, flip, boom boom, night night.

[HappyGardener]

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

Their prices are $70 for 45 minutes and $80 for one hour. At least that's what I pay. YMMV. I complained to my MT when the 45 minute sign went up and she and I talked to mama and I said I wanted a full hour. She said “ok honey full hour for you”
That always includes Table shower, sauna, massage. I’m a blue collar worker and I go to those places from job sites. I’m dirty. I want the shower.

[Coopertars]

Great place.

https://www.theearthchi.com/

Have you actually been there? Does it live up to hype of the website? Or is it just Red Lantern but at a storefront MP?

[DaveyJ23]

I appreciate the info. Thanks a lot.

Wendy is working at Broadway spa 4125 and Broadway Avenue.

[GMoney05]

Their hour is only 45 minutes!

Yeah I understand most Spa's are ran like that. But almost every Spa I've been to does offer 30 minutes sessions. Usually 1 hour Is around 45 minutes specially If you use the restroom. 30 minutes usually Is around 15-20 minutes. Most Spa's specially like Ozone, T-Pro or some of the Latina joints once they get familiar with you they skip the Massage altogether and get straight to the hand-shakes or whatever else you're paying extra for.

[JamesNoper]

Good evening anyone know where Emily or Angela went to work from West River Spa.

Same request. Kelly said Emely was taking house calls but I've lost her number years ago because she's been consistently at WRS.

[Aldeen]

Well Papasan has me hating myself again.

Morning visit to one of his places on NWside hoping to catch a fresh new face. Wrong!

Rang doorbell and when it opened I was totally disappointed.

Here's my 2 cent.

When in doubt walk out.

If they don't seem like what your after walk out.

Don't let the lower head do the talking, too many guys leaving disappointed. I have walked out on many places after asking for all the girls working.

Never be afraid to negotiate with them and yourself, iv left many places with no tip because of disappointment, despite the fact that iv been to many places across the you. S along with country.

Always remember, there's better places with women that are willing. If not today maybe tomorrow.

One thing that really helps is learn their language, it don't have to be the full thing, just enough to throw teases and compliments. It helps.