Massage Parlor Reports

**GMoney05** · 10-15-23 08:45

Originally Posted by Proton456 [View Original Post]

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

Yeah I drove all the way up north to CLC (Knowing I just wanted A look at this new Asian / Thai looking Latina) but the old Asian Mamasan who works the front desk refused to let me see this "Rita" and told me there's no 30 minute services only 1 hour. Which I never do because most Spa's rob you out of time. So $70 for 1 hour and you're taking A wild guess at whoever Is behind the door. Also some reviewers on here In the past hype up A new girl and when I get there I see A very below average looking Asian girl who I could've found at the Apartments In Chinatown for way cheaper than these Spa's.

**Watermelon1** · 10-15-23 01:52

Originally Posted by Perversity [View Original Post]

Mimi is very beautiful, sweet, affectionate, and eager to please. The damage was $$$ for an hour.

She's on the petite side, maybe 5'2" in bare feet? Very little English, we used our phones to communicate. I think she's Chinese. Thin but curvy, beautiful body. Her face looked a little older but not bad. 30? 35? I can never tell. She looked great, anyway. I don't care how old they are, as long as they wear it well. Implants, but in proportion with her thin build, which I think is ideal if she has to have implants. She really didn't need them.

We got naked to start, and she washed my hands and junk with alcohol. Burned a bit but not a big deal. At some point she gave me mouthwash. There was a lot of foreplay, kissing and cuddling to start, which I really liked. I feel like the first time with anyone is going to be a little awkward, but it was charming. She got me worked up with her body and hands and rubbed me between her boobs, which was fabulous.

She suited me up with a rubber I brought, lubed us both, and got on top. I hadn't cum for a few days, so I didn't last long. She was happy.

Then she gave me an OK massage. I did not push for a hard massage. I should have, because I usually need one. It was fine anyway. Started to reawaken the beast with a nice leg massage, but we didn't go for two pops. It's been a long time since I could do two pops in an hour anyway. Maybe she could get it out of me. Maybe..

Heard that Mimi got more menu options. Can someone PM me the details. Thanks.

**Proton456** · 10-15-23 00:16

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

I've reviewed CLC a couple of times in the last year but it gets buried by the propaganda from the south side.

The south side propaganda works because mongers know relatively well what they're getting. CLC, like the others in Mt P. , is a crap shoot, unless someone posts some review, and even that never as good as the south side propaganda. I texted CLC to get more insight but I get nothing but "come anytime". Well, what am I walking into? Petite, spinner, curvy, gigantic, 20's, 30's, 60's, blah, blah, what? No one knows, so I make the long drive through all that construction because I know at least the body type I am getting.

**Mahm82** · 10-14-23 23:06

Good evening anyone know where Emily or Angela went to work from West River Spa.

**HappyGardener** · 10-14-23 19:36

Originally Posted by Englee [View Original Post]

I stopped by CLC on Milwaukee today. I haven't been there in over a year.

Men, you should take your time out of your day and go check her out on the northwest side instead of fighting traffic to go down by Chinatown. Damage was $70 to the house for 45 minutes. I left $. 60 on the table. She said she is here until November 9th or 10th.

I've reviewed CLC a couple of times in the last year but it gets buried by the propaganda from the south side.

**BigsKings** · 10-14-23 16:43

Originally Posted by Perversity [View Original Post]

Yes. I've been once or twice. Did a couple's massage with my girlfriend. I would not bring up a happy ending there.

Yes it is easy to find out on Google reviews.

I went to their old location few years back, asked for happy ending and got kicked out. Never welcome back in fact.

They moved and seems the same.

**Perversity** · 10-14-23 14:07

Originally Posted by Nowhere500 [View Original Post]

Isn't that a legit place?

Yes. I've been once or twice. Did a couple's massage with my girlfriend. I would not bring up a happy ending there.

**Moss734** · 10-14-23 13:02

Originally Posted by Wenger [View Original Post]

I'll re-subscribe if I have to travel for work to an area I've never been to before just to try and get some details and options for the area and then cancel for the month. It was a waste for my last trip going to Minnesota but I was able to get some great info from a member on here. Actually visited twice in a 2 week span for surprisingly very good massage before and after with a full variety of services available at an affordable cost.

I did that too before until I realized that it's not just in Chicago where all the reviews are fake papasan reviews. It's everywhere on RM. Went to LA, same thing. Went to Seattle, same thing.

As for the reviews in Chicago (Chinatown in particular), +95% are fake posted by the same group of reviewers. I tried calling them out but the moderators won't let you post anybody's handle in any of your comments and reviews. Also, they monitor the other boards too and accused me of posting a bad review of their site here and banned me from posting any sort of review on their site.

Stick to this site, not always 100% accurate but much higher accuracy here with active members.

**Nowhere500** · 10-14-23 12:13

Originally Posted by Chiguy1983 [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen the new girl with tattoos, look like a Spanish rocker chick?

Isn't that a legit place?

**Chiguy1983** · 10-14-23 10:54

Has anyone seen the new girl with tattoos, look like a Spanish rocker chick?

**Wenger** · 10-14-23 08:59

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

Originally Posted by NovaBrain [View Original Post]

If you're referring to the other review website, it isn't worth it at all (in my opinion).

I subscribed for a few months to look for potential hidden gems or a different set of reviews, but unfortunately a large amount of reviews are copy pasted from here, or worded a little differently to evade some type of detection system. But they're usually posted within a few days of a review here. Even for some of the lesser known spots that don't get reviewed here, the reviews are either saying it's a legit spa or it's an ancient repost.

There was a very select handful of places that weren't reviewed here and actually had some intel, but the comment section for the spa had real mongers saying it's the owner self-reviewing to boost their score.

So no, probably not worth it, but maybe it's changed since I last used it (January 2023 - March 2023).

I'll re-subscribe if I have to travel for work to an area I've never been to before just to try and get some details and options for the area and then cancel for the month. It was a waste for my last trip going to Minnesota but I was able to get some great info from a member on here. Actually visited twice in a 2 week span for surprisingly very good massage before and after with a full variety of services available at an affordable cost.

**ThrilHouse** · 10-13-23 20:12

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Did she have a thick Bush, weed whacking material?

It seems like all these girls want the VIP money as the reviews for 30 min have not been good. Damn greedy ladies, LOL.

Until otherwise they are worth maybe the lowest rate as a pump and go. It's hard to always have the best girl, fob, master licker, anime looking, best beauty mixed with exotic. The list goes on. Don't fall for it gentlemen, though YMMV as one mans treasure is another garbage.

Onto review, tried Judy on Belmont. All that has been said is true, older looking but is at good price point and gets the job done. Thank you to the member that shared her info via PM. Was. Nice to set up appointment and go!

**GrannyLover** · 10-13-23 20:04

Was greeted by an older woman, fifties brought to a back room. Before anything she says $200 for massage, blow job and boom boom. I country with $160 she accepts. I get an uninspired 5 minute massage before flip. On flip, she gets undressed, saggy older woman body, she gives an actually decent CBJ for maybe a minute. The hops on CG. Her breath is just terrible, I was miserable. She's making fake noises and saying oh yeah baby. Every part of the experience is rushed. I lose my boner sand say I came. Clean up and then I leave. Terrible, would not repeat.

**Nowhere500** · 10-13-23 19:39

Originally Posted by Watermelon1 [View Original Post]

Drop in last minute after someone took my scheduled appointment at Asiana.

Arrived and MMS brings me to the room. Micky walks in shortly undress we went TS. TS was good but no real playing or teasing.

Massage strength not too hard or soft. Flipped, CBJ was soft and asked her to go cg. She is petite and light that I could carry her easily. Few positions before cumming in mish.

Micky is cute petite k girl. Will be more happy if BBBJ provided.

PM me if you need more details.

Is this on Armitage or South Halsted?

**ConfuciusMan** · 10-13-23 19:19

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Does anyone know where Wendy from Belmont Spa ended up after Belmont shut down? I heard a lot of the Belmont staff went to Linda Spa, but if anyone has any details I'd appreciate it.

She's not in the same league as a lot of the girls discussed here (she's a little older, doesn't offer a huge menu, etc.), but she's kind of one of my favorites in a low key sort of way. Great massage, very enjoyable ending. For those who have been around for a while, she used to be Mary at SXL. She was great there too.

Wendy is working at Broadway spa 4125 and Broadway Avenue.