Massage Parlor Reports

[NovaBrain]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

If you're referring to the other review website, it isn't worth it at all (in my opinion).

I subscribed for a few months to look for potential hidden gems or a different set of reviews, but unfortunately a large amount of reviews are copy pasted from here, or worded a little differently to evade some type of detection system. But they're usually posted within a few days of a review here. Even for some of the lesser known spots that don't get reviewed here, the reviews are either saying it's a legit spa or it's an ancient repost.

There was a very select handful of places that weren't reviewed here and actually had some intel, but the comment section for the spa had real mongers saying it's the owner self-reviewing to boost their score.

So no, probably not worth it, but maybe it's changed since I last used it (January 2023 - March 2023).

[RubLuvr]

A 140 half hour, then pushes extra charges for virtually anything, started to leave back to 140 quick level 3. Mine was bad, like Halloween costume bad. Saw one even worse. I would't go back for a 100 bucks for me. This is going to be a full on 3 week disgusted with myself journey.

[Akuma187]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

[Member #6568]

Heading to city this am, recommendations who to see, don't get down to city often-pm me.

[OF Charlie]

Seriously asking, is 140 hhr and 160 hr at these places realistic? Last time I tried, I got bad attitude. If 300 hr, a world of difference. I get it, they rather make more, but for me, I'd rather split it into two trips not minding missing the extras. It's the attitude that kills everything.

Yes, 140 for half hour cbj and cfs. Their biggest competition is Orange spa. If you go to Orange's website, 140 is their half hour rate also.

Some of their girls come from PD. And if you go to PD website, half hour rate is 140 also. Current room 2 girl Sophia will be at either 819 or Tokyo next week. At PD, for the hhr 140 rate the girls keep 80. Actually 77, as the door guy gets 3 bucks for each half hour guy from the girls. At 819 or Tokyo, half hour door fee is 50, so the girls keep 90 out of 140. And because there is no door guy, they save 3 bucks as well. So, they are better off by 13 bucks working at spa than PD. Why wouldn't they take 140. Getting 160 for an hour is probably tougher though.

As for attitude, I can't help you there. Girls work at multiple spas. For example, Lina was at PD in March and then at Orange in June. So the attitude is not from the spa itself.

[Proton456]

Interesting how someone just raves about the same girl in the apartment thread. I guess this is the true definition of your trash is someone's treasure. Although I must say this is the first time that I have read two such drastic different reviews on the same girl.

Could have saved 20 and got half hour cbj and cfs with any of the 819 or Tokyo girls for 140.

Thanks for sharing. Not many people take time to write reviews.

Seriously asking, is 140 hhr and 160 hr at these places realistic? Last time I tried, I got bad attitude. If 300 hr, a world of difference. I get it, they rather make more, but for me, I'd rather split it into two trips not minding missing the extras. It's the attitude that kills everything.

[OF Charlie]

Ruby.

I call and ask how many are working. Told 3. I arrive and the girl who lets me in is cute-ish, sort of a cross between a student and a stripper. Name started wit an S, don't recall what. She gets me in the room and asks me what I want. I'm confused because I've never been asked that here or in such good English.

She clarifies "L1, L2. " Uh, no, keep counting LOL. She tells me not today, she is on period. She says L2 is on the table. So like I said, she's cute, very good english and seems like she has a nice body. Ok, how much I ask. I must have been dreaming as I swore she said 1. 8. Ha! I ask if is anyone else available. She leaves for a few and comes back several minutes later with "yes, but there's a wait".

I ask where she's from. Las Vegas. I feel this may be promising and get on board. So I say no on 1. 8 but 1. 6 with Russian is agreed. Then she says, again out of nowhere, that she does not want to do L3 because she does not like "the smell of blood. ".

Ok, noted. She drops the dress, tons of tats, man-mades (eh), overall nice body. Very stand-offish. I get the feeling today may be her first day, as in she maybe arrived 15 minutes before I did. She's looking around and asks me if they have hand soap.

Lady, what?

Then we get into it and it's decent, but she keeps complaining about the place, implying it's kind of dumpy, and she keeps complaining that Chicago is dangerous. Like, schlorp, shlorp, this is a bad part of town, Chicago is so dangerous, schlorp. Then she asked me if I lived in the area. LOL fuck you. Then she says something about "problems", I don't know what but it was something about how she has "problems" when she comes to Chicago or something. And complaining about the money, then complaining about how I'm taking too long. At this point, she has not said a single positive or neutral thing, just gripes and total silence and more gripes. I try to loosen her up, nothing. It wasn't full-on bitchiness, but that constant, low-grade, passive aggressive note. She also complained about "Chinatown".

At some point she switches to hand and I swear to god it was like she had never touched a dick in her life. Either death grip or dead fish. I had to tell her a few times not to actually squeeze it. Eventually I want to go thinking of the time and money I wasted and mustered up what could have made an enjoyable finish but as SOON as we had liftoff she does the thing where she switches hands and then squeezes.

Which brings me back to the title of my post.

So beware this cute-ish faced girl. Glasses, big fake tits, arms and back tatted all up. If she talks so much during an attempted L2 I can't imagine how miserable she can make a man during L3. First real major strikeout at Ruby, usually OK to good experience.

Interesting how someone just raves about the same girl in the apartment thread. I guess this is the true definition of your trash is someone's treasure. Although I must say this is the first time that I have read two such drastic different reviews on the same girl.

Could have saved 20 and got half hour cbj and cfs with any of the 819 or Tokyo girls for 140.

Thanks for sharing. Not many people take time to write reviews.

[Terrapin911]

What are my best close by options when staying at the Crowne Plaza Chicago Ohare Hotel 5440 North River Road, Rosemont?

Hahaha that's hilarious. I've had more pussy in the hotel you are staying in than any AMP nearby LOL.

However, Harmony at 5050 N Cumberland is probably your closest. About a 5 minute uber ride from the hotel. Korean MP. Nice place, girls are usually good looking, however I have heard they can sometimes charge about $20 above the normal prices. If you want to stay close to the hotel, have a nice time with a good looking girl and don't mind paying a bit extra it would be a good option. You can get whatever you are looking for there. Place is jammed in the corner though and easy to miss if you don't know it's there.

TP.

[Captain Stiffy]

What are my best close by options when staying at the Crowne Plaza Chicago Ohare Hotel 5440 North River Road, Rosemont?

[GMoney05]

Went to check it out and was confused because I didn't see the words Princess Spa in the sign. Went in and had Lydi. Said she was Filipina. As others have stated massage was decent with L1.

I miss Lydia. Do you or anybody else for that matter have any Info on where she's at now? She left Princess Thai both locations now have older Asians over 40. Lydia's body was bangin.

[GMoney05]

Can anyone recommend a petite and young Latina at this place? Haven't been there in a year or so and my experience in that past was mostly plump women in their 40's.

None. Your better off trying the other Latina spa's over on Belmont like Vida or Sunkiss on Chicago Ave and ask for Stephanie. She gave me a legit massage nothing special but maybe if you offer a good amount of money she will and she's way hotter than all the husky Latina's who's pushing 40 or already over 40 at Princess. Stephanie only works weekends. They could be mean and rude at Princess Stephanie is also nice and friendly.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Ruby.

I call and ask how many are working. Told 3. I arrive and the girl who lets me in is cute-ish, sort of a cross between a student and a stripper. Name started wit an S, don't recall what. She gets me in the room and asks me what I want. I'm confused because I've never been asked that here or in such good English.

She clarifies "L1, L2. " Uh, no, keep counting LOL. She tells me not today, she is on period. She says L2 is on the table. So like I said, she's cute, very good english and seems like she has a nice body. Ok, how much I ask. I must have been dreaming as I swore she said 1. 8. Ha! I ask if is anyone else available. She leaves for a few and comes back several minutes later with "yes, but there's a wait".

I ask where she's from. Las Vegas. I feel this may be promising and get on board. So I say no on 1. 8 but 1. 6 with Russian is agreed. Then she says, again out of nowhere, that she does not want to do L3 because she does not like "the smell of blood. ".

Ok, noted. She drops the dress, tons of tats, man-mades (eh), overall nice body. Very stand-offish. I get the feeling today may be her first day, as in she maybe arrived 15 minutes before I did. She's looking around and asks me if they have hand soap.

Lady, what?

Then we get into it and it's decent, but she keeps complaining about the place, implying it's kind of dumpy, and she keeps complaining that Chicago is dangerous. Like, schlorp, shlorp, this is a bad part of town, Chicago is so dangerous, schlorp. Then she asked me if I lived in the area. LOL fuck you. Then she says something about "problems", I don't know what but it was something about how she has "problems" when she comes to Chicago or something. And complaining about the money, then complaining about how I'm taking too long. At this point, she has not said a single positive or neutral thing, just gripes and total silence and more gripes. I try to loosen her up, nothing. It wasn't full-on bitchiness, but that constant, low-grade, passive aggressive note. She also complained about "Chinatown".

At some point she switches to hand and I swear to god it was like she had never touched a dick in her life. Either death grip or dead fish. I had to tell her a few times not to actually squeeze it. Eventually I want to go thinking of the time and money I wasted and mustered up what could have made an enjoyable finish but as SOON as we had liftoff she does the thing where she switches hands and then squeezes.

Which brings me back to the title of my post.

So beware this cute-ish faced girl. Glasses, big fake tits, arms and back tatted all up. If she talks so much during an attempted L2 I can't imagine how miserable she can make a man during L3. First real major strikeout at Ruby, usually OK to good experience.

[RichL1234]

Please clean up your pm inbox it is full for awhile.

Done, thanks for the heads up.

[DWaits]

Please clean up your pm inbox it is full for awhile.

ORD,

I know you love the GILFs. I saw Yang Yang there and she was late 40's / early 50's. MILF, not GILF, but maybe the deal for DVS on Belmont is that all providers are named Yang Yang even if pps changes the actual provider. I wrote a review but I can't remember the date.

[OrdLover]

Visited one of papasans places on the NWside (Belmont to be more specific) saw Ying Ying- ok older Gilf, nice smaller sized boobs, flat ass, fit body for a woman of her age. Door fee of 60, very weak massage with lots of teasing, and after minimal negotiating she was DTF for an additional $. Not bad standard miss. Position.

Not a bad option if you are into older women.

Will I revisit? Maybe out of pure convenience.

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