Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeWhiskey]

I first want to thank everyone who has posted reviews on this page before. Your experiences and knowledge have definitely helped me find gems I would otherwise have looked over and ignored. So I wanted to repay back all the knowledge and finally contribute at least once.

I, like most men, am sucker for a huge ass. You ask me whether I would choose between a big booty or big titties, I take the booty 99.99 times out of 100. So when perusing on bedpage I stumbled upon a Thai independents named Tiki with reportedly a big booty. The number ends in 4162 (Ill link the two adds on the bottom). Big booties are my kryptonite and an Asian one, as we all know, is extremely elusive and hard to find. I find one review from TER and decide to take the plunge. I texted the number and within a few minutes was confirmed for a mid afternoon appointment.

She is located in Fairfax near Fairfax corner in one of the nearby neighborhood / sprawling apartment complexes. It was fairly easy to get there and find parking given the time I went. I imagine the parking situation is a bit trickier once people return from work. But I digress.

I arrive 15 min earlier than scheduled. I text her I'm there and she replies that she is ready now. I walk up to her appointment and see her greeting me by the door. I see that the pictures from the ad are accurate. She was wearing a green nightie that accentuated all her curves and her C cup. Her face matched the pictures but was caked with a ton of makeup. The booty was as large and phat as advertised. It is to be noted that she is a bbw. So she did have a belly but her booty mesmerized me in.

I walk though the bathroom directly to a room with a standard message table. She offers the standard Thai independent prices of $. 80 for 30 min, $ for 45, and $1.2 for 1 hour and $$ for 1 hour plus nuru (I'm not too savvy with the abbreviations so let me know if I need to elaborate further). I end up choosing the hour massage given that in my past experiences it has yielded better outcomes.

The massage, in my limited experience, was fantastic. Tiki is clearly a veteran and knows her way around a mans body. She applied medium pressure and paid special attention to certain trouble spots like the back of my knee and shoulder. She even incorporated a bit of stretches / physical therapy exercises to get me as relaxed as possible. She used a combination of oils throughout but I won't be able to tell you what kind she used. For strictly the message it was definitely worth the price.

After 45 min or so we proceed directly to the negotiation on extras. She points at my member abruptly and asks if I'm interested in extras. I immediately say yes and say that I want everything. She immediately quotes me $$. My negotiation skills can be improved but I took a solid stab at it. I first try to lowball her to and say $. 8. She says that would be only good for hand release and stays at her current price point. I tell her that I've gotten cheaper deals elsewhere and tell her that my cap is $1.6. She counters that if I want to pay that amount that I need to go elsewhere. She said she needed to pay for rent and that it was expensive etc. She was obstinate and would not budge. She even stated that I did not have the money for it that is ok. All my haggling was for naught. It seemed to me like this was a classic case of GPS. As stated earlier, big booties are my kryptonite so I take the plunge and pay the $$.

She proceeds to give me a CBJ first to get me hard. We then go for cowgirl. She at least rode me well. It was satisfying to have her big booty slam up and down. We then pivot to doggy where I fill the bag within 3 min. I was given the option to take a shower and obliged. She gave me a water before I headed out.

Overall the massage was excellent and the extras were pretty good but a bit too expensive. I think you can get better value elsewhere in the KAMPs or even some of the other Thai independent providers. Would I repeat? At the total price point of $$$ 2 no.

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Rtff and got the info I needed. Anyone else want to chime in?

[BoredOne89]

Headed over to Smooth Water Spa because I heard they had women in their twenties. Massage was okay. Woman said she was 25, I believe her but was not the most enjoyable HJ experience. She didn't let me touch her top area only bum. She also kept going way to fast. When I told her to slow down she said she didn't speak english so I used hand motions to try to get her to take it easy. She still didn't listen.

[MikeWhiskey]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23087517.html

Anyone try her yet. There's no name in the ad so I couldn't do a search. Report or pm me please.

[Serpico99]

Was in yellow fever and thought it's got to be a MILF, hot MILF. Drove 25 min and got there. Called ahead so Grace was waiting for me. We been met more than 5 times so I can tell she really knows me. Table massage was great and she didn't mind giving a sensual TS. She gave me a brief HJ while cleaning the package. Massage is always great. Just great. She then dropped her clothes and then give a great blow job. I asked her to climb up the table and she did. Had her squatted down on my face. She allowed me to taste her soft and tasteful vagina lips. I gently kissed on her lips and then started giving a vigorous tongue bath on her clit. She got wet a lot and I devoured her juice. Went 69 and her head game is top notch. I often thrusted her mouth in that position, she was patient. It was pleasurable. I started crying & shivering my body. Her mouth vacuum got stronger. Grace didn't stop giving head though there was nothing left to fill the bag. I patted her ass and she stopped head game. Hope someday I could plow her kitty.

Grace is at it with the fake reviews again. The title says BBBJCIM but then "he" says he filled the bag when "Grace" was doing BJ. If you are going to post fake reviews, at least have the title and actual review align with the fake services you are advertising LOL.

[FourNick8]

Thanks for the note on Jenny. She's as advertised as stated above but I'd say she's soooo much better than expected. Jenny is a young early 20's girl with large bs or small cs, flat stomach and a nice round bottom. Her legs are athletic IMHO. She's shaven but not bare and has pretty lips too. Her face is attractive and she has a very nice smile. Sweet girl overall. She has an open menu so I had CBJ (meh) and cfs. We did multiple things and I left completely satisfied. She probably faked her Os but I know she felt the deep pounding. All while never complaining and moans throughout. I think she likes FS because she smiled ear to ear afterwards and later for a few minutes to catch her breath.

She's a pleasant surprise for that place and I'd try to see her at least once more before she leaves. The damage was $140 but she wanted $160 the next time. Have fun and be safe. Enjoy fellas!.

Went to see Jenny based on your review and my lust for Vietnamese. I wasn't impressed.

For you to say she is early 20's tells me you have never fucked an early 20's Vietnamese. I've been to Vietnam and been with more than 50 of them and put Jenny's age at 40. After an uneventful massage the flip came and she looked at me with a straight face and said 180 for CBJ and CFS; Unfuckingbelievable. Didn't feel like negotiating so I told her just a HJ and she even questioned 50 for that simple act. Mind you, for her asking amount + house fee one can go to an agency and see a real early 20's Japanese porn star in a comfortable apartment and get mutual shower, BJ preview, Blue Toast, DFK, DATY, BBBJ, multiple position CFS, and BBBJCIM finish. No way I'm spending 260+ at an AMP for a lame massage and 15 minutes of everything covered fucking on a hard massage table.

I have said this before but AMP prices for FS have gone through the fucking roof. The are better options out there.

[LoveDemAzn]

Thanks for the note on Jenny. She's as advertised as stated above but I'd say she's soooo much better than expected. Jenny is a young early 20's girl with large bs or small cs, flat stomach and a nice round bottom. Her legs are athletic IMHO. She's shaven but not bare and has pretty lips too. Her face is attractive and she has a very nice smile. Sweet girl overall. She has an open menu so I had CBJ (meh) and cfs. We did multiple things and I left completely satisfied. She probably faked her Os but I know she felt the deep pounding. All while never complaining and moans throughout. I think she likes FS because she smiled ear to ear afterwards and later for a few minutes to catch her breath.

She's a pleasant surprise for that place and I'd try to see her at least once more before she leaves. The damage was $140 but she wanted $160 the next time. Have fun and be safe. Enjoy fellas!

Kid.

My experience is different. Her CBJ was ok and FS was ok but she take a pounding. No eye contact on FS and she wasn't into it. Maybe cause it was late and she tired. She wanted 180 but got her down to 140. She definitely not in her 20's more like early to mid 40. Viet lady age well if they take care of their health. I have a lot viet lady friend that look 20's or 30's but they actually in their late 30 to late 40's. But she got nice booty for viet lady. I probably won't repeat with her. Just remember this hobby is YMMV.

[KidFarian]

Was in the neighborhood of Best Therapy in Chantilly and stopped in to visit a old friend of maybe 13 years, Lucy Lu. Turns out she has 3 new gals there that I met and had the pleasure of one.

The interesting thing is that 2 of the girls are Vietnamese (SP) from California. Both, IMHO, are young vivacious girls that are good looking, tall and thin with great assets. They are up for fun if you bring good money. Names are Jenny and Coco. (I know there are a million Coco's). Jenny was up and I had an hour in Heaven. I plan to return to visit Coco next. Hot numbers! Both!

Jenny speaks English and Coco no. Funny thing is neither speak Korean, like the manager does. So English is the common language in a Korean spa!

The third gal is a classy Hispanic, Jasmine. She speaks perfect English, as she grew up in the US, and is fun to talk to. She is round all over with big boobs and big buns. If that is your style. All 3 have gotten great feedback frm what I saw on mmsn's phone, thanking her for the "massages".

I always get a nice reception as I am nice to the ladies and tip well. Turns out they finally have got some first class gals, so treat them right. The 2 Vietnamese girls go back to CA 11/10 but. Plan to come back again in a few weeks.

Enjoy as I did.

DC.

Thanks for the note on Jenny. She's as advertised as stated above but I'd say she's soooo much better than expected. Jenny is a young early 20's girl with large bs or small cs, flat stomach and a nice round bottom. Her legs are athletic IMHO. She's shaven but not bare and has pretty lips too. Her face is attractive and she has a very nice smile. Sweet girl overall. She has an open menu so I had CBJ (meh) and cfs. We did multiple things and I left completely satisfied. She probably faked her Os but I know she felt the deep pounding. All while never complaining and moans throughout. I think she likes FS because she smiled ear to ear afterwards and later for a few minutes to catch her breath.

She's a pleasant surprise for that place and I'd try to see her at least once more before she leaves. The damage was $140 but she wanted $160 the next time. Have fun and be safe. Enjoy fellas!

Kid.

[PapiKulo]

I concur with PA about the mature ladies at Bamboo. They are always well dressed and poised and have a certain class not seen in most AMPs. They greet you at the door like ladies and take you in the nicely appointed rooms for conversation, a proper massage, and HJ. Their menu is limited but enjoyable. I reached under the dress on my fist visit for a little UTC roaming and was told that wasn't on the table. I reached up there again later in the session and was scolded to the point where I said sorry. Still an enjoyable experience.

The two I have seen both remind me of the camp club mama sans at the nightclubs I used to frequent in Korea back in the 1980's. They were always prim and proper at the front door but when you got to know them they would suggest the absolute best sex freaks for you to take out of the bar and fuck. I sometimes wonder if these Bamboo ladies were those bar girls 35 years ago.

Mate, can you share the location and the damage for half and full hours please? Feel free to PM if you'd prefer that. Sometimes a bloke needs experience over youth if you smelling what I'm shitting. Thanks heaps.

[FourNick8]

Grace didn't stop giving head though there was nothing left to fill the bag. .

Are you implying that you received BBBJCIM while you were wearing a condom?

We all have seen over a dozen glowing reviews for Grace from newbs like you with under 10 posts and only not so good reviews from seniors.

I'm sorry but I have to call you out on this. Every single of your NOVA AMP posts have been about Grace.

[EngrossingMILF]

Was in yellow fever and thought it's got to be a MILF, hot MILF. Drove 25 min and got there. Called ahead so Grace was waiting for me. We been met more than 5 times so I can tell she really knows me. Table massage was great and she didn't mind giving a sensual TS. She gave me a brief HJ while cleaning the package. Massage is always great. Just great. She then dropped her clothes and then give a great blow job. I asked her to climb up the table and she did. Had her squatted down on my face. She allowed me to taste her soft and tasteful vagina lips. I gently kissed on her lips and then started giving a vigorous tongue bath on her clit. She got wet a lot and I devoured her juice. Went 69 and her head game is top notch. I often thrusted her mouth in that position, she was patient. It was pleasurable. I started crying & shivering my body. Her mouth vacuum got stronger. Grace didn't stop giving head though there was nothing left to fill the bag. I patted her ass and she stopped head game. Hope someday I could plow her kitty.

[FourNick8]

I find I have the best experiences with the NoVA AMPs. As an over-60 (by a lot) monger, I'm more comfortable with the over-40 talent. Of which there is an ample supply.

Bamboo Therapy is a small but very-well managed massage center due to the experience of the MSS / staff.

Although current building renovations have closed some offices in the Medical Building, Bamboo Therapy was renovated last year and is open, clean. A very nice place.

I enjoyed a great massage experience this week (as usual / and as I expected). All aspects were to my liking. So, for me, excellent (as I expected). YMMV..

I concur with PA about the mature ladies at Bamboo. They are always well dressed and poised and have a certain class not seen in most AMPs. They greet you at the door like ladies and take you in the nicely appointed rooms for conversation, a proper massage, and HJ. Their menu is limited but enjoyable. I reached under the dress on my fist visit for a little UTC roaming and was told that wasn't on the table. I reached up there again later in the session and was scolded to the point where I said sorry. Still an enjoyable experience.

The two I have seen both remind me of the camp club mama sans at the nightclubs I used to frequent in Korea back in the 1980's. They were always prim and proper at the front door but when you got to know them they would suggest the absolute best sex freaks for you to take out of the bar and fuck. I sometimes wonder if these Bamboo ladies were those bar girls 35 years ago.

[PrivatePyle]

I had a chance over the past few weeks to see three of the women at Sunny Spa: Monica, Mia, and Sophia. All are in good shape and attractive--Mia might be the cutest but all have their assets. All of them give a passable massage. It is not CMT-level by any measure but each one has a plan and covers all parts of your body with long strokes. I am not sure if they pass notes on customers, but after I told Monica that I enjoyed her attention to my glutes I got a thorough treatment from the other two. I think they are from Taiwan, and I had to use a translator for a few things. I am quiet so not really an issue. Of note, the front room is really loud as it faces the street--I had a hard time relaxing in my session there. Also, once the sessions start, the front door is locked if there is nobody waiting on a customer. Once the play starts, the door to the room is locked. Finally, I watched Mia strip the table after we were done and put clean sheets on (I was in a hurry the other two times so did not see).

Now, the only part I did not like was the separate negotiation after the flip and the pay up front. I ended up at $ for DATY and nude HE for all three. I am sure there is more on the table from other reports but that is what I like at this point in my life. For future visits, I will just lay the tip out at the start. The ladies were enthusiastic participants in post-flip activities. One held my head with both hands as she spread her legs, one kept pulling my hands to her breasts, and one spoke what I assume to be sexy Chinese in whispers to help me come. I am absolutely sure that all of these are part of the hourly one-act play, but it keeps me interested. Anyway, all of them are repeats for me and provide good service.

[Avanizh2000]

I visited the new spa next to Eastern in Fairfax this afternoon.

I called two hours ahead of time to make sure Amy was there (due to the reviews here).

A lady named Lulu opened the door (4/10 face and 5/10 body). I made sure to ask for her name because I have never seen Amy. She told me that Amy was in the other room.

Amy then appears from behind a partition and greets me with a smile and hug.

I pay $80 for an hour massage.

Much of what I read about Amy was true but her ass is not that round or nice in my view. There is just not a lot to grab on to.

It's true that she is flat chested and is petite. I think she is in her early 40's.

I asked her where she was from, to confirm it was Amy and she said Taiwan.

Her face is about a 5/10 and her body is maybe a 6/10.

She kisses but it's more like she sticks her tongue out there, which is a strange type of kissing.

After about 15 minutes of massaging which was pretty good, she asked how much I was going to tip and what I wanted.

I told her "boom boom" and she said $160, I countered with $140 and she agreed.

She did some BBBJ before putting on a condom and then CFS. She seemed pretty into it. Eyes were closed about 80% of the time and kept saying "Your #1".

Switched two positions and then released on her chest.

She really does not know any English so she communicates with you using her translator app on her phone.

Overall, it was ok but I am not sure I will be coming back.

If what you are after is BBBJ or CFS from a 40 why / o petite Asian then she might be what you are looking for.

[KidFarian]

Was in the neighborhood of Best Therapy in Chantilly and stopped in to visit a old friend of maybe 13 years, Lucy Lu. Turns out she has 3 new gals there that I met and had the pleasure of one.

The interesting thing is that 2 of the girls are Vietnamese (SP) from California. Both, IMHO, are young vivacious girls that are good looking, tall and thin with great assets. They are up for fun if you bring good money. Names are Jenny and Coco. (I know there are a million Coco's). Jenny was up and I had an hour in Heaven. I plan to return to visit Coco next. Hot numbers! Both!

Jenny speaks English and Coco no. Funny thing is neither speak Korean, like the manager does. So English is the common language in a Korean spa!

The third gal is a classy Hispanic, Jasmine. She speaks perfect English, as she grew up in the US, and is fun to talk to. She is round all over with big boobs and big buns. If that is your style. All 3 have gotten great feedback frm what I saw on mmsn's phone, thanking her for the "massages".

I always get a nice reception as I am nice to the ladies and tip well. Turns out they finally have got some first class gals, so treat them right. The 2 Vietnamese girls go back to CA 11/10 but. Plan to come back again in a few weeks.

Enjoy as I did.

DC.

Saw Jasmine recently and she is as described above. Nice conversation and has an open menu. I opted for only NoVA finish because she just wasn't too attractive for my liking. She's not bad looking but she looks every bit 45 ish and does carry a pouch. Her HJ is pretty good as she talks dirty in Spanish while finishing up. I'm not sure what her rates are for xtra but I'm assuming it's standard rates for CBJ and cfs.

Jenny was cleaning up as I was leaving and she is next on my list it available.

Kid.

[PilotAviator]

I find I have the best experiences with the NoVA AMPs. As an over-60 (by a lot) monger, I'm more comfortable with the over-40 talent. Of which there is an ample supply.

Bamboo Therapy is a small but very-well managed massage center due to the experience of the MSS / staff.

Although current building renovations have closed some offices in the Medical Building, Bamboo Therapy was renovated last year and is open, clean. A very nice place.

I enjoyed a great massage experience this week (as usual / and as I expected). All aspects were to my liking. So, for me, excellent (as I expected). YMMV.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.