Massage Parlor Reports

[Moss734]

I'll re-subscribe if I have to travel for work to an area I've never been to before just to try and get some details and options for the area and then cancel for the month. It was a waste for my last trip going to Minnesota but I was able to get some great info from a member on here. Actually visited twice in a 2 week span for surprisingly very good massage before and after with a full variety of services available at an affordable cost.

I did that too before until I realized that it's not just in Chicago where all the reviews are fake papasan reviews. It's everywhere on RM. Went to LA, same thing. Went to Seattle, same thing.

As for the reviews in Chicago (Chinatown in particular), +95% are fake posted by the same group of reviewers. I tried calling them out but the moderators won't let you post anybody's handle in any of your comments and reviews. Also, they monitor the other boards too and accused me of posting a bad review of their site here and banned me from posting any sort of review on their site.

Stick to this site, not always 100% accurate but much higher accuracy here with active members.

[Nowhere500]

Has anyone seen the new girl with tattoos, look like a Spanish rocker chick?

Isn't that a legit place?

[Chiguy1983]

Has anyone seen the new girl with tattoos, look like a Spanish rocker chick?

[Wenger]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

If you're referring to the other review website, it isn't worth it at all (in my opinion).

I subscribed for a few months to look for potential hidden gems or a different set of reviews, but unfortunately a large amount of reviews are copy pasted from here, or worded a little differently to evade some type of detection system. But they're usually posted within a few days of a review here. Even for some of the lesser known spots that don't get reviewed here, the reviews are either saying it's a legit spa or it's an ancient repost.

There was a very select handful of places that weren't reviewed here and actually had some intel, but the comment section for the spa had real mongers saying it's the owner self-reviewing to boost their score.

So no, probably not worth it, but maybe it's changed since I last used it (January 2023 - March 2023).

I'll re-subscribe if I have to travel for work to an area I've never been to before just to try and get some details and options for the area and then cancel for the month. It was a waste for my last trip going to Minnesota but I was able to get some great info from a member on here. Actually visited twice in a 2 week span for surprisingly very good massage before and after with a full variety of services available at an affordable cost.

[ThrilHouse]

Did she have a thick Bush, weed whacking material?

It seems like all these girls want the VIP money as the reviews for 30 min have not been good. Damn greedy ladies, LOL.

Until otherwise they are worth maybe the lowest rate as a pump and go. It's hard to always have the best girl, fob, master licker, anime looking, best beauty mixed with exotic. The list goes on. Don't fall for it gentlemen, though YMMV as one mans treasure is another garbage.

Onto review, tried Judy on Belmont. All that has been said is true, older looking but is at good price point and gets the job done. Thank you to the member that shared her info via PM. Was. Nice to set up appointment and go!

[GrannyLover]

Was greeted by an older woman, fifties brought to a back room. Before anything she says $200 for massage, blow job and boom boom. I country with $160 she accepts. I get an uninspired 5 minute massage before flip. On flip, she gets undressed, saggy older woman body, she gives an actually decent CBJ for maybe a minute. The hops on CG. Her breath is just terrible, I was miserable. She's making fake noises and saying oh yeah baby. Every part of the experience is rushed. I lose my boner sand say I came. Clean up and then I leave. Terrible, would not repeat.

[Nowhere500]

Drop in last minute after someone took my scheduled appointment at Asiana.

Arrived and MMS brings me to the room. Micky walks in shortly undress we went TS. TS was good but no real playing or teasing.

Massage strength not too hard or soft. Flipped, CBJ was soft and asked her to go cg. She is petite and light that I could carry her easily. Few positions before cumming in mish.

Micky is cute petite k girl. Will be more happy if BBBJ provided.

PM me if you need more details.

Is this on Armitage or South Halsted?

[ConfuciusMan]

Does anyone know where Wendy from Belmont Spa ended up after Belmont shut down? I heard a lot of the Belmont staff went to Linda Spa, but if anyone has any details I'd appreciate it.

She's not in the same league as a lot of the girls discussed here (she's a little older, doesn't offer a huge menu, etc.), but she's kind of one of my favorites in a low key sort of way. Great massage, very enjoyable ending. For those who have been around for a while, she used to be Mary at SXL. She was great there too.

Wendy is working at Broadway spa 4125 and Broadway Avenue.

[CivicSi213]

Did she have a thick Bush, weed whacking material?

It seems like all these girls want the VIP money as the reviews for 30 min have not been good. Damn greedy ladies, LOL.

I wouldn't call it a Bush, but let's just the grass hadn't been cut in a week or so. It was dark down there. Makes sense that they would want customers to opt for the 1 hr, but not everyone has an a full hour to spare, plus some girls a truly not worth spending an hour with: second time going to a spa in the city, first time was to see April at orange spa, and let me tell you day / night difference. That my friend was worth the trip. She was truly hot. Anyone know if the girl that has been mentioned from SXL actually a hottie? Emily I believe her name is.

SI.

[DMichaels69]

Did she have a thick Bush, weed whacking material?

It seems like all these girls want the VIP money as the reviews for 30 min have not been good. Damn greedy ladies, LOL.

Visited Tokyo for the first time. Good location, not a bad looking spa at all. I drew Sophia. She seemed personable, but that quickly changed when we got in the room. She was literally on her phone 10 min of our 30 min session, which I found rude. She was texting someone. Asked for a TS, acted like it was a bother. TS by far was the best part. It was really good. Did some Russian on her which she has some decent jugs. Back into the room, she tried upselling me on the hour, which at this point no way in hell was I opting for that. BBBJ was decent, but short. I didn't connect with her, she seemed like she didn't want to be there. Opted the hell out of DATY, listen for those who have done DATY with Sophia, who guys are savages. I did not find the courage to get near that. And I love DATY. It did not smell, but it was rough. So bad that I had to close my eyes and think of something else while pounding her to be able to finish. Overall, a below average performance and looks. I will definitely not repeat.

SI.

[CivicSi213]

Visited Tokyo for the first time. Good location, not a bad looking spa at all. I drew Sophia. She seemed personable, but that quickly changed when we got in the room. She was literally on her phone 10 min of our 30 min session, which I found rude. She was texting someone. Asked for a TS, acted like it was a bother. TS by far was the best part. It was really good. Did some Russian on her which she has some decent jugs. Back into the room, she tried upselling me on the hour, which at this point no way in hell was I opting for that. BBBJ was decent, but short. I didn't connect with her, she seemed like she didn't want to be there. Opted the hell out of DATY, listen for those who have done DATY with Sophia, who guys are savages. I did not find the courage to get near that. And I love DATY. It did not smell, but it was rough. So bad that I had to close my eyes and think of something else while pounding her to be able to finish. Overall, a below average performance and looks. I will definitely not repeat.

SI.

[Akuma187]

Same thing happened to me. Have to assume the finally got busted. They were totally out of control with their advertising.

Wanted to make a stop here whiles I was here next week. Guess I'll have to head over to Orange, Ruby or Archer. Had an amazing time with Monica here.

[DaveyJ23]

Does anyone know where Wendy from Belmont Spa ended up after Belmont shut down? I heard a lot of the Belmont staff went to Linda Spa, but if anyone has any details I'd appreciate it.

She's not in the same league as a lot of the girls discussed here (she's a little older, doesn't offer a huge menu, etc.), but she's kind of one of my favorites in a low key sort of way. Great massage, very enjoyable ending. For those who have been around for a while, she used to be Mary at SXL. She was great there too.

[SpaDude777]

They did not respond to text asking for lineup a few days ago. Anyone has update? Other affiliated places affected?

Same thing happened to me. Have to assume the finally got busted. They were totally out of control with their advertising.

[Proton456]

Drove by this afternoon. Big orange city sticker on the door.

They did not respond to text asking for lineup a few days ago. Anyone has update? Other affiliated places affected?