Massage Parlor Reports

[ChastD1959]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Rumor is, that he / they used to write for Penthouse Forum. It's me, I started the rumor.

[Gene2]

Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

I'm a target rich environment. And the good natured banter is respected. I deserve all the crap given.

You sure no hookers were banged?

G2.

[Cjm2333]

I was driving through Zeeland today and believe it or not saw a new massage parlor. What's this world coming to? LOL. I may have to take one for the team and see what's up!

[Search Budddy]

Thanks for the detailed review—but you left out any clues to what "office" or "same building" you are talking about.

Gentlemen,

I know you have all seen me post a handful of times about this gorgeous woman. Every time I've met her has been a sensual, erotic, please-filled dream. I haven't seen her in a few weeks though after trying some other talent such as Rain and Eve who are both conveniently located in her same building. They were both fantastic as well. But this session with Lola was different. She was carnal, almost animalistic.

When I entered her office, she gave me a devious smile, stood up while wearing a robe and strolled over to me. She wrapped her arms around my neck and hugged me. With my hands grabbing as much of that perfect ass as I could, she nibbles my earlobe before moaning in my ear and telling me that I better not wait so long to see her again. Shivers running down my spine, she locked the door behind me and then dropped her robe. She was wearing a gorgeous lingerie set. Usually it's just a tank top and booty shorts, but she seemed extra dedicated to making this what is likely the most erotic experience of my life. Her lingerie barely containing her 38 DDs, nipples peeking through, She grabbed my member and balls through my sweatpants and walked me to our room. When we entered, she closed the door and pushed me against it and kissed my neck while rubbing my chest. Lifting up my shirt over my head, she started stroking me while teasing my nipples with her tongue. Squatting down, she grabbed my waistband and pulled down my sweatpants and boxers in one motion. My cock sprang to attention in front of her gorgeous lips. She looked up at me, thanked me for finally visiting her again, and spat on my throbbing rod, she stroked me until I was at full mast while she admonished me for making it so long since I had last seen her. Reaching down, she pulled off my shoes and socks before fully removing my pants. She stood back up, undoing her bra and pulling my face into these perfect tits, making me suck each nipple while she continued to milk me. She finally turned around and bent over, removing her g-string. Dropping it to the floor, she started grinding against me, backing that juicy ass up on my dick and balls, teasing and taunting me. She told me she was going to make me pay for making her wait to see me again as I tried to hold myself from going over the edge and unloading on her back and ass prematurely!

[NoseJelly]

As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers!

Just busting G2's Chops with some sarcasm and cynicism fellas! No seriousness intended. Also, no Hookers were banged, harmed or contacted during the hilarity!

NJ.

[Love The Lips]

I'm sure we've all experienced it at a parlor when you show up for your appointment and the girl leads you to your room and says "make yourself comfortable and I'll be right back". Sometimes it's a good 5 minutes or more before they come back in. Of course this is an old trick that some of the girls use to shave time off of your session. One of the solutions is once they come back in, let them see that you are setting a timer on your phone. This is for two reasons, one being that you are not shorted time AND that you don't go over thus cutting into their time. That's one solution but this next one I like even better, the "immediate start". This is where the girl takes you to your room but then doesn't leave and go back out. You start your time right then with her undressing you and you in return undressing her to get her "more comfortable". This is much more fun and sexy as hell! It solves the problem of time shorting, gets her comfortable right away and gets things off to a great start from the get go. No more awkward tip haggling in the middle of a session. I know we all miss Natasha at Panacea as she is one that would make your time sexy as hell using this method and she knew that this would increase her tip amount and she never had to bring up the subject of tips at all. There are some that have the business smarts to do this and I for one am anxious to go see Summer now that she is back at Panacea as she is one that at least in my previous experience is all about pleasing her clients and would be all for that personal experience. So remember guys, always ask for the "Immediate start". If they don't know what it is, explain it to them, they will thank you for it as they will see their tips increase without even having to bring up the subject of tipping.

[White300]

How is the talent at Wonder lately? Is Linda still doing massages? PM is fine.

[AspenWood]

How does one get in touch with Rain? I've searched everywhere and can't find anything.

I cannot post her info on the forum like that. Only reason I heard about her is because I was lucky enough to have Lola let me know after a session weeks ago. I don't know if she has an ad or not. So if you want to schedule her, PM me.

[AspenWood]

OK, so not brothers. Maybe Nephews of Uncle Freebeern via a couple of his brothers marriages?

Consanguineous.

As someone who has recently had doubts about Gene lately as well thanks to his slip-up, I would humbly request that one of the providers here can attest to the fact that I'm a different person that Gene. I know for a fact that I've met people who he has as well. Hunter and CJ for sure. Maybe Jessi? Maybe Lola? I just don't want to be affiliated with someone who has multiple accounts. No offense, G2/ Free Beer, but we aren't that similar. You're not the only loquacious and well-written dude around, but that's about as far as it goes!

Sorry for the confusion, folks. Just trying to give why'all a real review from someone too young and carefree to have multiple accounts.

Appreciate all you honest folks!

AW.

P.S.: I don't write here to impress people here. I'm just here to share my knowledge and my experiences. Do with that what you will! The only reason that I write these reviews in the first place is to protect other people like yourselves, because you are the reason why I was brave enough to enter this field in the first place! Cheers!

[JCrew1984]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Not sure why it matters to you if they are related and if all you're going off is that they have similarities in writing wouldn't it make more sense they're just the same person but either way pretty sure we can all agree every single one of us on here would rather keep our identities you ourselves.

Also if it is true a hooker friend ask you to do this then maybe you should say who they are so G2 and AW know that someone is blabbing about them because we all know the conversation wasn't just "oh you knows these guys are they brother? No, ok" maybe I'm just paranoid but I would assume you and your friend shared little more information than just that considering you titled it "twin brothers" but that just me.

[NoseJelly]

OK, so not brothers. Maybe Nephews of Uncle Freebeern via a couple of his brothers marriages?

Consanguineous.

[AspenWood]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.

Definitely not brothers! I'm sure there are a couple lovely ladies who can attest to that. I'm just an experienced writer who spares no detail because you folks deserve to know these experiences and make judgements for yourself based upon what happened. Not to mention, I've had many women refer to me as a cunning linguist!

Stay safe, brothers!

AW.

[MrHandy]

Gentlemen,

I had the pleasure of visiting a new girl who is working with the dynamic duo, Lola and Eve. This one's name is Rain. Looks like their business is growing so they needed another set of hands!

Lola facilitated the introduction when I walked in. Then she ushered us into the room to start getting to know each other more intimately. I was halfway thinking it would be nice to have them both at once, but decided I should try to meet Rain solo first, I don't know if I can handle both of these lovely women at once! And Rain was really attractive! She guided me into the room and had me lay down. When she entered, she was wearing a white button down shirt and a matching neon green lingerie set. She is only about 5 foot 5, and about 24 years old. Beautiful mocha skin, in shape, with a nice bubble butt that is very toned and firm. You can tell she crushes it in the gym.

She starts working on my back and legs with great pressure and really relaxing me, while also sneaking in a bit of light sensational teasing. She took her time to graze my balls before reaching under me and stroking me, milking me from the back with extreme skill. I collapsed to the table to hold back and regain my composure. She had me get up and laid down in my place and I knew I was in for a treat when she slipped out of the bra and thong. With perky C-cups, she let me suck them before she laid down. And then I dropped oil all over her back and ripe ass before I started rubbing her down from her shoulders all the way down to her toes. I spent lots of time playing with her tight ass, even giving it a few spankings which made her moan. She flipped over and took my shaft in her hand to stroke my while I focused on her breasts. Her nipples were very responsive and her breathing was getting deeper while she stroked me with a twisting technique, teasing me my bringing me so close to her plump lips that I could feel her breath. I was almost begging with my eyes for her to swallow it.

When I couldn't take it anymore, I left her grasp to settle down and continue massaging her toned legs. Such smooth skin, leading up to a trimmed and pretty pussy. I was hypnotized by the sight of it and wanted nothing more than to dive in face first.

When I worked on her feet, she brushed my balls and shaft with them almost to tease me with a foot job. I'm not really big into feet. It's just not my thing. But they were well pedicured and it was intriguing, but I had other plans on how to finish. We swapped places again and as I laid on my back, she drizzled oil over my legs, chest, and shaft. She ever so slowly started stroking with one hand while choking me with the other. I was in ecstasy as she picked up the pace, her lips inches from mine as she spit into my mouth and told me to swallow and she will let me finally cum. I obeyed as she took it to the next level and manually and verbally coaxed out a massive load. I mean it when I say I shot spunk all over her hands and tits. Legs shaking as I orgasmed, she made sure to verify that I was completely empty by squeezing out the last drop from the base to the tip.

While catching my breath, she grabbed the hot towels and began cleaning me up. We ended up using all of the ones she brought because such a mess was made and for the oil too. We exchanged numbers after getting dressed and some small talk and she said that we have to do this again. I know that I cannot wait. Lola has truly landed a great coworker and has her trained well it seems. I loved every moment. PM me with any questions. I'm sure I'll be back this week I think. What a blast.

AW.

How does one get in touch with Rain? I've searched everywhere and can't find anything.

[Gene2]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend..

I only have sisters NJ. No brothers. And AW is similarly long winded but his ability to turn a phrase isn't to my expectations. AW also isn't nearly as sarcastic as I am. I'd guess that might be in part due to his more youthful idealism. Eventually life, and this hobby, will disintegrate that misplaced jubilant outlook.

But I'm impressed you are processing all this so well NJ. Good reading comprehension and retention.

Answer.

G2.

[NoseJelly]

Are AW and G2 brothers? Very similar writing style! Asking for a Hooker Friend.

NJ.