Massage Parlor Reports

**Jayp80** · 10-12-23 13:16

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...uru-34561.html

Located in gold coast, was given # to get into building. Was greeted by this tall, thin pretty woman with a weird voice, I was 50/50 about to bolt because I thought she was a tranny. I looked down and saw some baby damage above her shorts so I figured it was good to go. I now attribute the weird voice to her being a little coke'd out. Massage was on the couch, she licks the balls and taint which was the highlight. Once she got nude I noticed there was too much baby damage on the stomach and breasts for me to enjoy the service. CBJ was offered but she didn't have the condom so only got L1. Would not repeat.

**SkipF69** · 10-12-23 11:45

Saw Sophia for the second time. I chose to skip the table shower in order to spend more time in the room. The GFE experience both times with Sophia is top notch! She has large naturals witha peach butt and outstanding service. We play like dating in heat. The BBBJ is very good and all positions. After our sweaty play Sophia cuddled and relaxed- fortunately no monger in waiting. She is very sweet and never tires or complains. Next time I might test her nuru skills SF.

**AngelBravo** · 10-12-23 11:36

Originally Posted by CornCobMaker [View Original Post]

Any experience with this place? They seem to have a few ads going back at least a year. Claims to be Russian / Euro massage. Reminds me a bit of the place that used to be in Bucktown / Ukrainian village. Any reviews appreciated. Otherwise I'll TOFTT.

https://chicago-bodyrubs.bedpage.com.../23085894.html

The pictures are a representation and are not accurate. Actually the pictures on the ad you linked are from this instagram model.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cq8SSC_rQxj/?img_index=1

However, I am familiar with the noble square location and have visited them before. They often do have really attractive European women, just not the one pictures. I say they are safe, but you won't get the same girl every-time unless you ask for their schedule. They rotate quite frequently.

Hope this helps you, also. The experience varies, L1 is for sure offered but going nude is sometimes a bonus charge. I'd ask the booker to clarify what your buying. FS is usually not offered.

**CornCobMaker** · 10-12-23 11:25

Any experience with this place? They seem to have a few ads going back at least a year. Claims to be Russian / Euro massage. Reminds me a bit of the place that used to be in Bucktown / Ukrainian village. Any reviews appreciated. Otherwise I'll TOFTT.

https://chicago-bodyrubs.bedpage.com.../23085894.html

**IggyD** · 10-12-23 10:14

Orange_Spa_Orange.

Originally Posted by JoeColorado [View Original Post]

What is their IG?

**RubMania19** · 10-12-23 00:26

BenBeck, good point. Unfortunately Uber wasn't my only mode of transportation. But anyway, if anyone knows, I appreciate it. New girl as of October, great smile, flower tattoo on her abdomen. Thanks gents.

Originally Posted by RubMania19 [View Original Post]

Wondering if you gents can help me.

First off, in town from Cincy Ohio, In Chicago on business, hitting a different AMP almost every night, even taking uber rides across the city to try different ones. You guys have some of the best AMPs here in Chicago. Amazing. I've been here before and have hit Paradise, Ruby spa, OD, Chinatown, etc.

But here's my problem, one of the downsides of drinking a little, and ubering, and not exactly knowing the next day which exact AMP I was just in.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP girl, I'm going to guess early 40's, but looks late 30's. I saw her on Sunday 10/01. She said it was her first day at this spa on 10/01. She's cute, super nice smile. Long dark hair parted down middle, just over the shoulders Kind of small saggy tits, but otherwise nice. A little wide in the waist, some baby damage. BELLY FLOWER TATTOO just above her vagina. That's the only significant standout identifier I can remember. I was a little buzzed.

Anyway, I had a great experience with her. She likes to ride cowgirl and grind, and cum. I was like jelly in her hands.

Now I know you guys are going to laugh, as this could fit the description of 100 AMP girls. But again the belly flowery tattoo and the fact she's new, last 2 weeks. Anyone know or remember which AMP this might be? I'm here until Saturday, man I'd love to go back there. Can post here or PM, either way, if you're so inclined. Thanks gents. Love your city.

**JoeColorado** · 10-11-23 16:53

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Messaged on IG and picture is posted with todays date of her being available.

What is their IG?

**CujoForU** · 10-11-23 16:24

I was 'doing my own research' and found this ad. Has anyone ever been there? Looking for something other than Angel at HAO that's close to my office!

https://chicago.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs.../23085510.html

**SX Doctor** · 10-11-23 14:33

The door says appointments preferred, walk-ins welcome. I had made an appointment and would do so again. It was annoying when my girl had to leave the room to answer the door, so feels like a courtesy to fellow mongers to avoid putting them in that situation.

I drew Anna. Youngish looking and can't speak a lick of English. Did sort of have that playful attitude that I like rather than being hardened to the business, but communication through the phone is difficult. Nuru was fine. Back in the room was fine. Not bad but not special.

**Bambinos1987** · 10-11-23 14:20

Messaged on IG and picture is posted with todays date of her being available.

Originally Posted by YungPhuk [View Original Post]

Where did you see this posted? I'm not seeing any latinas on their website.

Top1spa.com

**YungPhuk** · 10-11-23 13:50

Originally Posted by Bambinos1987 [View Original Post]

Orange posted a 21 yr old latina this week. Has anyone tried her out yet. ? Their pictures are never accurate.

Where did you see this posted? I'm not seeing any latinas on their website.

Top1spa.com

**BenBeck** · 10-11-23 11:44

If you take a look at your ride history in Uber (of Lyft), you'll see the address where you were dropped off and later picked up. Should be enough to go on.

The ride history should show your "ride history", if you get my drift.

Originally Posted by RubMania19 [View Original Post]

Wondering if you gents can help me.

First off, in town from Cincy Ohio, In Chicago on business, hitting a different AMP almost every night, even taking uber rides across the city to try different ones. You guys have some of the best AMPs here in Chicago. Amazing. I've been here before and have hit Paradise, Ruby spa, OD, Chinatown, etc.

But here's my problem, one of the downsides of drinking a little, and ubering, and not exactly knowing the next day which exact AMP I was just in.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP girl, I'm going to guess early 40's, but looks late 30's. I saw her on Sunday 10/01. She said it was her first day at this spa on 10/01. She's cute, super nice smile. Long dark hair parted down middle, just over the shoulders Kind of small saggy tits, but otherwise nice. A little wide in the waist, some baby damage. BELLY FLOWER TATTOO just above her vagina. That's the only significant standout identifier I can remember. I was a little buzzed.

Anyway, I had a great experience with her. She likes to ride cowgirl and grind, and cum. I was like jelly in her hands.

Now I know you guys are going to laugh, as this could fit the description of 100 AMP girls. But again the belly flowery tattoo and the fact she's new, last 2 weeks. Anyone know or remember which AMP this might be? I'm here until Saturday, man I'd love to go back there. Can post here or PM, either way, if you're so inclined. Thanks gents. Love your city.

**Bambinos1987** · 10-11-23 11:43

Orange posted a 21 yr old latina this week. Has anyone tried her out yet. ? Their pictures are never accurate.

**RubMania19** · 10-11-23 10:33

Wondering if you gents can help me.

First off, in town from Cincy Ohio, In Chicago on business, hitting a different AMP almost every night, even taking uber rides across the city to try different ones. You guys have some of the best AMPs here in Chicago. Amazing. I've been here before and have hit Paradise, Ruby spa, OD, Chinatown, etc.

But here's my problem, one of the downsides of drinking a little, and ubering, and not exactly knowing the next day which exact AMP I was just in.

I'm looking for a Chinese AMP girl, I'm going to guess early 40's, but looks late 30's. I saw her on Sunday 10/01. She said it was her first day at this spa on 10/01. She's cute, super nice smile. Long dark hair parted down middle, just over the shoulders Kind of small saggy tits, but otherwise nice. A little wide in the waist, some baby damage. BELLY FLOWER TATTOO just above her vagina. That's the only significant standout identifier I can remember. I was a little buzzed.

Anyway, I had a great experience with her. She likes to ride cowgirl and grind, and cum. I was like jelly in her hands.

Now I know you guys are going to laugh, as this could fit the description of 100 AMP girls. But again the belly flowery tattoo and the fact she's new, last 2 weeks. Anyone know or remember which AMP this might be? I'm here until Saturday, man I'd love to go back there. Can post here or PM, either way, if you're so inclined. Thanks gents. Love your city.

**JustAMonger** · 10-11-23 10:08

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

I haven't checked much of Rubmaps reviews anywhere else but this Chicagoland area into Milwaukee. But Chicago by far has the most fake reviews. They are literally copied and pasted from other reviews. Word for word many times where the dialogue in the review doesn't match the name of the provider. Definitely Papasan reviews. And just because he writes about full service doesn't mean you'll get full service.

This has been brought up many times to Mongo, the owner or administrator of Rubmaps. I have tag fake reviews and sent them to admin and not heard anything back. I think it's because it's they depend on subscriber money for revenue. Some of these papasan's have several accounts. You can almost tell by the username that they're fake, they all have some similarities like using a lot of numbers in their username. For example "Zhang1234" just by the username you can almost tell that they're Chinese.

And then the other thing although the forums have good information there are so many trolls there you have to skip over a lot of posts and many members get discouraged from posting because of the trolls like "Professor Coutis". Some guys just hang out in the forums just to fuck with people.

I had a legit RM subscription and finally dropped it after it expired and just lived off of creating new Spa entries whenever a new one would open up and I found out about it. Then when I use it, I find reviews in Chicago are questionable especially some of these once that have one review a day to keep them in the very top. Papasan knows how to manipulate Rubmaps.

Then for as many spas that are in the southeast Wisconsin area you get one review of month it seems like.

I have thought about renewing my subscription time and time again as it is just another tool in your personal especially when I see one pop up in my area I think about renewing just to read that one review about this girl everybody's been talking about.