Massage Parlor Reports

**JustAMonger** · 10-11-23 10:08

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

I haven't checked much of Rubmaps reviews anywhere else but this Chicagoland area into Milwaukee. But Chicago by far has the most fake reviews. They are literally copied and pasted from other reviews. Word for word many times where the dialogue in the review doesn't match the name of the provider. Definitely Papasan reviews. And just because he writes about full service doesn't mean you'll get full service.

This has been brought up many times to Mongo, the owner or administrator of Rubmaps. I have tag fake reviews and sent them to admin and not heard anything back. I think it's because it's they depend on subscriber money for revenue. Some of these papasan's have several accounts. You can almost tell by the username that they're fake, they all have some similarities like using a lot of numbers in their username. For example "Zhang1234" just by the username you can almost tell that they're Chinese.

And then the other thing although the forums have good information there are so many trolls there you have to skip over a lot of posts and many members get discouraged from posting because of the trolls like "Professor Coutis". Some guys just hang out in the forums just to fuck with people.

I had a legit RM subscription and finally dropped it after it expired and just lived off of creating new Spa entries whenever a new one would open up and I found out about it. Then when I use it, I find reviews in Chicago are questionable especially some of these once that have one review a day to keep them in the very top. Papasan knows how to manipulate Rubmaps.

Then for as many spas that are in the southeast Wisconsin area you get one review of month it seems like.

I have thought about renewing my subscription time and time again as it is just another tool in your personal especially when I see one pop up in my area I think about renewing just to read that one review about this girl everybody's been talking about.

**Rat Charles** · 10-11-23 09:28

Originally Posted by BenBeck [View Original Post]

I normally wouldn't utter that phrase.

That's udderly ridiculous.

**GMoney05** · 10-11-23 03:21

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.

Don't forget Ruby Spa. There's another Spa on Western Lucky Spa I've seen nobody on this thread speak about that Spa. Because Cherry Is pure fire. 4 rm my understanding Tokyo Spa Is brand new just opened this Summer. Imma be real the whole Chinatown area Is dead. Mostly old Grannies working at those Spa's.

**BigsKings** · 10-10-23 22:44

Originally Posted by GeneralObvious [View Original Post]

The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.

Well said man. 100% agree.

**BenBeck** · 10-10-23 19:55

Originally Posted by HappyGardener [View Original Post]

Udders. Not utters.

I normally wouldn't utter that phrase.

**HappyGardener** · 10-10-23 13:46

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.

Udders. Not utters.

**Perversity** · 10-10-23 13:30

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

I had a paid membership there for a while. Meh. I mean, it's not that big of an expense, especially considering what a lot of folks seem to spend on parlors. But there is a ton of review spam. Like you almost have to figure out who on the site is real and look for their reviews. The real account seem to be a minority.

The forums don't have that problem. That's what I use the site for now, just to check what people think, and to look up addresses and hours of places.

That said, even the forums are unmoderated. So there are plenty of stupid stupid arguments there. Though also you can block members on the forum, which weeds out the worst of it. If you could block the reviews of obvious spammers, I would pay for a membership again.

**Dbry4281** · 10-10-23 10:05

100% agree on your observation on her nipples. My review, says the same. Her nipples are about 3 inches long. I've never seen a Asian chick, or any chick to have nipples as long as hers!! Cow utters! Milkers, without the Milk. LOL plus is her fun bags are about c's. Feel good when they slap your cock. HELL, for all you guys into pegging she could shove one of them utters in your ass, not me though.

Originally Posted by DaImpala [View Original Post]

Got Kiki at Orange.

Cute face, nice and accurate bolt ons with long nipples (don't see that too often), average ass.

CBJ was pretty good actually, then missionary, doggy, standing doggy, finally blew in the bag.

Got dressed was out on my way.

**GeneralObvious** · 10-10-23 05:44

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

The spas reviewed here are basically all of the syndicates like Tokyo, Orange, 819, and CLM, and of course Karly at Ozone. Other information about various spas is extremely limited. You won't have to dig too hard to find good intel on the other site. There are shill reviews there, but here it's way too much. I have almost 100 reviews there, all highly accurate at the time of writing.

**WalkingHard** · 10-10-23 01:17

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

No! This site is way better IMO. RM flooded with fake reviews either people in China who are paid to write them and / or owners, MTs, or their boyfriends writing them to boost their business. For instance a shop will have two or three girls working and will constantly have one girl who gets reviewed and nothing about the other two. This is usually because the reviews are just being written by someone paid to do it. Not always but it happens a lot. The best girls at a shop are hardly ever reviewed because most mongers try to "keep them for themselves" like they're hoarding PokéMon. Cards or smth. It's pretty juvenile. They do nothing to clean up the fake reviews even after being reported constantly because the people who write the fake reviews pay money so they're not incentivized to do so.

There's still lots of shills and owners who pump up their own spas here but it's a little bit easier to sort out. Just my 2 ¢.

**Fit312** · 10-09-23 19:42

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

I think the $15/ mo is worth it as you will find information there that doesn't make it to this site. I've definitely found some gems thanks to info I found there. Considering how much I spend on this hobby, it's a small price to pay to be better informed. That's just my opinion.

The papasan reviews are irritating, but they do give you an indication that FS is available at a given place. I reupped to get some information on a girl who was at Archer before she left and it was accurate. They have stiffed me on multiple occasions after I've added photos for spas, but I have gotten a couple of free months for doing so.

**BigsKings** · 10-09-23 19:21

Originally Posted by Goodtimechicago [View Original Post]

It's been bombarded by so many fake reviews from spa owners / managers that the data is pretty crap. This forum is still tops IMO for real information.

I would say it is pretty much same everywhere.

You can get information and you need to be aware of the possibility of fake.

**BigsKings** · 10-09-23 18:43

Originally Posted by JJuanht [View Original Post]

Yeah, I don't understand why they even advertise those prices. I get it but I know the girls hate it. I've gotten attitude from plenty of girls when I tell them I only want 160. I know the shills are going to bash me but its not me being cheap, I'm testing the girls out. If there's no attitude, I'll tip and spend plenty of money on that girl in the future.

Personally I hate arguing price with the working girls. I would either left if I don't like the girls or do it for what they want.

**Goodtimechicago** · 10-09-23 18:28

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

I wanted to get the full spectrum of Chicago AMP scene and I wanted to see if RM, was worth it. Just to see what each placed offed and the levels of service. Wanted to know any of my senior mongers think it's worth the money or should I got test the waters.

It's been bombarded by so many fake reviews from spa owners / managers that the data is pretty crap. This forum is still tops IMO for real information.