Massage Parlor Reports

**LolzFail** · 10-09-23 17:33

Wasn't that great. Not a very good massage, 50+ lady, only one working. Answered the phone twice while in the room. No teasing, flip, I was hard. She put lube on it from the bottle, but kept putting my own hand on it, she made me jerk myself off. Wouldn't touch me, tipped $20 and left. Wouldn't repeat.

**Bzerkley Rich** · 10-09-23 16:00

Favorite apartment?

**HeeJunk** · 10-09-23 14:58

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

I swear HeeJunk, you seem to always have a beat on things. Good looking out as always.

No inside info. The sticker on the door and the renovation on the north end says they need a Certificate of Occupancy. That usually means they didn't apply for a permit correctly. Although I am a bit surprised Livonia continues to allow new Massage Parlors. Hopefully it's not a zoning violation.

**PickleJar** · 10-09-23 12:03

I'm going to be traveling soon (pretty open to anywhere in the country). I prefer massage parlors but am open to other options as well. What city has the best monger scene in the country?

**SzGino** · 10-09-23 09:50

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

Quote Originally Posted by SzGino:

I have an appointment set up in a week or so. What can I expect? Is it just 4 hands massage / slide? Is it a little lez show and massage? Maybe dirty talk, everything short of FS, rimming and facials and what not?

Thank you. I have seen B solo many times it is always different and fun and great. She is sweet and wonderful, that is why we all keep going back.

He's talking about Bonita.

There's a few posts describing the 4-hand sessions, including her recent addition of a milking table. I've seen B bust can't help yo personally with what to expect with 4 hands.

Yeah, I looked back and didn't see any specifics. Just that they are a lot of fun and Kendra is nice and cute. Both super nice. I don't want to overstep and ask for something or go down the wrong path with them. Thank you and any details would be great and much appreciated.

**SpasRhealing** · 10-09-23 07:32

Originally Posted by TyroneBigs [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck getting these numbers? If so please dm.

She has retired guys and is out of the area. She truly was a gem.

**MassageLvr124** · 10-08-23 15:45

Originally Posted by LunasMan [View Original Post]

Is there a backdoor here or is it only the front entrance to the house? Looking to go soon but don't want to look like a noob.

There is a backdoor, bigger parking lot I park all the way towards the back then go through the back.

**LunasMan** · 10-08-23 15:09

Originally Posted by MassageLvr124 [View Original Post]

Went 4 times here good service every time. Will repeat, $60 half hour. First time I went here she's a little skeptical got decent massage nothing great with a good HE tipped $40. Second time I come back pay for half hour again this time she remembers me. Slight massage for about 20 min till the flip. Asks me what I want this time I say "mouth?" and she agrees $80 for BBBJ, CIM, bring a rubber if you want to wear one she doesn't have any. Third time I go I use standing shower to clean up then get on the massage table, asks me what I want I say how much to fuck she tells me $120 negotiated to 100 and went longer then 30 min but she didn't say anything about it paid her and went on my way. Then the fourth time 30 minutes again just got BBBJ talked her to $60 for it this time it's good with her letting you CIM. Her name is Lisa maybe mid / high 50 not good looking but not terrible. Good luck out there guys be safe!

Is there a backdoor here or is it only the front entrance to the house? Looking to go soon but don't want to look like a noob.

**LostInDetroit** · 10-08-23 15:01

Originally Posted by TyroneBigs [View Original Post]

Anyone have any luck getting these numbers? If so please dm.

I spoke to her back in early 2021 and she said she was going back down to Florida to stay with her family. I think she had a DUI charge that she was about to be done with so she could leave the state but she must have fucked up somewhere down the line because last I heard from another monger on here that she got popped for driving drunk again (on top of assaulting a cop) and now she's on probation for the next 2 years. I tried calling her original number but it says it's disconnected and I just looked her up in OTIS and it looks like she got popped back in October of 22. Real shame because she was honestly the best FS provider in the area (aside from Anna) especially for the money and she was pretty cool to talk to as well.

**LostInDetroit** · 10-08-23 14:46

Originally Posted by HeeJunk [View Original Post]

Just everyone relax. It's an inspection issue from the renovation. Usually smoke detectors, gfi, etc. Easy fix.

I swear HeeJunk, you seem to always have a beat on things. Good looking out as always.

**Gaddi226** · 10-08-23 13:20

Originally Posted by SenorVac [View Original Post]

Standard he = handjob right?

Yes, I was only looking for HJ. So, didn't ask for menu. You can try and let others know.

**Lamarr** · 10-08-23 06:52

Quote Originally Posted by SzGino:

I have an appointment set up in a week or so. What can I expect? Is it just 4 hands massage / slide? Is it a little lez show and massage? Maybe dirty talk, everything short of FS, rimming and facials and what not?

Thank you. I have seen B solo many times it is always different and fun and great. She is sweet and wonderful, that is why we all keep going back.

Originally Posted by Doit27 [View Original Post]

Do you mind PM the contact info?

He's talking about Bonita.

There's a few posts describing the 4-hand sessions, including her recent addition of a milking table. I've seen B bust can't help yo personally with what to expect with 4 hands.

**Lamarr** · 10-08-23 06:48

Originally Posted by JakeMioff [View Original Post]

I haven't had a chance to post about my dream I had at Oriental Massage Therapy (John are / Auburn). I dreamt that I stopped by here when I had some extra time during late morning about a month ago. Walked in and told mamasan 1 hour and gave her a benjamin. (I don't ask for change, never do). She wanted to know if I was there before and I just said nah but I've been to plenty of other places. She took me to the fully walled-off solid door room which was already under dim lighting and said to take off clothes and lay down. Per usual I get in my birthday suit that's what I do in all my dreams. She left and the person who came in. Was mamasan. So I says "Oh, I get mamasan today I'm very lucky. " (You throw these women bs compliments they fkn love it). I was fine with it she's actually not a bad looking middle age lady I just wanted some relief and wasn't too picky. She asked if I wanted soft, medium, or hard. I chose medium. She proceeds to give a really good massage. Pro tip I do this every time--when they come up to do my shoulders and get in front of my head I just reach up and start rubbing their thighs and work my way up to their ass if they don't do anything I'll start squeezing their ass and poke their pooper through the pants or reach up between my head and their crotch and slowly rub that. She was fine with all of that. So when she got to massaging my hamstrings and glutes towards the end of the routine, I raise my ass up and she goes for the boys and full reverse teaser for another couple of minutes. Here's what threw me off a little, just before the flip she says "You want to one, two or three?" I said wuuut so she repeated it and I was confused because I never heard this proposal before so I just said "one today please" . She told me to turn over and dimmed the lights, grabbed the oil and gave me a very good HE not mechanical just the right amount of grip and speed plus attention to the seed bag. Dumb question does anyone know what I woulda got if I picked door number 2 or 3? I think I know what they are but it's been racking my brain ever since.

Thinking it's 2=BJ, 3=FS.

**SenorVac** · 10-07-23 23:04

Originally Posted by Gaddi226 [View Original Post]

I saw a new AMP opened in drakeshire plaza, went in and a mid 30's masseuse is available and opted for 1 hr standard massage and received standard HE with access to top for. 7 massage + .5 tip. Felt like Money might speak and more options might available on future visits.

Standard he = handjob right?

**Forty Four** · 10-07-23 21:07

Originally Posted by RaulJulia [View Original Post]

.... (top of post deleted) Thanks again and any advice for deciding between Magic and Sunny or somewhere else is welcomed. I had looked up a few of the recently reviewed places, but some of them were on the other side of Detroit and I'm trying to save what little available time I have for fun and don't want to spend most of it driving.

I'm posting this on the forum instead of PMing you directly so that others more knowledgeable than I can chime in.

You say that you don't want to spend a lot of time driving. I was in Novi recently and couldn't get "anywhere" without hitting terrible construction and gridlock. I-96 near Novi was bad. I-696 between Novi and Southfield was worse. I suppose that you could take 5 east to 8 Mile Rd (102), but at one time, 8 Mile near Telegraph Rd (24) was bad.

I have no clue whether all that construction still exists, but if it does, you'll have to add some serious time to your journey.

Good luck.