Massage Parlor Reports

**TheRabbit** · 10-07-23 07:12

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Sorry, forgot the link.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-39989.html

Ad said "NO FS" so really not worth anyone's time then.

**Tapas** · 10-06-23 20:33

Thanks for the review. She looks 20's, at least her body did. Between translator & her limited English I was able to communicate just fine.

T.

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I had a dream I called FHOH for an appointment, Sandra told me there was a new girl named Mia. I said I would give her a try for an hour. I get there and Viviana is at the front desk. I pay her and she leads me to a room. I am lying face down when Mia comes in, so I really don't have much idea what she looks like, we exchange pleasantries and I try to left my head to get a look. As I do, she comes over and gives me a kiss she then removes her lab shirt that all the girls their wear. She starts the massage in just her bra. I've never have had this happened to me at FHOH before.

Within about 10 minutes she has me flip. I think to myself, "already? She pretty much goes right to it. I'm not going to go into step-by-step details, but let me tell you, this girl is a freak. She knows why you are there, and I think she is there for the same reason. Wide open menu. With absolutely no negotiation.

The only negatives are it did not the last the hour I paid. However, the fun did last about 30 minutes. So, once she starts, she does not rush you to finish. She takes her time and enjoys it as much as you do. The other negative is her English is pretty limited.

If I had to do over, I would probably have only done a half hour or maybe laid down for a few minutes after the fun and rested. She probably would have been willing and able for round 2.

Mia is not bad looking and probably around 30, maybe? Though I admit I am not great at guessing ages. I recommend and will return. Of course, YMMV.

**TheYoungMonger** · 10-06-23 18:03

Do we have a consensus, or does anyone have a pick for most overall attractive massage provider in the NoVa area? This doesn't take into account extras / service / price, I'm just a sucker for a pretty face and generally curious. Thanks!

**VelvetySkin** · 10-06-23 16:49

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

I too have had the same experience. Based on several Rubmap reviews I visited 4 times. Sophia was never there, and I always drew an older provider. Good massage but absolutely no extras but a nova. Additionally, all the gals wore masks. My last visit was 4 months ago. I guess some things never change but the massage was top notch. They also do this unusual table wash with a hot oily water solution at the end of the session. Then, that's it, and that's exactly what I said on my last visit, "is that it"?.

I had read their reviews on RM and it looked pretty suspicious. Anyway I can save my money and time. Thanks.

**MikeF** · 10-06-23 15:30

Saw her today based on recommendation below. She is definitely super cute, nice body, clean place, etc.

She gave a really lame Thai "stretching" type massage. Followed up with a little bit of oil massage with no teasing. Went right to a boring BBBJ, quickly covered up to go CG. She then suggested moving from table to bed, did a little DATY which she was in to, moved to mish and finished there. Nothing really sexy or sexual or fun. Lots of better options IMO.

Originally Posted by BobbyD53 [View Original Post]

I've had a hidden gem for a while now, and I typically don't share hidden gems. However, she stays super clean, cares about her hygiene, and support her family. I think she's very cute. Not one of those first sight cuties, then the following week, you're like WTF? But I really am attracted to her, Hint: why I never posted about her! I'm getting old ok, I can be a little greedy. While together last week, she mentioned she's thinking about gaining a limited amount of new clients. She told me she is very happy for the very few regulars she has, but as we all know, the bills never stop. I told her I could possibly help if she would allow me to write a review. Now granted, I know we don't need permission to write a review. But she's been my go-to person for quite some time, so a mutual respect is there between us. Even though she's very discreet, she agreed for me to do the review. The pictures in the link are real and it kind of pains me to post this, as some of you guys are straight up disrespectful, aggressive, and dirty. However, I'm all for a woman who takes care of her family and self, doesn't do drugs and all that mess. I didn't see the location in her ad, and I know she don't want me putting all her business out there like that. But I wouldn't be doing justice because NOVA could be anywhere from Manassas to Leesburg, to Burke to Fredericksburg. She's in the Falls Church / Arlington area (at least for now).

**WalkerC** · 10-06-23 12:14

I had a dream I called FHOH for an appointment, Sandra told me there was a new girl named Mia. I said I would give her a try for an hour. I get there and Viviana is at the front desk. I pay her and she leads me to a room. I am lying face down when Mia comes in, so I really don't have much idea what she looks like, we exchange pleasantries and I try to left my head to get a look. As I do, she comes over and gives me a kiss she then removes her lab shirt that all the girls their wear. She starts the massage in just her bra. I've never have had this happened to me at FHOH before.

Within about 10 minutes she has me flip. I think to myself, "already? She pretty much goes right to it. I'm not going to go into step-by-step details, but let me tell you, this girl is a freak. She knows why you are there, and I think she is there for the same reason. Wide open menu. With absolutely no negotiation.

The only negatives are it did not the last the hour I paid. However, the fun did last about 30 minutes. So, once she starts, she does not rush you to finish. She takes her time and enjoys it as much as you do. The other negative is her English is pretty limited.

If I had to do over, I would probably have only done a half hour or maybe laid down for a few minutes after the fun and rested. She probably would have been willing and able for round 2.

Mia is not bad looking and probably around 30, maybe? Though I admit I am not great at guessing ages. I recommend and will return. Of course, YMMV.

**WalkerC** · 10-06-23 11:53

Originally Posted by JonFisher [View Original Post]

Please clear your in-box. Its full.

Thanks. Done.

**JuanValentine** · 10-06-23 10:06

I am going to post here for ease of reference but the NoVA escort forum is probably more appropriate. I too have been looking for an exotic and rare find (think East Indian, Middle East, etc.) so naturally when I came across this discuss I decided to take the plunge. I agree with previous comments that her service is rushed, mechanical, she has a lot of rules, and honestly she talks too much. LOL. I would add that she has quite a few pounds around her abdominal area. No rolls but a pot belly. IMO her mic skills are lacking. Good eye contact but a lot of jerking. The box is ok. IMHO not worth the time or $$.

Originally Posted by NestaM [View Original Post]

Saw her a few weeks ago at a hotel in Tysons, same area as the well known fhoh- easy set up, sent her the text that I was outside and was given the room #, headed on up to find a pretty, young and bubbly girl who actually looked much better than her pictures. For some reason she's edited her face in the pics to make her look much older than she is, oh well. Mid / late 20's, nice enough girl, decent fuck if you want something quick, got the deed done and was on my way. I maaay repeat, but she kept asking me to take her to starbucks which got really fuckin annoying LOL.

https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Virgi...r/Riyalovesyou

**GearedUp9** · 10-06-23 09:10

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Sorry, forgot the link.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-39989.html

Any intel on this one please?

**XMore2020** · 10-05-23 18:55

Kiko at DFS again provides a very reliable and enjoyable experience for 30 minutes. Perfect massage and stress relief! Of course cannot get enough of her significant assets. Always a repeat when in the area. Hoping to see if she speaks Russian sometime in the near future.

**Procrast333** · 10-05-23 16:34

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

There has been some discussion of this place recently so I stopped in for a look.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...rfax-va-204506#rubmaps.

First you must add a B to the address or you may go in the wrong building.

Based on the reports there are two providers. KK and Amy. (KK is not the usual KK). The reviews of KK indicated an older big headlights Lady with mediocre service and a younger no tits lady with great service. When I stopped in, an older big tits lady invited me in. When asked if she was Amy she said yes. My mistake, I should have asked her name not offered one to choose from.

Looks like a good place, but with no Amy, I left for another time.

No table shower 70 H 50 HH.

Younger lady with no tits? Just my type. I will have to make an appt with Amy.

**JonFisher** · 10-05-23 15:56

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

Sorry, forgot the link.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-39989.html

Please clear your in-box. Its full.

**OldBoomer** · 10-04-23 15:58

Originally Posted by NyHornet [View Original Post]

I had a poor experience with Lucy. Average at best massage and poor attitude at least with me and hey, I'm a nice guy. As I recall, demanded $60 just for a Nova on top of the $120 fee. I will never return. I used to love the Thai ladies and have seen many, but been awhile since I've had a great experience with one. The best IMO and experience were Sharon, Meena, Cristine, Alexa and Nalee for extras. For just a great Massage and finish, KK, Zaza and Tara. There have been many others who came and left. Sophia is fun.

I went mostly for the scrub. She asked for 120 for the scrub and 60 more for a HH. Total time 30 minutes. I countered a total of 180 but a full hour. Still high, but I wanted to see if the Scrub was as good as some here have said. She agreed.

The Scrub was great. She started it about 40 minutes into the session (after the main massage and hand service. More below on that). I brought my own scrub (DOVE- I recommend it). She had me lay on the massage table and rubbed the scrub into everything. Deep Firm scrub. She did the same on the flip. Although deflated, my junk got well scrubbed as well as my ass. This was a very good experience. I showered by myself after and it took a few minutes to wash it all off, but it did all come off. She refused to join me in the shower.

Now the massage. She does a pretty hard and deep massage. I did not enjoy it as much as Tara's massage, but it is still very good. Some good playing with the huevos and more. Lots of coconut oil. Warm Towels and a very good HJ. However, she remained fully clothed and refused to take anything off with out extra $. "You Must Pay" (I thought I had already paid).

After my shower and while dressing, I told her that I enjoyed the scrub and the massage, but for 180 I expected to see her. (Frankly for that amount a little BBBJ was in order). She rejected this with a bit of attitude. She is not a great looker and on the older side of the good Thai Providers. I am sorry to say it, she has GPS.

In conclusion, while the scrub was the best I have had, Sophie's service is an all around better experience and deal at $240 for an hour massage, nuru, CBJ, CFS and a partial shower scrub. Lucy's massage, HJ, scrub fully clothed at 180 is just not as good an overall service for the $. Keep in mind she asked for 200.

If you want to try out the scrub, I recommend that you offer her less than I paid. Perhaps 140 and go for a HH massage. She is not worth paying any more IMHO. If she can get mongers to pay what she askes, more power to her. I do mean that. However, I hope we keep the GPS inflation to a minimum.

Bring your own Dove Macadamia nut scrub.

Always be nice to the ladies.

**DCKing** · 10-04-23 14:09

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

I too have had the same experience. Based on several Rubmap reviews I visited 4 times. Sophia was never there, and I always drew an older provider. Good massage but absolutely no extras but a nova. Additionally, all the gals wore masks. My last visit was 4 months ago. I guess some things never change but the massage was top notch. They also do this unusual table wash with a hot oily water solution at the end of the session. Then, that's it, and that's exactly what I said on my last visit, "is that it"?

Regards.

PJ.

Yup! Exactly my experience and they always wear a mask.

I just texted them asking for her and they said she doesn't work there anymore.

**PuntaJaco43** · 10-04-23 13:59

Originally Posted by DCKing [View Original Post]

Read on another site about sophia, in her mid 20's. And people having CBJ / FS. I have been to this place a few times and there was an older Chinese lady and a younger one named Annie. Never more than a nova finish. I can't imagine so many fake reviews though. Anyone been recently?

I too have had the same experience. Based on several Rubmap reviews I visited 4 times. Sophia was never there, and I always drew an older provider. Good massage but absolutely no extras but a nova. Additionally, all the gals wore masks. My last visit was 4 months ago. I guess some things never change but the massage was top notch. They also do this unusual table wash with a hot oily water solution at the end of the session. Then, that's it, and that's exactly what I said on my last visit, "is that it"?

Regards.

PJ.