Massage Parlor Reports

**Ripper69** · 10-11-23 15:00

Originally Posted by Barkeater [View Original Post]

Hello all,

I am local for a few weeks, and I have been reading up on the local attractions. I realize there are some solid options on 41, but also am reading a lot about FS, and from my experience in NOVA a lot of times the girls that are okay with that don't give a very good massage. My buddy is looking for a good massage and level 1 service, and willing to tip fairly well for that service. Anybody have any recs, and maybe info on the damage for level 1 with clothes off?

Feel free to DM me, or if you have any questions about the Northern Virginia area..

Try her.

https://sarasota.craigslist.org/hws/...674451828.html

**Barkeater** · 10-11-23 12:54

Hello all,

I am local for a few weeks, and I have been reading up on the local attractions. I realize there are some solid options on 41, but also am reading a lot about FS, and from my experience in NOVA a lot of times the girls that are okay with that don't give a very good massage. My buddy is looking for a good massage and level 1 service, and willing to tip fairly well for that service. Anybody have any recs, and maybe info on the damage for level 1 with clothes off?

Feel free to DM me, or if you have any questions about the Northern Virginia area.

Be safe.

--BE.

**MattFl** · 10-07-23 17:47

Originally Posted by GallopingGhost [View Original Post]

I used to be a regular and would go to her again in the future.

You are 100% correct in your assessments.

Use the "FTT" method w Samantha.

Talk about:

FOOTBALL.

TRUMP.

TRUCKS.

And she will soften up personality wise.

As far as everything else the bad part is that is all you get but the good part is she is consistent, safe and professional.

Can't find her ad anymore.

**NamelessGhost** · 10-06-23 11:00

I am aware if name / purpose of this site- However, curious who you use for a good, firm massage w real pressure.

Can post or DM.

Thanks.

**StudMachine** · 10-05-23 06:06

Originally Posted by Bkbh1 [View Original Post]

Did your plumber enjoy himself? Or another last minute cancellation?

She did reach out the next day and offered a time later same day but didn't work for plumber. Might give it a shot one more time same day instead of a day in advance.

**Bkbh1** · 10-03-23 14:23

Originally Posted by StudMachine [View Original Post]

My plumber supposedly has an appt tmrw. Already got blown off once last week. Anyone able to connect with her? I will definitely TOFTT but wanted to set my expectations if possible. New month brings new talent to AMPs so trying to choose wisely.

Did your plumber enjoy himself? Or another last minute cancellation?

**StudMachine** · 10-01-23 17:42

My plumber supposedly has an appt tmrw. Already got blown off once last week. Anyone able to connect with her? I will definitely TOFTT but wanted to set my expectations if possible. New month brings new talent to AMPs so trying to choose wisely.

**FullJack** · 09-28-23 00:54

Back in August, was yet again talking to my landscaper Jose this time about his experience at Lusana. He used the search function on this board and read a lot of positive L1 experiences from that place. He is only ever interested in leaving happy and always chooses the 30 min session. He showed up there on a Wednesday about 1. 5 hrs before they were closing. As he turned into the parking lot there were 2-3 LE cars with lights on who had someone pulled over. This did not deter him one bit he was on a mission to get a happy massage and besides growing up in Guatemala he doesn't get jittery in situations like this. (Just like when Singapore had a LE car in front, it didn't stop him one bit, he actually considered it a plus because there were no interruptions during his session) Anyways an old Chinese, looks 2/10, jauwy, rectangular shaped attendant, with a pudgey belly, flat chest greeted him, wearing like a traditional Chinese massage attendant suit. You know it's like a vest. He asked if she was the only one working and she kept responding " you want massage? 30 min 60 min" . He has had experience in the past that veteran attendants can have some crazy hand work and often will add prostate wellness massage. He has no qualms with Jack shacks because they are cheap and get the job done. Also he can only partake in these things once every 2 month so it's all or nothing. She put him in the room and takes the 50 bones for 30 minutes. He does what he always does, he lays on the table, on his back full salute if possible (as if he was laying on one of the hoa Karen's lawns that he cut after his lunch break minus the full salute) waiting for his happy massage listening to the annoying Chinese string music. That's why he is there. Legs are always cramped from those stand up lawnmowers. The old lady came in and her body language seemed a bit surprised and uncomfortable. She is asking him to flip over. So he participates in the routine and flipped over asked for no oil, light touch like he always does. 5-10 minutes go by. Still waiting for the accidental grazes of certain parts and it's just not happening. He is getting a bit bored, even for his standards! . So he flips over and asked for some oil. She confirms his request. She worked on his front for 20 minutes by his choice and Let's just say she got the job done / he left happy but it was nothing spectacular, fairly mechanical. Honesty a bit amateur which is crazy considering her age. Anyways attendant asked for the 50 bones for the house which was handed over. He ended up leaving an addition 10 just because he felt bad to leave them with nothing and she was nice. She was very happy with this. So it's likely good ol Jose just stopped by at the wrong time. It's like this, in this sport just luck of the draw.

**Gator1961** · 09-27-23 11:41

Originally Posted by Gator1961 [View Original Post]

Tried to Google and could not find. Where is Eastern? Am thinking about paying Gigi a visit.

Thanks.

Gator.

Didn't realize I was on the Sarasota board.

Gator.

**Gator1961** · 09-27-23 08:07

Originally Posted by HungStudsD [View Original Post]

Dude! Wow! I just left there on your recommendation / post and had the exact same experience! Gigi was amazing, so sweet, made me feel like a million dollars and was all around amazing. I would write my experience out, but you already said it best. Gigi was amazing! I'll be back again this week. Thank you for your post!

Tried to Google and could not find. Where is Eastern? Am thinking about paying Gigi a visit.

Thanks.

Gator.

**YellowJacket** · 09-26-23 10:04

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Baywood Dr Zinhxang

HAHAHAHahahahha! When I first read the title of your post, I thought to myself "I wonder why we're posting about Doctor Zinhxang at Baywood Hospital on this thread?" I don't think there even IS a "Baywood Hospital" but it sounded like the name of one (similar sounding to the very real "BayCare Hospital System").

Anyway, are you able to post the damage and how the "negotiation" went? Prior stories I've read about this place seemed to indicate it's a bit pricey and the girls are pretty hard-nosed about those rates. If a PM is preferred, that's fine too. Thanks.

Sent you a PM, when I was there last week in was on a weekday before noon and only one petite gal there. I like going at this time of the day it's quiet and negotiations seem to be easier. For example, if all you guys go on a Friday night or around a payday. The girls know that the next.

Monger outside will pay what she wants. Just my observation. During the day or on non paydays it's slower. This gal.

Even said I was her first customer of the day. The girls change just about monthly. So if you do hear of some hard nose gals demanding premium for service head to the next spa, but check back in a few weeks.

**Dr Willy** · 09-25-23 11:34

Originally Posted by YellowJacket [View Original Post]

Has a nice time at this place last week. PM for details if you like eastern you will like the gal at Baywood Dr. Same services other than the nuru.

Baywood Dr Zinhxang

HAHAHAHahahahha! When I first read the title of your post, I thought to myself "I wonder why we're posting about Doctor Zinhxang at Baywood Hospital on this thread?" I don't think there even IS a "Baywood Hospital" but it sounded like the name of one (similar sounding to the very real "BayCare Hospital System").

Anyway, are you able to post the damage and how the "negotiation" went? Prior stories I've read about this place seemed to indicate it's a bit pricey and the girls are pretty hard-nosed about those rates. If a PM is preferred, that's fine too. Thanks.

**YellowJacket** · 09-25-23 09:25

Has a nice time at this place last week. PM for details if you like eastern you will like the gal at Baywood Dr. Same services other than the nuru.

**NcFerguson** · 09-24-23 15:02

Eastern massage on 41?

Originally Posted by Member#1658 [View Original Post]

Had an absolute fabulous time at Eastern last night from a spinner who called herself Gigi.

Paid for an hour and got an hour.

Excellent TS with Nuru using some kind of slippery stuff (not sure if it was the real deal nuru gel or not because I've never had Nuru before last night. First timer!

During our extensive TS she cleaned by bunghole very well and then gave me some great TUMA time. Flipped over and got some more Nuru with DFK and BBBJ.

She led me by my hard dick back to the massage room where we continued. More DFK, 69 DATY, BBBJ, Prostate Massage, and finally finished with Mish CFS. (Not sure if BBFS would have been available but at the moment I didn't care to try to change the dynamic by renegotiating and went with it). Absolutely gorgeous kitty with perfect lips. Just the right level of tight for me too.

After I finished she cleaned me up and then gave me a pretty darn good massage for an amateur masseuse to round out the hour.

Now, I can see how some of you guys start to believe these girls are into you. Maybe some of them actually do have preferences because at least in the moment she had me absolutely convinced she liked me and was enjoying herself. (Started playfully saying stuff like "you take me home?

**HungStudsD** · 09-23-23 01:43

I paid $80 to the house for the hour and donated $180 for the hour + of fun. I got everything Member 1658 got including a great massage after, clean up and water. For me, I pay $300 at a legit day spa, so this was absolutely worth it for me personally.

Originally Posted by StudMuffin1972 [View Original Post]

What did you guys pay?