Massage Parlor Reports

**BottomGolfer** · 10-05-23 16:37

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

MiSpa: Yulu is short curvy HOT MILF. If she does FS it will be fun. Someone try and report back? Great boobs.

Can confirm FS is on the table. 2 bills. Lack luster massage. First time going to an AMP, so not much to compare it too. But had a good time.

**SkeletonKey6** · 10-05-23 15:40

Thank you Aussie for always doing these cruises.

I checked out Pinee (now 9) and was met by Dora who was too chunky for liking. Lucy looked a little better but was busy.

Next went to LaBellas and was met by another older chonker (forgot the name) who said Blonde Lucy was gone (damnit).

Decided to make Haiyun River last stop and was met by friendly Cici who was also quite chubby, but went ahead and took the FS plunge for $2. Ended up regretting it after her clothes came off and saw the saggy tits and mom damage. She is very enthusiastic at least but just blew load and got out of there. Saw Coco and Maria on the way out and another unknown sitting at the desk in the lobby. I saw Coco a few weeks ago who's pretty stacked, but FS service was only mediocre. Maria is the same auntie / granny from Oceans3 who likes to pick her nose buggers while doing FS, fucking gross all around. Coco and the other unknown would have been better choices. Actually it sounds like Irene at Lulu's would have been the best choice.

Stay safe gents.

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Sometimes the new month brings new things and sometimes it's more of the same.
FedWay.

Haiyun river: Big tit MILF cici, younger mamasan without makup but nice bod. 5 girls working. I saw 2.

Tacoma.

Pinee (now 9). Dora and Lucy. Both very cute. Lucy looks Japanese. Had a session with her once at Lulu. Nice. I will be back for Dora.

Labellas is marked closed on RM but hot spinner blonde Lucy was there. Fun fun fun. All natural TINY, natural trimmed, tiiiiiiiiight. Makes all the good noices and eye contact. CBJ (boo). She will be seeing a lot of me if I can persuade her to go bbbj. Weighs maybe 90 pounds. Athletic sport fuck positions are all in play as a result. Near zero English. Translation app is worth the effort. Shes adorable.

**AussieFury** · 10-05-23 11:33

She texted me back and is now at Sunshine in Lynnwood (196th St SW). Say hi from Big Monkey.

**VTwelveMpg** · 10-04-23 21:21

I can also vouch for the fact that Irene does give an incredible fucking massage.

**AussieFury** · 10-04-23 13:03

Met Irene a couple days ago but saw her yesterday.

Looks: 8. 0. Short spinner with banging curves. Lots of ink, which is not uncommon with Thai ladies. Very pretty face but not a lot of smiles. Age is hard but prolly 30-something.

Massage: 8. 0. Really good technique. No teasing but didn't care. Walked on my back and felt so relaxed.

Service: 8. 0. Great oily HJ to wake him. Had to stop her before I popped. Put on cover with her mouth. CBJ was so good that I had to check to make cover hadn't magically disappeared. Had to stop her three times or I would have lost it. Snugness also an 8. Trimmed. Nice views from every angle.

Where she lacks is eye contact (almost non existent) and transactional attitude. I usually prefer a sweet GFE energy, which is not her vibe. For comparison, I preferred Lucy sitting naked on my lap stroking me while maintaining eye contact and biting her lip and giggling vs. Irene's knob bobbing with eyes down the entire time. Simple eye contact would have tripled the hotness. Those might not be deal killers for most, especially because she really is hot, but it was a bit too transactional for me and I doubt I will repeat. Yoyo-level body but lacking the sex kitten attitude. Worth seeing once. Other girl is off for 3 days.

Bonus intel: Tiny Yuki texted me today and told me she is back working in Tacoma but she hasn't replied yet to me asking for the address. If I had to guess, I'd guess Injoy.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 10-03-23 20:47

Hello Gents.

Went out to check out MiMi at lotus sure thought she was the Mimi from earlier this year. No so. Well I went over to Lulu and saw Irene OMG smoke show.

Sexy sexy sexy. Amazing time with her. She was pretty reserved at the start but once she took off the dress. Her motor went to 60 mph. Everyone should go and see her.

Say safe.

CHEERS.

**AussieFury** · 10-02-23 17:12

Sometimes the new month brings new things and sometimes it's more of the same.

FedWay.

Lulu: Older thicc MILF and spinner Thai hottie Irene.

Jasmin: Mamasan said "yoyo new pretty young" but she was in shower so come back in 15. Went back. Yoyo looks like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way way down. Woof.

Alice: Keiki and Ewa. Ewa is a pretty veteran with ok service. Keiki is new. Curvy but kinda plain face. Still looks young and fun tho.

Lotus: Mimi and Betty. Meh. Angela is gone.

MiSpa: Yulu is short curvy HOT MILF. If she does FS it will be fun. Someone try and report back? Great boobs.

Ocean 3. Lulu is pretty girl with porcelain Chinese doll looks. Curvy not fat. Veteren Mia also there and knows what she is doing. Always yummy.

T & Y: All aunties.

Lavender: Auntie yoyo.

Nima: Very freckled (think Emma Stone) cute Annie and Cici (didn't see Cici).

99: Chubby friendly cute Yuyu.

Cherry: Same Old Sophia.

Goddess: Super skinny Lulu, reminds me of Vicki. Too skinny and boney for me. Gaunt face. Take a burger for her from Dicks. The jokes write themselves.

Spring foot: old chubby, promised new girl tomorrow.

Haiyun river: Big tit MILF cici, younger mamasan without makup but nice bod. 5 girls working. I saw 2.

Xuin liu: ooof fat granny.

Tacoma.

Pinee (now 9). Dora and Lucy. Both very cute. Lucy looks Japanese. Had a session with her once at Lulu. Nice. I will be back for Dora.

Pink Ocean: granny.

MM: Parking lot packed. Nope.

Injoy: Older LMT said young girl busy. Anyone know who the Sith Apprentice is here?

Small shop across street from Injoy was closed. So was Orchid on Yakima, even though I was hopeful from a previous report.

Labellas is marked closed on RM but hot spinner blonde Lucy was there. Fun fun fun. All natural TINY, natural trimmed, tiiiiiiiiight. Makes all the good noices and eye contact. CBJ (boo). She will be seeing a lot of me if I can persuade her to go bbbj. Weighs maybe 90 pounds. Athletic sport fuck positions are all in play as a result. Near zero English. Translation app is worth the effort. Shes adorable.

Hobby safe and always pay Ling her money.

**AussieFury** · 10-02-23 12:10

Originally Posted by Sapper2019 [View Original Post]

I finally took the plunge. Its been 10 years since I went to one of these places and felt like I hit the jackpot with Angela, right off the bat. Saw her twice in her last week here before she left back to NYC. Top notch service all the way 69 BBBJCIM + regular and great massage after. So utterly amazing I'm still walking around into walls. Sounds like she might come back next year. Fingers crossed!

Angela's gone. Mimi still there. Other girl is chubby and plain.

**OlFatUncle** · 10-01-23 18:17

While everyone else was queuing up for Lulu I decided to visit Lotus. I got Mimi and, from the description back in June, it's the one that was a Lulu back then. Late 20-early 30, very proportional, natural landscaping.

She appears to have taken some massage training since June since the report back then was "meh". This time she did what I consider a fairly good job.

While she was very willing for a main event, I didn't make it past her oral qualifying exam. And she made sure that nothing was left behind so there was zero chance of a second try. I'll have to find time for a return visit and jump straight to the main event.

And just to top things off she then gave me a face-up head, neck, and arms massage as a consolation prize. And she offered digits but I don't have a burner. Yet.

I went for an hour so it was $$. 60 total.

**Woopooh** · 10-01-23 03:26

Wow, it's open late and figured I'd give it a shot. When into boardway on meridian first there was a papa at the front saw the girl who would be giving massage not for me. Rolled the dice on king massage. Lady barely spoke English solid massage, $40 for hh massage. Gave her $160 for FS. Comes back with rubber and puts it on my limp junior and tries to jump on dry. No CBJ or nothing. Needless to say this didn't work got the google translate got my $100 back and accepted the jackhammer HJ. Anyone have different results here? Door bell kept ringing 😆 personally I will not repeat.

**JapaneseLvr** · 09-30-23 19:26

Fellas good news, we're back in business! Literally caught new girl irene at lulu and I was her first customer. She's thai and she's a hot little spinner. There's something about thai girls. I'm not into the sickly looking white skin that all asian women are into but thai girls are a nice healthy looking tan. $$ all in up front and asked for hr (although I did hear her name a fuss with mama san outside since house fee is. 7, but she provided a nice service nonetheless). Her massage is excellent. She stepped on my back and massaged my shoulders, back, legs, arms, head and most importantly, junior. She went straight for the BBBJ, great suction and slurping with bls. Nice dark puffy nipples, tight everywhere. She's not sure how long she's staying yet but please treat her well so she'll stay for a long time!

**SeaMonstes5678** · 09-30-23 14:48

Hello Gents.

Long time I know. Trip to LA for business fun fun fun.

Anyway before I left went to Lostus and her name is like Joy, Jenny Penny. Angela was busy as usual.

Anyway she had a little attitude but nice body. After warming up she was amazing. I hope she is still there. Yesterday went to M&M saw Amy. Nice b's and an ass surprise surprise surprise that little girl carry all that ass. Oh $$ as usual.

Stay safe Gents,.

**Cwasalt3** · 09-29-23 19:56

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I also know that she is purposely quiet about the good time and feeling great portions of a visit to her because she doesnt want to lose her license.

What did you mean by this? It's probably just me but I couldn't tell what you were trying to say here.

**Sapper2019** · 09-29-23 14:30

Originally Posted by LeftForDawn [View Original Post]

I think I know the Puyallup one, behind chipotle / Jimmy johns by the mall.

I've stopped in there twice once maybe last month and once maybe the month before that. Both times I saw an older lady and 2nd time I also saw what seemed to be a Papasan there. The way they both dressed and acted made me think it was a strictly legit shop? They didn't mention any other girls or have anyone else come out. I left both times cause of that. Good location and decently hidden making it convenient so I was hoping it was something more.

Maybe the one I went to isn't the same one you are talking about though since I didn't bother to say.

I finally took the plunge. Its been 10 years since I went to one of these places and felt like I hit the jackpot with Angela, right off the bat. Saw her twice in her last week here before she left back to NYC. Top notch service all the way 69 BBBJCIM + regular and great massage after. So utterly amazing I'm still walking around into walls. Sounds like she might come back next year. Fingers crossed!

**VTwelveMpg** · 09-28-23 23:48

Originally Posted by DanFreeman223 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure how accurate this is. Last time I was at this area, I had did not have a visit with setsss. Are we talking about the same group w / GiGi, Natalia, Roxy and others?

Yeah, Gigi gave me the address. Shares a parking lot with a tattoo place IIRC.

Edit: oh shit, nevermind. I was mixing up with another place. Yeah, dreamgirls is on pacific, a couple blocks away from MM Massage