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10-03-23 09:58 #14073Senior Member

Posts: 39UHS Massage
This is my go to place every other month or so- name is Anna, I always see her. Hand her $ for the hour, she always keeps the change on her table. Great massage head to toe, lots of teasing, HJ finish and then another 10-15 min including foot massage. I'm never looking for anything more than standard finish so can't address the possibility of more. I've see her probably a dozen times so UTC roaming is allowed. I'm guessing for others once she knows you. 60/40 is always sufficient, never discussed and she seems happy with it.
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10-03-23 09:45 #14072Senior Member

Posts: 197I wish I knew.
I never actually got to see or touch the puss with anything other than my covered member. Even when I was banging in mish I pulled out and was going to dine and she pulled her legs up and covered her nethers with her feet and said fuck only no lick. I don't remember thinking it was overly tight or loose. So I'm going to say it was average.
Originally Posted by KidKuddi
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She's a younger Asian with small tits and dark hair. (Under 30 if I had to guess). She's in the first room.
If you go just ask for MIMI. Then leave if they try to give you someone else. I'm not sure why I let my little head trick me that day. Won't ever let that happen again.
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10-02-23 22:07 #14071Senior Member

Posts: 31UHS Massage
Was in that area and with everyone saying the normal spots are pretty weak decided to try out a place I hadn't been to before. It is off Eswin in a strip mall that sorta run down looking.
Get in, pleasant looking lady wearing a skirt (Hannah or Anna) It looks like every other place and she takes me to the back back room. I opted for an hour because I actually have a kink in my neck and shoulder. Standard. 6 no surprise there. Since she is in a skirt and takes me to a room that also has furniture covered up, I figured I might as well see how far I could get. Slapped $140 on the table next to my wallet so she could see it. Massage was actually really good, seemed to focus right where my shoulder and neck were hurting and she likes to play with your balls. I was giving her plenty of access there and it felt pretty damn nice. Worked me head to toe there and then flipped me.
I tried to get FS and I know she saw the money but the best I could do was a HJ, could be something for a regular just with how everything was set up. She was pretty good with her hands and I swear she nearly shoved her finger in my ass and never stopped playing with my balls. After that, head to toe on front again. Popped my neck and back, gave me a foot massage. I left feeling way better and a lot looser than when I went in. Neck still feels good actually. Tipped her another. 6 , it was worth it to feel that relaxed when leaving. I never saw another person while I was in there but pretty sure I could hear someone. Anyways, curious what another mongers experience with the place might be like.
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10-02-23 12:54 #14070Banned asshole

Posts: 704What was the pussy like? Hair? Completely shaved bald an smooth?
Originally Posted by MrMonger69
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Small an tight lips.
Loose an saggy?
What she look like exactly so we do make the mistake an get stuck with her.
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10-02-23 12:22 #14069Senior Member

Posts: 130Attractive
So it's been about a year since I had partaken in the AMP scene. I'm sure everyone is rotated out by now. Who is the prettiest or has the best body in your opinions. Even if it's legit but extras is preferred. Thanks.
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10-02-23 09:48 #14068Senior Member

Posts: 197Diya Sakura
Welp. They can't all be good.
I had an appointment with MIMI today on Friday afternoon. When I got there Mimi asked if I would see me if the new girls as she was busy. I would have just said I'd wait and sit in the waiting area and make everyone feel uncomfortable as I stare at them going in and coming out. (I find this to be absolutely hilarious. We all know why we are there. But if someone sees anyone else then they freak out. Grow up guys).
Anyway, back to the story. To the first room I go, Diya is her name and lame is her game. She's got someone buffaloed as there was a vase of flowers there when I walked into her room. Nothing I received was worthy of a flower, let alone a dozen. Somebody is a fool. If it was you, I'm calling you out. You're a fool, she sells that pussy for money, flowers are just a waste of time and effort. Well I handed her $200 like I do every time I see any girl there so that I don't have to worry about the haggle. And she acts like she wants more. I act like I'm going to pull my pants back on and she says ok you stay. She comes back and it's 5 minutes of a quarter ass massage where she backs away from each and every grope. The the flip. On goes the helmet and she starts to mount. I ask for dining at the why. She says no. No kissing. No rimming on her. No nothing. 5 min in ti cow girl she's tired and wants mish. I slam for 15 in mish and she's getting a " will you cum already " attitude. So I just say fuck it and lay down and let her stroke me to completing in her hand.
This was my worst experience at Sakura. I love me som Mimi. But Diya is only slightly better but yan DIY.
Happy mongering.
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10-02-23 09:35 #14067Senior Member

Posts: 572Massage-you
Checked this place out. Very good massage. I legit needed an strong massage and she worked her ass off to oblige. However, there is not a single "good looking" lady here. Didn't get any hint of any extras although she did get pretty high up in the hamstring area and wasn't stingy about the draping. I'd go back here when I need my back loosened up again. As with most places that seem massage only, I'd imagine somebody there will give a handy to a regular they like.
Originally Posted by GoodWill123
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10-02-23 08:30 #14066Senior Member

Posts: 161Sakura
I did not, but it has to be one of the new girls. I know Mimi very well and she would never do that haha.
Originally Posted by KidKuddi
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10-01-23 22:17 #14065Banned asshole

Posts: 704You know her name?
Originally Posted by MassageGoer
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10-01-23 20:01 #14064Senior Member

Posts: 161Sakura
Stopped by Sakura this afternoon and drew the girl in the middle room. She had a little longer than shoulder length hair. Descent body and kinda cute in the face. Asked for 30 minutes, since that seems to be what they are asking for nowadays. Anyhow, first 10 minutes she massaged my back, neck and arms with one hand, not sure what she was doing with the other. Asked if I'd like to flip over, so I obliged. She asked me what service I wanted and she motioned the "everything" gesture. I figured I'd ask, "how much?" She said $200 LOL. I gave her the, "you're joking right?" look. I motioned for HJ and she said $100 LOL. I told her to just massage me and I'll do it myself. Then she started the negotiations. I said $40, which is the typical tip for that. She said no way, $80. I stood firm at $40 and she dropped it to $70. After all was said and done, I have her $50, but wasn't happy about it because she got annoyed that I wouldn't pop in 30 seconds. After about 5 minutes, I told her I would finish. She let me and right as I was starting to explode, she grabbed a tissue and covered the tip up. I am not going to lie, I was extremely angry about it. I couldn't get it all out and she kept wiping it and everyone she would wipe, more would dribble out. Let me just get it all out of my system before trying to clean up. If I go back there, I'm staying away from her. All in all, I spent $90 which is less than what I spent at moon last week.
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10-01-23 18:20 #14063Senior Member

Posts: 122Goose, service, up sell, and bad breath
I'm going to have to agree with Two Nuts.
I'm not one to pile on, especially since Goose has been a favorite go to for many months now. And I've been getting 69/ BBBJ from Mia several times now. But I too have witnessed a real decline in service here. And a recent upsell! I saw some of the earlier posts too. I was there last week, Mia was sucking my cock fast to get me to cum quick, I told her slow down. She'd slow down, then shift to her hands. I asked her to start sucking my cock again, she did. She sucked me for a few minutes then switched to hands again and did the exact same thing you saw. Bobbing her head up and down and faking it! We usually don't haggle because I drop a 100 on the table each time. But it was only 40 minutes and I was being asked to leave 20 minutes early because they were busy, and no change back.
I was also there about a week ago, got a girl named LU LU, who wanted 80 for a lackluster handjob and mediocre massage. I laughed. On top of that, stinky bad breath. So bad I had to turn my head. And they were cooking fish or something in the back.
I also heard the guy in the other room. Remember, this place has no walls. I heard the other girl say "20 more. " What is going on with this place? The service is declining and they're asking for more money. They must have some kind of upsell campaign going on now that Mia is running the place.
On a funny note, they're doing some kind of tar work on the parking lot. They had some rope up blocking the entrance. It was so dark at night I didn't even see it. Drove right through the fuc*king thing, LOL. But I did get back out to fix it, right thing to do since that was my fault. Dam, shitty service, shitty experience, and a fuc*ked up parking lot, LOL. Not sure I'm going back anytime soon.
Originally Posted by TwoNutts
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10-01-23 13:57 #14062Senior Member

Posts: 31Sakura
I guess they cycled out Linda again? Linda with the bandaids on her knees. There was a Joy / Julie there (real petite younger lady) not two weeks ago. How often do they cycle them up?
Originally Posted by GregBlanc
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10-01-23 10:33 #14061Senior Member

Posts: 49Sakara
This month the ladies are:
New girl Xixi, Diya and Mimi.
(Well at least that is what they texted me, I've no reports at this time).
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10-01-23 09:08 #14060Senior Member

Posts: 3103An honest review of the Goose
After several reviews of this place, particularly Mia I thought what the hell. Everything was either fake or the poor bastards don't realize what real service is supposed to be. Layed in the room for 10 minutes waiting on her, she finally comes in, I had a Ben layed out as was reported. I asked for BBBJ which seem her normal routine, she wanted 60 more, with naked and DATY. No thanks, I'll give 20 more. She pulled pants to knees (how's DATY possible like that) then the 5 second BJ and sneaky HJ routine starts. I complained and at that point knew this was a mistake. She hid her head and acted like she was giving a BJ then started a HJ to finish which wasn't that good. Acted like we were done 15 minutes into my hour, again I complained about the time. She was surprised I wanted a massage. During my 15 minute massage she answered the phone 2 time and the door 3, times, the last was a customer asking for her. She said wait 10 minutes. She slapped me on the ass and said all done I'll get you a clean towel. When she got back I was dressed and had took the $120 back and replaced it with 80 bucks. Now this time she complained, LOL. I explained the 30 minutes short of time and only a HJ when a BJ was the negotiation. So she says ok you want water. This place is a joke if you're not used to great service. And BTW, I was freshly showered and new clothes including shoes. I was looking and smelling better than she deserved.
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09-30-23 11:17 #14059Senior Member

Posts: 180So close to Sakura and Moon
You'd think being so close to Moon and Sakura they would try to absorb the overflow from those two places. I tried to go to Moon the other day and there were several cars in lot so I wound up at Woodridge. It would be nice to have another place to take some of the pressure off Moon. The place does a tremendous business.
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