Massage Parlor Reports

[MichiganGuy232]

Visited Eve about a week ago. She is 100% worth it. Just like all other reviews before me, she's small petite woman, and very very attractive. Her attitude and demeanor adds to her attraction. She smoking hot with a tight little body.

Great location in downtown GR.

Fun was fun. Not FS, man did I want to LOL. She's very attentive and sensual. Greats you like a friend when you walk into her shop.

PM for details.

[MWiggly2]

I'll be driving through Lansing, Grand Rapids and on to Muskegon. Can anyone recommend a FS, non-rushed AMP? Having a table shower is a plus. I would appreciate any details including price / service / quality. Feel free to message me. Can reciprocate suggestions if you are coming to Chicagoland.

[CunningLover11]

Hey fellas, a bit of an odd question, but somewhat related since it is often thrown in with massage (though not necessarily the kind of massage we like). Has anyone ever had a reiki session? I don't necessarily even mean with HE, though if that's actually even a thing, I'd like to hear about it. But it's my understanding that with reiki, the provider doesn't even touch you or barely touches you, so the thought of there being some fun involved doesn't seem likely to me. However, I'm curious about reiki in general. It seems like total BS to me, like those "sea monkeys" they used to advertise for sale in the back of comic books when I was a kid (which as far as I could tell were basically dust particles they sold to unsuspecting kids who dumped them in a goldfish bowl full of water). But the fact that there are so many people offering it and apparently someone is paying for it has made me wonder if there's anything to it. Just curious if anyone has tried it.

Also, has anyone else found that this hobby has made it very difficult to enjoy a regular massage without wanting more? I still occasionally (though less and less) get just a regular massage from a legit place (like my chiropractor's office) and, while I'm still capable of enjoying the experience and appreciating the benefits of massage, I can't stop my mind from wandering, especially if the MT is even remotely attractive. Just wondering if anyone else has experienced something similar.

With reiki you really need to open your mind and connect your mind and body. Its a healing practice to remove negative energy which blocks the flow of positive energy. Don't go into it with the expectation of solely getting off. Approach it with a healing mindset and allow your body to heal which will allow you to enjoy even deeper pleasure than ever before. Its an eastern practice with origins in Japan. If you allow yourself to go in open minded you will benefit from it.

[Benz1]

Quick question Benz or anyone that knows, her ad now says only massage. Will she still "tickle your pickle"? Also, I know Perri went to gloves during COVID is that still her practice? I have seen both several times and enjoyed the unique experience, especially SS. But I would think the gloves would be a nonstarter. With SS I loved having the release at the beginning followed by the massage. Talk about barely being able to stand up.

Peri isn't into her pelvic floor for men as much as she is for the female pelvic floor massage. Leads me to believe she prefers women but men are the ones paying her bills so she tolerates us. (I could be wrong).

Peri has a sense of humor about our needs. She gets the job done her way, with our without gloves she's still a great masseuse.

Simply sweet has always offered the tickle pickle, the ad was good advertising. Her slogan is gone, the service lives on. Most providers don't mention all they do for you in their ad.

[Benz1]

I disagree with this review. I did not have a good experience with Simple Sweet. Very mechanical massage. No HE or PM offered. I would see Saisha at RT for an OK massage and nice PM and HE. Angel is a good choice too but you need to really like a hard PM. Enjoy.

When comparing providers who go nude to Simply Sweet, its Two completely different worlds. SS focus is all about the best massage for me, with no interpretations except when do I want the release to start. She has told me that we have to ask nicely and it will happen. Sweetie has excellent massage skills, she does a lot of stretching for sports guys too they don't need or want a release. Thats why we need to ask for it on our first visit. Her ad said tickle the pickle for a brief time, she offered it before the ad and always will, if asked politely.

[Sparty On 1234]

Quick question Benz or anyone that knows, her ad now says only massage. Will she still "tickle your pickle"? Also, I know Perri went to gloves during COVID is that still her practice? I have seen both several times and enjoyed the unique experience, especially SS. But I would think the gloves would be a nonstarter. With SS I loved having the release at the beginning followed by the massage. Talk about barely being able to stand up.

I disagree with this review. I did not have a good experience with Simple Sweet. Very mechanical massage. No HE or PM offered. I would see Saisha at RT for an OK massage and nice PM and HE. Angel is a good choice too but you need to really like a hard PM. Enjoy.

[Moonglow913]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...e/165036314205

https://www.curtisymassagetherapy.com/

Both are excellent choices.

If you want more play with your HE, Simply Sweet is your best option. Simply Sweet prostrate massage is internal.
Curtisy massage prostrate massage is external rubbing the skin between the balls and ass.

Both choices are totally clothed and no touching.

Quick question Benz or anyone that knows, her ad now says only massage. Will she still "tickle your pickle"? Also, I know Perri went to gloves during COVID is that still her practice? I have seen both several times and enjoyed the unique experience, especially SS. But I would think the gloves would be a nonstarter. With SS I loved having the release at the beginning followed by the massage. Talk about barely being able to stand up.

[Swcdt]

I haven't seen Angel yet but by the sounds of it, I need to. In her ad she posts that she now offers "Sploshes", what is that? I called and asked her but she didn't want to say over the phone. Also, is she at a spa or does she have her own place? I see she offers prostate massage, is that extra or included with her sessions?

Angel is a good time. Her prostate massage is a bit rough in my opinion but she really likes doing it. She has her own place, not a parlor. But she does share an office with a couple other providers. Plan on $$ total without FS. According to urban dictionary Sploshes is a food fetish.

[Love The Lips]

I see Angel regularly, called her earlier this week and she answered right away, made arrangements and there was no waiting. I see her for health maintenance, plus for. She never ceases to amaze me! Every time the massage is exquisite! Relaxing to the point you feel as though you are floating, then that liiingering. Touch! The attention to the boys. Makes you squirm (in a fantastic dreamy way), and when you don't think you can take any more, WOW the prostate! O. M. G. It's a feeling you have never known! I am ready to call her again!

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/723244142602

I haven't seen Angel yet but by the sounds of it, I need to. In her ad she posts that she now offers "Sploshes", what is that? I called and asked her but she didn't want to say over the phone. Also, is she at a spa or does she have her own place? I see she offers prostate massage, is that extra or included with her sessions?

[GrMojo]

Hey fellas, a bit of an odd question, but somewhat related since it is often thrown in with massage (though not necessarily the kind of massage we like). Has anyone ever had a reiki session? I don't necessarily even mean with HE, though if that's actually even a thing, I'd like to hear about it. But it's my understanding that with reiki, the provider doesn't even touch you or barely touches you, so the thought of there being some fun involved doesn't seem likely to me. However, I'm curious about reiki in general. It seems like total BS to me, like those "sea monkeys" they used to advertise for sale in the back of comic books when I was a kid (which as far as I could tell were basically dust particles they sold to unsuspecting kids who dumped them in a goldfish bowl full of water). But the fact that there are so many people offering it and apparently someone is paying for it has made me wonder if there's anything to it. Just curious if anyone has tried it.

Also, has anyone else found that this hobby has made it very difficult to enjoy a regular massage without wanting more? I still occasionally (though less and less) get just a regular massage from a legit place (like my chiropractor's office) and, while I'm still capable of enjoying the experience and appreciating the benefits of massage, I can't stop my mind from wandering, especially if the MT is even remotely attractive. Just wondering if anyone else has experienced something similar.

I knew a Reiki master. The time when she gave me a demonstration, the warm feeling shot halfway into my chest, instantly. It wasn't a burning heat, but felt a lot like a space heater, although a space heater can't penetrate like that. I don't know if there are any real health benefits, but it sure felt good.

[IronClad999]

To put it another way, a bad backrub and mechanical handy from a disinterested masseuse in a sketchy shack isn't appealing to me even she's a 10/10 swimsuit model. The vibe matters, the atmosphere matters. And I simply prefer young and athletic. There are plenty of curvy older women I find attractive.

I guess its hit or miss sometimes but usually older types have better skills unless they join the field at higher age number. And more bonus on the table if we have game for her.

[Gene2]

So I'm thinking about taking up the hobby. I've been reading for a while trying to figure out where to begin. Right now I'm leaning towards trying to get an appointment with someone at Luxe to test the waters. And then posting more about what happens and my experience to get a more known and gain some trust.

Any advice or leads or referrals or just being pointed in the right direction would be great. Here's a bit about what I'm looking for. Attraction is important to me. I like younger women with petite, thin, athletic type body types and pretty faces. I'm not so much into curvy or BBW. I'm sorry if that's shallow or basic or picky or whatever but it's what I'm into. I don't need all kinds of extras, but us both getting fully comfortable and mutual touch is important to me. Standard HE is good, anything more would be a bonus. I could see myself dropping 2 -3 once or twice a month to start.

I've seen a lot of tempting ads on STG but I don't feel like I can trust any of that stuff. I like the idea of a female owned place that's kind of a known quantity. That's why I'm leaning towards Luxe or someplace like it. Then I'd want to have a good reputation there and advice here from other hobbyists for other contacts.

Hey OP. Don't feel a need to apologize or explain a specific type you desire. That's pretty much every one of us here. We all specific a type of woman or experience we prefer. And ones we don't. And those preferences are unique to each individual. Benz is correct that young, skinny providers will be more expensive. So a few things to ask yourself:

1. Do I want a good massage?

2. Do I want an experience without price upsell?

3. Am I ok with a very fit and athletic woman in 30's or early 40's?

4. How much do I want to spend?

5. Will I be visiting the same woman Or variety?

6. Would an Asian massage place be ok?

7. Will you want any extras (BJ, prostate, kissing)?

Luxe is known for its more curvy women with maybe one that fits your petite athletic preference. And it's pricey by all reports here. Much more than an escort. I've not been there so I am going off numerous prior reports.

If an athletic woman in her 30's with fantastic massage skills is your preference, then Milan.

Or Cassidy, the one and only. Or Delilah. Or Evee.

If a petite woman in her 20's with upsell is what you want, there are lots of them. But it's frustrating. So I won't name names.

If a fit, shorter woman in her early 30's with no upsell and set prices, then Blonde25.

If you want an Asian experience, then Relax, Or Asian Ivy.

Hope that helps. Please report back.

Prepare.

G2.

[OpenPort80]

To put it another way, a bad backrub and mechanical handy from a disinterested masseuse in a sketchy shack isn't appealing to me even she's a 10/10 swimsuit model. The vibe matters, the atmosphere matters. And I simply prefer young and athletic. There are plenty of curvy older women I find attractive.

[OpenPort80]

Quality massage is not listed in your requirements.

There is usually a skinny young girl willing to get naked at every salon in GR and for the right price they'll allow mutual touch. With the exception of Wonder, mostly curvy women at Wonder.

Without needing a quality massage, your requirements can be found all over town. Just call and ask for the skinny young girl and bring plenty of money.

I just didn't think to mention that. I'd at least like a good massage.

I also forgot to mention the atmosphere. That might be more important than skinny and young. I'd like to find a provider who can make me feel comfortable and create a sensual atmosphere. I'm looking for an erotic or sensual experience more than just getting off.

If that all sounds like too much I don't expect to find it all for half a bill each session tips include. Everything is a trade off. And I only think that's what I want. I'm new. I still need to try things out and figure out what I want and stay safe doing it.

[Benz1]

So I'm thinking about taking up the hobby. I've been reading for a while trying to figure out where to begin. Right now I'm leaning towards trying to get an appointment with someone at Luxe to test the waters. And then posting more about what happens and my experience to get a more known and gain some trust.

Any advice or leads or referrals or just being pointed in the right direction would be great. Here's a bit about what I'm looking for. Attraction is important to me. I like younger women with petite, thin, athletic type body types and pretty faces. I'm not so much into curvy or BBW. I'm sorry if that's shallow or basic or picky or whatever but it's what I'm into. I don't need all kinds of extras, but us both getting fully comfortable and mutual touch is important to me. Standard HE is good, anything more would be a bonus. I could see myself dropping 2 -3 once or twice a month to start.

I've seen a lot of tempting ads on STG but I don't feel like I can trust any of that stuff. I like the idea of a female owned place that's kind of a known quantity. That's why I'm leaning towards Luxe or someplace like it. Then I'd want to have a good reputation there and advice here from other hobbyists for other contacts.

Quality massage is not listed in your requirements.

There is usually a skinny young girl willing to get naked at every salon in GR and for the right price they'll allow mutual touch. With the exception of Wonder, mostly curvy women at Wonder.

Without needing a quality massage, your requirements can be found all over town. Just call and ask for the skinny young girl and bring plenty of money.