Massage Parlor Reports

**ConfuciusMan** · 09-29-23 13:18

Located on Belmont Ave. Newer place I walked in and got Tatiana. She was thick and was wearing a mask. I thought she was older but when I saw her on the way out. She was middle age Latina women. I didn't want any extras left 25 dollar tip.

**DaveyJ23** · 09-29-23 12:37

Location: Irving and Central. Portage Park area. Small storefront. I'm not sure if the storefront has a name or not.

Cost: $120/$150, half hour / hour. That cost is inclusive of the ending, but for $60 more you get a nude body-to-body slide.

The girl: Yuki is a little older, but she still looks pretty good. Slim. Small tits, no real ass, but overall pretty good.

Pros: I was pretty disappointed, so I don't have many pros. I guess if you want someone who is going to explicitly offer you a prostate massage, instead of having to ask for it yourself, this is an ok place to go. She advertises that as one of her specialties. If you get the $60 upgrade I'd say you'll be happy with the look of her naked.

Cons: Where to start? The massage was god awful. One hand poking my back for 45 min while she texted with the other hand. The $60 upgrade is not worth it, even if she looks good naked. First, she wanted to keep the panties on. I convinced her to lose them, but she didn't really want any touching apart from her ass. So no FIV. Also, if you don't live in the neighborhood, the prostate massage is not worth the trip. For $210 out the door you could do so much better.

**Jinurso** · 09-29-23 02:10

Originally Posted by OPIllini [View Original Post]

Really good points you're making. I certainly wouldn't want to put myself into legal trouble. But I will say however that at the place I've been going to lately for legit Asian massage, the MT has gotten more comfortable with me. Now, will that lead to anything? Who knows. I'm certainly glad to hear more via PM.

I'd you want to test how comfortable she's become with you, do it verbally, not physically. Guys always have rose colored glasses when they're horny and want someone. Flirt a bit, compliment her, see how she reacts. She how that may affect her body language or how she touches you. If she touches you affectionately, then touch her back the same way. Take what she gives and no more until she's ready.

**Dbiz01** · 09-28-23 21:05

Her name was Angelina. She had a helluva body and was a glorious fuck. Everything was covered, no bare. She lived in Chinatown and took ESL courses at the language school located there. There was a Starbucks next to the office building where I would wait for my appointment. A PNC Bank was at the end of the block where I would get my cash. LOL! I went so much, that the female security guards started giving me dirty looks!

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Location: Michigan Ave and Madison. Office building. You need to sign in with reception. This place has had a few incarnations. Its best days were as the downtown version of Mercy Acupuncture (up by Michigan and Wacker, or somewhere like that).

Cost: Last I checked it was $60 for the hour. Not sure about half hour cost. Also, prices may have gone up a bit.

The girl: Back when they were Mercy they had a few girls. One super old lady who was in charge, and two younger ones. Angela or something like that. Read back a long way on the forum and you'll see glowing reports about they younger ones. They were all true. It was glorious. Now, sadly, only the old lady is still there. Don't believe the ads about new girls arriving.

Pros: She's up for whatever you want. Personally I like a bit of prostate massage, and I find that the old ladies like this one are happy to oblige. Same was true at Paradise Unisex which I reviewed earlier. Young ones are great, no doubt, but the old ones have seen it all and won't flinch at whatever you ask for.

Cons: Unless you have a thing for GILFs you might need to close your eyes when you flip over. Also she pushes for a good tip, which I don't really fault her for. That said, I suspect your bargaining leverage should be strong. Just don't be a dick about it.

**LeopardTwo** · 09-28-23 19:46

Originally Posted by DMichaels69 [View Original Post]

Yes the one mongers drooled over, her name was April if I recall correctly. Reported as a spinner and I think one of the cons was she wanted higher tips.

Dear lord, she was incredible. To this day probably the best body I've seen on an AMP *drools*.

I always received a decent rate from her for the full package. One day she messaged me that she was retiring and to come in. I did and it was her last day. From some of the things she showed me, seemed she had a rich boyfriend who supported her out. Would love to know if she ever turned up anywhere.

**DMichaels69** · 09-28-23 18:13

This is a very good review format, just what I would want to know. Keep up the good work.

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Location: Lincoln Ave. Just shy of Belmont. Lots of foot traffic there, so hope that they don't have the door locked when you get there.

Cost: I think its like $70 for the hour, but I forget exactly.

The girl: A few ladies. None are amazing, but none are that bad either. Middle aged Chinese women. They'll give you a pretty decent massage then give you a pretty good ending. I only get HJs there, but I think its pretty clear that you can get whatever you like. In fact, I think the Parlor King guy filmed some of his stuff there. I think the lady is still there too. So, yeah, go get it.

Pros: Pretty good massage, very good endings. Prices have always seemed pretty reasonable to me. If you decide to get the table shower after the massage you can probably get a second pop. YMMV.

Cons: The table shower experience is gross. For the love of god, don't let them use the loofa on you after they've used it on every other guy who's come through. Hands only please. Also, an extra 10 bucks for the table shower is pretty shitty if you ask me. I take back what I said about reasonable prices.

**DMichaels69** · 09-28-23 18:12

Yes the one mongers drooled over, her name was April if I recall correctly. Reported as a spinner and I think one of the cons was she wanted higher tips.

Originally Posted by DaveyJ23 [View Original Post]

Location: Michigan Ave and Madison. Office building. You need to sign in with reception. This place has had a few incarnations. Its best days were as the downtown version of Mercy Acupuncture (up by Michigan and Wacker, or somewhere like that).

Cost: Last I checked it was $60 for the hour. Not sure about half hour cost. Also, prices may have gone up a bit.

The girl: Back when they were Mercy they had a few girls. One super old lady who was in charge, and two younger ones. Angela or something like that. Read back a long way on the forum and you'll see glowing reports about they younger ones. They were all true. It was glorious. Now, sadly, only the old lady is still there. Don't believe the ads about new girls arriving.

Pros: She's up for whatever you want. Personally I like a bit of prostate massage, and I find that the old ladies like this one are happy to oblige. Same was true at Paradise Unisex which I reviewed earlier. Young ones are great, no doubt, but the old ones have seen it all and won't flinch at whatever you ask for.

Cons: Unless you have a thing for GILFs you might need to close your eyes when you flip over. Also she pushes for a good tip, which I don't really fault her for. That said, I suspect your bargaining leverage should be strong. Just don't be a dick about it.

**Member #6439** · 09-28-23 16:40

Saw Selena, she's young has a cute face and very slim. She is a little on the taller side too, if that's your thing. CBJ was very good actually, she takes her time doing it and takes direction very well. We started in standing missionary where she had very good eye contact the whole time moaning. Then switched to standing doggy with one leg on the table, she can take a pounding and I finished in the bag. Would repeat for sure, if she's still there but I think she's leaving in a few days.

**OF Charlie** · 09-28-23 16:37

Got a text last night from one of my favorite girls Beijing Nana that she will be filling in at Tokyo Spa for 3 days. I have seen her a few times, but always at apartment. Made my way to Tokyo first thing this morning because I wanted to get nuru from her with her natural D cups. It was better than I could have imagined. All natural and D cups are just the perfect combination for nuru.

Nana is a very common name for Chinese girls, so that is why I call her Beijing Nana as she is from Beijing. Northern Chinese girls are taller. Nana is 168 cm tall (5'6") Long legs, beautiful face to go with her natural D cups. Plenty of reviews on her. 3 days at Tokyo spa only. She will be starting at PD Sunday morning. If you always want to try nuru with real authentic nuru gel, Nana is a good girl for your first time. Did I mention all natural D cups haha.

**DaveyJ23** · 09-28-23 15:17

Location: Lincoln Ave. Just shy of Belmont. Lots of foot traffic there, so hope that they don't have the door locked when you get there.

Cost: I think its like $70 for the hour, but I forget exactly.

The girl: A few ladies. None are amazing, but none are that bad either. Middle aged Chinese women. They'll give you a pretty decent massage then give you a pretty good ending. I only get HJs there, but I think its pretty clear that you can get whatever you like. In fact, I think the Parlor King guy filmed some of his stuff there. I think the lady is still there too. So, yeah, go get it.

Pros: Pretty good massage, very good endings. Prices have always seemed pretty reasonable to me. If you decide to get the table shower after the massage you can probably get a second pop. YMMV.

Cons: The table shower experience is gross. For the love of god, don't let them use the loofa on you after they've used it on every other guy who's come through. Hands only please. Also, an extra 10 bucks for the table shower is pretty shitty if you ask me. I take back what I said about reasonable prices.

**DaveyJ23** · 09-28-23 15:09

Location: Chicago Ave near Ashland. Next to some dog day care place that seems kind of out of control.

Cost: $50/$70 - hh / hour.

The girls: Rotating cast of Chinese women. Some better than others. I almost never ask for names, so I don't have any to give you, but I've seen some pretty nice women in this place. Also some that aren't anything to write home about.

Pros: Pretty great service. Depending on the girl, anything goes. YMMV of course.

Cons: Bring your checkbook (Actually, do you remember when Jerry Springer paid for a hooker with a check? Seems like a bad idea. Just bring cash. But, you know, plan to bring a lot because its expensive that's why this is in the cons).

**DaveyJ23** · 09-28-23 15:00

Location: Michigan Ave and Madison. Office building. You need to sign in with reception. This place has had a few incarnations. Its best days were as the downtown version of Mercy Acupuncture (up by Michigan and Wacker, or somewhere like that).

Cost: Last I checked it was $60 for the hour. Not sure about half hour cost. Also, prices may have gone up a bit.

The girl: Back when they were Mercy they had a few girls. One super old lady who was in charge, and two younger ones. Angela or something like that. Read back a long way on the forum and you'll see glowing reports about they younger ones. They were all true. It was glorious. Now, sadly, only the old lady is still there. Don't believe the ads about new girls arriving.

Pros: She's up for whatever you want. Personally I like a bit of prostate massage, and I find that the old ladies like this one are happy to oblige. Same was true at Paradise Unisex which I reviewed earlier. Young ones are great, no doubt, but the old ones have seen it all and won't flinch at whatever you ask for.

Cons: Unless you have a thing for GILFs you might need to close your eyes when you flip over. Also she pushes for a good tip, which I don't really fault her for. That said, I suspect your bargaining leverage should be strong. Just don't be a dick about it.

**GWheaton** · 09-28-23 10:11

Originally Posted by IMissCutler [View Original Post]

Does anyone know the schedule for 819 or pics of the girls that are coming or when they get here? I don't do FS so going to pd, rl, or any of the apartment setups isn't for me. Monica is absolutely amazing to me and her tits were out of this world for her frame. It's just easier to negotiate in the spa for me as since I'm not looking for everything it doesn't make sense to pay for it all and cheat myself. Thanks all and what everyone said about Monica, thank you as that helped push me to her once seeing those big naturals.

I send them a text asking for their current lineup / pics every week. They are very responsive. A lot of the pics are fake or bad photoshop but they are responsive.

**IMissCutler** · 09-28-23 08:31

Does anyone know the schedule for 819 or pics of the girls that are coming or when they get here? I don't do FS so going to pd, rl, or any of the apartment setups isn't for me. Monica is absolutely amazing to me and her tits were out of this world for her frame. It's just easier to negotiate in the spa for me as since I'm not looking for everything it doesn't make sense to pay for it all and cheat myself. Thanks all and what everyone said about Monica, thank you as that helped push me to her once seeing those big naturals.

**Fit312** · 09-28-23 08:30

Originally Posted by Akuma187 [View Original Post]

As I was browsing on RMs I saw a couple of 24/7 places and was wondering about the quality and service. I may be able to do a weekend getaway, but I'll be coming into town late. Hoping again some of my fellow local mongers can help. Nothing is definitely planned but I like to have many options available to me while I'm here and get the most out of these trips. Thanks again and be safe.

Those places are generally "papasan" establishments run by the same guy, so expect older women for cheap CBJ / CFS. There appears to be dozens of these places and I've been to 3 or 4 of them.