Massage Parlor Reports

[OF Charlie]

Does anyone know the schedule for 819 or pics of the girls that are coming or when they get here? I don't do FS so going to pd, rl, or any of the apartment setups isn't for me. Monica is absolutely amazing to me and her tits were out of this world for her frame. It's just easier to negotiate in the spa for me as since I'm not looking for everything it doesn't make sense to pay for it all and cheat myself. Thanks all and what everyone said about Monica, thank you as that helped push me to her once seeing those big naturals.

Judy from Tokyo Spa will be at 819 starting tomorrow morning. Plenty of reviews on her.

In general, the 1st and the 16th of the month are when new girls start.

[Jge096]

Is Karly back at Ozone? Haven't seen any post indicating she is 100% back but did see the post suggesting she'd be back Sept 9 and a few after that recommending her. I started going to AMPs after she had left, so I was disappointed but went to Ozone twice. Two different ladies, one older and more tanned looking, the other I would guess Thai. The younger one had a nice body and was about 4'10 maybe. The older woman wasn't as great looking but gave decent enough head. Gave a CBJ but when cleaning me off put it in her mouth bare. ? Lmao. Anyway, did I fuck up with that? I'm fairly new to AMPs so I wasn't sure if I was supposed to be more adamant about BBBJ.

[Jinurso]

Visited recently. It's legit, so don't expect any extras. Phenomenal massage though, personally, I think it was worth the visit.

They give a fantastic massage, totally agree. And a great price too.

They are not just 100% legit, they are aggressively legit. As in they will fire any masseuse who solicits and ban any customers who requests. I went on a date with a therapist who worked there once and she gave me the whole scoop.

[SeekingSpare]

Visited recently. It's legit, so don't expect any extras. Phenomenal massage though, personally, I think it was worth the visit.

[ConfuciusMan]

I have time so I can write my reviews. I decided to call and make an appointment. He said try Rosalie she's Latina. I said ok and went over. Saw her thick older and was her first day working. She had big tits and ass. She really did not give a great massage. She ask what I wanted on the flip. I said naked HJ. She said 100. I said ok she took off her clothes. She's had some baby damage. She's a smoker and wears stripper perfume. She started by shaking her boobs up and down. She grab my hand and put on her huge ass. She kept talking ghetto in my ear. She was spitting on my little guy. I wasn't impressed. She gave up after 5 min and said you must be tired. Put your clothes on and come back next time when your ready. I was not happy with that. She was lazy and wanted the tip upfront. That's dead giveaway. She knew she had the Benjamin and didn't care if I was happy or coming back.

[Akuma187]

They were covered pretty extensively about 20-22 pages back. Beginning of September I think.

I'll take another look through the forum again. Appreciate all the help.

[HappyGardener]

As I was browsing on RMs I saw a couple of 24/7 places and was wondering about the quality and service. I may be able to do a weekend getaway, but I'll be coming into town late. Hoping again some of my fellow local mongers can help. Nothing is definitely planned but I like to have many options available to me while I'm here and get the most out of these trips. Thanks again and be safe.

They were covered pretty extensively about 20-22 pages back. Beginning of September I think.

[ConfuciusMan]

Located on Belmont Ave. Newer place I walked in and got Tatiana. She was thick and was wearing a mask. I thought she was older but when I saw her on the way out. She was middle age Latina women. I didn't want any extras left 25 dollar tip.

[DaveyJ23]

Location: Irving and Central. Portage Park area. Small storefront. I'm not sure if the storefront has a name or not.

Cost: $120/$150, half hour / hour. That cost is inclusive of the ending, but for $60 more you get a nude body-to-body slide.

The girl: Yuki is a little older, but she still looks pretty good. Slim. Small tits, no real ass, but overall pretty good.

Pros: I was pretty disappointed, so I don't have many pros. I guess if you want someone who is going to explicitly offer you a prostate massage, instead of having to ask for it yourself, this is an ok place to go. She advertises that as one of her specialties. If you get the $60 upgrade I'd say you'll be happy with the look of her naked.

Cons: Where to start? The massage was god awful. One hand poking my back for 45 min while she texted with the other hand. The $60 upgrade is not worth it, even if she looks good naked. First, she wanted to keep the panties on. I convinced her to lose them, but she didn't really want any touching apart from her ass. So no FIV. Also, if you don't live in the neighborhood, the prostate massage is not worth the trip. For $210 out the door you could do so much better.

[Jinurso]

Really good points you're making. I certainly wouldn't want to put myself into legal trouble. But I will say however that at the place I've been going to lately for legit Asian massage, the MT has gotten more comfortable with me. Now, will that lead to anything? Who knows. I'm certainly glad to hear more via PM.

I'd you want to test how comfortable she's become with you, do it verbally, not physically. Guys always have rose colored glasses when they're horny and want someone. Flirt a bit, compliment her, see how she reacts. She how that may affect her body language or how she touches you. If she touches you affectionately, then touch her back the same way. Take what she gives and no more until she's ready.

[Dbiz01]

Her name was Angelina. She had a helluva body and was a glorious fuck. Everything was covered, no bare. She lived in Chinatown and took ESL courses at the language school located there. There was a Starbucks next to the office building where I would wait for my appointment. A PNC Bank was at the end of the block where I would get my cash. LOL! I went so much, that the female security guards started giving me dirty looks!

Location: Michigan Ave and Madison. Office building. You need to sign in with reception. This place has had a few incarnations. Its best days were as the downtown version of Mercy Acupuncture (up by Michigan and Wacker, or somewhere like that).

Cost: Last I checked it was $60 for the hour. Not sure about half hour cost. Also, prices may have gone up a bit.

The girl: Back when they were Mercy they had a few girls. One super old lady who was in charge, and two younger ones. Angela or something like that. Read back a long way on the forum and you'll see glowing reports about they younger ones. They were all true. It was glorious. Now, sadly, only the old lady is still there. Don't believe the ads about new girls arriving.

Pros: She's up for whatever you want. Personally I like a bit of prostate massage, and I find that the old ladies like this one are happy to oblige. Same was true at Paradise Unisex which I reviewed earlier. Young ones are great, no doubt, but the old ones have seen it all and won't flinch at whatever you ask for.

Cons: Unless you have a thing for GILFs you might need to close your eyes when you flip over. Also she pushes for a good tip, which I don't really fault her for. That said, I suspect your bargaining leverage should be strong. Just don't be a dick about it.

[LeopardTwo]

Yes the one mongers drooled over, her name was April if I recall correctly. Reported as a spinner and I think one of the cons was she wanted higher tips.

Dear lord, she was incredible. To this day probably the best body I've seen on an AMP *drools*.

I always received a decent rate from her for the full package. One day she messaged me that she was retiring and to come in. I did and it was her last day. From some of the things she showed me, seemed she had a rich boyfriend who supported her out. Would love to know if she ever turned up anywhere.

[DMichaels69]

This is a very good review format, just what I would want to know. Keep up the good work.

Location: Lincoln Ave. Just shy of Belmont. Lots of foot traffic there, so hope that they don't have the door locked when you get there.

Cost: I think its like $70 for the hour, but I forget exactly.

The girl: A few ladies. None are amazing, but none are that bad either. Middle aged Chinese women. They'll give you a pretty decent massage then give you a pretty good ending. I only get HJs there, but I think its pretty clear that you can get whatever you like. In fact, I think the Parlor King guy filmed some of his stuff there. I think the lady is still there too. So, yeah, go get it.

Pros: Pretty good massage, very good endings. Prices have always seemed pretty reasonable to me. If you decide to get the table shower after the massage you can probably get a second pop. YMMV.

Cons: The table shower experience is gross. For the love of god, don't let them use the loofa on you after they've used it on every other guy who's come through. Hands only please. Also, an extra 10 bucks for the table shower is pretty shitty if you ask me. I take back what I said about reasonable prices.

[DMichaels69]

Yes the one mongers drooled over, her name was April if I recall correctly. Reported as a spinner and I think one of the cons was she wanted higher tips.

Location: Michigan Ave and Madison. Office building. You need to sign in with reception. This place has had a few incarnations. Its best days were as the downtown version of Mercy Acupuncture (up by Michigan and Wacker, or somewhere like that).

Cost: Last I checked it was $60 for the hour. Not sure about half hour cost. Also, prices may have gone up a bit.

The girl: Back when they were Mercy they had a few girls. One super old lady who was in charge, and two younger ones. Angela or something like that. Read back a long way on the forum and you'll see glowing reports about they younger ones. They were all true. It was glorious. Now, sadly, only the old lady is still there. Don't believe the ads about new girls arriving.

Pros: She's up for whatever you want. Personally I like a bit of prostate massage, and I find that the old ladies like this one are happy to oblige. Same was true at Paradise Unisex which I reviewed earlier. Young ones are great, no doubt, but the old ones have seen it all and won't flinch at whatever you ask for.

Cons: Unless you have a thing for GILFs you might need to close your eyes when you flip over. Also she pushes for a good tip, which I don't really fault her for. That said, I suspect your bargaining leverage should be strong. Just don't be a dick about it.

[Member #6439]

Saw Selena, she's young has a cute face and very slim. She is a little on the taller side too, if that's your thing. CBJ was very good actually, she takes her time doing it and takes direction very well. We started in standing missionary where she had very good eye contact the whole time moaning. Then switched to standing doggy with one leg on the table, she can take a pounding and I finished in the bag. Would repeat for sure, if she's still there but I think she's leaving in a few days.